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not the Train guy. cherries jubilee and that's it | cohost, @whatatimepod (https://t.co/WOpVe6hegs) | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo@pattymo.com

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@mikeabrusci I’m the Cheddar Goblin nowAnn turn your monitor on https://t.co/7GF6tQVnTWEveryone in MANDY is having pretty much the most normal one of all time @BobbyBigWheel I feel like him appearing in this all of a sudden is...not great @nickciarelli Does that hat say “Tang”, as in Poon?BIG NEWS: Episodes are gonna be coming out on Mondays for the foreseeable future, starting this very Monday! Wow! Unbelievable stuff!
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @GoOffKings Goof KingsStarting to think Senate Republicans aren’t actually interested in getting to the bottom of this Kavanaugh stuff!
9/24
2018
When you really get down to it there are only two plausible scenarios for Huey, Dewey and Louie's father: either he… https://t.co/68N9SYbZVV
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanzendaya is meechee https://t.co/zE6rXniAnQ
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanI love to keep my high school calendars for three-plus decades, then use them to demonstrate that I wasn’t at a cer… https://t.co/DFj58oZZHOYou should subscribe to Luke’s newsletter imo https://t.co/O7clHaBlKGWill never not be wild to me that there are *two* governors on the chopper at the beginning of PREDATORTONY: That feel...when bae texts first [everyone mumbling in approval] PAULIE: You said it, T SIL: Ain't nothin' like it
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanBy 2022, science says we will have achieved Joker singularity: a Joker movie that reboots itself during the movie https://t.co/jyJ8Mmp4mi
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan🤩 STANDUP SHOWCASE 🤩 TUESDAY 9/25, 10 PM STAND-UP NY FREE WITH 2-DRINK MIN THIS LINEUP? 😚👌 https://t.co/sXJBJ8l3So
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanIt’s been said but it bears repeating that running the Dark Universe graphic before THE MUMMY was *such* a brutal self-own @pattymo It's free real estate https://t.co/3GS5rrQAKm
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanWow two years ago today and these bad costumes are all still incredibly funny https://t.co/7fK03SjsyD @eldescanso @joshgondelman My iguana goes on my RIGHT shoulder thxPaul is doing some freelance promotion for the show on Tuesday. Total mensch https://t.co/Gb8MLEd3cy
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @MrJonCryer God forbid someone advising her demonstrate awareness that some politics are at play here @Ethan_Booker This is a classicthinking about having a seventh beer https://t.co/9vPlLeiehe
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @JohnFugelsang https://t.co/K5VNUAOE5x @JucheMane https://t.co/BgsuFXw0Op @karengeier Rabies. Scabies. Mickey Rooney Sugar Babies. @Gabrus That’s because people on the island have RESPECT @Mobute If they’re gonna be Those Guys they should at least know the fucking rules! Show some respect! @pattymo https://t.co/dEnbUr8P2Z
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @veryimportant Throw the ball again please. @Evan_Hadfield I have the book but no, this just pops into my head every so oftenThis sequence should be in the Louvre https://t.co/RtrkkKlXqxThe wine imparts a foreign bitterness. How could he betray me? We were brothers. I fall to the ground. Execute a partial curl. One last rep.
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanAS THE GUILLOTINE SLIDES TOWARDS MY NECK, I PRODUCE A TINY BARBELL I'VE BEEN HIDING IN MY MOUTH AND LIFT IT WITH MY TONGUE. ONE LAST REP
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanI DRIVE OFF OF A CLIFF AND SCRAMBLE TO RIP THE AXLE OFF OF MY CAR AND LIFT IT ABOVE MY HEAD AS I PLUMMET TOWARDS CERTAIN DOOM. ONE LAST REP
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @randygdub @cushbomb Reese Witherspoon should be the new Joker @danieljpowell @NikkiGlaser https://t.co/pyln3inKmj @AdamWeinstein Holy shit @TruthNodule @willmenaker Lol @jessespector System 100% designed to punish one of two teams, Yankees are on the bad end of it for now
9/23
2018
@CNNRGLDN @bonerhitler God I didn’t even notice that. Mother fuckerLook at this lean! This is a fucking disgrace https://t.co/0143dBbhvW @bulkUSBchargers Don’t sign your posts by using your nickname for Greg.Elbow. Shameful https://t.co/AUaVess5qk @PFTompkins “Comedian Arrested At Arrival Gate” @ChristFinnegan @PFTompkins @pattymo /In the same tone and cadence you'd use to say "any married couples out there tonight?" "Do you see?"
