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@CharlieDaniels Spritz Summer. Let’s goToday is so hot the Mother’s Hot Food guy didn’t send it back to the kitchen. Remember that guyBack on it @ChaseMit @brenduhbay lol @swin24 of the best we’ve got @McNaughtonArt Very cool and normal Jon! @sexyfacts4u @zandywithaz The opening credits are truly terrificVoit cleared concussion protocol and isn’t scheduled for any more tests. If a normal person got hit in the face wit… Voit got beaned in the face and seems... mostly fine, instead of dead?Just saw a guy in a windbreaker outside. Fucked upOFFICIAL STATEMENT ON TODAY’S WEATHER: west explaining to donald trump that he has to use a dollar sign as the s when he tweets about a$ap rocky
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @HaveAnA1Day Partial credit @tinybaby Sorry I’m not “hip”Quick, guess which famous person is randomly in the front row at this show. Wrong a guy throw trash in a dumpster) "HEY, asshole! My kids play in there!"
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“I’m Martin Urbano, and this is my Comedy Amateurclass.” Wow, can’t believe I got to make an episode of a TV show!…
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan🤩 NEW EPISODE 🤩 Cold iguanas continue to terrorize Florida, a not-at-all-flawed plan to rush Area 51, and one hell…
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanKarma tonight folks! @ryandonahuman! @urgirlblair! @prisonpete! @eliyudin! Me (ugh)! And more! @libbycwatson Can’t decide if “laser engraved” or “reusable” is funnier. I think “reusable”Paying $1.50 a straw to destroy the Libs about “Life With Louie”, the children’s cartoon about a child Louie Anderson @aklingus Get it gurl @NickAmadeus I think this is right. #1 is DEFINITELY right @GMPaiella Not good, folks!
We are the future, Charles, not them.
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Retweeted by Patrick Monahan“We’ll give them human bodies, but make them the size of cats.” The decree of a true madman @hayesdavenport I switched to having mine emailed and I regret the loss of post materialCATS (2019) @davidgross_man Very normal post Candice!Plus, if you subscribe you get over 60 bonus episodes full of gold. This week we talked about The Noid AT LENGTH
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@LukeMones So, that’s NOT a slay?See you soon, Seemingly Everyone Who Works In New York Media @bad_takes Simply epic humor in the replies @jaketapper Are you guys gonna interview Spencer for his thoughts on this too? He’d probably go on recordThis frog absolutely knows it is called dumpy
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Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @man “Deplorable” is a word that should be uninvented. Saying someone “owns” something/some issue. Probably a few moreI have officially placed “squad” on the list of Politics Words I Beg You Not To Say To Me
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanHave some concerns about the new (acting) Labor Secretary, The “One Quarter Portion” Guy