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Me in public~overuser of emojis & exclamation points~Mama~Book nerd~Not here enough~She/her

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Joined Twitter 12/3/13


Read. this. thread. It's important. People with privilege need to speak up. We need to help. https://t.co/woO3kGtsZSI'm calling for an immediate suspension of credit card interest, fees, and penalties for the duration of this crisi… https://t.co/lBXqtzWBpt
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceThis sounds like what my husband is doing. 😬 Good thing I love him! 😜😂 Although I am getting pretty tired of the "… https://t.co/WKPWUCxbcD
4/8
2020
@Violetsouffle SAME! It was terrible!“And those who live with the allergy sufferers.” 😂🤣 Love this pollen alert from the weather bug app!! https://t.co/URvUVTq2Jy
4/6
2020
People are being so decent to each other. We might want to try this all the time.
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4/5
2020
This is what the website for the federal stockpile said yesterday vs what it says today, after Kushner was caught l… https://t.co/1kHJ6IWbE4
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distance#HeyNext @nexton9news Thank you for the story on the Brown Palace band. It was lovely. May they get back to playing inside soon!
4/3
2020
No. It’s fine. I didn’t want to sit there. #LivingHisBestLife https://t.co/V2CoyniGXt
4/2
2020
@_kaitlin_s @Bitter_Optimist Weird! Ours have always licked plastic, but they don't usually try to eat it.
3/28
2020
I still can’t get over “$1200 because we don’t want people to miss the feeling working” during a global pandemic th… https://t.co/aSzMwU584M
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distance @KyleClark I don’t feel so bad then! 😂"dear ladies and gentlemen" -gendered -formal/boring -who are you, the mayor?? "listen up dipshits and sensible pe… https://t.co/TbWhUpiheh
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceDear @KyleClark, my mom wants to know if you have your jackets specially made since they’re “so unusual.” She’s wor… https://t.co/4qlV4Z7Aw4Thanks for remembering the kids, #HeyNext! ☺️
3/27
2020
Because black cat is super awesome. Actually, all black cats are super awesome! https://t.co/eKKYoSbequ🏃‍♀️Yes, you can exercise outside. 🐮Yes, you can feed your livestock. 👮‍♀️Yes, cops will still be enforcing laws, t… https://t.co/J4OQzE7VrO
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceneat, it only took them four years https://t.co/omHLV337OP
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3/26
2020
This is adorable! I love it! https://t.co/9o0gdigFnFNEW: @GovofCO Polis issues a statewide stay-home order starting 6am tomorrow. The decision thwarts GOP state legisl… https://t.co/J9hunjqp9z
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceThis tweet is just so fucking bonkers. If you had told me 10 years ago that a deadly virus would sweep across the… https://t.co/23j6NR4eES
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceThe protection you get from a $1200 direct payment during a global pandemic https://t.co/zvkXuXX5Ww
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceSeriously, tell us...🤔 #AreYouDisposable #TheDowOrTheDisabled #stimulusbill #COVID19 #EasterMassacre https://t.co/noKcfXQlkU
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceI reeeeeeeeally need the grocery stores to get back to normal so I can actually get the groceries I need. I'm runni… https://t.co/TNKKLVT6EXWe need an at least $2000 check cut to every American every month until this is over, and we need it last week. God… https://t.co/CpXiEmmxSE
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceThe money being pumped into the #stimulusbill will disappear and fail to prop up corporations for long if people dr… https://t.co/ZGTdkfuJQJ
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceThe reality I’ve been avoiding is if I get Coronavirus, they might just let me die. I’m disabled w/ preexisting re… https://t.co/gNr11lp65e
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceI hope y'all are holding together the best you can right now. You still deserve love and support in the midst of yo… https://t.co/rq7jtsm8f6
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceCommunities across the country, like mine in #13DistrictStrong, need to access masks, tests & yes WATER! They need… https://t.co/Tcobpa9ViP
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceTip: If you’re calling it something other than COVID-19 or coronavirus at this point, everyone else knows why.
