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I wanna bag of Funyuns
5/27
2020
Missing airplane food
5/19
2020
Our safe word was ‘dead babies’
5/15
2020
@Apollo_Noir That’s not even a question
4/28
2020
Thankful for this Kelis weed cooking show
4/20
2020
@kkingdomm @TOTAL_FREEDOM_ I ran out of puppy pads
4/12
2020
@TOTAL_FREEDOM_ https://t.co/5QPbHQbp0z @TOTAL_FREEDOM_ https://t.co/7hQhCrKXNSWhen my dog doesn’t stop staring at me is she thinking ‘wow he’s so cute’?
4/11
2020
Only changing my clothes if I know I’m gonna see people...which was one week agoOmggggggg
4/10
2020
Mariah had Mariah font since day one
4/4
2020
@bretmanrock Tita
3/25
2020
Sinigang na baboy the pain away @GayCrossfit Only post death dreams lately. Also didn’t know that was possible.
3/23
2020
I’m a doula tonight
3/22
2020
It's Berlin: Social Distancing! https://t.co/dc1d8xDl6j via @YouTubeIf you’re self-isolating, tweet: “ABOLISH ICE.”
Retweeted by DECAMERON 2020
3/21
2020
@tomcolicchio That’s what they’re doing here in Greece.The level of disappointment if we go back to the same bullshit after this
3/20
2020
Castlevania is so good. What psycho wrote that? @thekjohnston Where’s your Emmy for this role? 🏆
3/19
2020
€16 shower head is the best thing I’ve bought in years
3/17
2020
I’m all for unpreventable chaos but if you can save lives just by staying at home you just fucking do it
3/16
2020
Unimaginable pain becomes reality
3/11
2020
Two days of straight ugly crying my face gonna get stuck like that
3/8
2020
There is unfortunately such a thing as too much sauce
3/4
2020
My most recent panic attack the only thing that made me feel better was looking in the mirror...wtf does that say about me??
2/27
2020
What is that one gay at the lesbian birthday party doing?
2/22
2020
@ericschmerick @gossipbabies “We only need one closet though”
2/20
2020
Laurnea - Sun Don't Rain https://t.co/QcFNcAVfea via @YouTubeLysette - Young, Sad & Blue https://t.co/lY5b13lD7s via @YouTube
2/14
2020
@notreallyFM when Patrick said ‘getting drafted to a war in Iran sounds like a sex vacation’ I dropped the barbell on myself
2/13
2020
Rn missing everywhere that’s not Athens
2/12
2020
@supocupo Virgil should go on this show
1/31
2020
I loved MadridCoronavirus 😷
1/22
2020
Aaron Hernandez doc is out there’s no way I’m not gonna watch it immediately @WHY_BE_ Yoo
1/16
2020
Bangkok was actually so hard to leave. https://t.co/2PjmHFPhDw
1/14
2020
The literal translation for spider in Thai is corner bugI like when a dog looks like it’s got somewhere to be
1/3
2019
Anticipation https://t.co/0XKUhGgq5F
Retweeted by DECAMERON 2020
12/27
2019
Every since I stopped smoking weed I also stopped crying. Haven’t shed a tear since
12/19
2019
Oh he said silky but sneaky
12/15
2019
@supocupo The only thing I actually want to purchaseStill tryna figure out if he called my skin sticky or silky
12/6
2019
Think I got tennis elbow from shaking drinks
12/3
2019
Since when did eating raccoon become a thanksgiving thing?Honestly hate how superstitious I amI’m not even in Bangkok yet and I already want to stay longer
11/29
2019
Reminds me I don’t have an escape planThe lull of that earthquake felt super menacing/passive aggressive. Like something violent is building up underneath.
11/27
2019
Some of my friends are Benjamin Buttoning
11/26
2019
Being able to identify cities based only on their sidewalks
11/25
2019
I’m gonna vomit tonightLongest I’ve stayed in berghain is 21 hrs. Gonna try to hang out in my bar at least that long.
11/21
2019
Greek booties are such beauties
11/1
2019
@DonaldJTrumpJr @kanyewest 😳
10/29
2019
Telling one person something in Athens the same as spray painting it on the Parthenon. Everyone will know by morning.
10/24
2019
Ew I own a barGuys whose only obsession is MMA is so....gay.
10/22
2019
Have you ever walked into a port-a-potty and not said ‘damn’?
10/13
2019
I’m only as moist as LA is and rn we dry afI can’t quit buying shit I don’t need cuz I’m so bored hereWhich name wins: Pho King or Good Pho U?
10/10
2019
Still wondering what manner of fire bestia used to cook that fish the other night so perfect
10/9
2019
Skip bread skip a fat ass
10/2
2019
Cheap toilet paper is an assault on the asshole. I lose respect for you if you buy it.
9/30
2019
Never not been into a goodmorning text
9/22
2019
Some nights idgaf about money. I’ll kick everyone out my bar so I can go to sleep.
9/21
2019
After three weeks dog sitting I miss the mutt so bad but I can take a bath without being watched https://t.co/yfdT3cRmX6
9/18
2019
My parents are never able to have a normal response to any medical issue I have. Instead of asking what the doctor… https://t.co/0vhRc8WsJI
9/17
2019
Ok I miss NY
9/14
2019
@LadyOComedy @30SecFight Best movie I’ve ever seen
9/12
2019
Gonna wear the same thing everyday until winter @ArtBoogie My brain will leak out my nose
9/11
2019
What are the long term effects of having to listen to music you hate for hours every night?
9/10
2019
@WHY_BE_ 4x’s to that relationship death curseNever take your boyfriend to Paris
9/8
2019
@WHY_BE_ Was it instead of having to pay the atm fee?
9/1
2019
Can’t wait until I’m not in the hottest city on my weather app
8/29
2019
My face when I know my will to create becomes greater than my will to destroy https://t.co/0oIM68BwG9
8/28
2019
Best way to eat a salad is with chopsticks 🥢
8/25
2019
@Christo5s Navarchou Nikodimou 8. Come by!
8/23
2019
I love people who buy drinks from the kiosk to come hang out outside of my bar 🙃
8/22
2019
My anxiety says alarms clocks are no longer healthy for me.I’m trying to go to Norway
8/20
2019
Why is burping my best medicine
8/18
2019
How come I’m never allowed to have my stank moods?I see you white tourists clutching your bags and kids when you see me. Hope your plane crashes in the Atlantic.
8/16
2019
@xvviel_ @Jmerc495 Say it again @Espantasia @gusdoes The Polynesians did thoSummer should be a choice but yea right we all about to burn.
8/14
2019
I’ve seen dozens of shooting stars on Mykonos and I’ve always wished for the same thing.
8/13
2019
I know for a fact Tisci desinged the uniforms for the bar next door and I’m guessing Virgil did not design these https://t.co/W5nmViYkO0
8/11
2019
Need to get off this boat that was supposed to be 2.5 hours but turned into 6. Really bout to have an anxiety attack 😬
8/10
2019
Show on Netflix where @JerrySeinfeld drives comedians around and they have to fake laugh at his jokes or else he’ll… https://t.co/bMp1LGZUJI
8/9
2019
Left my mexican candy in Paris. Looking up flights to go get it.
8/5
2019

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