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not the Train guy. cherries jubilee and that's it | cohost, @whatatimepod (https://t.co/WOpVe6hegs) | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo@pattymo.com

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🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/K9NSr0z3qS @davidcrosss @McLeemz Emmy (Emily) Appreciator here as well, @BabsGray Masterful @GriffLightning Forgive me.@TheTickTV features an eclectic cast of highly toyetic characters including superheroes, supervillains, monsters,… https://t.co/PDmJup3i3G
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanTearing through my local novelty store on release day, shoving aside everyone in my path, with one singular focus:… https://t.co/h58OCw9AQ5Just realized this https://t.co/88gRbBhaCl @rlloydf70 Oh damn I forgot about this oneThinking about the funniest album title of all time again https://t.co/xGyP2ZnHqk
2/16
2019
@rachelmillman ACCORDING TO SOURCES, https://t.co/ZuEk0t1qNlDifficult to overstate how normal a guy you’d have to be to 1) read your sister’s sexts in the first place and 2) l… https://t.co/Gpqjq2PCfl*extremely “Gore Bellows” voice* Folks, https://t.co/m7sa40qMAuJust gave the brushoff to a supermarket entrance clipboarder whose opening line was “Hey sir, I bet you wanna know… https://t.co/6NNW4KQ2Kv
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanProud to announce the launch of my personal lifestyle app https://t.co/hm4a89dl4VThis knocked me off my chair https://t.co/CR8O2RjSSn
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanwhen u finally get the thing that was stuck in your teeth out of your teeth https://t.co/CytcQJ9CIN
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @cd_hooks The Heminator. @randygdub That one guy definitely isn’t stupid. No sirI am here, Cher https://t.co/H97Cvw9CCP
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @pattymo This legit jump-scared me. https://t.co/gxJyXA0m1m
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanThat Guy You Recognize From Those Shows Can’t Remember His Name Either https://t.co/uWL2NOjpP2 https://t.co/RZD7vHMJvi
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @usedwigs Lol @boring_as_heck @SohrabAhmari @willmenaker The Right Is Starting To Get Better At Comedy And It’s Making Lefties Nervous @SohrabAhmari Tfw you dismiss the massacre of hundreds of civilians by US-trained troops >>>>> @GrantBrisbee My favorite was from during the SOTU someone trying to make something out of “His tie is tilted 17 degrees”A master at work https://t.co/kaw4Ruv864 @thetomzone Now you’re being Very Unfair to me! Equal time for us?“Declare a ‘national emergency’ then lose a bunch of lawsuits over it” isn’t quite “just lie and say the wall is al… https://t.co/l8TNrBzebuGood morning! This is terrifying! https://t.co/ewlDIPC1ma
2/15
2019
Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanNeed a last minute gift for your Valentine? Freakin, sign em up for @whatatimepod bonus episodes at https://t.co/I3zU8qA8fN already @oldmanweldon “I’ll tell you one thing I didn’t steal from him - his disrespect for women.”All the principled small government conservatives out there freaking love the idea of the executive branch seizing… https://t.co/Rql6a8cmbl @nichcarlson I love to let weirdly thin-skinned giant conglomerates do whatever they want without making a peep abo… https://t.co/RnhvoUgnB7jacking in https://t.co/PsYJQ0gJqI
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan🤩 NEW EPISODE 🤩 @alex_navarro joins us to talk Child Fight Club, some disturbing rogue octopus news, and The Ballad… https://t.co/tkPMVqJR0E
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @vrunt https://t.co/CtB4jm7KLCハッピーバレンタイン!! #valentinecards https://t.co/TwysRTDmJI
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @vrunt (To the tune of “Hot Dog Lunch”) Come on baby wolfman son. Did anyone do that yet♫ MOTORIN’ ♫ https://t.co/Bj8oQtq4rc @gregorybrothers Ya hate to see itI’ll be out of town this week so if you want to see a show but do not want to see me, you’re in luck https://t.co/hgH7vw6sH3 @StokelyHathaway Best reaction shots in the bizSign up for the Bad Karma email list so we don’t have to make Facebook events anymore - c’mon folks, who doesn’t lo… https://t.co/CCTiiBkryd
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse funding billSex gifs
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanLol https://t.co/3M2ubQoJWk @GrantBrisbee “Over the ages our weapons have grown more sophisticated. In Gotham we tried a new one: Facebook ad buys” @pattymo 2004: Gonna write some code so that we can rate how hot chicks are 2019: Ra's al Ghul wants to give us mo… https://t.co/9C3RIYdK6F
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanIf you can, spare a thought for the Long Island City real estate speculators out there. Gonna be a grim Valentine’s… https://t.co/XtE3OtslsB2004: Yeah it’s called The Facebook, it’s a fun way to pass time between classes or whatever 2019: https://t.co/gYLG6JGAnd @gilbertjasono 💯💯💯I have never related more to Jeff Bezos now that he has flaked out on a promise to go to Queens
