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New Netflix special I LOVE EVERYTHING premieres May 19th!!! IG: pattonoswalt

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Retweeted by Patton Oswaltwe're not even to the halfway point of 2020 yet. so when the film of this year is finally made the pandemic riot sc… https://t.co/jMaj9OW0vb
Retweeted by Patton OswaltHow come every cop is outfitted like an Avenger but health care professionals are out there fighting COVID wearing barrels on suspenders
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ https://t.co/R41NSCK4m3Oh man I hope it helped. I really really do. https://t.co/knj605RX4Mjfc what is happening https://t.co/rAhjXxr7rC❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ https://t.co/PoAVjhC0ZP
5/31
2020
People are in pain. We must listen. https://t.co/5PJ9gqyu1q
Retweeted by Patton Oswaltthread https://t.co/kLvnbOITeXHow to the black people https://t.co/iCBXIKTI8N
Retweeted by Patton OswaltCurrent peaceful protest at Pan Pacific Park. https://t.co/699QKClGB6
Retweeted by Patton Oswalthttps://t.co/ZiMF8muYxFI tweeted β€œFuck white supremacists” and it is somehow my most controversial tweet.
Retweeted by Patton OswaltGlad to see the protesters smelling this obvious trap. Be careful out there, everyone. Donald’s in a corner and he… https://t.co/sFSVgHFc0lπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ https://t.co/09RjusXGPcHoly shit THREADπŸ”₯⬇️ https://t.co/O9B5F7zkTz
Retweeted by Patton OswaltSo MAGA and black ppl are different. We knew it but thank for saying so... https://t.co/7XJdQ8i2Wd
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Retweeted by Patton OswaltYou can also see this in conservatives saying protesters are paid by George Soros because they can’t imagine any si… https://t.co/zvRlc346u3
Retweeted by Patton OswaltWHEN THE AMISH DO THINGS IT IS DEADLY SERIOUS. This is a moral emergency. I love them for it. https://t.co/ijSjCvAiBp
Retweeted by Patton Oswalthttps://t.co/uHcZwma30jI love these pieces by @KarenAttiah. https://t.co/iUgoDl65FLThis website is free. https://t.co/JmSb9iETb3
Retweeted by Patton OswaltAnd they assassinated him. https://t.co/9qzVEqkGRN
Retweeted by Patton OswaltI was so so moved by this, so I’m sharing it https://t.co/ahup1fOacw
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ https://t.co/o6PREwlkwY❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ https://t.co/HiKQfVi5zeblack people riot when their anger over being murdered and oppressed reaches a boiling point. here are some fun re… https://t.co/Ct6GTTAIS8
Retweeted by Patton OswaltY’know why you yell β€œvirtue signaling” when you see anyone be an ally to the oppressed or abused or β€œothered”? β€˜Cuz… https://t.co/MfsE17CS2dCredit: @toddalcott https://t.co/HicDHK1XXD
5/30
2020
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Retweeted by Patton OswaltLike so many of you, I’m pained by these recent tragedies. And I’m exhausted by a heartbreak that never seems to st… https://t.co/f5ny9loA6V
Retweeted by Patton OswaltLeaving the World Health Organization in the middle of a pandemic because he wants to spread propaganda while his p… https://t.co/F3iD2by1RU
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ https://t.co/Nd7Lr8Abry🎢 when the Malm hits your Blij like a Herg PlΓΆrven Flidge that's IKEA 🎢
Retweeted by Patton OswaltOn @CBSThisMorning Saturday @Mistahwax checks in on those delivering a different type of remedy during the pandemic… https://t.co/AklQCqlEbD
Retweeted by Patton Oswalti like presidents under whom the official white house twitter account doesn't have to be labeled for inciting racis… https://t.co/nDWyjXzNIF
Retweeted by Patton Oswaltthere are two cnn reporters in minneapolis. see if you can guess which one just got arrested. https://t.co/JAsmNT1GDx
Retweeted by Patton Oswalt❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ https://t.co/AFcDnIkxwMSome great advice to any young comic starting out from @pattonoswalt Check him out on this week's @GettinBetterPod… https://t.co/wrfx7BjgFQ
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Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/IRPXgfCN9dcan’t believe corona blew a 28-3 lead to racism
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ https://t.co/J9QSH5nIsBSanity and leadership, folks. https://t.co/g6MlJsKThbThey’d rather do all this than simply charge a killer who was caught on tape killing.
