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Staff writer, @Intelligencer/@NYmag. Member, @NYGuild. A literary wildcat from the backwoods. Tips: sarah.jones@nymag.com, onesarahelizabeth@gmail.com

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@_cingraham drastic but effectivethose hackers stay awfully busy https://t.co/zsYvuC4v1KWe’re ecstatic to announce we’ve reached a tentative agreement with BuzzFeed on just cause — without exceptions.… https://t.co/jObnUyUv1V
Retweeted by Sarah Jonesi'm sure somehow we can blame teachers' unions for this https://t.co/2gPo07eRVatell me about the bat https://t.co/WCw305SHqTRudy Giuliani eating a bat is technically an act of cannibalism"Borat got Rudy Giuliani" also sounds like it's straight out of 2006, what is going onyou cannot mean to tell me that we are about to enter another news cycle inspired by a man's junk and what he does… https://t.co/GzedEIDlXkEditors of the National Catholic Reporter call on senators to reject nomination of Amy Coney Barrett, a Catholic, t… https://t.co/FrePjieHs3
Retweeted by Sarah Jonesit’s eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, and eight hours for ~ what you will ~
10/21
2020
‘it’s anti-labor to fire a guy for wanking on a work call’ is where I tap outNew RAND study finds that Amazon, particularly AWS, has become so systemically important to the broader economy tha… https://t.co/vSMaEZRyif
Retweeted by Sarah Joneshappy book-day to @ChrisDStedman, one of the best people I know! IRL is a beautiful, honest book, a true balm for m… https://t.co/fSAGaZtd4lScott had tough words for state and national Democrats: https://t.co/Dq9fB4Y8Ifit is 2020. the Republican lady who compares herself to Attila the Hun also has a portrait of Mao Tse-tung in her house. ok? ok. @kenklippenstein in the Pepe the frog documentary there's a man who calls himself PepeCash Millionaire, and anyway,… https://t.co/etur0ORLJ5Good stuff from @onesarahjones on @atticascott4ky, who does not sound happy with the KDP's response to her arrest.… https://t.co/yJLJhxp9bC
Retweeted by Sarah Jonesregret to announce that the Toobin PR pitches have begun to arriveI talked to @atticascott4ky about her recent arrest, the state of her party, and what it's like being the only Blac… https://t.co/KQCSGG8dc9"You’re a figurative Toobin, or you’re writing 7 posts a day, wondering if you’ll be allowed back in the office to… https://t.co/HSwawXcXL0can't imagine why a public option would be so popular at the moment https://t.co/5ouqnW7sKf @Lubchansky @charles_kinbote he did the same thing with Aaron Coleman!thank god it’s Friday @Itmechr3 is it, though? when did he get published lastanyway https://t.co/IKfBacbR2Li realize that 'adopting a vaguely contrarian opinion while the rest of Twitter makes fun of something' can look li… https://t.co/JNBDBpdPNspeople defending Jeffrey Toobin are trying a little bit too hardproud to welcome a new addition to our family: our latest impulse pandemic purchase, a stovetop popcorn popperWe’re thrilled to announce we’ve reached a tentative agreement with @wirecutter management to secure Just Cause wit… https://t.co/Mds9dMNUMq
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10/20
2020
@zunguzungu this is violence @4evrmalone @NasMohit madison"a juncture in the election simulation" https://t.co/3P6KZG8skE @NasMohit true dedication30 to 50 feral Zoom hogs @GMPaiella think I'm definitely Bernstein herehttps://t.co/syzjXnsWEkThe Curious Incident of the Dick in the Zoomtime @EricLevitz I'm just really proud of Intel right now. Beating the odds. So to speaklaughed so hard one of my contact lenses rolled up in my eyeball. no reasonI have many questions! https://t.co/Fkm1lzm6qf @BrandyLJensen feeling pretty good about Bryan Goldberg having a bad dayEmployees at Bustle Digital Group (which includes Bustle, Elite Daily, Input, Inverse, Mic, Nylon, Romper, and The… https://t.co/xqnZvayIDn
Retweeted by Sarah Joneshttps://t.co/6BdB1Ro0QEbooger bottom. dixie strutters https://t.co/m1FDdQLSAn.@NYCMayor’s new Learning Bridges program was supposed to provide kids from pre-K through eighth grade a safe place… https://t.co/T1ybgJKy2I
Retweeted by Sarah JonesSecretary General of the @OAS_official congratulates @LuchoXBolivia and @LaramaDavid of the MAS for their victory i… https://t.co/teO9lFzJFT
Retweeted by Sarah JonesIt is worth remembering - once more - that in 2019, Morales offered to hold new elections under international obser… https://t.co/seipJL1BaM
Retweeted by Sarah Jones @BrandyLJensen they are very sneakycat tax https://t.co/I1lAHPtxpG @aaronhuertas I’ve never seen them burp!solve a domestic argument. do cats burp
10/19
2020
