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Manic Pixie Dream Hobo. Iconoclast. He/Him https://t.co/qJvmkq9oSc

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And this is how we survive the days https://t.co/yvdLX8h367
Retweeted by Pat RothfussFun Alexa trick: 1: Say, “Alexa, what is your name?” 2: She will respond “Alexa” 3: Lean in close and whisper, “… https://t.co/fF5lDqg2GV
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1/20
2020
I like to imagine the US government paying for the medical care of its citizens and the military posting GoFundMe's… https://t.co/UMLNscGwIF
Retweeted by Pat Rothfussoh to be a capybara surrounded by other capybaras taking a yuzu hot bath in the winter https://t.co/TaQmuZohhp
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1/19
2020
BREAKING: Chris Collins, the first Member of Congress to endorse Trump, was just sentenced to more than two years i… https://t.co/iLFIPLXMRo
Retweeted by Pat RothfussWaiting for my flight, military members always invited to board early. Which means an administrative clerk who will… https://t.co/czir5d8cRI
Retweeted by Pat RothfussWant a sneak peek at @longshotauthor's upcoming Dresden book, Peace Talks? We thought you might! https://t.co/mArACAAO8w
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1/18
2020
@OneShotRPG It does not. https://t.co/PNZl0kN3VnI am sure there are large swaths of the Kingkiller fandom that spend time arguing over the consistency of the magic… https://t.co/ppLG1RZBOf
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1/16
2020
One time when I was like 11 my dad took me to an Italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and I sai… https://t.co/P3CSIoVOal
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1/15
2020
Hell, no. I am proudly a veteran with a small v. Military service is a JOB we VOLUNTEER and are PAID to do. Stop… https://t.co/WF6HA9PuI0
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1/12
2020
They’re only cataphracts if they come from the Catareaux region of France. Otherwise, they’re just sparkling heavy… https://t.co/KIbk3X9xsl
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1/11
2020
@j_hodgman @MykeCole @SamSykesSwears @joagwa @lartist @ChuckWendig I have failed @MykeCole @SamSykesSwears @joagwa @lartist @ChuckWendig Myke. I'm sorry. But this is actually an intervention. I… https://t.co/X6ghRSNSqC
1/9
2020
There's a week left to pay what you want and score some ebooks of the amazing Lord of the Rings RPG over at @humblehttps://t.co/6Q2tGZO1ri
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1/8
2020
Gunk Mudboat https://t.co/b670M3gy2h
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1/7
2020
Me: Okay, now that we have freshly read Name of the Wind again what are some questions we have- Brain: What is Elo… https://t.co/OK9g4yCNzt
Retweeted by Pat RothfussJust a friendly reminder that you can get some awesome Lord of the Rings RPG eBooks and support charity (that's us!… https://t.co/gBu0xrMdpO
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1/6
2020
@kytyn_ Who's joking? https://t.co/4X7Rg7CL8Z @strugglingsloth @DocCurm @TheZoneCast @JustinMcElroy @travismcelroy @griffinmcelroy Flipwizard69This bar rocks, they gave me a free shot! https://t.co/qoX3oiZWfUI'm all full of piss and vinegar tonight. Maybe I'll go out, have a drink, and see what happens...That's all. Imma go eat some tacos now. Here endeth the lesson.He wouldn't understand. And you know what? I'm fucking delighted that he doesn't. I want to live in a world where… https://t.co/KfQ0779gU5Me: Um. Things were different then. Oot: ... Me: Anyway, yeah. My point is this bigger kid kinda had it coming.… https://t.co/H4NzFSDNfdHow could I explain this to him? Me: Well, you see, son. This bully has probably been beating up Ralphie and his… https://t.co/CN9xNLrSweOot was really freaked out by this. And you know why? Beating on someone's face while they bleed and cry try to ge… https://t.co/8dyyNa4hueIt's the same with the scene were Ralphie looses his shit on the bully, then graphically beats on him for a solid 9… https://t.co/J7gJoIXX7PLet me say that again very clearly and simply. In order for my kid to understand the joke being made, I was going… https://t.co/0eNMr8iVoKThen suddenly Oot brightened up. "Oh!" he said excited that he understood. "They're singing their culture's versio… https://t.co/u1QnFHac8xOot didn't