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On the tools is a place for construction workers in the UK and all across the globe to share the funniest images and video clips of 'on site' banter.

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Course it happens as you are finish up ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ https://t.co/2QUz29cuIHWe love a #notmyjob ๐Ÿ˜‚ Reply with the best one you've ever seen ๐Ÿ‘‡ https://t.co/iwZniNClS0
8/5
2020
In hindsight, that wasn't the best decision ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ https://t.co/AdU8yLm9eU https://t.co/rEB6ATG4p7Jumping on the trend ๐Ÿ˜‚ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zJKMo https://t.co/IYobqAsmM3Whatโ€™s the weather like near you today? โ˜€๏ธ ๐ŸŒง โ˜๏ธIt's #resultsday2020 and we want to convince a few people to get into the Trade as this is a great industry to be iโ€ฆ https://t.co/nJJJY1SQYc
8/4
2020
Nothing a milk bottle lid canโ€™t fix ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/LgPoXmyndhGotta love a Monday prank ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/EmY4XxeKu6 @ConceptLivingNW ๐Ÿฅณ https://t.co/WuSK20F6Q9Are you having a good start to the week? ๐Ÿ˜Ž
8/3
2020
DIY baclony, whoโ€™s testing it first ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/J2sdt4ZVrxNot a weekend job without a prank ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/qkSOM8Zcke
8/2
2020
14 times you had to double take ๐Ÿ˜ฑ https://t.co/IMUWPznFGf https://t.co/tHzvPjHeeqHahaha got him good ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/lwjzBXHWK2When you hear the saturday morning alarm go off ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/9aXG89bJ3u
8/1
2020
5th time lucky ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/IhRyxwBSt2Donโ€™t think he was expecting that ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/LJSdb5nQrtFrom branding to social media etiquette, we'll covering a lot in today's Toolkit Talk sessions with @OnTheToolsTV.โ€ฆ https://t.co/EnTyETT0xo
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7/31
2020
The Champions League of Pranks ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/GJnz9ru3yW https://t.co/dH1lA7PFdfGet your hands on this @toolstationuk deal of the week! Lifesaving home safety with these essential FireAngel CO Alโ€ฆ https://t.co/AAkw2zqkux @Depheruk No problem and congrats it was well deserved! ๐Ÿ™Œ Keep it up ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendshipDay2020 https://t.co/2njTKYa0k9Promoting your business can be a tricky one, especially if you're starting from scratch. This week on Toolkit Talksโ€ฆ https://t.co/PiUJNxEaTE
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7/30
2020
Not my job ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/bgYdbf2u2rHottest day of the year on Friday? COMPLETED IT MATE ๐Ÿคฉ Thanks @ToolstationUK #Ad #Toolstation Check out all theโ€ฆ https://t.co/Fl20BAVJPAMagic string prank ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/9VuiFj7CKvDo you prefer watching short videos or long videos? ๐ŸŽฅWhatโ€™s your favourite social media platform? ๐Ÿค“
7/29
2020
Whatโ€™s everyones plans in the evenings after work? ๐ŸปDโ€™ya think iโ€™m daft ๐Ÿ˜‚ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zJKMo https://t.co/Df1jKbxA5JWhen your customer says we've gone for the cheap quote ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/DDY0qVUFOz
7/28
2020
14 times it didn't quite go to plan ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ https://t.co/SLcBmFWv8Y https://t.co/YFWHchf9RVDid you see that coming? Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zs9UQ https://t.co/LtaPhIFBZaNever too young to start them in the trade ๐Ÿ‘ท https://t.co/spKKUsmWVWMorning, is anyone looking to take on an apprentice in electrics or know of anyone? I need to change my path and coโ€ฆ https://t.co/dzOGE9yKsv
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7/27
2020
Reply with 3 words that sums up your Sunday? โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”จInvisible string prank never gets old ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/iUORSSL3CXWhatโ€™s a go to radio station for a weekend job? ๐ŸŽธ
7/26
2020
Finish the sentence: Saturday nights consist of _________ ๐Ÿ‘€Bacon butty delivery ๐Ÿฅ“ https://t.co/4uSmR0UkHbSomething doesnโ€™t add up here ๐Ÿค” https://t.co/MFoN7e7BNf
7/25
2020
How to tell if it was a Friday job ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ https://t.co/uN9EjWtD9D https://t.co/qEwmD5EvErHeโ€™s not having a good day ๐Ÿคฃ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zJKMo https://t.co/ggEel7YI3YItโ€™s FRIDAYYY https://t.co/eTD2aikq9K
7/24
2020
Some would call it recycling ๐Ÿ˜others would call it a bodge job ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/NPzdXTGcB9Oops ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zJKMo https://t.co/xIno3ZMg2ZBit random! https://t.co/gm8x2ptoFG
Retweeted by On The ToolsHowโ€™s everyoneโ€™s week going? ๐Ÿ˜Ž https://t.co/Nd7iez2zx3 @MarcHarding12 Class mate ๐Ÿ‘
7/23
2020
