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On the tools is a place for construction workers in the UK and all across the globe to share the funniest images and video clips of 'on site' banter.

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Oh dear πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ https://t.co/wgTLBhhnvmFore-mer professional footballer and @GoalsOnSunday presenter Chris Kamara stopped by to meet our team at @Jewson L… https://t.co/87cpqpFauL
Retweeted by On The ToolsWalking on water πŸ‘€ https://t.co/atbefKYmr0If you're at #jewsonlive pop down to stand R4! πŸ‘πŸΌ https://t.co/5qSL8m9yfEQuids In today at @Jewson live πŸ™ŒπŸΌ #jewsonlive https://t.co/nSTtLcQ2Hh
12/12
2019
Wake up time 😱 https://t.co/RehhuB39nTMagic sparky πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/cx4KQDHxgGNot my job 😬 https://t.co/3MGkQpdWLb❄️Now that the winter months are rolling in, which boiler would you choose to keep you and the family warm? Let us know why below!❄️
12/11
2019
Not my job πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/JOsPYOJ4NXWhat do builders think of Boris πŸ€” Watch here πŸ‘‰ https://t.co/JRd7zdvw8l #Brexit #GeneralElection19 #LabourParty… https://t.co/9ewpZxxt4wMessing about on your break πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/gKLNPzlkSrOuch πŸ€• https://t.co/vt0ow63DiMDon't forget you can join our USA group for competitions, exclusive content & much, much more! πŸ˜„https://t.co/angTNPE1te
12/10
2019
Oh dear πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ https://t.co/HCTBo96TlITodd kept asking this company for a job as a scaffolder, then one day they gave him a trial shift - the rest is his… https://t.co/eQYnrdn4f4
Retweeted by On The ToolsOur series 'In The Trade' Episode 2 is now available on youtube! 😱 This one's all about working with family πŸ‘€ Wat… https://t.co/iXfYKsX2miThe classic E-Y-E-S prankπŸ˜‚ https://t.co/ed6PHsNcubNot what you want to see on a Monday πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ https://t.co/0xpUR5qygfWhat is your favourite flavour of crisps? πŸ€”
12/9
2019
Someone's in the Christmas spirit πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/zanZfjzLW2Straight as an arrow 🏹 https://t.co/W24ef4kJkbScaring your work mate never gets old πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/fi73OtvDO6
12/8
2019
Skills on site πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/vG7BvdCKcbOops!πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/kTTkxZxbFpLooks alright from my house πŸ‘€ https://t.co/Fj290Fl84w
12/7
2019
Check out the new apprentice! 🐢 https://t.co/pYxiV14rLnHe's on hourly rate πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/uqZx3YPIkvSomeone's got that Friday feeling πŸ•Ί https://t.co/hihLylhuZmThe apprentice strikes again πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ https://t.co/jAM7UNCO8Z
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12/6
2019
Insulation wars πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/TiGvw7w2YmOh dear πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ https://t.co/vAITSVC73eNot my job πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/9MFQaPFSq4Don't forget you can join our UK group for competitions, exclusive content & much, much more! πŸ˜„ https://t.co/ZnyqnOZihS
12/5
2019
Thinking outside the box πŸ€” https://t.co/oKDI9g2O9WJumpy spark πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/Em88WDOnR7πŸŽ„Are you working over Christmas?πŸŽ„Not my job 😬 https://t.co/Vt3vbpzepm
12/4
2019
Oops! 😬 https://t.co/0Cv72K98kgNot my job πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/Q2L9MqNw7KDon't forget you can join our 16-25 group for competitions, exclusive content & much, much more! πŸ˜„ - https://t.co/qNJ23hu6BjSteady on πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/8jR5KQ7Qoq
12/3
2019
Oh dear πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/CvdzUE2uv9Nothing like a wheelbarrow fail πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/uqCrFW23tfBoo πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/dt6QzsPcUwπŸ’·Would you rather...πŸ’·
12/2
2019
