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@nicpaige_ 🤐me at the end of every relationship: https://t.co/olhxoFX7rH
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Retweeted by i can be your long lost palon second thought don't follow me i don't want you to see me from behind https://t.co/ltbrNLjMI9i asked my guy if he thought my ass was fat and he said “medium” i said i must be one because i'm talking to a dead man
Retweeted by i can be your long lost pal“every generation blames the one before” no we all hate boomers

yall ever have a headache and then realize it’s just your personality trying to leave your body?follow me i will be laying in bed thinking about what i've done https://t.co/4u7lE7qjjphttps://t.co/GWktW94V1g @ashhhhhhole gm friend @ashhhhhhole omg perfect angelwhen people on twitter are like “that didn’t happen!” it’s like yeah, none of this HAPPENED but all of it’s REAL @dylandoh111 💗💗💗 @Back2aPupkin i currently have around 50 students matched. if you fill out the form the next steps are running your… https://t.co/2M8hYyeWDq @Back2aPupkin hi! i'm one lady running background checks through Active Screening, and matching students with volun… https://t.co/87gOTgmiHM @smithsara79 @quenblackwell @AlmondTiddies Hill 💗🥺 @AdiSoundsGood hell yea! @ItsLumberzack @quenblackwell @FLITTER @discpix @sgtballsvevo @AshyMalik @drivingmemadi thanks friend 💗*** *** ** ****** * * * 🛸 ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ** * ** *🪐 * * * *🎈** * * ** * * * *** ** * ** ** * *** * * ***… https://t.co/KLtwcyYMw3
Retweeted by i can be your long lost pal @mmarsy @marcellacomedy YO MY MOM HAS THESE TOOBarry Allen every five minutes https://t.co/Fj88nTvkSj
Retweeted by i can be your long lost pal @TweetPotato314 i am proud of u friend 💗

@beyers_remorse i- who told you?! @guillermsies oh dear @justnbaird @dinoman_j yea yea that's also how the other 600k followers found this dino too 👀every night i sleep like a baby (knowing i will wake up with no object permanence and a fundamental inability to express myself)ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤme ________________________________ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhelmed
Retweeted by i can be your long lost palfollow me so i can tell my dad about it and get "k" in response https://t.co/4u7lE7qjjp @ChristianLament @BeeeejEsq @alroker omg @alroker pls rt my dad joke it will be the trifecta of topics for me and my daddads always want to talk about the weather but never about whether he’s proud of you @sherrysworld we have students who need help with that! *pats journalism degree comfortingly on the back*1) sign up here: https://t.co/Up1kXf78dD 2) pass the background check 3) ??? 4) feel great about having furthered t… https://t.co/btevWqGveSI feel attacked https://t.co/QhimI3PDot
Retweeted by i can be your long lost pal @itsnashflynn your kids would say they are the real winners <3rt you gd cowards @friendoftoads @discpix mornin sam :) @discpix gm david 🥰my pussy tight and chaotic call it gorilla death grips @holy_schnitt no i am simply Too Old™️nothing is more frustrating than watching someone pet a dog wrong WHY ARE YOU TAPPING HIM YOU GODDAMN IDIOT HE DESERVES PROPER PETShttps://t.co/eGh5whOB99
Retweeted by i can be your long lost pal @REDSEASHAWTY link? @shutupaida 💗💗💗 @WinningByARose @PancreaticCanUK hell yeah! go mom!!! 💗🔥 @Yassir_Lester oh fuck...same...You Are Ignoring Everyone Else Because You Are Horny And Other Stories From The Down Bad @doinkpatrol but how do u know which one’s the bx and which one’s the mitzvah?? @Shenanigans_luv omg i fucking love this @fckboyseatpizza @ScarletSoul66 @troubleinheels1 @i_mthestorm @EllaZee5 @WinningByARose @tennisonok @katbuble… https://t.co/y2BfxvZnAeme having sex for the first time: https://t.co/g7cPtnVahhno one: immigrant moms blasting whatsapp videos on the highest volume at 6:30 in the morning: https://t.co/Ai3QZFLhgO
Retweeted by i can be your long lost paldepression knows my love language is quality time so it hangs out with me 24/7
Retweeted by i can be your long lost pal @avacyruli 🧐 checks outme: i would like to have sex with men who respect me as a human being men: I GUESS IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN SOME FAN… https://t.co/6Nl1LRCikKme: a man complimented me 😌 other men: SO YOU JUST WANT ME TO LIE TO YOU?!?! @Hannah__cn not gonna lie, this was...anticlimactic @user72682 ideally yes but if not one i’ll take the otherhere comes @smithsara79 like we’re not already married https://t.co/v4xxcif4SZ.@sahana_srini getting in on it like someone’s rogue uncle as though she doesn’t have direct access to me every sec… https://t.co/d9TfyFB6Mkoh no what have i started https://t.co/1aFzZBMr6cmen in the comments with 3 followers so pressed that a woman got called funny lmao like y’all aren’t lied to about… https://t.co/pZysyZXOJAmen: what is preventing you from sliding like this?? https://t.co/Gq0AallmKq @Puffles30540196 @abernothing i fuckin love u liars @AndrewR68971666 mfer this was from the FIRST DAY OF FLEETS lmaaao @smithsara79 yes.

i love y'all but go comment your names on the original tweet here since it was their idea https://t.co/YbjdV3N6LZeverybody's like "no, come on, you're hot!" until you point out an actual hot girl and then they're like "oh THAT'S what you meant"I’ll never forget when I was in high school and the weed man texted me at the same time my mom did so I accidentall… https://t.co/YDaLVBcHg8
Retweeted by i can be your long lost pal @TheHoustonWade omg the king has arrived! this made me laugh so hard thank you! 💗i like doing tweets that have no punchline because it tricks my followers into understanding. lmaaaao got you you dumb bitch!my whole life i have dealt with people listening to white women i’m around and ignoring me. those women deny it hap… https://t.co/ue39OrZRIMhttps://t.co/gPLKyNSJNQ
Retweeted by i can be your long lost palall day every day i’m just clicking apps to get rid of notifications without even looking at them how did life beco… https://t.co/P0VgQbwnsf @mheard took me a minute too lmao @WinningByARose hiiii 😍 @mheard *huosnöTi’m honestly laughing so hard🧐 https://t.co/Eip0nOlU6Chttps://t.co/uzbA2ctOhb
Retweeted by i can be your long lost pal @roxiqt yessss!!! i love this so much! 💗💗💗 @ashhhhhhole oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck tell me how it goesmen hate women but love bitchesme on my own page: hey here's this topic men: WHAT ABOUT THE THING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT?!?!?! other men: HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE DUDE!!! @squirelskitchen @Sean_in_Guelph i beg you to reread this whole thread @squirelskitchen @Sean_in_Guelph guys, you really changed my mind about this tweet. i would like to amend it to say “and also the phone” @squirelskitchen wow crazy how they did a mythbusters on the intention of my tweetcan’t believe we still have to tell men to put down the seat and also the gunask yourself if she’s pretty or if she’s just white
Retweeted by i can be your long lost pal @basurablancatx 🥺💗 i'm sorry i haven't ended this hellscape for both of us @bigmothcomics @PinkWug @awhalefact pls confirm @Curtis_Cook oh god @BradMossEsq the ability to display any minimal level of human empathy-oh damn looks like you don't get that either :-/i have such bad self-esteem i feel like i belong here less than the spiders that crawl into my mouth at night

stop saying people with clear skin have good karma i didn’t do anything to you bitches 😭