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Said this on @whatatimepod but “All the bears are fat this year” is truly a beautiful, lyrical sentence to me…“Ahead of tonight’s debate, Fox News is closely following reports that Joe Biden may have enrolled in the Extremis… at the TeePublic folks! $13 tees and more! Check out our new designs, both based on riffs with T-Shirt Consult…
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanAnd on the 🤩 BONUS EPISODE 🤩 @bryanyang makes his return to the pod as we talk about the bad things you csn discov…
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanFolks, this week’s episode has everything: Costco’s $1.50 Hot Dog controversy, the MTA man cave, Richard Nixon’s ol…
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanevery voter has an assigned early voting site (see below from NYC BOE). more information:
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👄 Teaser trailer for a new Mouth album, 9/30/2020 👄
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanOh FUCK yeah chat got a little wild NEW DOG GOT INTO MY OIL PAINT????
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Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @jcrutchmer 50% Ear(s)I mean this as a compliment, The Rock looks like the Fruit of the Loom grapes.
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanHeaven Is For Real write a completely unrelated book called like HOW TRUMP TRUMPED TRUMP: TRUMPING THE TRUMP TRUMPOCRACY with th… a blair witch ever tried to do blair witch shit to me i would knock its ass out
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanJeff Hardy is 43 years old. Insane
Trump: The whole time I'm saying, what is this? There's two Jake Gyllenhaals. Then at the end you see this spider,…
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @Malcolmvelli RIP Karma @ColinHanks Do they sell FBI badges for people to film themselves chucking in the water? If not, seems like an untapped marketI know, I know, The Jesse Farrar “Ol Donny Trump” Post but come on man!!! myself laugh out loud imagining the sound that accompanied this Angry James Dolan pic on the 🤩 BONUS EPISODE 🤩 @HalleKiefer joins us as we talk all things horror movies, whether we believe in ghos…
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanFROM THIS WEEK’S EPISODE: Kath shared the interesting way she was taught about the planets in school 🪐🌎🌖
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanFolks, this week’s episode has everything: Van Morrison’s anti mask song, Pepsi puts you to sleep, the hover board…
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @NicoleConlan Ooh have not! @pattymo someone made a compilation video of him crying that is so good - I tossed it in here...I love him so much 😭
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @megh_wright The first episode his first piece of criticism was like “STUPID!” and I thought he was mean then I und… only just gotten into the pottery version of GBBS, “The Great Pottery Throw Down” - their Paul Hollywood is co… @andrew_durso This guy can’t catch a break. Getting attacked by alligators on datesWatching “Haute Dog” and saying “Look at him. Look at him” every time a dog is on camera
Liberty Mutual having two (2) jingles in every LiMu Emu commercial is a vulgar display of power. Knock it offmessed up that this is far and away the most successful thing I've ever made and I drew it in PaintNET when I was 14
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @crusherbort Replacing “Sir. SIR” with “Ma’am. MA’AM”This is some KaBlam! looking shit here
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanThis is wild to me! processing the news that scenes from A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE were shot at the Rosebud Motel @BrotiGupta @DylanGelula Yeah couldve done this in like March tbh @DylanGelula Signing this one really puts it over the topcan you imagine the first guy to discover venus fly traps. just watering a plant and it bites you? i would call a priest. dylan
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @shutupmikeginn “This move’s more for the back of the room” @shutupmikeginn It’s missing the apostrophe but they’re girls’ girls, kinda like comics’ comicsFREDDY MERCURY X STRONG SAD respect for the guy who made the Tom DeLonge cake on GBBS need to unite to defeat Trump in November. This type of "energy" is not going to get us there.
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanif you honk your car's horn longer than five continuous seconds your car should explode, i don't care what the other guy did
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanHonking your horn should cost hit points
*extremely zoomed in voice* Folks, Republicans straining to pretend they don’t enjoy this excellent request from JB. Come on man!
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @cjane87 It’s infuriatingly effective!Once again I must remind every media boss of the existence of the National Labor Relations Act.…
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanA week from today! I’m generally the easiest to beat up of any lineup I appear on, but this takes it to a new level in particular is a drag as a loss of A Fun Thing, but as someone who was in school one million years ago, the… virtual Kelly Clarkson Show audience members awkwardly dancing to Vin Diesel's new song is the funniest thing I…
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanwell, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
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@wildbirdfund @erikmschneider @barry I’m sorry, the pictures were from this morning and when I went back to check a… @rachelholliday @barry @wildbirdfund I went back to the spot (pics are from like 8 hours ago) and no sign of him in… @megaclang @barry I just walked back to the spot (this was earlier today) and he’s not there or anywhere nearby, so, fingers crossedSaw a truly primo lil guy today looks like a press conference for someone who’s been lost at sea.
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @robdelaney THIS is what I wake up to. Giving up on todayLet’s. Go @Shudder Thank YOU, Shudder!Episode 3: “Shayna, who is your favorite character from Martin and why is it Dragonfly Jones?”…
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*to the tune of “Jungle Boogie”* ♫ GET A FLU SHOT ♫ @dave_schilling @Buncahn Katz’s. The Best @Buncahn Get yourself a famous “slice”
@ItsPhetz This guy gets itActually, by not working out, I’m being very savvy in that I’m allowing my body additional time to recover,Now that we've raised game-changing money for 24 candidates we're ready to swap in a slate of 8 NEW Give Smart cand…
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanThis really has been amazing, thank you so much. We've now raised more than $300,000 for state legislative candida…
Retweeted by Patrick MonahaniOS 14 lets you customize* your Home Screen more than ever before! *make look like total shit. Just awful. But if… Devil ALL The Time? In this economy?
Lars Discovers A Single Raw Green Tomato
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @mikescollins Sorry for unintentionally big timing you, but at least my response wasn’t “that’s wild”
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanMay I offer you this small bit of joy in these trying times
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @eliyudin Items that can cause scratches on metal @willmenaker @ChrisThayerSays @touchingcheeses @bornferal Beautiful @MikeDrucker Would be remiss if I didn’t say I more than welcome, say, “Shadows” popping in but ultimately I’m fine…“a Gun”“Schitt’s Creek” run the god damn table let’s go
Encountered a powerful creature today have terrible news...
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanMad with space-saving power, vacuum sealing everything in sight @Malcolmvelli I have definitely seen this on my IG discovery page but I forget where. Somewhere in the East Village @Ethan_Booker This chair says “AHOOGA” when you sit downPrepare my Posting Chair shack just came on and my son asked “is that john mulaney?” i’m crying
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @TedDaughters Lol @pattymo
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @dave_schilling Toast’s audition for it is one of the funniest moments I can remember in recent TV, a cloud of cigarette smoke who covers his own mouth, warns of the dangers of secondhand smoke.
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This website in 2 weeks
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