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The short one 🏳️‍🌈 she/her

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Joined Twitter 12/31/11


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Retweeted by PaigeI will never find true happiness until my mom stops suggesting I apply for jobs back where she lives. Sorry, this g… https://t.co/UAzSo3swqm
6/14
2021
This is it. #WandaVision https://t.co/L8IcMXFDAv
Retweeted by PaigeGetting Binx a calming collar and I just know he’s going to hate it @kctrinalenk I swear the world doesn’t want me to go to pride 😭 @kctrinalenk WAIT I just realized I’m going to be on the shore that weekend 😭😭 @kctrinalenk OMG YES
6/13
2021
Deleting dating apps so I can find love the old fashioned way (being locked in a tower until an ogre and his donkey come and rescue me)
Retweeted by PaigeSo you’re telling me I MISSED PRIDE??? I didn’t even know it was happening wtf I need more LGBTQ+ friends 😭 @torchedchapel https://t.co/RFvAYMB66r @torchedchapel How tf am I still single?? @kctrinalenk https://t.co/xn5VtnCRWkOkay I was THRIVING today https://t.co/DYfl3mbVpe
6/12
2021
@vogel_allie Awesome! I have used a few of their lotions too which are good. The lemon bar one smells like fruity pebbles @vogel_allie It’s sold out at the moment but I love their shop https://t.co/jDLWGp87IF @torchedchapel My favorite snack ✨Unnecessarily excited about my new soap and soap dish https://t.co/n282tOJRxF
6/10
2021
@lizzietoesucker YES! I’m free pretty much all weekend 💕A cicada flew into my hair. That’s the last straw. Goodbye cruel world 😭 @lizzietoesucker Okay okay this account has less pain
6/9
2021
I swear Jolene senses when I’m about to get up bc as soon as I’m about to, she comes and sits down on my lap
6/6
2021
What did I tell you https://t.co/tZkst1BYcr https://t.co/Ylg2Bgl9cqThe pain of getting my medical records for school... and it’s online school at that
6/4
2021
My grandparents called me to tell me they really like my Facebook profile picture 😭
6/3
2021
@blondelyds SAME
6/1
2021
I just watched my cat pick up a piece of food and drop it in his water bowl on purpose. I need a new cat, mine has a malfunctionY’all the buzzing noise is all the cicadas pls get me out of here https://t.co/uxWko4exeYIdk man, I was just feeling it this morning https://t.co/FBM61WMjmIhttps://t.co/9SLNKXbsi0
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5/31
2021
If anyone actually likes ab workouts come talk to me bc no you don’t @bethomas15 Thanks bestieI just watched a shirtless man walk out of an apartment, run over to the side of the building, PEE ON IT, and then… https://t.co/wTAErO5aVE
5/30
2021
The face. The attitude https://t.co/FIWAmdcSla https://t.co/xRSmn61Ok1
5/29
2021
@ConnorsTheresa It was! @torchedchapel I’m freaking thriving!I’ve lived alone for two years and I’m just now realizing I can make a whole cake just for myself. Freedom is greatMy exciting plans for the day is to read and go to Wegmans which sounds sad except for the fact that I am genuinely excited for it 😂
5/28
2021
@blondelyds THANK YOU QUEEN 😭✨💕Pratiently waiting for @TheEmSchulz to see my friend application TikTok so we can be bestiesIf I ever got famous for some reason and was invited on Hot Ones, the competitor in me would want to finish each on… https://t.co/e4oG0fbCFxYou can’t give me hope like this. I’m going to analyze every bit of my social media as if she’d ever see it if she… https://t.co/QOy6LDyfWa
5/27
2021
@kctrinalenk @sapphiclenk Sometimes you’re the more responsible one and sometimes it’s the other way around 🤷🏼‍♀️😂Twitter do your thing. https://t.co/iR75XI39Ar
Retweeted by PaigeThis vacation really turned into “what can I wear that I can’t get away with at work?” and I’m thriving https://t.co/GjHH74VjW4 @named_Lucie @eolsenarchive @kctrinalenk @sapphiclenk @LizzieContent Two fic queens 😂 @kctrinalenk @sapphiclenk Hi kiddo/parental figure 😂My Twitter Family: Parents: @eolsenarchive @kctrinalenk Spouse: @named_Lucie Children: @sapphiclenk @LizzieContenthttps://t.co/UeaeAyw1eYToday is not only the 1-year mark of the murder of George Floyd but it's also been a year that the community has be… https://t.co/7ySUvIIqR8
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5/26
2021
a thread of colon cancer charities incase anyone would like to make a donation in honour of chadwick
