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Illustration / Design / Contact me here for commissions: patchdkeyes@gmail.com

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Joined Twitter 9/25/11


@lewisheriz @tapeecho @OssiaOssia @CeraKhin Cheers man, you’re too kind! 🍻
5/30
2020
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5/28
2020
Fuck off https://t.co/JNLbx32mFT
5/23
2020
@SamBingaMusic Patrice 👑 @jetfury Baby Driver was terrible
5/22
2020
@PederMannerfelt I can relate to this, my short stint of watching videos of people painting warhammer figurines rea… https://t.co/jh87pRHg5O
5/20
2020
@katemoross No way! I swear it happens to me at least 4 times a year.Have you ever had one of those hangovers when you get into the shower and after a minute or so a couple of coins dr… https://t.co/p5WqGloXHS
5/17
2020
Started off lockdown by attempting to get into twitter properly since I had the time but this shit is too negative… https://t.co/trdUPeJ4Nk
5/13
2020
Grayson Perry does an amazing job of talking about art in a way that is inclusive to everybody, just as it should be.I bet all the war veterans would be over the moon to learn people did a conga line to celebrate VE Day during a glo… https://t.co/nUWy6SAQXfI know everyone’s sick to death of streams but I’m playing some records with my Parish Sound mates tonight. Drop in… https://t.co/yQobcz9uJv
5/9
2020
@Far2manywords Nothing more patriotic than getting shitfaced and contracting Covid-19 as a family.Honestly, fucking air horns going off over here and everything. Social distancing out the window...Pretty cool how my neighbours can be bothered to put up 500 Union Jack flags for VE Day but can’t be arsed to remov… https://t.co/TIGNsugaTY
5/8
2020
May I please have a crumb of concentration? https://t.co/WLftngoje1
5/7
2020
Do people still say smartphones? As soon as I typed that I had to quickly check if I was 60 years oldSmartphones really have made the working process more annoying.
5/5
2020
@DrewMillward With you 100% ✊
5/4
2020
Clients that insist on weird apps to communicate wtf did email do to you that was so bad. I’m just not having it an… https://t.co/Qjc2vHhVfd
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5/2
2020
@nosymblos In the bag 💪Absolutely the best band doing it right now https://t.co/OauuUkW4z5 @PRSDVL Paulie with the culinary tips @Lurka_UK He killed 16 CzechoslovakiansThe Pine Barrens episode of the Sopranos has to be one one the greatest comedy moments in TV
5/1
2020
There’s a certain type of person that is thriving in lockdown and enjoys nothing more than to tell everyone that ‘i… https://t.co/Qsw6dGe6t3Lakota gone for good - had some great times there, grimy and fun. At least they’ll be loads of flats taking its pla… https://t.co/XZJrRA7wxj
4/30
2020
Friends would be so much more watchable if all the characters diedNew logo and graphic for Seb AKA Bugs Groove for his new mix series TECHNO.LOGY - check out 001 mixed by Frankie Br… https://t.co/CzqI37W2PSGood luck with that https://t.co/FWLSg0zRii
4/29
2020
Beg the question, bend the truth Bail out the basement while there's holes in the roof https://t.co/9WqJP8J29n @GiantGiantSwan Cheers mate, 100% true as well - just got in. @james_clapham I’ll be fighting in the ‘skinny fat’ weight class @james_clapham I’d like to think some of those tea and biscuits type illustrators can really throw hands when it comes to itTime to go for a shitty, boring run in the rain @james_clapham I think you’re right however the biggest question is who’s the hardest illustrator overall?I’m not even in that world so I’ll shut up now - anyone that can illustrate an entire book is a superhuman as far as I’m concerned.I understand taking on a job for a lesser fee because you believe in what the client is doing (gig posters are hard… https://t.co/oW2WjOR0ayAll this stuff about illustration / publishers etc is just hammering home the reality that in a lot of cases you ha… https://t.co/a0qthjUr1G100 Gecs? When I was a kid we had to make do with whatever Gecs our older siblings handed down to us.
4/28
2020
@penmanchloe @pitchfork Admittedly I skipped through the album but I guess you need some context? Sounds like sligh… https://t.co/Wd7rqk0mG0 @penmanchloe Ah I see what’s happened here - I was replying in response to my other tweet. Twitter is hard. @penmanchloe I just vaguely remember hearing that name before but I don’t think I’ve ever heard her music. Was she… https://t.co/llEsyOECt2 @penmanchloe I don’t even know what I’d put in there tbh. I’ve thought about it at length obviously but when I thin… https://t.co/D5x3zhhHik @The_Black_Acre It’s alright mate, no one asked me to do the ice bucket challenge and I eventually got over that.This lockdown thing must be getting to me - I felt a pang of disappointment that no one has nominated me for that B… https://t.co/U6AIWcJuj6Caved in and looked up Fiona Apple
4/26
2020
