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Definitely not a vampire.

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@ztiworoh You didnt start with End ofbruh moment https://t.co/PloCiS8zvHWith some of the recent announcements and product chatter, I've seen some people discussing time-to-market when it… https://t.co/VQ5WF5Dqak
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8/25
2019
My cat tucked himself in to take a nap https://t.co/5t0cVnFDbY @kobunheat Plus some kid wrote their name on it @MichaelBennet Who dis @uzionmain Homestly, I forget @uzionmain live too grind https://t.co/OSbO2Jvo4RDragon Quest XI is the game Dragon Quest VIII wanted to be, but wasn't @Monstrous_Fest I think its a 6-8 hour demo, 8-10 for completionists @Monstrous_Fest You can skip cutscenes entirely now, yes. Though I mostly just skipped talkingMore like 5-6 but I ran everywhere, kept battles on Ultra Fast, and skipped the back 50% of all VO https://t.co/qi3XGvhEv5boo boooo #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/O5NwmR57z8Wouldst thou like to puff-puffliciously? https://t.co/KcE0aEHFkY @uzionmain Here comes the Hotto Steppa
8/24
2019
@RYStorm AS A TIE @davidfrum Sure, David 👌I'm not saying it doesn't have its uses as an edge case, I just want to know about *primarily* kickstand players https://t.co/fgRl4oILxDForget docked vs. portable—I want an exposé on the weird perverts who mostly play in kickstand mode
8/23
2019
Queen https://t.co/Ht4nz702jW @charlesv I havent actually finished it yet (in last battle rn)I made Edelgard a heavy armor class Great Knight so instead of gloriously leading her followers to victory on the b… https://t.co/ZYz0d1dl60 @jeffrubenstein @DanielHeithorn Danke schoen (need some souvenirs)Me boarding a Rhine river cruise: https://t.co/d4KsOaaY2x
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @uzionmain https://t.co/z0dTrtfQEFAccounting is gonna LOVE this receipt on my trip report https://t.co/3fzuSEGnnjI forgot paying your lunch bill in Europe takes 45 minutesCologne dumped all its infrastructure stat points into the Cathedral tree https://t.co/vDpFNFwxxG @kyotocosmology Ohne Hüttenkäse bitteGermany, no https://t.co/08MOrIIWJoMe boarding a Rhine river cruise: https://t.co/d4KsOaaY2x#XSpoilers Comics fans closing their eyes Tuesday night, knowing new HoX PoX is on the way . . . . https://t.co/h3WQxbpe1L
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8/22
2019
@jennatar Excuse me this is David Mitchell erasure @jennatar I KNOW RITEShamir,,, isnt even student, is mercenary https://t.co/JnxWAEHglJKAMALA KHAN IN THE NEW AVENGERS GAME I NEVER LOSE https://t.co/tt08zlK4dC
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalIt's so rewarding to have a series that rewards deep reading, a group of like-minded people to talk about it with,… https://t.co/Bn6LE4XCcvI'm just gonna say it: I haven't enjoyed a weekly media ritual like House of X / Powers of X since Twin Peaks: The… https://t.co/fhCjsi5VhI @uzionmain LmaoUE4 texture loading error https://t.co/UOSRdqeHZ1 @uzionmain only if you manage itVIDEO GAMES DUCK YWAH https://t.co/kEuiFSpPVT @JosukeYeager @shinobi602 and robotityScope of Yakuza 3 cuts https://t.co/jNcH1L4C0jSega announced three new Yakuza games just TODAY... Shenmue fans, you don't have to do this to yourself https://t.co/U10HyzM59Swow I can't believe Tom Holland was actually Ben Reilly all along
8/21
2019
Sad it's not this David Mitchell writing The Matrix. https://t.co/gZ0OOWbq5A
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @atweetingtwit I just saw David Mitchell is cowriting Matrix 4 so looks like I winYeah that's right cowards unfollow me! I said what I said!! https://t.co/Pc0so5D3JQ @atweetingtwit are YOU trying to enrage ME @atweetingtwit Hmm....wrong @atweetingtwit I'm trying to enlighten youJupiter Ascending is the best Matrix fanfic https://t.co/pKdgaXuQamThe best Matrix movie is Cloud AtlasMatrix Reloaded > Matrix https://t.co/hWWbnvEGAN🎼When a friend bonks your head For a dumb thing you said, That's tsukkomi🎵
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalSTOP ARGUING OVER THE BEST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE C is LOW-LEVEL C++ is POWERFUL Python is INTUITIVE Rust is SAFE Lu… https://t.co/7mY4lplSt8
