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Anglo-Schwäbisch eurocrat (personal capacity) - maker of EU foreign policy & spätzle - guerrilla knitter - UK & EU federalist - host of @cakewatchcast

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Joined Twitter 12/25/09


It’s far worse than “typical English jingoism”. It’s weapons-grade insecurity. It’s DPRK levels of inferiority comp… https://t.co/T23tbSRbngWhat angers and depresses me about this is that it’s cast iron proof of the opposite. You have to be really a quite… https://t.co/hCJkC8k8jb
12/5
2020
@stefafra @localnotail If it’s about cost then never knit your own. As for washing, plenty of machine washable natural fibres out there. @Mattybn3 @Spl0nky The one on the left, yes !? @stefafra @localnotail Lots of people who can’t wear (sheep’s) wool are comfortable wearing other natural yarns lik… https://t.co/6TXshAHuRzUK medical authority = no legal liability for manufacturers for any vaccine side-effects. EU medical authority =… https://t.co/wg8b8VeQmu
Retweeted by Chris Kendall @Spl0nky If by “2 bricks” you mean 1 brick and his sister’s head😂 nailed it ht @Spl0nky https://t.co/bw0WB11pKx @olythedolly And for the armholes. https://t.co/KuTRiyL1u9 @localnotail It would be next to his skin, but it isn’t next to his skin. It’s fine, he’s always like this when we… https://t.co/RPkHv6h7YcI guess he’s not quite ready for it. 🙄 https://t.co/s6xsIrxsXP @Bonnie_Chuck It’s a binary. Either it will be approved by the EMA or it won’t have been approved by the EMA. @Bonnie_Chuck My point is that we will know one way or the other. @MeAndTotoro ThanksAn important update: the government has announced that COVID-19 vaccines *will* be brought within the Vaccine Damag… https://t.co/sRcFZFLLwU
Retweeted by Chris Kendall‘Fortunately’ most of us won’t get a sniff of any vaccine until long after we know whether it’s been approved by th… https://t.co/a95AW1KM7x @fyrecracker1 She sounds like my kind of knitter.It’s true that the UK government couldn’t have done more to undermine public confidence in the vaccine if they had… https://t.co/Maukp6c9D1 @Loukas_RS Is that the Norwegian Run DMC?
12/4
2020
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Retweeted by Chris KendallYeah and look what happened to Elvis! 🍔 🚽 https://t.co/iN5Y8KffnV @Sime0nStylites Are you one of the lucky immune? Sadly I drive a mere Skoda and we haven’t flown business since the… https://t.co/7H2JGRSa61Because the virus respects men who drive Audis and drink a bit too much in business class lounges https://t.co/gHADwdKk8WFFS Twitter https://t.co/wxxBxgy9pn https://t.co/8YMpBqwPXV
Retweeted by Chris Kendall @____e___c_k____ Very hard to work the reverse side of stranded colourwork and practically impossible to maintain tension. @totalgoatrodeo That’s the vibe I’m going for! @Flemingo_99 Some good youtube tutorials on how to do it 👍 @ea_muller No, I haven’t come across her @bluewoodsmoke Thank you! @out_of_synch Pure adrenaline rush 😅 @GuitarmoogMusic Yes. I’ve made it sufficiently big that it will last a few years and he’s wearing it on Christmas Day like it or not! @AuntieSyzygy It allows knitting in the round where gaps are needed eg for arm holes or necks - so ideal for strand… https://t.co/JC6uq24a1f @GuitarmoogMusic Thanks, let’s see if the little bugger lets me put it on him 😂 @ValerieRooney1 Ta! @AuntieSyzygy You secure the strands on either side before cutting either by crochet or by sewing (I did the latter… https://t.co/LC7EvUSky8The retro tank top is done - my first rather nerve-wracking venture into steeking (cutting finished work with shear… https://t.co/0QY1pOBAAh"That's one heck of a lot! Well, that's far more than I thought, actually." https://t.co/4gC5Tby1g2
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12/3
2020
I think an explanation is needed. Here goes. https://t.co/N9kSplwJWF
Retweeted by Chris KendallWait...what...?!? https://t.co/iIkAUc4tOg
Retweeted by Chris KendallI see what you did there https://t.co/eTOHvH1NiBSo apparently putting Faraday cages around routers has become a thing for the 5g conspiracy nuts and there are comp… https://t.co/ALHVscwqud
Retweeted by Chris KendallWe're the first country to approve the Pfizer vaccine because we only have one month to freely import it.
