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Twitter is like the council swimming baths. Every now and again you're gonna see a turd. @Instagram #TopGear #catchpoint #TakeMeOut #KeithandPaddy

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Joined Twitter 5/23/14


It’s official – the lights are turning on and the Love-Lift is revving into action, @takemeoutuk returns for a bran… https://t.co/uKuyobOKpm
Retweeted by Paddy McGuinness @Church4Tony You never know. πŸ‘πŸΌ @Kevinwaite15 @LFC πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ @Fuertventura123 Big ask today though. @craigmck2 Agreed. @bazer_g Ha that’s what we all want! πŸ‘πŸΌ @MrsDeniseannco3 They’re the favourites. @oggybwfc πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌI’ve always enjoyed the LFC vs MUFC games. Nothing better, for a neutral, than seeing a load of mancs and scousers… https://t.co/F2UtDomtVl @NiickBoii Yes indeed! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ https://t.co/cnarPMw6l3 @reece_dinsdale Couldn’t agree more. I worked at a Leisure Centre during two series of Phoenix Nights. Paying bills… https://t.co/fsvLEv68m4
10/20
2019
@Mellor76 @Ginofantastico @CelebJuice Belting πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ€ͺπŸ‘πŸΌ
10/17
2019
@BBCTheOneShow πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌHigh Police presence and airport style metal detectors on entry to Macclesfield train station this morning. Not su… https://t.co/9uhNS8ai1e
10/11
2019
@59gringo @CelebJuice πŸ˜‚ @liamtulley Agreed! @lpz3 @CelebJuice Bingo! @ForeverKeogh @CelebJuice πŸ˜‚Should I be involved in a fatality today, I feel the need to explain something to whoever goes through my belonging… https://t.co/kcnDuYXNhi @Baddiel Gold πŸ˜‚
10/9
2019
@joetracini Well said Joe. I’ve never understood the mentality of a bully? Keep doing what you do and keep speaking out. πŸ‘πŸΌ
10/4
2019
@FrankieDee10 @lemontwittor πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ @michaelsheen Fantastic news sir! Lots of love from mine to yours. ❀️
10/1
2019
Cauliflower? Crisps? Together in my mouth? Not on my watch!!! #wrongcrispflavours https://t.co/84P5dcunlC @eddiehallWSM Love it!!! @wdavies04368437 πŸ‘πŸΌ
9/27
2019
@Mikeglfc Correct. πŸ‘πŸΌ @Johnlew74746654 Not saying he’s an oap. He’s fit as a fiddle. Just shouldn’t be risking serious injury. @N0RRISH The only sport to be taking part in at 55 is darts. @smiffey1966 Totally agree. @MurphyMyke Yep very risky. @ped1888 Agreed. @jamesmillar1976 πŸ‘πŸΌ @JayPincott23 I hear you but that’s probably the same for a lot of sports people. You’ve got to let go and enjoy your legacy. @SueinSpain @ThePeakyBlinder When!!!! @Kevinwaite15 @ThePeakyBlinder @BBC_TopGear Good point! πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸΌLoved watching Nigel Benn box back in the day. I watched his fights with my Dad, he was definitely one of my boxing… https://t.co/vx9GpNnU8N @Kevinwaite15 @ThePeakyBlinder Nooooooooo! @HitmanHatton My ribs are tender just watching this!Finally caught up with the season finale of @ThePeakyBlinder I’m a massive fan but now I’m all like this!!!!… https://t.co/FKz8sg4E58Dafuq is this kid up to? #pullingthestrings #puppetmaster #cummings https://t.co/bn62dgaAMw @chrishoy 🀣
9/26
2019
@brfootball PES end of!
9/25
2019
@troopermikey A treat. @shayneTward Solid gold! πŸ‘πŸΌ @vimto πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘πŸΌ
9/9
2019
@Rylan Get stuck in cockle. πŸ‘πŸΌ @paulybell23 Classic. @Stevo_T_ Magic. @WWRaff πŸ₯΄πŸ‘πŸΌ @teresaharring15 πŸ™πŸΌ @MarkHopkinson16 πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ @maranthaa_ I’ll give it a whirl when I’m over. πŸ‘πŸΌ @kstevenson93 Fiery! πŸ‘πŸΌ @mrc1979 Agreed. πŸ‘πŸΌ @OakleyJermaine Lovely little appetiser. πŸ‘πŸΌ @blondechick_0 πŸ‘πŸΌ @MoistPirate A bold choice. πŸ‘πŸΌ @NeilMallon3 Magical. @bifoldsplus Belting πŸ‘πŸΌ @davyc81 πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ @GOSully Wonderful tipples. @fruitmyster Happy days. πŸ€ͺ @harkin_gavin Lovely stuff! @thogdad πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ @cbennett04 πŸ˜ƒ @ClaireabelleRed Shandy Bass always a treat. πŸ‘πŸΌ @TrueClarke79 Non in. @Wayne_Charnley Curve ball. @BondJMBond πŸ‘πŸΌ @abbiecat37 πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌ @kyle_turner92 Strong choice. @dolly2402 πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ @stinkygreencat Beauty! @chuzzler1976 Solid πŸ‘πŸΌWent full old skoo in my local chippy tonight! These were the taste of my youth (before mad dog 20/20). All that’s… https://t.co/0ww0zAHqw6
9/4
2019
@Mellor76 Cheers big man. Top class as per! @simoneokane @lemontwittor Yes! πŸ™πŸΌ #KandPMovieFest @lynnepick Cheers Lynne πŸ‘πŸΌ @helliewellie26 @flintoff11 @harrismonkey πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ @Ryn525 πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸΌ @clf7ey @lemontwittor Belting πŸ‘πŸΌ #KandPMovieFest @claireadams07 @lemontwittor A pleasure, thanks for coming! #KandPMovieFest @claireadams07 @lemontwittor @Mellor76 @mariagoodwin18 πŸ™πŸΌ @Michshaw76 @Ph0enixnights πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌ @salthetwit @lemontwittor @LornaEd52440466 I got him up!!! πŸ‘πŸΌ @GAZLEECH @77yogi77 @Asenior02 @harry_brockbank @OfficialBWFC How far away are they? @Speakinguptoda1 Thank you!!! πŸ™πŸΌ @yclark18 @lemontwittor Glad you had a blast! #KandPMovieFestBelting couple of nights at @tatton_park for our first Keith and Paddy’s Movie Fest! Thank you for coming out and s… https://t.co/bdHBXALFyf @UKToyCollector Have a belter! 🍺 @UKToyCollector @lemontwittor Glad you enjoyed it. πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
9/1
2019
@michaelsheen The years hadn’t been kind to Pierluigi Collina. @OfficialBWFC Yes!!!!!!!!! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌThis is what it’s all about. πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ https://t.co/saoDUAD7jJ
8/28
2019
@archiekelly @SkyOne The years hadn’t been kind to little Lord Fontleroy.
8/27
2019
@thogdad πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ @SamanthaQuek πŸ˜‚ @charfitz96 Sad times.
8/26
2019

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