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Illustration / Design / Contact me here for commissions: patchdkeyes@gmail.com

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Joined Twitter 9/25/11


I’ve been getting up early to play red dead 2 before work everyday because I’ve been playing it for 9 years now - when the fuck will it end?
10/5
2019
This is it. https://t.co/N3NSa7v57JAct fast! 💥💥💥 https://t.co/3LYO2yQ5xx
9/25
2019
>> all the info on the Yao Bobby & Simon Grab release. Read about borders being crushed geographically & musically… https://t.co/CgpA0PXS1l
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9/18
2019
@jdmcartwright I did a talk at my old Uni but it was terrifying, I don’t even know how it went and I’m just as scar… https://t.co/zfjDSkDXGFThis is the new LAVALAVA. Togolese politically charged rap tackling the diamond trade over swiss ‘no-input’ danceh… https://t.co/zTYxcXNZdj
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9/16
2019
@ossia_mcr x MAMA SNAKE 05.10.19 🐍 https://t.co/JNLjM8ScGn @perrymanalex That’s all Joe man, he put me onto him! Massive loss, but a huge legacy of great art and music left b… https://t.co/oXMLC4CQpb
9/12
2019
Shit RIP Daniel Johnston - what a beautiful and inspiring person. 💔New artwork for our next visit to @SheafStreet bringing one Copenhagens finest Mama Snake 🐍 tickets on… https://t.co/c5G1UiKORu
Retweeted by Patch D Keyes @GiantGiantSwan @OssiaOssia @noodsradio @LAVALAVArecords V rare @BraulioAmado I think I know who this is as I almost took a pic a few days ago, otherwise you definitely have someone ripping you off!
9/11
2019
Tonight on @noodsradio - 2hrs of bruk riddims & brain music. Incl special guest mix from Simon Grab & Yao Bobby, wh… https://t.co/9nFeNKk6pQ
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9/10
2019
@BraulioAmado i feel your pain! It’s comforting to hear that other people have problems with this too though.
9/4
2019
@memotone Nice one man, will do!For the next 5 days, there is 33% off all vinyl, digital & merch at https://t.co/GspLGS6O5c 🧮 https://t.co/ASkKQZvhpM
Retweeted by Patch D Keyes @TheSpaceman3 Yeah man it is! I’m about a month in, spent the first 3 weeks being annoyed about having to drink cid… https://t.co/g3MQbYf1Si @perrymanalex Yeah ‘here’s a recipe for something that faintly resembles brown sauce that will cost you a mere £30… https://t.co/OmiEFiR5E4 @Lurka_UK I know man, there's GF versions out there apparently but whats the point if its not HP?The worst thing about being diagnosed coeliac is slowly finding out which things you love are off the menu. Today's L was HP sauce 😭
8/30
2019
I thought ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ was great. The end. @penmanchloe Its such a beautiful cover by @janetehansen would love a print of it. The book is great too!👍👍👍 https://t.co/y3gxvzpwz0
8/29
2019
There's so much wrong with @guardian's #DrawTheGuardian "Illustration Prize", I kinda don't where to start. First o… https://t.co/O2u9OQxy4n
Retweeted by Patch D KeyesKeep at it! 💪 https://t.co/ILO3LWquX3 @crosspolar @lectureinprog Nice one! I think I’ve still got several knocking about somewhere!
8/28
2019
I answered some questions for @lectureinprog about my job - you can also see some of my university work 😬!! https://t.co/l2do9BIulbIllustrator @patchdkeyes tells us why taking the less ‘cool’ jobs is ok. > https://t.co/kCaC90RC7e https://t.co/uHR3niu5GL
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8/27
2019
@SteveyD Who the fuck brings in fish to microwave at work?
8/23
2019
DONT MAKE ME QUOTE FOR EDITORIAL WORK THIS IS NOT YOUR FIRST DAY YOU KNOW YOUR BUDGET
Retweeted by Patch D KeyesPeople that leave voice recordings on WhatsApp have too much confidence.
8/21
2019
@MagicRockBrewCo @idiotspasture Tried Fantasma over the weekend, really liked it so looking forward to trying saucery next! 🍻
8/12
2019
‘Spake’ https://t.co/0lBvV8Q1KI
8/11
2019
Today from 4 - not quite Houghton but there will be music and booze 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/SKJZ5LuOUF
8/10
2019
@Eva_Evils Haha! Fever tree realising the craft gin bubble is bursting and targeting the coffee crowd possibly? @aileyun My thoughts exactly @Eva_Evils When are you supposed to drink that?!Ive just witnessed someone ordering a latte and an orange juice to drink in the same sitting - fucking psycho behaviour.I love this dog xxx https://t.co/xjDv1lu1IG
8/9
2019
@MatPringle @TorBeers @sofingusa I know! It’s not just the booze though - had to buy all the gluten free cupboard s… https://t.co/rSHCqDl0Ld
8/8
2019
@TorBeers @sofingusa @MatPringle Cheers! Love the Arbor ones, will give the Northern Monk a go.
8/7
2019
@sofingusa @MatPringle @TorBeers Amazing, Thanks Sophie! All on the list to try. @MatPringle Yeah just got my results back today - no gluten for me anymore. I can live without it in food but losing beer is painful! @penmanchloe Yes! I’ve seen these, gonna give them a try. Cheers Chloe!Any coeliacs out there got any good gluten free beer recommendations that aren’t crazy expensive? Please don’t say cider.
8/5
2019
Gonna be back at @VillagesBrewery Deptford on Saturday 10th August playing some records with the crew - come down i… https://t.co/e9UxIhYw0J
8/1
2019
I thought the Nikes were bad but then I saw that the Stranger Things season 3 soundtrack is selling out. You could… https://t.co/cidzZQ3Lwz
7/27
2019
