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Pat Lewis @patlewis Pittsburgh, PA

Children's illustrator/writer/cartoonist. Lover of vintage toys, tiki mugs, 1960s Disneyland, nachos, cats. He/him.

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Day 29: Mask! #doodleaday #doodleadayoct
Day 28: Haunted. #mabsdrawlloweenclub #mabsdrawloweenclub2020 made pumpkin muffins! I was listening to a playlist of rock-and-roll Halloween songs and it featured SPIDERWEBS by NO DOUBT and I'll…
My problem today is that I take everything as a call to action, and I take every call to action personally. I'm alr…'m ready to skip ahead to the time of year where I don't have any real obligations beyond keeping my sidewalk more or less shoveled.Day 27: Black Cat! #doodleaday #doodleadayoct
TFW you forget The Person You Live With is on a Zoom call and you start loudly singing a song about your cat.
Retweeted by Pat LewisBack to #scrawloween for Day 26: Goblin!
@tbriscoe Not really; I never watched Goosebumps. He looks pretty classic, though--I suspect whoever designed him a… 25: Puppet! #mabsdrawlloweenclub #mabsdrawlloweenclub2020
Also I worked ahead on my October daily drawing prompts so that's another thing I don't have to worry about over the weekend.I guess I'm in a pretty good mood because it's the first Friday in ages where I don't have to go work on rebuilding… @Owly I can't tell if those are cookies or meatI complain a lot, but here are two good customer service experiences I had today: After sending me the wrong item,… @ozoufs Yeah, but did you TELL THREE FRIENDS yet?This is just heartbreaking. I never met Alex in person, but interacting with him on Twitter always made me feel mor… is a great article! @apelad Not-so-smooth criminal @widepipe Can't even like this tweet, dude @RyanDeto Well to be fair, Herman Cain is deadSo here's a thing that happens sometimes: you ever order something online, but they send you the wrong item, and th… again, I'm not watching the debate, but judging from the handful of tweets about it showing up in my timeline, sounds like a real dud.
@Owly I told the guy "I'm trying not to have to do this too often."(Ten boxes of Special K Chocolatey Delight, in case you were curious)Target wants me to fill out a survey about my recent order pickup experience and I'm debating whether to mention th… October I binge on spooky/horror stuff all month, then inevitably get burned out on it about ten days before Halloween. @GingerMMM Nah, it's just granola @BrianLynch The entirety of the movie "Nothing But Trouble"Day 22: Snake! #doodleaday #doodleadayoct
The second from the left is actually a rodent dropping. this dude wants you to put it on two trays and take them out of the oven every 15 minutes to stir. One tray, stirred once is fine."1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons maple syrup"? Come on, just say "a little over 1/4 cup."Alton Brown's granola recipe is excellent if you are a fan of making things more complicated than they need to be. @beckyd Ativan/meditation @goraina If I catch it early enough? Excedrin Migraine or even just ibuprofin + plenty of water. I used to be like… skills I've developed the last few years: Learning to identify when I feel a migraine coming on before it gets… once heard that the Simpsons writers had a rule where they wouldn't use any joke if they had ever heard any varia… 21: Mad Scientist! #scrawloween
@artichkme That still image is disturbing. @rvr67michael I can see that. I always thought of him as kind of a cool kid; I can see him being conceited. @tugboatcity Huh! InterestingWhat's your least-favorite letter of the alphabet? Mine is the capital U; it makes me strangely angry for some reas… you ever get suckered into an argument with someone on the internet, here's a good line to use when you want to… @joeyweiser Chewy is owned by Walmart, if that matters to you. @robjyeo "Strike yer colors, ya bloomin' cocksuckers!" @vincedorseDay 20(!): Eerie! #scrawloween
Day 19: Vampire bat! #preeroo #inktober
@tbriscoe Smart water?I just realized I've missed posting a few of these here. To keep up with the whole month, follow my Instagram: 18: Undead! #mabsdrawlloweenclub #mabsdrawlloweenclub2020 @Kevidently The one on the right isn't too hard to find in thrift shops. There's also a shorter, smaller capacity version of it.