understand why this was supposed to be funny either. The restaurant workers sing "Far Ra Ra Ra Ra" inste… https://t.co/eG2Po3PPe8Not convinced? Watch the end scene: it's only funny if you're into making fun of other races. If your memory's rus… https://t.co/JAS0AForSdThe movie's full of things like this. So much of the humor is predicated on elements of 1930's culture that are, to… https://t.co/DmI91IVUze(For those of you who might not know, it's not okay. Nobody should hit kids. Double especially parents and caretake… https://t.co/wSsZYeFe7XI love the fact that this wasn't funny to him. It means that he hasn't internalized the toxic cultural belief that… https://t.co/m00DWFIIonBecause in what fucking hellscape does a mom just out of nowhere get fly into a furious rage and fucking hit and hi… https://t.co/aWqdGNifOGI watched this movie last night with my sons for the first time in maybe 20 years. When this scene came on, Oot tu… https://t.co/EUM6Jjf5Q1To be clear: my dad was not cruel. Didn't beat me. Didn't hit me in anger. But he did spank me. That's the joke be… https://t.co/3oTyYxyYg8The joke is this: "Yikes! What a ridiculous overreaction!" I watched this movie a ton when I was younger. I loved… https://t.co/7aPTuJ6VrrThis literally goes on for 15 seconds. This furious mother beating her confused, fearful child while he screams and… https://t.co/81SlGER6PhRalphie's mom calls the other kid's mom. Then, over the phone we hear the other mother screaming at her child, hitt… https://t.co/rB3LL5IoHvIn the classic "Fudge" scene, Ralphie swears, and his mom interrogates him about it. "Where did you hear that word?… https://t.co/Hrj6jxndTNA few funny bits? Sure. But most of the humor is predicated on some really ugly cultural assumptions prevalent in a blessedly bygone age.Christmas Story is not a good movie. Beloved? Yes. Good? No.
1/5
2020
@TomMorley85 @AngelaCernigli2 @PatrickRothfuss @worldbuilders It's legitimately fun, and we're not just saying it b… https://t.co/TR1Gx6ySOH
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1/4
2020
Don’t. Tweet. Unconfirmed. Reports.
Retweeted by Pat RothfussHe asked to play #Tak @PatrickRothfuss @worldbuilders https://t.co/AttR3Wh3MH
Retweeted by Pat RothfussThe road of a thousand steps begins with going to sleep.
1/3
2020
Lanre Artwork de Taylor Germain Descubre todas las noticias sobre El Nombre del Viento, The Witcher, El Señor de l… https://t.co/y9LShMPPbU
Retweeted by Pat RothfussI just spelled the word bourgeoisie so badly that my computer crashed.
1/2
2020
Happy New Years, all you East Coasters....Who's ready to party? https://t.co/hAcapMnnl5
1/1
2019
Oh wow!!! This is fantastic!!! It's a book trailer for the French editions of The Murderbot Diaries! https://t.co/3sEd5VLtQP
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12/30
2019
Yikes forever. https://t.co/Np2irbLpl2
12/28
2019
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12/26
2019
@Kate_Baker I hope this gif represents support and solidarity. I dont normally memeMuppet Naked Lunch. https://t.co/ExclxKdOj5 @Kate_Baker https://t.co/Mr2BnJQfRN
12/25
2019
If you ever hear a 5-yr-old say “You’re not invited to my birthday party,” she’s really saying “Go fuck yourself.”
Retweeted by Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss I love how Kvothe always makes sure he has salt on him. Him giving salt to Auri is one of the most… https://t.co/urUGT2viMb
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12/24
2019
ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ https://t.co/frTmACc0s5
12/23
2019
Hey, here's something. Since we now know the war in Afghanistan was a two-decade lie that cost about a trillion dol… https://t.co/lD4v5gT34s
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12/21
2019
We have a quick wrap-up blog if you'd like to read! https://t.co/3kJIzBeZRk TL;DR: You're all the best people and… https://t.co/MuNFtsLKRc
Retweeted by Pat RothfussGood morning. I made a Broadway shenanigan with @PatrickRothfuss. We sang and then nerded out about regional varian… https://t.co/FIkiAXmWHh
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12/20
2019
Yeah, this just isn’t true https://t.co/o1qsuaY30R
Retweeted by Pat Rothfuss"Let me take a big sip of tea before I see where our @worldbuilders page finally ended up after yesterday-" https://t.co/VwwcYmLkDF
