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b**** @onlyfronds not quite toronto

all about food and politics | former dubai kid | she/her | support small & local businesses

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Joined Twitter 4/13/18


Snowy hike with my nephew Arlo 🥰 https://t.co/joZuSEpgk0Hold up. What the fuck is “righty tighty lefty loosey”????? I have never once heard this phrase????!!!!!! Is this… https://t.co/26WTrmFl9cNah they know the version of me that fits their stupid ideas. Dummies https://t.co/bad5wNkfjoI’m the bf in this scenario 🤷🏽‍♀️ https://t.co/abNfpCVXbbI just want all my friends to get everything they want in life ya know? Like more than anything else I just want th… https://t.co/12zT1XZd67How is this comfortable my dude? https://t.co/Y22a3MNkWaThe menu in question: Pav bhaji w/ homemade pav (bread) Thai curry noodle bowls Chicken chow mein Spicy chicken que… https://t.co/3dwXtnGK3rI was feeling so uninspired earlier today that I called my mom in India and asked her to recommend me vegetables to… https://t.co/h7bg3imsXM
2/28
2021
this is actually not that bad. The work from home expenses bit was a little confusing, but everything else has been… https://t.co/OXoJJzmaqLFiling my taxes myself this year. Let’s hope I don’t fuck it up irrevocably @kisstina_ Flirt with them @ashhhhhhole Good morning Bella baby, I love u and ash so so much!!! I hope u both have a beautiful day!!! @shanetweeted They were delicious!!!Strawberry mango margarita two ways https://t.co/T3AKRRYXxG
2/27
2021
RIP I just found out that Dave doesn’t like gore, he only likes scary movies. What the fuck do I do now? How are we… https://t.co/kjeT4VYVnMMe: saving money is the move. no more impulse purchases. only saving money from here on out. Also me: Uber eats s… https://t.co/4qG2PdgYs0I’m obsessed with these flowers today omg https://t.co/QUt25MmlaNI hate jump scares in scary movies but I love the gore. Any recommendations for me?Good morning & happy Friday! https://t.co/iOPrJ8e7v4Today’s my last day in this role and it’s honestly bittersweet. On the one hand switching to interim role for feb m… https://t.co/QHtAyHW7P4Wasting the server’s time by making them come back to the table thrice because no ones looked at the fucking menu i… https://t.co/YGQYRj2tnx @shanetweeted Tequila is my drink of choice. 2am is an early night. The hour long lineup at this club is totes worth it
2/26
2021
Can y’all yell at me so I go to the liquor store pls @goooeydisk @raypatt Happy birthday Ray!!! @nateandmufasa Good morning goose and nate!Spring is so close!!! I’m finally waking up to the sun being so bright, I love it!!! https://t.co/aAP6vJ0POR @bootycollins_2 Nooooooooooooo (I get it tho, pls be safe) @nateandmufasa If you use bobby pins at all, bobby pin the mask straps to your hair, that way you can avoid the str… https://t.co/94iJO6q6wSThis is not a horny tweet, this is just a tweet trying to establish a process https://t.co/b47e7XCbQ6 @VinVin618 This makes sense @parallelbark Too many questions with no clear answer @sh3riffwoody Hmm okay, still vague but I guess this makes senseWhen people tweet about wanting to see titties/ask for ppl to send titties, what’s the procedure? Do you just dm th… https://t.co/ebzyztJgu4 @bootycollins_2 ????? Hover your hand over then pan insteadI was in India surprising my family, came back and boom lockdown. Really lucked out with getting to travel right be… https://t.co/Y4LKxrmhUP @tatertothotbtch Thank you!!!!My greatest achievement is that my donut tweet (literally a tweet showing off donuts I made) got more impressions t… https://t.co/4bZ0YTrHZa
2/25
2021
@parrspective She’s a goddamn hater, you look so nicethose who stand for nothing, fall for anything https://t.co/VulN3HiVvm
