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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. | @whatatimepod (https://t.co/WOpVe6hegs) | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo@pattymo.com

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Said this on @whatatimepod but “All the bears are fat this year” is truly a beautiful, lyrical sentence to me… https://t.co/zxN18NU4y6“Ahead of tonight’s debate, Fox News is closely following reports that Joe Biden may have enrolled in the Extremis… https://t.co/7aYmOXRpDaSale at the TeePublic folks! $13 tees and more! Check out our new designs, both based on riffs with T-Shirt Consult… https://t.co/qo2nwiIUlW
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanAnd on the 🤩 BONUS EPISODE 🤩 @bryanyang makes his return to the pod as we talk about the bad things you csn discov… https://t.co/8tdzoXZN10
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanFolks, this week’s episode has everything: Costco’s $1.50 Hot Dog controversy, the MTA man cave, Richard Nixon’s ol… https://t.co/yaIqLKNUgL
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanevery voter has an assigned early voting site (see below from NYC BOE). more information: https://t.co/itd2fZ6zqZhttps://t.co/qWGSIebCGq
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @KevinMarshall Savvy Art Knower over hereFree Goggins if anyone needs one https://t.co/e5w3KkMwBHhttps://t.co/6IhcbEp3ay https://t.co/ODLPDT2lTR
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9/29
2020
👄 Teaser trailer for a new Mouth album, 9/30/2020 👄https://t.co/57oNMF06xv
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanOh FUCK yeah https://t.co/1jy3Pfe8ldBoys chat got a little wild https://t.co/PhXDAOljb6MY NEW DOG GOT INTO MY OIL PAINT???? https://t.co/jbAQPOUipN
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Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @jcrutchmer 50% Ear(s)I mean this as a compliment, The Rock looks like the Fruit of the Loom grapes. https://t.co/YDSdkO4MbR
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanHeaven Is For Real https://t.co/0bioKtgyQ5Gonna write a completely unrelated book called like HOW TRUMP TRUMPED TRUMP: TRUMPING THE TRUMP TRUMPOCRACY with th… https://t.co/V3woPavsDJif a blair witch ever tried to do blair witch shit to me i would knock its ass out
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanJeff Hardy is 43 years old. Insane https://t.co/K1KqQLV7j6
9/28
2020
Trump: The whole time I'm saying, what is this? There's two Jake Gyllenhaals. Then at the end you see this spider,… https://t.co/aLsQdECk7V
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @Malcolmvelli RIP Karma @ColinHanks Do they sell FBI badges for people to film themselves chucking in the water? If not, seems like an untapped marketI know, I know, The Jesse Farrar “Ol Donny Trump” Post but come on man!!! https://t.co/qcJP3vcJJ9 https://t.co/HFgOzbosCiMaking myself laugh out loud imagining the sound that accompanied this Angry James Dolan pic https://t.co/Ye3KqUGaFFAnd on the 🤩 BONUS EPISODE 🤩 @HalleKiefer joins us as we talk all things horror movies, whether we believe in ghos… https://t.co/ryKAORJlFS
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanFROM THIS WEEK’S EPISODE: Kath shared the interesting way she was taught about the planets in school 🪐🌎🌖 https://t.co/jWOMRf1qTB
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanFolks, this week’s episode has everything: Van Morrison’s anti mask song, Pepsi puts you to sleep, the hover board… https://t.co/A3hzqp3TLb
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @NicoleConlan Ooh have not! @pattymo someone made a compilation video of him crying that is so good - I tossed it in here...I love him so much 😭 https://t.co/ugPbgG5mV9
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @megh_wright The first episode his first piece of criticism was like “STUPID!” and I thought he was mean then I und… https://t.co/F92MPjBBkAHave only just gotten into the pottery version of GBBS, “The Great Pottery Throw Down” - their Paul Hollywood is co… https://t.co/dhiYIEoFMR @andrew_durso This guy can’t catch a break. Getting attacked by alligators on datesWatching “Haute Dog” and saying “Look at him. Look at him” every time a dog is on camera
9/27
2020
Liberty Mutual having two (2) jingles in every LiMu Emu commercial is a vulgar display of power. Knock it offmessed up that this is far and away the most successful thing I've ever made and I drew it in PaintNET when I was 14 https://t.co/UjvnGYqv42
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @crusherbort Replacing “Sir. SIR” with “Ma’am. MA’AM”This is some KaBlam! looking shit here https://t.co/SUyjdc6ZYf
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanThis is wild to me! https://t.co/N7tGiefLD2 https://t.co/u9OBMAXhVkSlowly processing the news that scenes from A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE were shot at the Rosebud Motel https://t.co/TMLKVh3AhS @BrotiGupta @DylanGelula Yeah couldve done this in like March tbh @DylanGelula Signing this one really puts it over the topcan you imagine the first guy to discover venus fly traps. just watering a plant and it bites you? i would call a priest. dylan