Retweeted by PaigeThe perfect date night doesn’t exi- https://t.co/4i71L4dYPN
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5/25
2021
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Retweeted by Paige @arrarress 😭😭 thank you Queen!That’s it, I’m hiring my sister to take all my photos forever now https://t.co/lTqALj7kmg
5/24
2021
@named_Lucie Perhaps @named_Lucie ...or lack of effort @named_Lucie It’s the effort that counts 😂 @named_Lucie Good job 😂😂 @named_Lucie How to get over writers blockLeaving this to remind myself I’m HOT https://t.co/PqlEPhmKWSMy moms special talent is choosing the worst photos of me and making them her cover photo and profile picture on Facebook
5/22
2021
@torchedchapel You made me mashed potatoes and brought them into school for me bc you’re the best
5/21
2021
So they swept off the rest before I could take a photo when I got off work so this is what piled up from last night… https://t.co/E8Qvj8gfZm
5/19
2021
I figured out how to make audios into alarm tones and ringtones and now I feel so powerful. Catch me waking up ever… https://t.co/ac2Vzg62qjSomehow have to get through 7 sessions with clients today with a sore throat (from allergies, chill). Send helpThe lesbian agenda... https://t.co/LfHAw8loku https://t.co/m9meG5aDqZa new list of palestinian residents, activists, and journalists sharing their stories and updates on what's happeni… https://t.co/xD04vZrNsO
Retweeted by Paige @rosertxs YES @sapphiclenk I’ll have to take a photo when I get back today 😳 @sapphiclenk There’s nothing at my office but when I walk out of my apartment building I’m BOMBARDED@ The Guardian, I’ll give you one hour to delete https://t.co/IF647BZUaA
Retweeted by PaigeSo I believed the cicada thing but I didn’t BELIEVE it until I walked outside and was bombarded by carcasses EVERYWHERE
5/18
2021
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Retweeted by PaigeDon’t talk to me unless you’re her https://t.co/0Bcd4pjsrK
5/17
2021
They are not just numbers https://t.co/Su77yYZvBC
Retweeted by PaigeNow THIS is how you get me to workout https://t.co/PUd0xsMaTrA reminder that you can please donate here to provide meals to the struggling palestinian families. One meal costs… https://t.co/02YkEiN9Mj
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5/16
2021
I mentioned bodily autonomy to my parents and they looked at me with a shocked look and said “Wow! Very educated wo… https://t.co/E6KclQYWth
5/15
2021
donation links to help palestine !! pls retweet
Retweeted by PaigeNot wearing a mask because I’m vaccinated but risk people thinking I’m a republican? PASS imma keep this thing on
5/14
2021
Asked a client a time they’ve displayed patience. They said they asked a girl out in 5th grade and they’re still wa… https://t.co/R2NUtvJ703
5/12
2021
@named_Lucie https://t.co/iQ7GG3484VWorking through the MCU with my parents and they’ve finally made it through all the movies so tonight we start Wand… https://t.co/gxEERxDxII
5/11
2021
@named_Lucie Oh no 😭 @named_Lucie TRY ME 😂Help detectives identify Danny Henson’s killer. https://t.co/7wF3OnVrPN
Retweeted by Paige @SadieAshlyn Okay SAME with my exI just think it’s rude that I’m 23 years old and no one has made a playlist of songs that remind them of me @LizzieContent https://t.co/fgzkqVqWM8So I was watching a video of Scarlett Johansson singing, as one does, and came across this comment. Idk why but I f… https://t.co/QkCRlaaz9AYou absolutely can tell a relatable story back to me bc that’s how conversations work https://t.co/FGQHhboL7T
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5/10
2021
@cowboylikekt Shrek 2Was someone going to tell me Netflix has a shuffle option or did I just have to figure that out myself? https://t.co/oINJQEanUa
5/9
2021
This is the only good pic I could take with the unforgiving hotel lighting so enjoy https://t.co/rUmD5YzrDx
5/8
2021
@romxnva An incredible threadI’ll say it again! Just call me Paige Maximoff https://t.co/TrN21TQs4B https://t.co/RZFJthgSCs
5/6
2021
I WISH Y’ALL WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THIS BEFORE https://t.co/kwrb7hkTWNhttps://t.co/zeK5InJdAvIt has come to my attention that I may actually look older without my glasses so help. Photos in thread @EFitzSolava Hey, he somehow called it before I even did. Props to him 😂
5/5
2021

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