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceAs a consumer protection attorney who fought big banks, I know to read the fine print—so that’s what I did when the… https://t.co/6YQVzTM6kn
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceI mean, if car crashes were contagious and there were so many of them that our hospitals started overflowing with c… https://t.co/kKp3xL60XO
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceOh my gosh. I just realized the thing behind @KyleClark's head isn't a painting, it's a wood holder. 🤦‍♀️My mother is not expendable. Your mother is not expendable. We will not put a dollar figure on human life. We ca… https://t.co/X0yuz9jVVY
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distance#NewProfilePic https://t.co/p42XKE86bmSerious love for the shelf thing behind @Marshall9News on #HeyNext! Looks so cool!There *was* a way for us to combat COVID and not shut the economy down. Trump was told about the disease in January… https://t.co/5zIwRfqLE8
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3/25
2020
When you have so many people arguing that an unknown number of dead bodies are a necessary price to pay to ensure t… https://t.co/e8A9FnaZ8V
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceWalked that one back right quick. https://t.co/B9YjD652xp https://t.co/s9jPi05SVBWalked that one back quick - https://t.co/B9YjD652xpThe Order has been updated with the following changes:: · Liquor stores with extreme physical distancing in place… https://t.co/49v2xkI50b
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceSo the head of his task force said "8-10 weeks" seems to deal with the curve and then--after 1 week of social dista… https://t.co/0h7tYq7KV7
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distance @RyanLeVier @KyleClark Agreed!Including dispensaries in this. https://t.co/oV7ClrwGFdThis is a horrible horrible idea. If this happens we’re going to be running a whole lot more sick withdrawal patien… https://t.co/RDzB06SwZx
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distance @KyleClark I sure hope so! That was a bad decision. They'll overwhelm the hospitals with people in withdrawal.DENVER: If you are headed to or waiting at a liquor store or dispensary - considering holding off - no need to be a… https://t.co/QcyojCz6oj
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceWhy does @facebook have a reserve of n95 masks and not the federal government? This crisis is exposing the structur… https://t.co/utKpqhGxt8
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceCheck on your friends stuck in quarantine with kids that never stop talking. We are NOT ok.
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3/23
2020
I’ve never commented about a fellow Senator’s choices/actions. Never once. This, America, is absolutely irresponsi… https://t.co/TlUoOsbZOR
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distance“Where the fuck are you all going?” 😂😂 https://t.co/91tnkDwLiT
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceI AM HOWLING https://t.co/FTpbbdg7B7
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceThis thread... https://t.co/U9zFFFu1s9 @GraemeSeabrook I liked Frozen 2 better than the first one. The songs are better (and less annoying)! @GraemeSeabrook I agree! So fantastic! And adding the reindeer in was awesome! I almost fell out of my chair in th… https://t.co/9EZVBj7ZjoWhile companies like Netflix and Hulu and video game companies and delivery companies and so on are poised to be sh… https://t.co/Ysvhiu428h
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceA Paul Simon-esque "There must be fifty ways to stay at home now." You just stay in your flat, Pat. Go shopping on… https://t.co/S3iLRViw7r
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distance😂 I am dead. https://t.co/Z7Y1jXRYhbI’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pultehttps://t.co/PxHFl5DgkI
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distance @GraemeSeabrook Honestly my favorite part of the movie!!Pretty sure it's the state governors who will save us. I appreciate the job Governor Polis is doing. I also appreci… https://t.co/QpaI1TPY0f @GraemeSeabrook This was pretty great & I needed that giggle! Thanks for sharing it! 😆
3/22
2020
@wendyverse @sewo_sewo @Bitter_Optimist Wandered over to my public account to share. The site is… https://t.co/p9DDCNBgF5
3/21
2020
Ron Johnson, the same senator who said that he's worried giving people too much coronavirus relief -- like paid lea… https://t.co/TSsYOF25p1
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceAs Intel chairman, @SenatorBurr got private briefings about Coronavirus weeks ago. Burr knew how bad it would be.… https://t.co/PbZDV9bFXa
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3/20
2020
You know who are also heroes? Those working the checkout counters and stocking shelves at supermarkets and pharmaci… https://t.co/8MpaIHmJBo
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3/15
2020
@BadWolfBobbi I keep thinking, how is it only March 14th?!?Does anyone else feel like January 1, 2020 was ten years ago?Y'all realize we have been brainwashed and it's not normal to tie our worth as human beings with how much we produce, right?