Really wanna do the old face app thing but I won’t because I have my contrarian image to uphold - I look forward to… https://t.co/ppcpkakish
7/18
2019
@JimNorton Insyl
7/16
2019
@Lurka_UK Haha - I’ve got a Live video feed of the procedure going through to the CEOs so they can start work on a… https://t.co/vAmqYpjw7g
7/11
2019
@SteveyD Cheers man, All good - just a routine thing & diet change if test comes up positive! @GiantGiantSwan ❤️Endoscopy tomorrow aka ‘judgement day’ This could be my last ever Heineken 😢 https://t.co/YgvSq1zxQv
7/10
2019
@The_Black_Acre It’s as good as @The_Black_Acre “Please waste your time calling me so I can try and convince you to accept £50 as payment for a logo”The coolest client is the type that ignores your request for them to email you with their enquiry & instead instruc… https://t.co/xGoyPenlL9Gotta give a belated shout out to @astralfestival for the amazing job they did on Saturday - well organised and am… https://t.co/AC74SwKiGp
7/8
2019
@OssiaOssia 🤘
7/4
2019
Stranger Things Nikes. They actually made them and adult babies actually bought them. Mind blowing.
6/27
2019
@Lurka_UK Yes mate, got my order in! 🍻
6/24
2019
@seb_wheeler_ It was ‘early work’ that was the red flag for me - surely no ones ever said that in a real conversation. @seb_wheeler_ Sensing some sarcasm Wheeler!Constant Mongrel on the line up as well - two heavy hitters in Bristol!! @hotline_recs 👀Pretty excited to be seeing the mighty HANK WOOD AND THE HAMMERHEADS tonight 🖕 https://t.co/tC83bxcQU6 @katemoross I just can’t get over the fact that they’re all sat at a skatepark talking in depth about sausages
6/18
2019
Last nights Dj set worked out pretty well, some guy even offered us all free haircuts as he enjoyed it so much. 💪
6/16
2019
I hope the designer that made this got fired #TheBeatles https://t.co/TvoxKvF4ZjI’m playing some records tomorrow alongside @Dominic_Owen @fea_sound and some others that are clever enough to not… https://t.co/VNQEXSkjW7I just want to see an actual fight between DJs and producers now.
6/14
2019
Having one of those ‘is my email broken?’ kind of days. Clients if you’re listening I’m here and want to finish your work for you.
6/13
2019
@SimonCowell @Barclaycard When did you become a character from Goldeneye on N64?I’m currently waiting to have an endoscopy to find out if I’m a coeliac as my doctor thinks I am. Been told to carr… https://t.co/gWw6xFBM6e @kurtbraunohler Pretty much what I do when I go to visit a friend and have to go to a party with all their friends that I’ve never met @kinlawbiz Couple of horse brasses would look mint above that fireplace @LivSiddall My list is just ‘cockwomble’ 500 timesI miss @WANDAGROUP
6/12
2019
@bethbethbeth__ Cheers Beth! Just seems weird as I don’t recall seeing it so often!Can anyone explain the 'this tweet is unavailable' thing to me? I'm not a huge twitter user but now I just see it e… https://t.co/ePFmjNHN4b
6/11
2019
@jetfury These guys used to show up at the skatepark where I grew up but gave up once they realised they weren’t go… https://t.co/G6Lv4JrqebBought two books last night when I was drunk. They’re gonna look great on the shelf next to my collection of other… https://t.co/pfdKDXEwFY
6/9
2019
And it’s fucking infuriatingTwitter is at least 50% people completely misunderstanding nuance or intent then arguing for ages not realising they’re on the same side.
6/8
2019
LazyTapes founder @CeraKhin has this new Tshirt, and we’re getting them made up for her - this is the only place to… https://t.co/mcX2S6EpFQ
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6/7
2019
Feeling like it might be time to look for an agent again - never had a response anything other than pure air from m… https://t.co/yQWSJjEH3A @michaelwdriver @RFFMRCY @runjewels @Volcom Cheers mate - one of those rare times where a tight deadline worked out!My piece currently exhibiting at the #artthejewels exhibition curated by @RFFMRCY - I was lucky enough to be involv… https://t.co/BH1424cX5f
6/6
2019
@paulyblow Mine fucked up today too!
6/5
2019
However, I didn’t shower adequately afterwards so now I feel great but am also covered in a thick layer of salt 🤷‍♂️Floatation tank update - not one single drop of piss was spilled.
6/1
2019
“Pass the Alpha Brain, I think I’m Joe Rogan.” @michaelwdriver This coupled with the times mag article are really doing a service for the rest of us freelancers a… https://t.co/jlrt6zHlu2Having my first go in a floatation tank tomorrow - can’t wait to be really relaxed OR freak out and piss in the tank.Massive respect to @michaelwdriver for once again putting himself out there for the benefit of others - I’ve been f… https://t.co/6e5bvRpxjW
5/31
2019
As part of #sohomusicmonth @runjewels are hosting an exhibition of artwork inspired by the RTJ universe & curated b… https://t.co/84wtX13pVm
5/30
2019
I don’t understand the person that comments on an artist’s work, (usually an animator or visual effects artist) wit… https://t.co/SvzmMpayzjThe downside to using my own hands as reference for my illustrations is that they’re really dumb and fat so I have… https://t.co/tSdhDd51uy
5/24
2019
🤷‍♂️💀 https://t.co/HiPRglymsD
5/23
2019
@Handsome_Frank This is what I thought to myself immediately after tweeting about Chernobyl (tv series about disast… https://t.co/ydgyy4jSn1Sky / Hbo’s Chernobyl series is so, so good - gotta shout out the makeup / prosthetics design in particular by Dani… https://t.co/Qx4USK4bNy
5/22
2019

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