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The ongoing Gen X conversation is interesting because those of us who were in high school in the early 90's got tha… https://t.co/SW7gUprWlr
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanWe are aware of the President’s statement regarding a hypothetical call with our CEO…and just so we’re all clear, it never happened.
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanI very much hope Rush Limbaugh lives long enough to see Trump lose and get arrested and put in jail.Whomst among us has NOT had a student, unknowingly on mute, yell I’M TYPING UP MY FUCKING LAB REPORT DURING THIS CL… https://t.co/nVnUxoAdje
10/20
2020
Ok hold the fuck on was that Nancy Saltzman in the last sceneI cannot believe anyone has ever listened to Keith Raniere speak for more than four seconds without spacing outI was so sure Zoom Dick was going to be a medical condition where you get erectile dysfunction from having your sou… https://t.co/Xa02ZwnATjmaybe the real zoom dick is the friends we made along the way
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @DanaSchwartzzz *ahem, I never get to do this* I knew Chris Messina before he was famous and he was a nice guy *runs away*As COVID-19 infections swell to all-time record numbers across Oregon, local health departments consistently find a… https://t.co/AO5u1pG8Da
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanI apologize for ever denying God’s existence https://t.co/OlJVfueGLA @mjosephlc Therein lies whateverWill we finally do something that matters? https://t.co/rCmt4IJtFzHe’s got “license ‘Sabotage’” money and Trump had to pull out of a bunch of states https://t.co/SYXlKF1IvYTrump did this https://t.co/5qMNGWHu6l
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanBREAKING THE NEWS! I proud boy to announce that Trump today purchase 300 million dose of world first effective vacc… https://t.co/k1sINTaff5
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanThis my daughter. She 15. good condition. Leather interior. three sack of potatoes or near offer https://t.co/X7645ArLLf
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanMcDonald have 23 allegations of sexual misconduct against him and have paid more in past 15 years to porn stars tha… https://t.co/aKvb0Qdsrs
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @gryderl I mean not even, I don't think they can get a filibuster-proof majority and I'm not hugely in favor of doi… https://t.co/gFwuIwbin0Chris Pratt is so garbage that he's even managed to ruin the Tower of Terror
10/19
2020
@profmusgrave I dunno — this time might be different, she said hystericallySo I’ve been comforting myself with the thought that even if somehow he ekes out this win, a senate flip is likely… https://t.co/3ChlasBj4w @msmyers17 Here it's going to be medically administered in a treatment center, so that might not happenI once got hit on in a club in Brighton, UK because, with my facial features and hair (super-short, bleached, dark… https://t.co/binY86tGtZHashbrown get the incompetent piece of sentient bowel out of office, also legalize shrooms I guess https://t.co/Br2HOINxxG @VlMenzel @ddale8 Delete your account 😆I am the Governor's Deputy Digital Director. I see everything that is said about and to her online. Every single… https://t.co/KorfPXZ25l
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @chipfranklin I did @uomatters I mean whomst am I to deny someone their medical shrooms @dolianafit Not enough signature gatherers in front of your dubious health food stores @ChrisMurphyCT Don't forget how Hunter needed his laptop fixed, so he flew from California to Delaware to get it fi… https://t.co/Mj3gLDXTmF
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanI feel extremely seen, Raffi https://t.co/kJx7GplwEFIn case you forgot 2016 Take Nothing for Granted! #Biden Campaign Cautions Against #Complacency #BidenHarris2020https://t.co/bYbS2J5HSJ
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @commons87960362 @TeeBall77 @LoveNoMore16 @PaulSleeman1 @JonahDispatch Because it — like you — is TOO DUMDUM FOR AN… https://t.co/MB016PUnFH @TeeBall77 @commons87960362 @LoveNoMore16 @PaulSleeman1 @JonahDispatch Must have been SOME drugsIt’s barely on anyone’s radar but like much of Oregon, I just voted to legalize medical shroomsFour years ago at this time we all thought we knew what the future held for the US. We were dreadfully, horrificall… https://t.co/Z6GOq525Ub
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanOne of the reasons the corruption smear isn't sticking to Biden like it did to Hillary is because Biden hasn't had… https://t.co/z4DpO8FEs0
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanMein Gott im Himmel https://t.co/bWtLYIWHke @missoularedhead I’m fine but when I had surgery a few weeks ago I was intubated and it did NOT feel great and my l… https://t.co/i6LgtMyR33If you have "pandemic fatigue," wait until I tell you about being intubated
10/18
2020
I don't think that landed the way you hoped https://t.co/9t0oMydjBwWho among us has not had a wedding with 10,000 attendees. https://t.co/S0CjdvhrQr
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @commons87960362 @LoveNoMore16 @PaulSleeman1 @JonahDispatch I mean obviously!!! Beaucoup buckos!!! @raulpacheco @krgpryal @kelly_j_baker <3 you back -- I just don't want you to think I'm cooler/more glamorous/more successful than I am! @krgpryal @raulpacheco @kelly_j_baker I am NOT trying to start a beef with three of my friends; make no mistake; yo… https://t.co/4BWevYb2bx @kelly_j_baker @raulpacheco I could only afford to write when I was married. Now that I'm a single parent working n… https://t.co/cunaLi6InV @krgpryal @raulpacheco @kelly_j_baker I know; I just wanted to dispel any inkling that my public writings have supp… https://t.co/DXCwkjqlxZ @LaurenJOConnell Congrats! I think that's so true -- especially amusing since so many academics insist they're anti… https://t.co/9Hrif0CzGfOh, and on top of all this, Biden's son lives in California and was at the time. So he flew or drove all the way t… https://t.co/a15cpGs6Zm
