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Definitely not a vampire.

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@vontheodore @GungHo_America Not being dramatic, but I cancelled my preorder over this. I can't abide upscaled sprites @PrCat88 @MagaliProd @elonmusk Very petty.Elon Musk has never gotten Ending E, pass it on https://t.co/EExREXp414(GOB saying "hermano" voice) "...senpai..." https://t.co/SOrXm6xb9N
6/16
2019
126. https://t.co/DY2BfmyoyI
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalOur daughter has for weeks insisted our cat Yuzu's name is actually John, and today we realized it's because when w… https://t.co/QiQMZFl3mXIs @bombsfall aware of this weird upscale bootleg Mae https://t.co/ztjKCPYmo4https://t.co/QiE4qgTwFi @atweetingtwit @emshort let's port Inform to the PC-98 @Hickenlooper "As President" bruh you just posted CRINGE @Hickenlooper shut the fuck up, B O O M E R
6/15
2019
why must my genius go unappreciated in my time https://t.co/2ViMAhs2f2ACAB stands for All Cadence of Hyrule players who play as Link instead of Zelda Are Bastardshose mad https://t.co/mnuhvbv9gqAll Cops are Boomers https://t.co/vp50NxrvsCHose Mads https://t.co/uFDhyBemO2 @mmstewinc @IvankaTrump Ideally in jail!🎶She's got legs, she knows how to lube them🎶
6/14
2019
anyone who complained about the dragon quest hero is officially banned from playing as banjo for fifty years
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @pedrothedagger Freedose Percocet @geoffkeighley @elonmusk no @NintendoAmerica I sleep @metaly thank I hate it @PateraQuetzaI i saw the “i sleep/real shit” meme with Loto/Banjo and it’s probably the maddest i’ve been online
Retweeted by Patera Quetzalimagine thinking Banjo-Kazooie have more cultural relevance than Dragon QuestOgopogo lives! https://t.co/w2mbtWBrsT
6/13
2019
Cyberpunk 1997 https://t.co/UgOCasB3waII ⁦@RussianDoll⁩ 🦇🦇🦇🦇 https://t.co/eFrr3g0Vyj
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalBright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter” https://t.co/H3p6jfhVmn
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @AE_Double @AntfishVO I KNOWelsa bloodstone in ultimate alliance https://t.co/6T709e6RT6
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalFriendly reminder di trailer #MarvelUltimateAlliance3 yang rilis semalem, ELSA BLOODSTONE confirmed akan muncul di… https://t.co/B1pwtZgNnn
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @MikeDrucker That was playable Elsa Bloodstone in MUA3
6/12
2019
@dramata1 https://t.co/uLlYK7rFF1 @dramata1 Bring Another Mind to Switch @dreamboum @Mysterybro2 https://t.co/ipGVMVUMl1
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalPaul Simon really has a way with words https://t.co/dF52Kyiuxy @dramata1 agreed; now we know what game they'll package the FF7r demo withOops! All Midgar https://t.co/wtwpFb44qshttps://t.co/Bdb6jaKH3rYOU (fake FF7 fan): Why haven't we seen Tifa yet? And where's Cait Sith? ME (true Compilation of Final Fantasy VII… https://t.co/qzSgNetYskcongratulations to Banjo-Kazooie on finally being in a good gameis that Elsa Fucking Bloodstoneanyone already bitching about Panzer Dragoon as "just another HD remake" https://t.co/mrfwWXf3gcLink's Awakening (2019) https://t.co/mouv2hho6Phttps://t.co/C0bj04WHI5 @johntv @mossmouth Okay, but what about !!1 @PateraQuetzaI It looks like everyone's MMO characters bought the Avengers cosmetic add-ons.
