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New Netflix special I LOVE EVERYTHING premieres May 19th!!! IG: pattonoswalt

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Retweeted by Patton Oswalt❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ someone who loves you as much as Ivanka loves being ratioed.’s ok for grandma to die, but not the stores she shops at.
Retweeted by Patton Oswaltwe're not even to the halfway point of 2020 yet. so when the film of this year is finally made the pandemic riot sc…
Retweeted by Patton OswaltHow come every cop is outfitted like an Avenger but health care professionals are out there fighting COVID wearing barrels on suspenders
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People are in pain. We must listen.
Retweeted by Patton Oswaltthread to the black people
Retweeted by Patton OswaltCurrent peaceful protest at Pan Pacific Park.
Retweeted by Patton Oswalt tweeted β€œFuck white supremacists” and it is somehow my most controversial tweet.
Retweeted by Patton OswaltGlad to see the protesters smelling this obvious trap. Be careful out there, everyone. Donald’s in a corner and he…πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ shit THREADπŸ”₯⬇️
Retweeted by Patton OswaltSo MAGA and black ppl are different. We knew it but thank for saying so...
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Retweeted by Patton OswaltYou can also see this in conservatives saying protesters are paid by George Soros because they can’t imagine any si…
Retweeted by Patton OswaltWHEN THE AMISH DO THINGS IT IS DEADLY SERIOUS. This is a moral emergency. I love them for it.
Retweeted by Patton Oswalt love these pieces by @KarenAttiah. website is free.
Retweeted by Patton OswaltAnd they assassinated him.
Retweeted by Patton OswaltI was so so moved by this, so I’m sharing it
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ people riot when their anger over being murdered and oppressed reaches a boiling point. here are some fun re…
Retweeted by Patton OswaltY’know why you yell β€œvirtue signaling” when you see anyone be an ally to the oppressed or abused or β€œothered”? β€˜Cuz… @toddalcott
Retweeted by Patton OswaltLike so many of you, I’m pained by these recent tragedies. And I’m exhausted by a heartbreak that never seems to st…
Retweeted by Patton OswaltLeaving the World Health Organization in the middle of a pandemic because he wants to spread propaganda while his p…
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡🎢 when the Malm hits your Blij like a Herg PlΓΆrven Flidge that's IKEA 🎢
Retweeted by Patton OswaltOn @CBSThisMorning Saturday @Mistahwax checks in on those delivering a different type of remedy during the pandemic…
Retweeted by Patton Oswalti like presidents under whom the official white house twitter account doesn't have to be labeled for inciting racis…
Retweeted by Patton Oswaltthere are two cnn reporters in minneapolis. see if you can guess which one just got arrested.
Retweeted by Patton Oswalt❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ great advice to any young comic starting out from @pattonoswalt Check him out on this week's @GettinBetterPod…
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ was cowardly, like everything Donald does, but in this case it will only stoke more anger, risk more lives, and…πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡β€œKnelt”?!?!?!? OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING IF WE’D ELECTED SOMEONE WITH A VA-
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚’t believe corona blew a 28-3 lead to racism
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ and leadership, folks.’d rather do all this than simply charge a killer who was caught on tape killing.
Retweeted by Patton Oswaltgod bless @blainecapatch can’t BELIEVE I get to be in this company. Thank you @FANGORIA!!!! is some creepy, collapse-of-society shit. Frustrated, lonely psycho realizes he can dress up like a surreal Do…
100,000+ lives lost across the country. 1,700,000+ confirmed U.S. cases. 40,000,000+ unemployment claims filed. Do…
Retweeted by Patton OswaltMy daughter’s class is learning about The Great Depression so they all watched THE JOURNEY OF NATTY GANN and they’r…,000 dead was YESTERDAY, Donald you Josh! Donate if you can! #MinnesotaFreedomFundπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ on my front porch playing β€œHummingbird or Murder Hornet?”couldn't agree more, Zodiac
Retweeted by Patton Oswalt❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️’d dig the new @pattonoswalt @netflix special.
Retweeted by Patton OswaltIf there are more powerful things on Twitter tonight, I haven’t seen them. Watch this.
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ talk, great listen! Tune in! #TheQuarantineTapes man with no gun ends up dead. White protestors go into state houses with long guns & AK-47s & aren’t even arrested.
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ #AgentsofSHIELD -- and i cannot stress this enough --neck, my -- and i cannot stress this enough -- back, my -- and i cannot str…
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Oh my God. man the closed captioners at @netflix had a better title for my special all along. #ILoveEverything not know I wielded this authority. first tequila shot I take at a bar when all this is over better kill me
Retweeted by Patton OswaltTONIGHT!!!! #AgentsofSHIELDπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡, every time I RT one your vids somewhere in my replies there’s a self-satisfied MAGA doing a Biden lip sync vi…"Cen-O-Bite!" - deleted Jimmie JJ Walker death scene from Hellraiser III
Retweeted by Patton OswaltLove love love @sarahcpr. And it's so funny watching MAGAts posting videos where they lip sync Biden and contort th…πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡"The FCC are acting like town clowns trying to put a bear bite on ol' Georgia Jimmy's right to CB with my fellow jo…