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My new jam. https://t.co/TVNkCnWgt0Holy shit. This is incredible. https://t.co/Z2k01io8OGThread. https://t.co/OPOjpfpFzY
7/17
2018
Did you know Lancashire-born artist L.S. Lowry rejected five honours during his life, including a knighthood and coโ€ฆ https://t.co/BTEX4dfGAu
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7/16
2018
God bless flight attendants. The shit they put up with. https://t.co/O60FKFv9ZF
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7/14
2018
MAYBE YOU ALL LOVE FOOTBALL NOW BUT YOUโ€™LL COME CRAWLING BACK TO BOOKS. YOUโ€™LL BE BACK.
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7/13
2018
There's a lot of money in keeping you basic, fat, and broke. Netflix--the $11B company--says it's greatest competiโ€ฆ https://t.co/uuwBlnrbgT
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7/12
2018
@ScottRhodie @Miss_Riahne Hack the planet! Hack the planet! #myalltimefavfilmHad a wander around the #TallShips2018 at the end of my street. They are tall and ship-y. https://t.co/5I3333YnLn @stepickford Yeah. It's annoying, and a pretty bad user experience. :/ @stepickford Or maybe 'time since last export'. That would always change even if you keep the same name. @stepickford With my dev hat on... does the blender file include something like 'filename used for the last export'โ€ฆ https://t.co/YontHgVdPMThere are multiple places in the memorial that remind us there are *thousands* of stories weโ€™ll never know the detaโ€ฆ https://t.co/wYFSKt6EHM
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7/11
2018
Boilerplates: For when you don't want to learn the underlying technology, immediately bloat your codebase with 80%โ€ฆ https://t.co/wByV1mghrW
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7/10
2018
@georgiaface Avoiding talking to people is how smart people do things. :) @toad_spotted The T-Rex was closer in time to the iPhone than to the Stegosaurus
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7/9
2018
The United States has become a comic book villain. https://t.co/s7GminxZiS
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7/8
2018
Tesco on a Saturday is usually busier. :) https://t.co/UXDUnZDRbnLouis shape box. https://t.co/8eP3nv8ClD @Cosmopolitan @CosmopolitanUK in case this helps you address the completely inappropriate expectations you are settโ€ฆ https://t.co/vXr3QTQmgr
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7/7
2018

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