@RadioDEBONAIR Congrats 💪 @lewisheriz That’s good to know - need to get my act in gear really and try and explore some different avenues. Hav… https://t.co/ygotjFyrE3 @lewisheriz Then it suddenly turns up on Merch and you have to go begging for scraps haha. learning to navigate a l… https://t.co/g0LeW9q9d6 @lewisheriz I’ve never been able to make any of those license deals (or pricing guides) work for any job I’ve ever… https://t.co/orsZbzpslw @lewisheriz Yeah visual art is sometimes still a bit of an underpaid afterthought in that world but I’ve luckily ma… https://t.co/WMOBkXWeHn @lewisheriz Shit, yeah something has got to change. @lewisheriz I hear that! I just found that I couldn’t quite break into the usual illustration channels and never se… https://t.co/chO86Af69TIf you’re wondering why I’m uncharacteristically busy on Twitter this morning it’s because I’m in a good mood after… https://t.co/Kys7t5Occs @lewisheriz Boil*r Room sprang to mind...Characters being offered a drink in another character’s home only to leave abruptly following a text or phone call… https://t.co/4k4spRiJqv @DMAronoff @AlfaMist @SPAVEN @The_Black_Acre Thank you! ✌️Sleeve art for @AlfaMist and @SPAVEN for their incredible 44TH Move project on @The_Black_Acre link for vinyl here… https://t.co/Bt5NB3WY6kL.P cover I designed for @DevilsOfMoko on @Pussyfootrec - digital is out now here 👉 https://t.co/DQRAdifi6y ✌️ https://t.co/354FUGpciKAnother one for @recordsfriendlyhttps://t.co/6UJt6cYoX2 @BenIllustrator @pokedstudiouk @spencerwilson8 @iamroseblake This is mind blowing - I’ve never wanted to start a ri… https://t.co/u3lV13hQWnTo be fair my work was much shitter back thenDefinitely looking to get more involved with the illustration community but I had bad (and costly) experiences with… https://t.co/V2LndjaXD0i feel like I unintentionally alienated myself from the illustration community a bit but I’m definitely here to see… https://t.co/PY2Q1LYbZL
4/25
2020
I’d love to lay an egg at York railway station right now - Literally nothing would make me happier https://t.co/MAnVH4fYSH @kirkpate @timmaughan https://t.co/4whjqgu4mhI just shot up a load of toilet duck and I have to be honest, I feel incredible.
4/24
2020
@kinlawbiz A solid investment in this current economy @kinlawbiz Shame, I was hoping for something much juicier. @kinlawbiz Call me TMZ but wanna know what the beef was before the music comment. Also wanna know when the collab is coming.Preorder up for my fellow gabagool enthusiast @Lurka_UK new one. Huge as always! https://t.co/My7YYrm3YWHonestly, fuck this.
4/23
2020
@MatPringle This is the exact thing I was trying to get across. I drink tea occasionally, I just rate it very low o… https://t.co/FiWTghXBd0 @MatPringle That is an excellent pointTalking about pints is fineIt’s a decent enough drink sure, but the reason everyone loves it is because everyone’s addicted to caffeine. It’s… https://t.co/p29SDMbqUuTalking about tea is one of those British things I can’t stand, the quaintness is embarrassing.
4/21
2020
New thing https://t.co/xAa6k7XPSc
4/20
2020
@RocksFOE I’m back on Sopranos, better on the re watch than the Wire imo
4/19
2020
@MatPringle Soundtrack is really good but lacked curveballs, again probably putting it up against KIDS too much @MatPringle I totally get the nostalgia thing, but maybe my hopes were too high? @memotone Yeah I think there was definitely a bit of that going on - it was such a love letter to KIDS stylisticall… https://t.co/JytlXTYKGXI’m really trying to refrain from shitting on everything but I watched Mid 90s a couple of months ago and I can’t h… https://t.co/5aSyFZcbUD
4/17
2020
Better get the acid in Benny boy https://t.co/TvfFmeGYJr
4/16
2020
@LIZZY_B_ Sitting in a comfortable silence with someone is a true sign of friendship imo! @JoeMelhuish Mine have always been pretty vivid but recently I’ve woken up feeling like I’ve been at a screening of… https://t.co/qG2nMQ3Oj4Zoom / Houseparty is actually better than I expected for having a drink with mates but there’s something to be said… https://t.co/sIyXuocsbF
4/15
2020
When I finally get through on the B&Q website I’m gonna socially distance my self down to the local shop and buy th… https://t.co/SATBJVHKbx
4/14
2020
@PhilipSherburne Cheers for this, didn’t know it existed til now. Just ordered! @ben_breadloaf Me https://t.co/M4whBNgPY7
4/13
2020
@penmanchloe Already back in the box! It’s too big to have lying around until I can get a frame unfortunately.
4/12
2020
@seb_wheeler_ I did consider it but I honestly can’t look at it anymore.Finally completed this puzzle I started at the very beginning of lockdown - Time to celebrate by putting all the pi… https://t.co/vVxsQWpe5wWhat’s a more reputable source, Mumsnet or Bodybuilding Forum?
4/11
2020
could we clap harder?New @LazyTapes - Anna Funk Damage @andreanataleliv out now. design by me - get it at @rwdfwd 😼 https://t.co/R3gyqOWqkHIf the police start checking peoples shopping purchased from shops legally allowed to be open there’s a problem. Wh… https://t.co/lIxDwW0VkH
4/10
2020
@neka Haha ffs, that pewter.
4/8
2020

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