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @shutupmikeginn “This move’s more for the back of the room” @shutupmikeginn It’s missing the apostrophe but they’re girls’ girls, kinda like comics’ comicsFREDDY MERCURY X STRONG SAD https://t.co/yZ9inxqIzBMaximum respect for the guy who made the Tom DeLonge cake on GBBS https://t.co/mR9XJxl8kcWe need to unite to defeat Trump in November. This type of "energy" is not going to get us there. https://t.co/HQcXQPvoOJ
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanif you honk your car's horn longer than five continuous seconds your car should explode, i don't care what the other guy did
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanHonking your horn should cost hit points
9/26
2020
*extremely zoomed in voice* Folks, https://t.co/j54eCjiVKDEnjoying Republicans straining to pretend they don’t enjoy this excellent request from JB. Come on man! https://t.co/NP8kC4zSjC
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @cjane87 It’s infuriatingly effective!Once again I must remind every media boss of the existence of the National Labor Relations Act.… https://t.co/aE7XuB3qj4
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanA week from today! I’m generally the easiest to beat up of any lineup I appear on, but this takes it to a new level https://t.co/9GtxTe0k8nThis in particular is a drag as a loss of A Fun Thing, but as someone who was in school one million years ago, the… https://t.co/6eoEvjRCXGThe virtual Kelly Clarkson Show audience members awkwardly dancing to Vin Diesel's new song is the funniest thing I… https://t.co/XAiW5L6QsR
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanwell, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions https://t.co/wU5M4el4x6
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9/25
2020
@wildbirdfund @erikmschneider @barry I’m sorry, the pictures were from this morning and when I went back to check a… https://t.co/9f5wudvjL7 @rachelholliday @barry @wildbirdfund I went back to the spot (pics are from like 8 hours ago) and no sign of him in… https://t.co/kgD55tm4MM @megaclang @barry I just walked back to the spot (this was earlier today) and he’s not there or anywhere nearby, so, fingers crossedSaw a truly primo lil guy today https://t.co/ejOlRMpQLHThis looks like a press conference for someone who’s been lost at sea. https://t.co/1CSBOm2Uex
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @robdelaney THIS is what I wake up to. Giving up on todayLet’s. Go https://t.co/Tx3sdIrqc3 @Shudder Thank YOU, Shudder!Episode 3: “Shayna, who is your favorite character from Martin and why is it Dragonfly Jones?”… https://t.co/KHhlKZUl6N
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9/24
2020
*to the tune of “Jungle Boogie”* ♫ GET A FLU SHOT ♫ @dave_schilling @Buncahn Katz’s. The Best @Buncahn Get yourself a famous “slice”
9/23
2020
@ItsPhetz This guy gets itActually, by not working out, I’m being very savvy in that I’m allowing my body additional time to recover,Now that we've raised game-changing money for 24 candidates we're ready to swap in a slate of 8 NEW Give Smart cand… https://t.co/GMzkD4ikOZ
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanThis really has been amazing, thank you so much. We've now raised more than $300,000 for state legislative candida… https://t.co/velI9tOzzN
Retweeted by Patrick MonahaniOS 14 lets you customize* your Home Screen more than ever before! *make look like total shit. Just awful. But if… https://t.co/KhBAo6szHBThe Devil ALL The Time? In this economy?
9/22
2020
Lars Discovers A Single Raw Green Tomato https://t.co/ZOCyP1JU7b
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @mikescollins Sorry for unintentionally big timing you, but at least my response wasn’t “that’s wild”https://t.co/oqsf6rtAU6https://t.co/ztznLId5fl https://t.co/2J2iMWGVc2
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanMay I offer you this small bit of joy in these trying times https://t.co/oSsLXn19LL
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @eliyudin Items that can cause scratches on metal https://t.co/LCZYxJhyFg @willmenaker https://t.co/Unqvdx7sjI @ChrisThayerSays @touchingcheeses @bornferal Beautiful @MikeDrucker Would be remiss if I didn’t say I more than welcome, say, “Shadows” popping in but ultimately I’m fine… https://t.co/DLYz0ogq54“a Gun” https://t.co/Ymx8lhaQe0“Schitt’s Creek” run the god damn table let’s go
9/21
2020
Encountered a powerful creature today https://t.co/wL3qTN3KxAI have terrible news... https://t.co/otCmRGETQe
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanMad with space-saving power, vacuum sealing everything in sight @Malcolmvelli I have definitely seen this on my IG discovery page but I forget where. Somewhere in the East Villagehttps://t.co/1Kzki8Ad14 @Ethan_Booker This chair says “AHOOGA” when you sit downPrepare my Posting Chair https://t.co/bpEWgr7s3mlove shack just came on and my son asked “is that john mulaney?” i’m crying
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @TedDaughters Lol @pattymo https://t.co/VG4m1OFjNW
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @dave_schilling Toast’s audition for it is one of the funniest moments I can remember in recent TVhttps://t.co/WCUUsuZBgD https://t.co/2c34vsHcEOKemuimon, a cloud of cigarette smoke who covers his own mouth, warns of the dangers of secondhand smoke. https://t.co/qLZER1HLOt
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9/20
2020
This website in 2 weeks https://t.co/5MSud1QCcO
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9/19
2020

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