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @ShaunMusgrave It's...im sure theyre wonderful people but that doesnt make them avengers @ShaunMusgrave Are the likenesses actually based on the voice actors because if so I feel slightly worse slagging on these modelsThe year is 2074. Despite years of lobbying by Disney, the Avengers have finally fallen into the public domain. T… https://t.co/Ok95vAT7v2Dony Storknutt lookin' ass https://t.co/5FvWHRSfvpTIFA or Trans Inclusionary Feminist Antifascist
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @Xythar @Shinmaru @vestenet GFhub @vestenet they stopped using GFs and regained their memories of where the code is
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @Monstrous_Fest this joke requires more context than any one human being should have but @NotLasers look,https://t.co/HkIDMR1CUxLegitimately more excited to replay FFVIII on Switch than the FFVII RemakeThis Ain't MARVEL'S Avengers: A AAA Game ParodyROT IN HELL FINAL FANTASY IX HUA HUA HUAIs that.......Chicago https://t.co/RHMUracc4rhttps://t.co/3f3cKNyLZ1
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6/11
2019
@R_Kasahara Im glad you noticed cause I had to resize it to 33% from the original source lolhttps://t.co/3f3cKNyLZ1Auto Chess is an Epic Games Store exclusive after Valve copyrighted "DOTA" and wouldn't let Blizzard use it https://t.co/uQg2OzRJz8 @MikeDrucker Musicals AND games... that's both kinds of sadness!Watching #BE3? You'll get caught up in the...GhostWire @PateraQuetzaI yeah actually agreed, there are some things where you can be prosecuted for merely possessing them r… https://t.co/cVemGA7NnF
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @austin_walker This is also the official warcry of the #CasioLoopyThis is bad legal advice, if you see Randy Pitchford drop a USB do NOT touch it https://t.co/PaR4IpL3Ma
6/10
2019
@Wario64 No @austin_walker @waypoint I follow this account for food beds not food spreads GTFO
6/9
2019
This is bad policy in general but it's extra bad policy for...remasters and rereleases? https://t.co/Rw1O8CD9Oi @XSEEDGames "is and has always been" != "will be" be better
6/8
2019
That's one small step for Moon, one giant leap for Marskind. @M_contradiction @Wario64 It's from the saying, "Let sleepy dogs lie." @Harry1T6 Vox employees don't actually own these monitors, unlike how the Wilks brothers actually own you
6/7
2019
Google Stadia controller colors suggest the existence of a previously undiscovered entertainer named Jack Wasabithis was basically 0.2 in a nutshell https://t.co/A6RaU2pEUc
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6/6
2019
@JasonCKillpack @CDWritten @carolaverygrant I prefer Shaolin Soccer (original cut) but fully admit Kung Fu Hustle is the better movie @SlayerofCis @carolaverygrant Elaborate on that. @TeamYouTube @gaywonk @YouTube as a multibillion dollar company in control of the most influencial media platform o… https://t.co/7RNuBfVQp0 @EddieLosoya @austin_walker @headfallsoff https://t.co/r5iWFaAyOzwooloo dislike conflict, and if they need to escape from enemies, they will simply roll away https://t.co/MmClGqYtb8
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @sonnyjoynelson @RoyCooperNC big fan of Jesus, Trump 2020 lol @DestinHall lolYouTube hits keep coming https://t.co/A60pgGn7D0Does "my twenties" count https://t.co/cwm2eJvcdKBy now you’ve heard: WB isn’t going to Hall H this year. We’re so sad to miss you there! And waiting until Dec. to… https://t.co/gbSUph5DTn
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @NaNaNeckless @Michael_RM @mbyhoff @mercenarygrip @maria_delrusso @TeamYouTube @gaywonk just go eat a whole bowl of… https://t.co/i8A476bLBZ @NaNaNeckless @Michael_RM @mbyhoff @mercenarygrip @maria_delrusso @TeamYouTube @gaywonk go eat a fig, figgusimagine thinking you've pulled a fast one on the world with this bulletproof defense https://t.co/pZsQFm7Pp2 @austin_walker Good Austin, We're Rinsing Now IV: From Teeth to the Tongue of Madness @KrisLigman @austin_walker (this is not real insurance, it's a shock campaign against gun violence, which is still not normal) @KrisLigman @austin_walker uhhh the small print tho @ztiworoh @austin_walker I guess EA is "Nazi-ing" any problem!!The Vengabus is coming And Nazi fucks are running https://t.co/31CNkiy7IZTell Me If Timespinner's Good Challenge 2019 @kthorjensen @atweetingtwit you said my client was "literally a piece of shit" when he is actually only figurativel… https://t.co/u5BIKLeStQ
6/5
2019

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