Imagine getting home from work to a pub in your back garden, living the dream ๐Ÿ˜Ž https://t.co/DcjaetSeCATypical. You start a job you think will be done in no time and it ends up lasting 17 weeks. @thebodycoach #PEWithJoe
7/22
2020
When you have no words for the thing your colleagues do ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ https://t.co/Il4JGRIPvKWhen you just canโ€™t wait till Friday ๐Ÿ˜‚ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zs9UQ https://t.co/NmvI402AIc
7/21
2020
The more I โ€˜stairโ€ at it the more it doesnโ€™t make sense ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/XRiqD1oM29Toolstation are here with a huge deal of the week! ๐Ÿ”ฅ Make sure to check out all there offers ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜Žโ€ฆ https://t.co/BLTJLtUlBZCan you guess what happens ๐Ÿ‘€ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zs9UQ https://t.co/uVcKyHFyTXWhen you've finished grafting but your shift's not over ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ #Construction #sitebanter @onthetoolstv https://t.co/xOTfnLiJwq
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7/20
2020
This Electrician is raffling off his 4-bed house for ยฃ1 ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Watch the video here now and find out how you can enter tโ€ฆ https://t.co/J242wY4cMnBit stuck mate ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/Tda0naEPoSWhatโ€™s your sunday morning routine? ๐Ÿ˜Ž
7/19
2020
Rate this back garden set up ๐Ÿ‘Œ https://t.co/eGZ2Ud5NhQTag a mate you'd do this with ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/rdqvU2M9hLWhat are your plans for this weekend? What jobs do you have on? Let us know ๐Ÿ‘
7/18
2020
Construction is a series of GOOD and BAD ideas ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Ž https://t.co/YUAEZzObw7 https://t.co/ZuNllWTixGHow did he make that ๐Ÿคฃ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zs9UQ https://t.co/MRSjn0AU9yThanks for coming on Andy ๐Ÿ‘ Brilliant discussion on Talking Trade this week! https://t.co/JYURwYRI9ZItโ€™s Friday so you know what that means after work ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿบ https://t.co/zSa7XUd8z1This landlord sounds like a right pane ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/NZfyRoBwK8
7/17
2020
Tag a mate who would make this mistake ๐Ÿ˜‚ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zJKMo https://t.co/t5uI1urKdHThanks for coming on @Katie_Cranes Was a great discussion ๐Ÿ‘ https://t.co/nPjGag5KxqDIY radio ๐Ÿ˜Ž https://t.co/KVf23iaXG5
7/16
2020
Dr Tool-little ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/oL1pthC8Wz https://t.co/s9QwtGOkMcNightmare start to the day? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Don't' worry Toolstation have got you covered with their NEW MadeforTheTrade plumpingโ€ฆ https://t.co/vVCujvismiWho doesnโ€™t love a midweek prank ๐Ÿ˜‚ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zJKMo https://t.co/9frbQtWlQYWhatโ€™s the best season to work in? โ˜€๏ธโ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒป
7/15
2020
Donโ€™t sleep on the job ๐Ÿคฃ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zs9UQ https://t.co/uB0mCjZlFHWe are currently uploading daily videos on our YouTube channel! If youโ€™re not subscribed, subscribe now! ๐Ÿ˜œ https://t.co/yIisVQKI8u
7/14
2020
The gift and the curse of working with your mates ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/0dIefgTecY https://t.co/c5nlj1GDTHWould you scare a mate like this? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zJKMo https://t.co/jaYQIPgPN8Like when you see it ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/57F0IPi8xh
7/13
2020
The good, the bad, the ugly! ๐Ÿคฃhttps://t.co/z56gwFrNJz https://t.co/BWI59YxJ2QOnly on a Sunday ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/ux6GOHerMWSomething doesn't add up here ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฑ https://t.co/XN48l2ACbH
7/12
2020
Wait for it ๐Ÿ’ฉ https://t.co/Nsp5SzGkyBWhat jobs you got on this weekend? ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ or ๐Ÿป
7/11
2020
Couldn't do it or Couldn't be bothered! ๐Ÿค”https://t.co/yKdIlRU2n2 https://t.co/lzY6FijX8yGo follow us on TikTok ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/RnbSjitS2S https://t.co/dkBK042KhGHave you got that friday feeling ๐Ÿ•บ https://t.co/3JMgKE4mCPAlways that one guy on site who's personality is the fact they go to the gym ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‡ https://t.co/nRggB1AUro
7/10
2020
Do you prefer working alone or in a team? ๐Ÿ‘€When itโ€™s nearly the weekend ๐Ÿคฃ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zJKMo https://t.co/6YE3l5DNzFThanks for coming on ๐Ÿ‘ https://t.co/1NahSrj2XH @lancashirepm @ArtElectrics @plumberparts It is on Youtube! https://t.co/eUpiEmjhWDWhatโ€™s the best throwback thrusday song for on site? ๐ŸŽถ
7/9
2020
16 reminders itโ€™s a tough life for a trade ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/4JWjJvWLOp https://t.co/YLCOq6TCcQShow off ๐Ÿคฃ Follow us on TikTok https://t.co/Vujo5zs9UQ https://t.co/uldhFdoG59What tradeโ€™s are the messiest? ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
7/8
2020

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