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanSo let me just, just go over the absurdity of this: In the year 2020, the press is talking about Russian tampered… https://t.co/uaAWzr6ZN5
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @raulpacheco @kelly_j_baker I made a living off writing for exactly one year and it was the year I got a book advan… https://t.co/kIlFA3KBogFew countries with fascist autocrats get one last chance to vote them out. This is our last chance. Let’s do it. https://t.co/68Imt4ra5F
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @PaulSleeman1 @JonahDispatch SMOKING GUN!!!! JUST UNCOVERED!! Super legit!!! https://t.co/uuCknWoMC5I remember when I thought Jonah Goldberg was an odious right-wing turkey. Now we are closer in ideology than he and… https://t.co/eLYzMbNrBX
10/17
2020
@silviakillings "...and it turns out, the best burns on THE VOW weren't on the women's vajayjays after all." @silviakillings Guilty @silviakillings it’s 90 hours of Albany B-roll with a dramatized voiceover of Claire Bronfman’s testimonyWhy isn’t there more Cillian Murphy @Mattielisbon @mattyglesias I’m not actually sure it isIt might not have been as entertaining as NBC's High Blood Pressure Variety Hour, but I enjoyed a sensible discussi… https://t.co/p2kDiYcjiz
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @mattyglesias WHO GIVES A FUCK. ABOUT HIS RATINGS, MATT. JESUS. People are dying.200k watching Biden on ABC on YouTube vs 135k watching Trump on NBC on YouTube. I hope that ratio is even higher… https://t.co/lD9SurxHQD
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10/16
2020
NOTHING, I TELL YOU, NOTHING https://t.co/YrrK6ambOmBUTT PIZZA HOOAUK ...accurate https://t.co/dvK6VgvnncI can’t remember the last time I was this shocked by an NBC programming decision.
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanI'm a guy with a PhD who is often wrong. I dare you to convince me otherwise. https://t.co/lnhHJl3r5i
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanSHUT UP NATE SILVER, wait what https://t.co/3lrfgfxPPG @pankisseskafka Biden totally confessed to committing crimes in this erotic fan fiction I co authored
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanBOMBSHELL!!! OCTOBER SURPRISE!!! OH NO THIS IS BAD!!! https://t.co/yFvJlPspgMI have to say one of the trippiest things about law school was the staunch devotion (by some) to the notion that my… https://t.co/7HGA47ZXcm
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanJust to be clear, with 20 days left in the election and Biden enjoying a significant lead: the New York Post, New Y… https://t.co/w7wbAkFiYu
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanThis is an actual scandal. https://t.co/VUIDfvFH8A
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10/15
2020
"To Otto Weininger, 'Showgirls' is like a documentary." -- me, in lecture, why I don't have double-tenure is BEYOND MEis it me or is it NOT THE FUCKING TIME TO RELEASE HILLBILLY ELEGY, are you TRYING to get him re-elected, OPIE?In other news, hooboy have I met the fuck out of my deductible, someone please prescribe me 500 massages and 7500 s… https://t.co/DiOVm1tD7NLike I am 44 years old and relatively well-employed and I still had to dip into the proceeds of the sale of my mari… https://t.co/gvoRxQtgsiDamn, OK, it was 11k and I had to pay 4.5K -- most of you guessed way higher but that is still ridik https://t.co/xppw59VeXl @monicamfochtman General, specialist @KaylorChristian Yeah @DaultRadio Not quite. My cesarean cost 40K though (and I was in the hospital for 3 days)A few weeks ago I got a benign tumor removed from my neck. I was at the hospital a total of 4 hours. There were no… https://t.co/DCdv8pJKL4As an originalist, I believe that cars have no place on our streets, just as the founding fathers intended.
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @BFriedmanDC Shhhh don’t tell them @ProjectLincoln On behalf of the suburban women of Missouri: https://t.co/06FE2WWXWQ
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @DaveHolmes @RobertMaguire_ This is now the best day of my lifeAmy Coney Barrett is every white woman who has stabbed other white women in the back and stepped on ALL Black & bro… https://t.co/sAVqi3oHnS
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @mcmsisemore like this series is not the redemption he thinks it is
10/14
2020
It's stunning to watch Cory Booker quietly and respectfully demolish Amy Coney Barrett's worldview over racial bias… https://t.co/YBFrznSjtn
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanCory Booker, basically: I'm just a guy. Standing before a girl. Asking if you give a fuck that you're going to rip… https://t.co/ecyQy92DFb
Retweeted by Rebecca Schuman @Kattullus you know, as one does @colormeleft yes @colormeleft apparently, according to Sarah Edmonson's book, he had Performance Issues and one of the reasons he fo… https://t.co/qzXYJc0cU3 @Jacob_Brogan Chrishelle4Lyfeschool, what does that say about me https://t.co/eJjvyaDOGPThe Vow is actually brilliant because it starts off like something exciting and interesting and then becomes painfu… https://t.co/1Bx2XSEMwC
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanI bet they turned in a 4 hour cut of The Vow, quarantine started, HBO knew they had us over a barrel and said let's… https://t.co/ycLP4nehaV
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanOkay, this is where The Vow is finally gonna pick up, I can feel it https://t.co/Rg0AjRecsu
Retweeted by Rebecca SchumanFinding out Mark from The Vow had been in another cult before the vow and yeah...it makes perfect sense.
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10/13
2020

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