Retweeted by Patton Oswaltgod bless @blainecapatch https://t.co/Kbhy6lyFWTReported https://t.co/qAdFm7G53q#25thAmendmentNow https://t.co/5BUwDICbRe#25thAmendmentNow https://t.co/Ny9e6mb0DB#25thAmendmentNow https://t.co/EVB40Zv3P6I can’t BELIEVE I get to be in this company. Thank you @FANGORIA!!!! https://t.co/XwGOioIB48This is some creepy, collapse-of-society shit. Frustrated, lonely psycho realizes he can dress up like a surreal Do… https://t.co/fWxn0Q0Z1U
5/29
2020
100,000+ lives lost across the country. 1,700,000+ confirmed U.S. cases. 40,000,000+ unemployment claims filed. Do… https://t.co/Z3VOCPFC2O
Retweeted by Patton OswaltMy daughter’s class is learning about The Great Depression so they all watched THE JOURNEY OF NATTY GANN and they’r… https://t.co/Ki1uCwnc1x100,000 dead was YESTERDAY, Donald https://t.co/5oOQ6TO8GLThank you Josh! Donate if you can! #MinnesotaFreedomFund https://t.co/j2w0e8mMfKMatched. https://t.co/QmxJAzR0RH https://t.co/SazLHhjtYxπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/79cFi64LtPSitting on my front porch playing β€œHummingbird or Murder Hornet?”couldn't agree more, Zodiac https://t.co/1QNUMbWGgF
Retweeted by Patton Oswalt❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ https://t.co/h5JkjlEHIoYou’d dig the new @pattonoswalt @netflix special. https://t.co/je4HEXYqbK
Retweeted by Patton OswaltIf there are more powerful things on Twitter tonight, I haven’t seen them. Watch this. https://t.co/pDH01D68vV
Retweeted by Patton OswaltπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ https://t.co/FSWbxZTOcqGreat talk, great listen! Tune in! #TheQuarantineTapes https://t.co/6AIgPdaBHeBlack man with no gun ends up dead. White protestors go into state houses with long guns & AK-47s & aren’t even arrested.
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5/28
2020
Oh my God. https://t.co/kA8zDsESrmOh man the closed captioners at @netflix had a better title for my special all along. #ILoveEverything https://t.co/zUeomlCSyqDid not know I wielded this authority. https://t.co/bxfRTFlf17the first tequila shot I take at a bar when all this is over better kill me
Retweeted by Patton OswaltTONIGHT!!!! #AgentsofSHIELD https://t.co/nKdp571OkGπŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ https://t.co/w8JlGxWVF6Yeah, every time I RT one your vids somewhere in my replies there’s a self-satisfied MAGA doing a Biden lip sync vi… https://t.co/4IKaAkQEAz"Cen-O-Bite!" - deleted Jimmie JJ Walker death scene from Hellraiser III
Retweeted by Patton OswaltLove love love @sarahcpr. And it's so funny watching MAGAts posting videos where they lip sync Biden and contort th… https://t.co/aXMEc7Nuh5πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡ https://t.co/JPRs2HsTNL#ILoveEverything https://t.co/B1f9WjpYzp"The FCC are acting like town clowns trying to put a bear bite on ol' Georgia Jimmy's right to CB with my fellow jo… https://t.co/PYLH37Eho6
5/27
2020

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