Retweeted by b**** @lisel_pisel Thank you ❤️❤️❤️ @EmSchwegy Thank you 🥺❤️ @sherrysworld Thank you!!!! @catttspace Thank you!!! @jjo5h Thank you!!! Might have to grab some Prosecco for tonight tbh!!! @hellswargo Thank you!!! @jimjonesjunior Thank you!!!!! @parrspective Okay @parrspective Ty 🥰Ya girl just got a promotion!!!!!! @kelly_scraps I love that you picked this tweet!!!! thank you 🙏🏽 @kelly_scraps Hello @desukidesu It’s Greek, on the water, has hella history, and culture, and looks like they have good food, I’m so happy ty ❤️ @desukidesu Plshttps://t.co/XFfsCB8j9B
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Retweeted by b****Goodnight from this hesitant kitty https://t.co/xhhFE1LK9G @louislatour8 but do you hate the Canucks more than you hate the Leafs or the Habs?https://t.co/I1qrShOKi3
Retweeted by b**** @shanetweeted Omg thank you!!!!! @autiotrip Good tequila (significantly better tequila than patron) is delicious @parrspective I know!! That’s what fucks me up!!!what, and i cannot stress this enough, the fuck????
Retweeted by b****?????????? this is with 40% off (they only do delivery thru Uber eats, I checked) https://t.co/cs69dUSQA2
2/24
2021
@shanetweeted Is there anyway at all that you could mail me one of these please and thank you @tatertothotbtch I’m sorry I’m busy :(Just need a tall strong person to help me crack my back please and thank youmy crush the vaccine 🤝 not inside me
Retweeted by b**** @inspector_salad Sleepy selfie with my nephew Arlo https://t.co/76FVMRQXoFdont use vibrators!!! god said adam and eve not florence + the machine https://t.co/JFNDCYtbrj
Retweeted by b****Really exciting things are happening at work and I’m very happy and excited but I’m also overwhelmed as fuck and ha… https://t.co/402y0zMnHTMicrosoft Outlook asking me if I’m sure I want to schedule a meeting without a location https://t.co/YA5yP6LrYX
Retweeted by b**** @kissprivately 100% look into if you can just transfer your lease to the upstairs unit, especially if it’s the same… https://t.co/279lGbqsPD @plzseekheIp Facts @cryb0i we should both be cancelled tbh
Retweeted by b****Chancy says peek-a-boo https://t.co/HJxxg3xFog @hellswargo Monterey Jack
2/23
2021
Caipirinha kinda night https://t.co/a0l4CMMwE2i think as women we need to do better and stop having sex with men that listen to joe rogan podcast
Retweeted by b****i ! just ! want ! to ! feel ! at ! home ! in ! my ! own ! body !
Retweeted by b****Goodnight friends https://t.co/6K9rY5TS44Chicken enmoladas with cilantro lime rice https://t.co/J5aKsyIMf5 @risssssarenee Thank you!!! @tatertothotbtch Absolutely! Simply come overBerry mojitos https://t.co/LosvF1LkPK
2/22
2021
@GuestTonight I haven’t watched a movie from a DVD in about 10 years but you’re right!Dave wanted us to watch The Outsiders today so I agreed since I’ve never seen it, and this man PULLS OUT A DVD?! I… https://t.co/WCmUGK9RQL @kelly_scraps 🥰🥺❤️ @parallelbark @kelly_scraps 🥰❤️ @parallelbark @kelly_scraps This is so indulgent, I’m so happy rn hahaInspired by @kelly_scraps, brioche french toast with berries, maple syrup, and double smoked bacon https://t.co/D75Yy6rRCLHappy Sunday ☀️ https://t.co/I0VQecHTkz @omqaudrey I think we’ll be lucky to get 20 hahaSunday funday for our friend chancy and his new catnip plant https://t.co/EQnHDrjbOK @Skoog Good morning skoog, you look very niceI’d say this is about 75% accurate https://t.co/0jddvJNTBm https://t.co/0vthATXOMc @underupreciated @louislatour8 Vouch @CrazyStateOfMe Oh no!!! Hopefully the rest thrive!! They’re very cute! @louislatour8 If ur ever in Ontario I’ll be happy to lend u a hand @louislatour8 You get a girl to go shopping with you and give you honest opinions
2/21
2021

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