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Chris 🆚 Browsers @onion2k Sunderland, England

I like making browsers do new and exciting things.

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Joined Twitter 1/5/09


Fitting for the day Crackdown 3 is out today on the @xboxuk, Audi appear to have decided to build the SUV from the… https://t.co/Bjy9IjUqEA
2/15
2019
Anyone know of sales/marketing jobs going ASAP in Newcastle? Link me up please! Not for me, but for hardworking an… https://t.co/0fTl9DQ8iu
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsershttps://t.co/i8y62e4S1s Whenever I see stories about whether or not someone from history was a "good guy" or a "bad… https://t.co/4seyCGit2eIf you use 12px today AND disable zoom, you're actively trying to get rid of your users.
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers @AllisonClough :) https://t.co/ZW8w5aUFCIThe Order of the Phoenix should be called Harry Potter And The 267 Times Mrs Weasley Was Right But Everyone Ignored… https://t.co/crEG9UtqcR
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers"I don't see colour" and "I don't see gender." I don't think that means, what you think it means. You think it me… https://t.co/9F4IXNHs0q
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2/14
2019
@georgiaface I've got that same coat.Definitely not looking good for the UK car industry. Even if you aren't directly affected by the job losses it mean… https://t.co/3IXlhVvuQG @RobertHayden They're made from a different sort of plastic. I guess it's a worse one. :)You have to use a bag for life ~147 times before it's better for the planet (in terms of CO2) than using a brand ne… https://t.co/1jKmumwDzCTheresa May: I scrap the mould off jam and eat what's underneath. Me, an intellectual: If you use the entire jar o… https://t.co/KEWSV5YNJX @olibuckley https://t.co/dMb5prTwkhTypology of Victorian stove grates. Via lostfoundart https://t.co/9C2Z6AwAWj
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersI feel like I should have snowboarded to work. Also, the past participle of "to snowboard" looks weird. https://t.co/r1R8MtHPDb @liamegan @yuanchuan23 https://t.co/sufqlvkVf5 @p is an alias of pick, which randomly picks from the list of options. :)
2/13
2019
The documentary "808", about the TR-808 drum machine that made all 80s music sound pretty much the same, is on Amaz… https://t.co/74Xl2luWCUIs there a more lovely sound? #robin #birdsong #goodmorningbritain #nature @Natures_Voice https://t.co/jgI78X6vam
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersThe Gateshead Millennium pedestrian and cyclist tilt bridge. https://t.co/YKARMZASNA
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers @AllisonClough :) https://t.co/lGEEhPmqG6 @Kosmikat How can it be a proper mag if there's no toy or stickers sellotaped to the front?#savethebees https://t.co/luF8eWw6zh
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersToday is the 210th anniversary of the birth of Charles Darwin. Here’s his theory of evolution in pictoral form: https://t.co/IWfL36bf2A
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersSnow has fallen in a Hawaii state park for what officials say could be the first time *ever* https://t.co/1J2aisKBQf https://t.co/ob6OGTXzvu
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers @SeanR1974 If you mean on the forum, it was me. :)Designers would make this meme using Helvetica and Proxima Nova. https://t.co/OUutGGpStPhttps://t.co/eJGxBNKxp8 A bird so elusive that only a handful of people have seen it called The Night Parrot sounds… https://t.co/OKEOITViU8
2/12
2019
The numbers in this insect apocalypse metastudy are nightmarish: - Total mass of insects falling by 2.5% *a year*… https://t.co/rGBHrDEkSp
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersLittle Lover's So Polite by the Silversun Pickups is great... but it sounds like there's a kazoo track and it's ~very~ distracting.https://t.co/w7zJq3IXqp I wonder how many young entrepreneurs will see this article and think it's suggesting a val… https://t.co/YUZyvO4FYihttps://t.co/T1UpWsroYR
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2/11
2019
Q: How many designers does it take to change a light bulb? A: First, let’s talk about why you don’t want it to be d… https://t.co/qEB249xidY
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersJasper and Louis have synchronised. https://t.co/eHyCrukFxe
2/10
2019
Great quote for business leaders. https://t.co/2Yd4MEknMY
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2/9
2019
I don't want to see a picture of Jeff Bezos's dick, thank you very much. I'm perfectly happy with dick pics from my… https://t.co/v6Q8GgA5Wa
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersSlight contact but I don't think anyone noticed. https://t.co/ESs9UkpDYX
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers"Yay :) xxxxxx" Seems quite positive I guess. https://t.co/yKq1GVXd5GDEFEND👏HIM👏 https://t.co/DaWqxZbmI5
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers @KiwiCoder It's a pretty bad that MSFT's site doesn't suggest the working link based on a Levenstein distance or a… https://t.co/MtAvhdWe9m @KiwiCoder Your link is missing the closing bracket. https://t.co/zOmArIJrYd @Kosmikat That's how big adult hedgehogs grow to. We only ever see the baby ones.https://t.co/HimpG5CU7I Today is a good day to listen to Black Stone Cherry. @KiwiCoder Is there a new one? I haven't checked since Wednesday. @KiwiCoder You're at least 5 JavaScript build tools behind the cool kids. No wonder you're not enjoying it. :)https://t.co/ch9wgAMvQ7
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2/8
2019
@KevnGibsn Cloudflare even. I use too many cloud services. :) @KevnGibsn Cloudfront Design has a tool for that ... https://t.co/sWX2VfRXVG ... it automatically suggests accessible palettes.I am so childish. https://t.co/tWqr0gUTLH @moosegrinder I'm 99% sure games companies have introduced a "free unlimited crack" perk for UI designers in the la… https://t.co/THGAAcU3twI might make a twitter bot that finds aggressively masculine tweets and replies with one of these. https://t.co/NMwLsksSz3One of the most interesting cognitive biases I’ve seen is that software people live in a world where the devil is i… https://t.co/tXR4iBqutI