Retweeted by Chris Kendall @aninnwithnoname @JohnWest_JAWS We’re not, we left the EU on 31 January. However we are still bound by EU rules unt… https://t.co/uzmXJmaq3pAnd THAT is the reason we need this petition to be debated. How can they debate against willfully misleading the p… https://t.co/tIzh90g4cV
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12/2
2020
"Look what you're doing to our poor British pensioners, you horrible French !" (They're coming thick and fast now… https://t.co/ZspI9JIr1e
Retweeted by Chris Kendall @doctorow Johnson and Carrie back on good terms it seemsIma gonna stick with a cup of tea 😳 https://t.co/4gerIgHwfeWho could have possibly guessed that ending Britain’s free movement would end Britons’ free movement? https://t.co/wiYQdlJVNI
Retweeted by Chris Kendall @localnotail Has to be Engels, that’s a proper nurtured beard. Marx is just a chin hair explosion.And the bonkers televangelist Kenneth Copeland calling out Covid is just outstandingly heavy guitar work, bravo And… https://t.co/KkSZUbqZ00
Retweeted by Chris KendallOh Lordy, I'm dying, more Heavy Metal Kenneth Copeland 😂🤣 https://t.co/NqWoImhCgQ
Retweeted by Chris KendallThings generally go poorly when we separate from the mainland.https://t.co/hcxIUVY3NS"Because of our history and geography, the EU never felt to us like an integral part of our national story" https://t.co/8CNRLnDZog#Brexit: Outside the #EU, Britons can now only look on as decisions about the running and future direction of our c… https://t.co/AMiZgw9Ypp
Retweeted by Chris Kendall5 signs this is the real Brexit crunch (and 4 that it isn’t) – POLITICO https://t.co/P2JPqB1qiT
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12/1
2020
I literally told them so... https://t.co/nSvwwbmN3L @RKemb @BenCKinney As someone said in the replies to the other thread, colour is cultural. The wavelength of light… https://t.co/nCJ38cLSu3 @SarahLudford As it happens I just had the most delicious bowl of smashed curried neeps, having found a turnip lurk… https://t.co/n2s44026ByGreat thread. Finally a more coherent explanation of the "ancient Greeks didn't have blue??!?" thing! Turns out it… https://t.co/7oXS7oDHmx
Retweeted by Chris KendallAnd it’s not as if we didn’t know exactly how bad it would be. Nobody can say they weren’t warned. https://t.co/oxFOCzKXuzBut we mustn’t count on anyone else to ride to the rescue. We’ll have to do it ourselves. And just as we’ve needed… https://t.co/aIjcKJQmJVRemember, our friends and neighbours know that we’re not all like this. We don’t judge all Americans by Trump, all… https://t.co/qQDvwtxCra @Peradventur3 I know of a great many.This is absolutely tragic. A sad joke to others; a catastrophe to us. The German lorry driver summed it up: his las… https://t.co/1oRZfSjR53 @SuperRetroid @WhizzoUK @MerseyMal And here we are casually tweeting on a little glass rectangle while a 4k movie s… https://t.co/JjIBxvFTHQ @soozywooozy I’ve cropped out the children’s names she’s lovingly embroidered. @VermisstPfarrer He’s in a heap of trouble @SuperRetroid @WhizzoUK @MerseyMal I should say web connection, not net connection, I’d been using email for a coup… https://t.co/iZzESD9SPw @SuperRetroid @WhizzoUK @MerseyMal The first place I ever visited on the internet was https://t.co/jpCczyJQmB becau… https://t.co/NM7QKQ6ZPQ @SuperRetroid @WhizzoUK @MerseyMal I had a photocopy of a computer mag article about “web browsers” that I kept in… https://t.co/6vAzLNf2Fd @soozywooozy My partner made it, good isn’t it?Guess who’s had four days of Advent already while my back was turned for literally five seconds 👿 https://t.co/LsedBOTgRc @davight @jonhenley Great minds. ;) https://t.co/H0vJH9Wjzn