@gabrielwinant @lmlauramarsh me too 👀one cool thing about unionizing your newsroom: you can bargain a provision into your contract that guarantees you t… https://t.co/Yf7brhewls @lmlauramarsh oh no @MatthewSitman lolEmily in Paris, dating a proud boyhttps://t.co/FK15EgDrkp @BrandyLJensen this has to be a reverse Sokal hoaxA lot of you are too young to remember the Page Six story about Kirstie Alley forcing her publicist to breastfeed h… https://t.co/1qMAFlBEjG
Retweeted by Sarah JonesI would like to “nudge” him to shut up https://t.co/arxt58ebQB
10/18
2020
wait there’s *another* NXVIM docuseries coming out? how many do we needHello, yes, our podcast episode on this movie, THE OMEGA CODE, is now out, with guest star @onesarahjones. Also t… https://t.co/0qZaXdzu1U
Retweeted by Sarah Jonesunfortunate side effect of my mom cleaning out my grandfather’s house: incredible collection of baby photos and other blackmail material @hannahgais I’d left Google Images open to Foxe’s Book of MartyrsI believe I made my (ex-Catholic) fiancé watch the trailer for Luthercan’t really remember what kind of mood I was in before I fell asleep, but based on the last few photos in my phone… https://t.co/sSj0l5Ie5ri'm so fed up with that pope meme https://t.co/y16bdCNujo
Retweeted by Sarah Jones @MatthewSitman this is the warmest I’ve felt toward Joe Biden? and I *really* did not want him to be the candidate
10/17
2020
just seems like everyone should look at this cute little guy https://t.co/m4oROcpibuunexpected hazard of working from home: large, heavy cats who drape themselves luxuriously over your arms and wrists.@BTUBaltimore Union “is prepared to take actions to continue to fight for lives our our students/staff,” but would… https://t.co/AcMaH1xi7t
Retweeted by Sarah Jones @hannahgais I’m miserypunk @BrandyLJensen time for me to write my magnum opus: He's Marrying A Slob With "Neurotic Depression," Whatever That Meansreminder that @DianneFeinstein is the #1 reason the employee free choice act failed https://t.co/n117nrt3Kz
Retweeted by Sarah JonesA really excellent piece that helps explain why spending didn’t plummet when the $600 a week unemployment payments… https://t.co/GmIyepnpvT
Retweeted by Sarah JonesWho is he https://t.co/GJ6EszRzaa
Retweeted by Sarah Joneshad a reasonably decent day until something reminded me of "hopepunk"
10/16
2020
Breaking News: The Covid-19 treatment remdesivir has no substantial effect on a patient’s chances of survival, a cl… https://t.co/10vWl3hk4j
Retweeted by Sarah Jonesseems like a big problem when people feel entitled to keep their seats until they die and the party backs them up https://t.co/L7lc3iUDXosorry, I’m sorry https://t.co/x7Yf1pVGnd @ChampagneSharks @thetrillbillies to them, Appalachia is a fetish object and nothing else @thetrillbillies where do they find these people, lolAfter the Great Depression, FDR put 250,000 young unemployed men back to work through the newly-created Civilian Co… https://t.co/eZdKa7OqZJ
Retweeted by Sarah JonesJoin us on Oct. 22 for a digital Just Cause Rally! ✊📢 Help us send a strong message to media bosses who want to con… https://t.co/LLN8VIYAVc
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10/15
2020
@dceiver I can’t help it, it’s my pathological culture to have a bathtub still in my apartmentI need Hillbilly Elegy stills...for personal reasons @McHenryJD they’re gonna give her an Oscar aren’t theyBlackburn mentioned that Barrett attended Rhodes College. I also considered Rhodes back in the day! Tuition for the… https://t.co/7ozY09wkgU @whet ha hanow Lindsey Graham is talking about growing up in the South! I will blame this on Hillbilly Elegy as wellanyway, she graduated from private high school and a private college before heading to Notre Dame for law school, which seems fairly elitistwait, is Marsha Blackburn really trying to argue that Amy Coney Barrett doesn't fit the elitist mold because she's… https://t.co/ZU7aY20Cn3 @gabrielwinant it's the only way to deal with the profligate hillbillysounds like a new fragrance. Appalachian Angst, by Ron Howard https://t.co/zTHnpfa3tChillbilly shmelegy @irin a strong contender, but Cruz and Lee are oilier @irin gonna have to send Cruz and Lee to the Thunderdome to fight this out“Hillbilly Elegy" is little more than a list of myths about welfare queens repackaged as a primer on the white work… https://t.co/hN5r9JOUv2
Retweeted by Sarah Jonesalways a good sign when I start getting the kind of reader emails that quote Thomas Morewrote about how the last few years in religious liberty litigation developed the victimhood narrative conservatives… https://t.co/VRHfgxrM3E
10/14
2020

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