Retweeted by Patera Quetzalhey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a yakuza hired by CD… https://t.co/D1ysIx2sZ4Panzer Dragoon mural at #gamescom2019 https://t.co/yeu69BdKLULEGO https://t.co/EagMYGcltQ! https://t.co/QD0MDSv1i5Death Stranding tips,2019 #Gamescom2019 https://t.co/yEt5Xzf5cM
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8/20
2019
gamers are more terrifid of a pisisng baby, than they are of, bullets from a gun,Oh~ Ghost Baby!Every single screenshot of Richard Farnsworth driving a tractor in a landscape in THE STRAIGHT STORY beats any sing… https://t.co/6v8VgbS5SH
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalDo you think robots get high and ask each other, "If you replace your robot arm with a HINGED MEAT STICK, are you still a robot??"Cyberpunk $20.77Cyberpunk 2077: if ur human... but become a robot... are u still human Yoko Taro: for fuck’s sake https://t.co/R9kaYs4hnp
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalCyberpunk (2077) https://t.co/uZf2LTs332
Retweeted by Patera Quetzaltuned into the Stadia livestream and theyre running Cyberpunk 2077 shit and the project director literally opened i… https://t.co/UjEOa8eGLv
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @patrickklepek More than anything, that story is what sets Nintendo apart from other game companies to me: they pai… https://t.co/rmpm0yabD0 @patrickklepek We did, along with a handwritten note from 6yo me about what items I had, what dungeons I'd complete… https://t.co/PNveBIQ8FM @patrickklepek when I was 6, I lost my Legend of Zelda save when I didn't hold Reset while turning Power off. I was… https://t.co/E8VZgVRB7B @Wario64 Still waiting on my contest copyhttps://t.co/v6WK8R7Deq
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @patrickklepek This is why there's an EP VHS tape of me saving over Cliff's endgame Final Fantasy IV save as I pick… https://t.co/XCcEJHnS5N @patrickklepek Back in 1993, well before streaming was a thing, my friend Cliff would feed his SNES into his parent… https://t.co/ymBKExbI7w @Wario64 Nowhat time is it???? #kirby #dragonquest #GooGang https://t.co/sz5AmUXBXB
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalA post-apocalyptic world is the perfect place for adventure! Travel the land and make friends along the way in… https://t.co/vRlAwdzErD
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalWhat the Golf rules https://t.co/72UzsiSV2xWe're excited to be bringing @PixpilGames' delightful pixel art action-adventure game, Eastward to #NintendoSwitchhttps://t.co/QTERPB2lio
Retweeted by Patera QuetzalEverytime I see Berlin mascot "Ampelmann" I start singing the Cheetahmen theme song, AMA https://t.co/faJdP0j7RDJoJo Siwa is the American Kyary Pyamu Pyamu
8/19
2019
That 2%? That's my brand. https://t.co/X1I3YMO2CUGet in the dumpster, Shinji. https://t.co/bpCkXS2VJhPicked up a new CRT at the flea market. https://t.co/G7XUzHlbIWDead Ringers (1988) https://t.co/tsWogcNln1 @MrAndyNgo Where'd the hammer come from, Andy??Real "cake or death" energy https://t.co/xw1U6472xA
8/18
2019
professor x: what's your power me: i can strip tenure doctor x: fuck
Retweeted by Patera Quetzal @KyleOrl @benjedwards ...that's not what a boot disk isNo boot disk? Sure, kid. https://t.co/WLY02bndwB @sethjdickinson I dunno how you saw my tweet but I have your book queued up next on my Kindle! https://t.co/aCpOPIAAZXIf God bans me for eating meat on Lent I will face Him and chew backwards into Hell https://t.co/65PiVcHUfs @hellomizk In German too apparently but I don't speak German so joke's on DuThe German word for "organic" is "bio", which turns everyday grocery shopping into a fun cyberpunk adventure. Why d… https://t.co/WLfUMPAubtThe "T.K.Maxx Effect" is the erroneous belief that the department store chain is actually named "T.J.Maxx", resulti… https://t.co/dRnZn9DNeJThis butcher has a 3D-printed statue of herself at her market stall, goals honestly https://t.co/UMYofZHb5i @DVATW Maybe if they'd met with President Trump they wouldn't have died
8/17
2019

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