11/30
2020
@Natalie_in_HH Many of us have elderly parents or other family members in the UK; most don’t want to cut ties. When… https://t.co/2WHRfIH5Z0My great-great grandfather owned a small business in London - he was a hansom cabbie. One day he had an accident an… https://t.co/o2dxU3q7Hd“It’s extraordinary, really: why would you hurt your own people for exercising rights that you granted them?... So… https://t.co/SfUFDGMDeXHe is about as close as it comes to a bona fide national treasure https://t.co/xvgTydOEdx @DaveKeating credit to @localnotail for the graphic I believe?Wow. https://t.co/vN7kONJfjB
Retweeted by Chris Kendall @Fredicka5 @rebekahbart @llmunro @kingstonwrites What a helpful comment, thank you. @DaveMc1925 @archivetvmus71 Can’t find the Bill Bailey sketch sadly @DaveMc1925 @archivetvmus71 https://t.co/kzOeaIeK57 @DaveMc1925 @archivetvmus71 Yes, and apparently he acted the whole thing without being aware that he would be dubbe… https://t.co/FPBUy8o5EqRIP Dave Prowse. https://t.co/kCqhDlkHmo
Retweeted by Chris KendallTwas the night after lockdown, when all through the land Not a person was stirring, except for a Spad; The eye test… https://t.co/DthQr5iAUk
Retweeted by Chris Kendallhttps://t.co/sgBoy7LyTK https://t.co/QGaMMJFVmO @Colinbythesea @kingstonwrites Yep me ✋ @rebekahbart @llmunro @kingstonwrites I can speak only for myself but it took ten hellish guilt-riddled years to ex… https://t.co/ouitgk2d2C
11/29
2020
@hebjackundeb @2primates In the quaint jargon of this state we are the “subjects” of the monarch, we are emphatical… https://t.co/DLelL4FKiQSubject Rees-Mogg appears to be labouring under the illusion that he’s the boss of us. We’re the boss of him. https://t.co/nSySHGD7KBHe sprang to his limo, to his mates gave a wink, And handed them contracts with barely a blink. But I heard him exc… https://t.co/BtAHfRi3Jl“Now, Starmer! now, Hancock! now, Merkel and Fauci! On, Brussels! on, Wuhan! on, Vallance and Whitty! Empty the pub… https://t.co/UqXOt0uuIUHe swung from a zipwire, the dozy fat twit, I knew in an instant it must be that shit. As fast as his falsehoods hi… https://t.co/5t8y8B6xfyThe moon on the breast of the new lorry park Gave the lustre of noon when it should have been dark, When, what to m… https://t.co/O4QxJUOD5lThe patients were intubated in their beds, While hydroxychloroquine danced in their heads; When out in the car par… https://t.co/zAJO9FDtQiTwas the night after lockdown, when all through the land Not a person was stirring, except for a Spad; The eye test… https://t.co/DthQr5iAUkMonty Python & the Brexit Deal https://t.co/yfwPZ0yzps
Retweeted by Chris Kendall"I wish to complain about this Brexit Deal what I purchased not 1 year ago from this very establishment"… https://t.co/oWnon4l5UG
Retweeted by Chris KendallEU - UK post-Brexit fishing negotiations going well then... https://t.co/LiRuWeDRjD
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11/28
2020

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