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@andrewgowlett πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘As a Nation we’re quite a forgiving bunch. The day this Cummings story broke. If he came straight out, held his han… @Baddiel Enjoy! β˜•οΈ x @AlisonUpton8 Finally the recognition they deserve! πŸ˜ƒ @helenshep85 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @Baddiel Happy Birthday florin 🍻🍹🍺🍷πŸ₯‚πŸ₯ƒπŸΈπŸΎπŸ§‰PS if you’re teetotal please ignore the emojis, sorry for any offence, enjo…
@BethRigby @VeryBigNews @SkyNews If I knew this was going to happen I would’ve definitely ironed that t-shirt! πŸ˜†πŸ‘ @Aislingsomnus Heart breaker 😭😭😭 @badbarra πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ @LynsMac8600 HaHa I’m hearing ya! 😭 @Portnoys69 See No10 πŸ‘ @Josh143Josh Will do πŸ‘ @TimBakesCake Apple Crumble. Easy on the apple heavy on the crumble. πŸ‘ @LMPycroftJ4 Took me 30 years to get over that one! 😭 @AlexDouglas71 Not seen that one? @ReduceWaterCost @howie0062 πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ @stephen31930783 To be fair, tissues will still be needed. @langers1975YNWA Went through a few tissues with that one. 😭😭😭😭😭 @lesley_deakin Another one on my to watch list. πŸ‘ @harrismonkey πŸ˜‚ @threelions79 πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜­ @giusti_debora Good shout. πŸ‘πŸ˜­ @SayersDionne That’s very wise! I watched it a year or so back and I’m still not over it! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @TheJonnoHolt @SMacD49 Straight in the feels! πŸ˜ͺ @MarkReeve85 That nearly made my list. πŸ‘ @RobRiley12 Oh shit! Is it about the extension? They said I didn’t need planning permission? @hallamohieddeen So long as it stays there. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ @harrismonkey Forest Gump & Herbie? @richardosman Try appearing with bleach blonde hair, mid episode! πŸ˜‚ @billy_7791 HaHa my pleasure. I think? πŸ‘πŸ˜­ @mattdunlop80 Jesus! The Good Dinosaur broke me. πŸ‘πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­ @Thorinoaken6 Blows nose. Yes πŸ‘πŸ˜­ @DavidEl04938178 😭😭😭 @6danicalifornia It didn’t do it for me? Which is odd because I love a good tearjerker! @SarahLouJ81 😒😒😒 @LShirlaw πŸ˜­πŸ‘ @Djt69333784 I’ve never seen it. Will give it a whirl. πŸ‘ @Nickyjo643 Scarred my childhood! 😭 @Adrianhoward21 I’ve not seen it. Any good? @AndreaShore4 Bloody hell thats a good shout. 😒😒😒😒 @car75mith Not seen it? @barneyde πŸ™ @arronpotter13 Hardcore ending 😭😭😭😭 @JGreenald Born Free is a deffo tear jerker. πŸ˜ͺ @shel_hodges Where’s your other 5? @MrsShep11 Still not seen it. @SMacD49 It’s sad in a good way. 😒😌 @dundeeweegie πŸ˜­πŸ‘Warning! Following list stirs emotion. Top 10, heart wrenching, tear jerkers of all time? I’m already filling up!πŸ˜­β€¦ @AndyBizarre Fingers crossed Andy. Can’t wait to start. πŸ‘ @bbcpress @BBCOne Can’t wait! πŸ‘ @skybuddha3 Not on that grass! πŸ˜„ @bighthethird πŸ™ @beano1968 I’d got the contacts in. Always thinking. πŸ€“ @patnorris54 πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ @HowardKirk11 They’re good πŸ‘πŸ˜„ @SD1976 School boy error. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘ @Ruthprowton1 πŸ™ @sarahcarless Hope you and the family are all good. πŸ™ @JayeWestell @gasmanjoe22 HaHa good stuff. πŸ‘ @McDonaghPeter Good work πŸ™ @oakes1983ish Strange? We’ve never had one?Morning! Thanks for all your tweets regarding β€˜Is This The Way To Barnard Castle’, glad it pepped you up during the…
@RightmovePat πŸ˜†πŸ‘ @SteveWhiteRadio πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ @wxm14cc It’s getting some hammer! πŸ˜†I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! πŸ€ͺ #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle better than my effort. Well done little Scientists. πŸ”¬πŸŒ‹ πŸ‘ @harrismonkey How happy are you right now! πŸ˜„ @ch3ggs πŸ˜‚ @dppblade I quite liked the Britishness of that. πŸ˜„ @nickharvey2242 πŸ˜‚ πŸ‘ @NettThom Strong possibility. πŸ˜† @SlasherMcGurk πŸ˜‚πŸ‘I’ve only just seen the Domonic Cummings press conference. Morals aside, wtf was that background noise? First I tho…
Ever had one of those days were you’d probably give a magpie bad luck if it looked at you? That’s me today and it’s…
@Michael35514804 We won’t be on our own. πŸ˜„Nice to see Sven-Goran Eriksson wading into the Domonic Cummings debacle.
Such a simple hashtag but so effective πŸ˜‚ #dominicgoings @RealMattLucas one for you. @maxrushden Lest we forget the corporate box attendees. Tucking into a cardboard cutout prawn sandwich, talking abo…
@Bubble1892 @plumberpaulc πŸ˜ƒπŸ™ @MissLeanneCD Happy Birthday Ange! πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰ @Markh1982 Ouch πŸ˜„ @kennyturner1973 Magic @jobrammer74 Not yet! 🀀 @Goldsmit4Joanne Correct! πŸ‘ @inghamjj55 Thank you πŸ™ @JDunnicliffe Full of mischief πŸ˜ƒ @jackiehandleyva These are the things that keep me awake! πŸ˜†Do insects sleep? I’ve never seen a Fly having a minute or an Ant putting its feet up? Do they ever stop?… @maxbeesley7 Love it!
@ImpressionistAL The best I’ve seen cocker. Amazes me how you have that many in the locker and all are nailed on! Fantastic pal πŸ‘ @GeoDunn81 Thank you πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ @NAshwangler πŸ™ @mikeshsalvi Absolute pleasure. πŸ‘ @LJGamm Yes they did! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ @M_Kingscott πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ @RachaelAdamson Good to hear. Thank you πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ @Gillrigby @marksandspencer @boltonnhsft @becks09071 @TomGomulko @Gwynnethpendles @hannahpendles @dc8911 πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