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers @moosegrinder The technical term for that is "waking up".
2/7
2019
“Everyday Empathy” https://t.co/ThjUpkZDC9 https://t.co/PWpSKPdSto
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersContinuing my quest to write a function that can make me vomit on demand. #generativeart https://t.co/QVbS4NBRvcStar Wars episode IX: Everything Is Awful (Great Decemberist's song, and probably very accurate.) https://t.co/Cwv6Lujiuk @georgiaface Very carefully! Wait, no, that's hedgehogs.
2/6
2019
@LudvigJaniuk @marissarissel @LingoWins @iamdevloper I spend a lot of time on there but it's easy to see why someon… https://t.co/33N5gF3Vwg @Jam_sponge I spent a hundred grand of VC money and ran away. I mean... my startup regretfully failed but I learnt a lot on my journey.I had to check that stat because *wow* so for the source-seekers amongst you: https://t.co/nFDlwavsHU
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersIf you follow @ExploitDB occasionally you'll log in to Twitter to discover pretty much everything on the Internet i… https://t.co/QHotM9veUb @css It'll probably never be a mainstream feature because it's a security ~nightmare~. Very cool though. Imagine us… https://t.co/Mf4XWQexP0Sometimes we forget who our user is https://t.co/bMMQ9X7aVN
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersNot that you can really tell on my phone, but there was a decent sunrise over St Peters Church this morning. https://t.co/VmWp3KPfHVWhat the hell https://t.co/2NL4TPf7Hr
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2/5
2019
If your company was welcoming to women, I would already know about it, because the women working there would tell me
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers @rowlandshaw No. He's tremendously thick. :)Louis is in a mood because he can't answer the questions on #onlyconnect. https://t.co/LyoHVzGF5UFor those people who tweeted about "Turkeys voting for Christmas" and "reap what you sew" when Nissan announced the… https://t.co/2mN5Cg1c4C1/ We need to talk about Daniel Kawczynski MP (@DKShrewsbury) & Gold Speculation. His comments & seemingly "pointl… https://t.co/t77BbIkHgm
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2/4
2019
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2/3
2019
@estherbeadle We had a siamese when I was a child... a chocolate point called Coco. He was a beautiful idiot. :) Yours is lovely too.There is no reason to use lorem ipsum ever. Not even the Jeff Goldblum kind. Use example copy, or a description of… https://t.co/Qr7GRFNr5w
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersDrinking mead like some sort of person from the past.Chiles. Fresh on the left, after they've been dried on the right. The name changes for fresh versus dried. https://t.co/9FSQA3aZad
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersThis can easily become the biggest and most impactful news of the year 2019 for PWAs and by proxy the web... 🔥 🔥 🔥 https://t.co/EyM7aApm9I
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2/2
2019
Modern television will never get a scene as absolutely perfect as this scene. https://t.co/uhF6FCvCSG
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsershttps://t.co/4AH4SPY4lu Phenylephrine, the decongestant in loads of cold and flu drugs, doesn't work. :)It's here! We're covered in crisp white loveliness and our even lovelier team has been hard at work making the main… https://t.co/eDDFQR5yD5
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers @SeanR1974 What have you got against Sooty?Chaotic angry is bang on these days. :) https://t.co/tCJ27wpBLL
2/1
2019
This man does not understand how solar panels work. They are more efficient and generate more power when it is cold… https://t.co/P9WJSMh72y
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers"Money can't buy happiness" means "the mindless accumulation of excess wealth ultimately leads to diminishing retur… https://t.co/DnH1IQjZAA
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers"The reason we're here is that we've both come close to killing ourselves". @ChrisGPackham met @BirdTherapy to ta… https://t.co/f7bkgfcYkb
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersKnow your JavaScript operators! = Assignment === Equality == Just fuck me up
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsershttps://t.co/mcA0IGHFOl The Tories recognise the regions need more money, they can find the money, and they're will… https://t.co/8dpNU5dCSxI only have a grade E in GCSE German ... could the word for "look" and the word for "jump" be easily confused? https://t.co/vGasACIVp4 @codinghorror So 'trickle down economics' is real, but we've been using the wrong dimension for where the money trickles to.https://t.co/P4eHGkcavX Shops like @clarksshoes and @WHSmith are using the government's cuts to primary education r… https://t.co/ith9iTxHDVHow's progress with a Brexit deal? https://t.co/rUSojl7vvm
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersA few delayed trains and @My_Metro is all... https://t.co/RfABrT5SSyhi @jack please let us add mini profile pics for our cats https://t.co/jYqWKCxm84
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersYou’re not a real web dev if you don’t know HTML and CSS, and also stop gatekeeping.
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 BrowsersSomething I like on the web... In the early days of Reddit users wanted a place to talk about legalising pot so the… https://t.co/FUs5QUPEsQhttps://t.co/2RrqkAlSdV
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1/31
2019
Browsing https://t.co/IyogZWHT5T like it's 1999. Bring back homepages!The @TheTorontoSun tweeted both of these a day apart: •Black teen who faked his own kidnapping for $130 gets a mugs… https://t.co/PnkuFNHmdA
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsers @liamegan @EMSL Might be asking with the #plottertwitter and #generativeart hashtags. A lot of the artists using th… https://t.co/YWfLe9FlQ1tbf MPs repeatedly saying they don't want a no deal while not doing anything concrete to prevent it is very relatab… https://t.co/DbTqLzNMht
Retweeted by Chris 🆚 Browsersfacebook why do you keep hitting yourself https://t.co/hSCNVc0ak6
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1/30
2019

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