Retweeted by Pat Rothfuss @Heifer @worldbuilders @WBMarket_ @amanda_comics @feliciaday @vorpahlsword @XavierWoodsPhD @ToddKenreck @DnDBeyondhttps://t.co/jMPICrAJv3 @Heifer @worldbuilders @WBMarket_ @amanda_comics @feliciaday @vorpahlsword @XavierWoodsPhD @ToddKenreck @DnDBeyondhttps://t.co/coHe1bLZIT
12/19
2019
@Heifer @worldbuilders @WBMarket_ @amanda_comics @feliciaday @vorpahlsword @XavierWoodsPhD @ToddKenreck @DnDBeyondhttps://t.co/jCeF7pS22U @Heifer @worldbuilders @WBMarket_ @amanda_comics You can also win this year's new cards, too. Created with the hel… https://t.co/vsqWdAqlF4 @Heifer @worldbuilders @WBMarket_ @amanda_comics Today's the last day you can donate to charity and win the cool D&… https://t.co/VzbHiuQVnl @Heifer @worldbuilders @WBMarket_ The @amanda_comics has done some amazing Worldbuilders-themed Kingkiller comics t… https://t.co/V2XrCrGqKbHere's the schedule of today's streaming events. (All times are CST.) As you can see, we're starting off with a wr… https://t.co/sGqZcLvEfwPowering up.... Imma gonna turn this coffee into charity. https://t.co/AyNadNkkQkAt 3 p.m. CST, @anniebergman and I will be joining @PatrickRothfuss to talk about Heifer's work in Bangladesh! I'm… https://t.co/zVMgUIHYqm
Retweeted by Pat Rothfuss @worldbuilders @WBMarket_ @MRCHRISFUNK @MajorSheep @Twitch @Heifer For those of you who would like a direct link to… https://t.co/bYrL1UApzP @MealingJeremy @studioZAUM It's happening today....Guess who's livestreaming for 14 straight hours to celebrate the final day of the fundraiser? (It me.) We've got… https://t.co/HgaWcR1AtjLet's break the xmas spam with someting else! Here's Auri & Kvothe from @PatrickRothfuss ' book "The Name of the… https://t.co/k8o6uOnKAJ
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12/18
2019
Final day of the fundraiser, everyone! We've passed $250,00 on my team page and we're still going strong. I'm also… https://t.co/8R5UqNdLqYCheck out the world builders fundraiser! They are an amazing charity and really are changing the world! Today is th… https://t.co/jIkJMW9bH4
Retweeted by Pat RothfussAs I type this, our fundraiser stands at $697,353, so close to $700K that we can *almost* touch it. Today's the fi… https://t.co/GIcEraFnm6‼️¡Mañana es el último día para recaudar dineros para @worldbuilders ! ¿Nos ayudáis a llegar a los 1000$? Así podre… https://t.co/pZ9kBrVuT2
Retweeted by Pat Rothfuss“I was just wondering why you’re here” My digital study of Denna for today as I take a day for myself. Doing a pai… https://t.co/ta2GXX2S9l
Retweeted by Pat RothfussYup https://t.co/NwISG6zBCc @priscellie !!!
12/17
2019
For those of you who couldn't catch it live at PAX, here's the video of me playing Call to Adventure on stage with… https://t.co/uj6WnCc9nEToday I'm playing Disco Elysium on Twitch. Imagine a detective noir comic drawn by Dave Mckean, written by Warren… https://t.co/hwWcVZs3wWLast day to participate! Don't miss the annual @worldbuilders fundraiser by @PatrickRothfuss, where you can win awe… https://t.co/8Kt49mnGx4
Retweeted by Pat RothfussWe've raised over $600,000 for @Heifer International!! Thank you everyone who donated, spread the word, and joined… https://t.co/TTJWEgYyqx
Retweeted by Pat RothfussA very nice man by the name of @PatrickRothfuss asked me to be a part of an awesome fundraiser and for every $10 yo… https://t.co/ZVSRYvRn7V
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12/16
2019
Also up for charity auction is this ring, which entitles the bearer to ask one (1) favor of me.… https://t.co/7bmREm5RDiLess than two hours left on all the Worldbuilders Chairty auctions for this year. Including all the read-and-critiq… https://t.co/zeWtuwwrz2We started a little late, everyone. But we're running now.... Tune in, there's big news hitting today. Also? Secrets about the world....Join us TODAY from 3:00-4:30 (Central Time) as we discuss the upcoming tabletop RPG podcast set in Temerant. Festi… https://t.co/dahPbOkbl5¡El mejor regalo navideño! Si siempre has querido tener tu propio tablero de Tak, esta es tu oportunidad: muchos s… https://t.co/3LAWabOoKB
Retweeted by Pat RothfussIt's December 15, 2019 and I'm still mad about this. https://t.co/XI4GsBAiJh
Retweeted by Pat RothfussAll our charity auctions end TONIGHT, starting at 7pm Central (less than 6hrs)! If you need a signed book,… https://t.co/5MgZ0diDvU
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12/15
2019

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