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanNext month there's a critical Pennsylvania House election where the Republican candidate seems to think that Pizzag… https://t.co/343EcDhqQo
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @tilyouregone Love to be of the exact age that results in me remembering that Tim Meadows was the guy in the car with OJThe quintessential twitter moment somehow managed to take place in 1994, when Al Cowlings, slowly driving around hi… https://t.co/6Anvvli4lq
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @tilyouregone Okay but here, is me https://t.co/SYfAQnPGlcHoward Schultz’s consultants are currently spinning the fact that 98% of likely voters (2% margin of error) said th… https://t.co/L03UJIJQIiI would get so fucking blasted here https://t.co/zKzTo1Teqz
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanWelcome to Twitter ladies. A married man, who mainly follows, and interacts with only women, will be assigned to you shortly
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @darth https://t.co/yOIi5EzHttThis tweet has been tagged on 3 different bad take people today who i've never heard of before in my entire life an… https://t.co/UsVczlU6Oh
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @crulge @iamchrisscott @libbycwatson Get her TimVery upsetting! https://t.co/CuGRKFz8rT @thisdiegolopez I believe it’s former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort.The thing this site excels at, above all, is debuting new people to get mad at every day
2/14
2019
open letter, to the man who told me that they should make an app for "Shutting the fuck up" during my town hall web development conference ;
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanWhen your plea deal gets voided https://t.co/ayRE3GnVxd[Colossus noise from the X-Men arcade game] https://t.co/LhXzN1TmNb @mikeabrusci https://t.co/tl6HhSnifj @mikeabrusci Tap that icon in the bottom right corner to switch from selfie to regular camera, playa @TommyMcNam God. @MaxBoot @IlhanMN @CFR_org Your Boot levels are too high dude. Turn em downI Crave That Vegetable https://t.co/OOcCWZ2K3P
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan.@karengeier is good https://t.co/G9YLTRzPmF @Marc_Normandin Also would have said “CEO of a company with one employee” energy , so this seems to track @Marc_Normandin Strong “future billionaire” energy hereWhen someone breaks out the mouldy jam https://t.co/g01gRek5gN
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanhttps://t.co/7ZyVBBGrtDMan Driving While Making YouTube Video To Explain How PC Culture Destroying America https://t.co/Lv1tGiasDw https://t.co/cyAODNivyB
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @willmenaker British politics is wild, manKinda shocked there isn’t a Trump tweet lauding the Yankees for signing proven winner Jacoby EllsburyWhy does the Mucinex Man look like he’s psyching himself up for suicide-by-cop https://t.co/ISb1ldMZrI @gmelucci @KarenAttiah @theferocity @esquire If you’re aiming for nuance, one way to achieve that might be refraini… https://t.co/csIoAggywu @gmelucci @KarenAttiah @theferocity @esquire When someone says your magazine’s cover story was stupid https://t.co/819OXgDrwpWinky... thank you. https://t.co/Vv8UC3SaXx
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan“I’m supposed to believe the warriors ride these giant creatures without ANY sort of creepy ponytail mind meld?” https://t.co/v7aJBAKkZQWe stan an Assman https://t.co/gkIkGdCEpX
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @benkling I do Welcome anything to help me feel justified in finding the whole “choose your own” deal too exhausting to even attempt @alexqarbuckle I kind of assumed it was Scavino originally but who knows. Maybe someone advised that un-RTing is th… https://t.co/Hf2RThSNfOGonna be thinking for a while about the post I saw dragging Opportunity, the probably dead Mars rover, for being a… https://t.co/S2YqdW4CPC @RepMarkMeadows Get bent, loser!Lol this is still up. Normal man here, who definitely enjoys animals! https://t.co/TRWCQbdHL0 @KrangTNelson So it would seem. Pretty rockin’!BREAKING: Boomer Brain Destroyed By Too Much Computer https://t.co/5pn3sb258rI’m on this week’s episode of What a Time to Be Alive to talk about shark bongs and wandering octopuses, among othe… https://t.co/t2kChdhdbe
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanAnti Vaxxer- “Put a needle in my arm? What’s next a pill in my mouth? A scalpel on my skin? Metal in my hip? Receiv… https://t.co/YcZJHSjFon
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanA moment of silence for the little robot that could and its poignant last message “My battery is low and it is gett… https://t.co/WlNJSdJapY
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanWinky... thank you. https://t.co/Vv8UC3SaXx @Sethrogen https://t.co/udowri5rPm
2/13
2019

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