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceIf you do an emergency UBI, please make sure you put a hold on income limits for government assistance programs lik… https://t.co/hrMqCgvChY
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceI don’t understand people's anger over others being on SNAP. Average taxpayer pays $326 into snap SNAP. $326 a YEAR… https://t.co/YRw7zkYywS
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceIf you aren’t elderly, chronically ill or disabled, please dont buy grocery delivery. Do store pickup where you can… https://t.co/zyE769oXYc
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distance @AskTarget Thank you! Every employee I encountered yesterday, was kind & helpful!
3/14
2020
@sewo_sewo @AskTarget Yay! They were slammed at our Target too, but you’d never know with how nice everyone was!Who has 30 or 40 friends? https://t.co/c4lXhPmowb
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceSending a super shoutout to the grocery employees today. The folks at the Northfield (Colorado) Target we’re so ama… https://t.co/dZ6JNsgcE0
3/13
2020
A mortgage holiday without a rent holiday actually pisses me off so much because it means landlords make even more… https://t.co/TveMOybXqg
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceIt's SO irresponsible to tell people "you have to live your life" and urge them not to cancel stuff. Look, we are… https://t.co/dj6e0vSybU
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceThe Dem bill has... 1. free testing for #coronavirus 2. health care workers support 3. unemployment insurance 4. f… https://t.co/N4wp6C7JGd
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceToo soon, Mother Nature. Too soon. 🤧🤧 Also? This makes it difficult when there’s a Big Scary Pandemic out there. Is… https://t.co/wHLGqu8Ady
3/12
2020
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3/11
2020
@GraemeSeabrook Glad it made you chuckle. Her muttering made me chuckle. Hopefully it makes you chuckle some day! 😂Dear @GraemeSeabrook, I was watching 9-1-1 Lone Star tonight & a kid stuck a toy car up his nose. It made me think… https://t.co/otdAL2IL0q
3/10
2020
Bulk-purchasing and hoarding essential resources only further ensures that poor people cannot gain access to necess… https://t.co/NAgv6LLqm2
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distanceThis time change is kicking my ass. #ThatIsAllBought a bunch of blueberries when they were way on sale at Sprouts. They’re a bit tart for regular eating so I mad… https://t.co/ihkI4DX8es
3/9
2020
@so_angie_writes I just want to nap all day! Instead, laundry & preparing for the week. Blah.I have a zillion things to do, but the time change kicked my butt & I’ve lost ability to move. 😬 @_ElizabethMay Today I saw one man chase another down and make him return to the bathroom because he'd left without… https://t.co/kz4ChNGdPI
Retweeted by Amy from a safe distance @goodgirlgonered @GraemeSeabrook @BklynActiveMama Yep. Social workers, nurses, & trained counselors all travel betw… https://t.co/vldGLbJxN9 @GraemeSeabrook @goodgirlgonered @BklynActiveMama I completely agree! Every school NEEDS a registered nurse. I also… https://t.co/8Yk1SvFFgn @GraemeSeabrook @goodgirlgonered @BklynActiveMama What’s interesting to me (not in a good way) is your school distr… https://t.co/10qsSOYwaB @goodgirlgonered @GraemeSeabrook @BklynActiveMama w/ serious health issues that have to be managed (epilepsy & diab… https://t.co/iBYv3s1vnb @goodgirlgonered @GraemeSeabrook @BklynActiveMama We also have nurses that cover several schools. They often have a… https://t.co/F9lCu0xLSn
3/8
2020
Him is a snuggly, sleepy kitty of squish. 😻😻 https://t.co/Q9tKis03Ek
3/5
2020
@GraemeSeabrook I LOVE littles with accents! Too cute! @GraemeSeabrook Ok. I know you’re not supposed to give body parts “cute” names, I’m pretty sure calling the vulva a… https://t.co/Hmy5Dn9Qb9
3/1
2020
@poorasfolk I think they have lizard warnings in Florida when it gets super cold (for them anyway) & lizards fall o… https://t.co/I5vpFp53Bb
2/27
2020
Dear Mother Nature, I am SUPER sorry I ever complained about the snow. I will take the snow back over this horrible cold wind. Thanks! @so_angie_writes @apluseffort @sewo_sewo @LaLashaMurphy Time & spoons are HUGE. As important as money. They need bo… https://t.co/GAvQ9riVzZ
2/25
2020

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