Wrong person πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/S6JMyg2mvvOops!!! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ https://t.co/rIa7OlzW07Can't believe he did this to the boss πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/d0aXeB7zr6
12/1
2019
Not my job πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/Q3SNnctXvGA classic magic string prank πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/gA2Hiw9Pg9Ouch!! https://t.co/Uq2osPd4ph
11/30
2019
Oops πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/gS3IXMhp88Oh dear πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ https://t.co/AQ9PKDZvhODiving into the weekend like πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/fFx6XZe2OcTrades are really just big kids at heart πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/9H2RuR55bG
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11/29
2019
Ouch 😬 https://t.co/qmhWoULdvBNot my job πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/ul9zi8Qx1JImprovising with health and safety πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/sN7fsDkLEaDon't forget you can join our Australia group for competitions, exclusive content & much, much more! πŸ˜„https://t.co/1yH8G2DQTf
11/28
2019
Oops πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ https://t.co/gPfpowAkujFollow us on TikTok @onthetoolstv ⏰ https://t.co/0096odAvA4Can't believe he fell for it πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/0dlJRIa0mdDay rate mate πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/zzpQsOwyGgπŸ₯ͺWho does the best meal deal?πŸ₯ͺ
11/27
2019
Wakey wakey πŸ˜‚πŸ˜΄ https://t.co/HqX3hAEQYEUse the force πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/HgLblEHTXwBoo 😱 https://t.co/4rrWOSMt6BDon't forget you can join our Carpenter group for competitions, exclusive content & much, much more! πŸ˜„https://t.co/s57kia7C4I
11/26
2019
That's one way to go down the ladder πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/7ATavtgLmdDon't worry if you can't get an Uber in London... we'll come pick you up! #Uber #uberlondon https://t.co/ZroLexBrvROnly when working for day rate πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/ndM0QdmtfbAbsolute skills ⚽️ https://t.co/h1kJ9qSvMaWhat's the best on site radio station? πŸ“»
11/25
2019
Oops πŸ€• https://t.co/zm9YKw6F5QAre you sure that's level? 😬 https://t.co/9MPxNxp85EWork smarter not harder πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/430fAWpuVs
11/24
2019
When you're ready to go out but you're still onsite πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/LCheV3vYi4Slow loading 😴 https://t.co/gP6TVu1GWFNot my job πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/JeJWRgbvDX
11/23
2019
Ninja stealth πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/wn5pfwXwxkSomeone's got skills πŸ‘ https://t.co/zSDYq38zyCBand of Builders is a charity close to our hearts πŸ’™that's why we're proud to be sponsoring their 2019 Annual Charit… https://t.co/8EYu5CojAJ
Retweeted by On The ToolsIt's Friday!! https://t.co/6Y2WmMIe5YπŸ•Where would you rather have pizza from?πŸ•Kitchen fitter has had a nightmare πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ https://t.co/ePFTYlbsXW
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11/22
2019
Hold my beer πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/6C4j7cO8YjSomeone hit a home runπŸ˜‚ https://t.co/hqrJ75Baw0Don't forget you can join our Decorator group for competitions, exclusive content & much, much more! πŸ˜„https://t.co/WA6FUMXHtfStair surfer πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/Vze7qWZQIl
11/21
2019
When the forklift driver sees a sandwich πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/RaOC1sq1psSomeone's got skills πŸ‘ https://t.co/SMRc1HFjYsDay rate? πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/NLa8woBBUvWhere's the best coffee from? β˜•οΈ
11/20
2019
Not quite! 😬 https://t.co/3cmPIgbs5LHealth and safety at its finest πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/mFPq3fkNaYDon't forget you can join our Plasterer group for competitions, exclusive content & much, much more! πŸ˜„https://t.co/oMjEYuZmbcHard hat success πŸ‘ https://t.co/td2tZoHGRp
11/19
2019

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