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @PFTompkins @pattymo “One ticket, please. Great, what do I owe?” “...You owe me AWE...”
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @PFTompkins Attention is attention!! @pattymo https://t.co/NwrwKNxiak
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @david_j_roth Imagine being so rich and otherwise occupied that you come to moronic Society realizations a full ten… https://t.co/WXu0Nrwo0n @corysnearowski What if they were the same. Damn... @gayh0rney The first replies to that tweet lolhttps://t.co/OtUf9s3H0L @husbandsrevenge @willmenaker Jesus Christ lolhttps://t.co/31MK4mlW5g
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan*David Lee Roth voice* KAVANAUGH
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanWhoops! https://t.co/5YO8QHKI3lThe perverse pleasure of watching someone hold up traffic while failing to parallel park >>>>>Ah just kidding, when asked for comment by the Times his mom indicated that she didn’t hate him. Take that, Libs https://t.co/ppaXXFYMMXWow that’s this coming Tuesday, just several days from now, can you believe it https://t.co/hPstEMP10Z @aklingus “My family despises me, but DeplorableSherri has my back”Lol https://t.co/gJBDimVHJgBeing hated by my whole family to own the Libs https://t.co/JNE1Fw6jcT @natefridson @christichiello @JuliaLouisOlson @KennyDeForest Swedish pancakes definitely don’t need to have their clothes tailored @pattymo checks out https://t.co/KcMkTsi4EF
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @christichiello @natefridson @KennyDeForest Now I’m just glad to be in a thread with royalty @cushbomb Ooh and Pumpkinhead, just his whole deal. I saw that movie waaaaay too young at a birthday party @christichiello @natefridson @KennyDeForest Hm. You both make good points @natefridson @christichiello @KennyDeForest Nate is a populist hero imo @cushbomb The toilet ghoulie in GHOULIES 2. The face in the FRIGHT NIGHT posterIt’s gonna rule when the Trump administration issues an order mandating that everyone fav and RT conservative tweet… https://t.co/6faxCg09OHDJ: Am I more than you bargained for yet ME: I’VE, BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANNA HEAR, CAUSE THAT’S JU… https://t.co/0pAvalfvDg @samlymatters @mikeabrusci Sam hooray. Doing this bit again because it is so funny to me https://t.co/S6hkIN2mLe @veryimportant Throw it again please. @veryimportant Throw the ball. @samlymatters @bowenyang Me wishing you both congratulations on all of your success https://t.co/NLcccxvaBl @JohnRossBowie @maggieserota HEED! @PFTompkins Gary Larson really undersold the shininess @ChrisCubas https://t.co/nDMJKVwB7BCRUZ: Now my opponent here isn’t willing to use his emergency slime on behalf of the people of the Great State of T… https://t.co/7TI72cPQWl @YourManDevine Yes hello barkeep, I’ll have the fryered chicken sanded wich @sexyfacts4u “People in this town used to make things. Like bad poems”Whom among us does not enjoy a Lowered East SideThe best to ever do it https://t.co/Xe9cNjSX1fTed Cruz ended the debate by evacuating his emergency slime glands @eliyudin Congrats on making Reddit. More like Ribbit.It’s Friday baby time to let loose https://t.co/gUEv4TkB2f
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @randygdub Lolhttps://t.co/lfZ3pqQKim
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanabsolute bastard . of all the fingers you couldve given me, it had to be the middle one
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @briancgrubb Icon @dankmtl https://t.co/O2zZSA9qqF @EdWhelanEPPC Apologizing isn’t a defense to a defamation claim EdCongrats to childhood @LukeMones on opening a small business https://t.co/XNLHsFq5Yg
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9/22
2018
*extremely Guys’ Night voice* Folks, https://t.co/0B7N9lWdNb @pattymo @SamiSchwaeber @Nate_Marshall @tveitprivilege @Reidrb46 @eliyudin https://t.co/Iub6OqDDc2
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanThis ad has to have the biggest wow moment of any political ad I’ve ever seen https://t.co/2wwTqygX15
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @crulge WonderfulFROM THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: On imagining Roseanne's fictional T.V. death https://t.co/rS4PfsDPm1 https://t.co/ONcygKtueg
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9/21
2018

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