@AltHistories Definitely not on a Friday.Netflix currently streaming UNFRIENDED as well as FRIEND REQUEST, for all your Facebook-themed horror needs"Mister president, you told James Comey that the pee tape couldn't be real because you are 'a germaphobe.' You also…
Day 15: Bones! #doodleaday #doodleadayoct
Kind of pressed for time today, so here's an Invasion of the Saucer-Men sketch for day 14 of #scrawloween ("B-movie… is a librarian at the Beechview branch of @carnegielibrary who wears a different Halloween-themed outfit ever… The evil website in the 2002 horror movie "fear dot com" is ""
This is my favorite Halloween image and I WILL POST IT EVERY GODDAMN DAY UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH. art by Peter D…
Retweeted by Pat LewisMixing it up a little bit today. I took the prompt from a new list: "Sinister Seance" from #CreeptoberClub!
@robullman Yikes, dude. @blythe_russo Yeah, we had been watching Haunting of Bly Manor and needed a break from the non-stop gloomfest. I li… I watched it on Saturday. It was all right!Day 12: Leaves #doodleaday #doodleadayoct
Question for Canadian artists: Can you draw a maple leaf from memory?Day 11: Skeleton #mabsdrawlloweenclub2020 #mabsdrawlloweenclub spent a little too much of my lockdown time building my "to-do" list, and not enough time crossing things off of it.
Day 10 of #mabsdrawlloweenclub: Hellhound!
@ScottHeffernan That's a great find! How much did you get it for? (I haven't been to a thrift store since quarantin… thing I like in movies is when the hero tries to escape from the villain, and then the villain says "LEAVING SO SOON" @vincedorse Nope!Day 9: Gorgon! I can't believe I've stuck with it this long. #mabsdrawlloweenclub #mabsdrawlloweenclub2020
tortie catsI spent part of my morning trying to remember whether or not there was a female counterpart to Scooby-Doo named Sco… @Grahamophones Evergreen tweet.Day 8 of #doodleadayoct: Fungi! I drew @StephenKing as Jordy Verrill from "Creepshow."
Now I'm getting emails from Zoom, telling me I can participate in a Zoom webinar to show me how I can use Zoom bett… 7: Vampire! For #mabsdrawlloweenclub #mabsdrawlloweenclub2020
Day 6, from #snowwhitektmythtober: Swamp Creature!
I wouldn't want to be less than six feet from him even if he DIDN'T have coronavirus.I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but: the library is closed on Mondays. Don't bother walking there today.Day 5: Witch! #mabsdrawlloweenclub #mabsdrawlloweenclub2020 just saw a photo of my seven-year-old nephew wearing a t-shirt that features images of a Game Boy, a stand-up arc…'m not proud to admit it, but you know I'm gonna watch that dumb looking Adam Sandler Halloween movie the first week that it comes out.The Disney Channel also ran one about Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck and they actually got Lou Bega to perform it.I think a lot about that one year that several television networks ran promos that parodied the song "Mambo Number…
Retweeted by Pat Lewis @vincedorse Thanks! I'm going off a bunch of prompt lists, sometimes combining them helps me narrow my focus and se… 4: I combined the prompts from #mabsdrawlloweenclub (poison) and #scrawloween (ghost) and this is what I came u…
@marinaomi I just figured he pronounced it funny and you were trying to transcribe it.Well, this year we waited until it was 58 degrees inside the house to take the window A/C units in and turn on the heat.Day 3: Pumpkins/gourds! #doodleadayoct
@newjasonhorn As with every presidential election, we the voters don't vote for a candidate, we just tell the elect… @blythe_russo Yo Blythe, you never fail to amaze.
For my second October drawing, I took my inspiration from the #snowwhitektmythtober prompt list: Mothman! form insanely useful! I used to work at a national bookstore chain, so I know how they handle orders, but I've…, imagine being quarantined with that guy.