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not the Train guy. cherries jubilee and that's it | @whatatimepod (https://t.co/WOpVe6hegs) | gram: @pattymo | contact: pattymo@pattymo.com

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@NickMillerMusic @Yelix Hell Yeah, Baby @EminemMoBamba Just like a “why does my son want this toy? You know what, who cares.” @EminemMoBamba I had a toy Krumm with actual hairy pits and eyes on elastic bands. Don’t make em like that anymore @EminemMoBamba Krumm rocksDoing that dance move where you dab a million times in a row on both sides and knocking like 15 drinks out of peopl… https://t.co/BNCjNkjRJrI used @Shazam to discover Everybody (Backstreet's Back) by Backstreet Boys. https://t.co/2bw4d47xSrFeeling... different... more refreshing, and looking more toward the future https://t.co/xpiv3VlND9 @nickciarelli Shrieking and destroying all of my Funko Pops @BAKKOOONN The Tyler Student has become the Tyler MasterYou vs. the guy she told you not to worry about https://t.co/vEcdESpWqoLook, if "Simply Irresistible" isn't in the trailer, I don't wanna see the goddamn movie.
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @andylevy I got a print as a secret Santa gift at work a couple years ago. ClassicWhen you notice how young everyone else is at the bar https://t.co/KEuRqF9Drq @ByYourLogic Biden: “I Will Always Be Weird Inside, I Will Always Be Lame”A small beast approaches. https://t.co/qWzdeFL09fThis rules but nothing will change the fact that BLADE and BLADE II both fucking kick assHoly shit folks https://t.co/EAE5NDXhvC @BAKKOOONN Oh hell yeah @LydiaBurrell Here’s you. https://t.co/M25vguIxKxFolks, if you “liked” this Viral post, you’ll also like @whatatimepod. “Check it out”
7/21
2019
@CharlieDaniels https://t.co/4tjRn1LCkrAperol Spritz Summer. Let’s goToday is so hot the Mother’s Hot Food guy didn’t send it back to the kitchen. Remember that guyBack on it https://t.co/HnHDuq9uio @ChaseMit https://t.co/jgszux42H3 @brenduhbay lol @swin24 https://t.co/UOSX6reFryOne of the best we’ve got https://t.co/MQ4hRdXGgE @McNaughtonArt Very cool and normal Jon! @sexyfacts4u @zandywithaz The opening credits are truly terrificVoit cleared concussion protocol and isn’t scheduled for any more tests. If a normal person got hit in the face wit… https://t.co/EA474ofQrnLuke Voit got beaned in the face and seems... mostly fine, instead of dead?Just saw a guy in a windbreaker outside. Fucked upOFFICIAL STATEMENT ON TODAY’S WEATHER: https://t.co/2fwRlX8Wdzkanye west explaining to donald trump that he has to use a dollar sign as the s when he tweets about a$ap rocky
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @HaveAnA1Day Partial credit @tinybaby Sorry I’m not “hip”Quick, guess which famous person is randomly in the front row at this show. Wrong https://t.co/dlA6I0ruPN(watching a guy throw trash in a dumpster) "HEY, asshole! My kids play in there!"
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanThe mascot for Nippon TV is Da Bear, who always wears a fanny pack. https://t.co/pxTRkMFhBz
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanWhy does this dog look like a man though? https://t.co/dCRphLm6Vc
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @TimDuffy Long DogSaw these guys before. Check em out https://t.co/hTAu8EGdyk @crushingbort The people in the improv show are right*extremely busy end of the week voice* Folks, https://t.co/HB68Oz7oxs
7/20
2019
“I’m Martin Urbano, and this is my Comedy Amateurclass.” Wow, can’t believe I got to make an episode of a TV show!… https://t.co/7YhhFMC9d3
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan🤩 NEW EPISODE 🤩 Cold iguanas continue to terrorize Florida, a not-at-all-flawed plan to rush Area 51, and one hell… https://t.co/RVvRjFxZuB
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanKarma tonight folks! @ryandonahuman! @urgirlblair! @prisonpete! @eliyudin! Me (ugh)! And more! https://t.co/iwoAVyEmg4 @libbycwatson Can’t decide if “laser engraved” or “reusable” is funnier. I think “reusable”Paying $1.50 a straw to destroy the Libs https://t.co/2xIhN78XnTThinking about “Life With Louie”, the children’s cartoon about a child Louie Anderson https://t.co/DVuVD4h7uS @aklingus Get it gurl @NickAmadeus I think this is right. #1 is DEFINITELY right @GMPaiella Not good, folks!
7/19
2019
We are the future, Charles, not them. https://t.co/O12oKYp7mg
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @CouncilmanMoody Kindly go piss up a rope, Bill @crushingbort A powerful return to the posting sceneKenny Loggins may be trending, but he’s alright. Nobody worry bout him @cooperlund Oh godI just read the Wikipedia summary for CATS and this is...basically accurate? What a truly deranged piece of art https://t.co/I1xgr2ErlSAnd we love the Cats, don’t we folks? We love Rum Tum Tugger. We love Mister Mistoffelees. He’s magical! Grizabella… https://t.co/yVahnTEZ4J @inthefade https://t.co/BYuVtlgnAQChilling stuff https://t.co/6rvtL1mCaCThe cats in Cats (2019) will have realistic spiked penises
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @MrPhetz Wonderful Fran.https://t.co/Uj6OUuWWEO
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan“We’ll give them human bodies, but make them the size of cats.” The decree of a true madman @hayesdavenport I switched to having mine emailed and I regret the loss of post materialCATS (2019) https://t.co/egJeLcWG93 @davidgross_man Very normal post Candice!Plus, if you subscribe you get over 60 bonus episodes full of gold. This week we talked about The Noid AT LENGTH https://t.co/zAmU7PFruC
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Retweeted by Patrick MonahanI regret to inform you that this fat little bird looks delicious and I’d eat it in like two bites https://t.co/pcAZeo7f2L
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanTV EXECUTIVE: we need a comedian to star in our new sitcom THE JANITOR, A YOUNG JERRY SEINFELD: why is it you mop *… https://t.co/e0Agbo5prj
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanHey all, I was laid off from a big podcast company recently and am in need of a new gig. Do you or anyone you know… https://t.co/kN7AN8jM63
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan“GOING DOWN FOR THE BIRD” https://t.co/toxlFnb3SZ @pattymo https://t.co/3IksT0Tekw
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @samscottmpls God damnAfter a certain age, the true headliner of any concert is Lower Back PainI’m very far from the stage but I can’t express strongly enough that the drum kit has “CARLY RAE JEPSEN” written on… https://t.co/clC7CJspFMWow this shit sucks man! https://t.co/OJfF3ShIMy3 people DMed me in the last 24 hours saying I looked like Wyborn from the movie Coraline. and its something you ha… https://t.co/fn1E9WGfpl
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7/18
2019
@LukeMones So, that’s NOT a slay?See you soon, Seemingly Everyone Who Works In New York Media https://t.co/aYZgZWJSYL @bad_takes Simply epic humor in the replies @jaketapper Are you guys gonna interview Spencer for his thoughts on this too? He’d probably go on recordThis frog absolutely knows it is called dumpy https://t.co/o6MgY7CtOH
Retweeted by Patrick Monahanand whispered your name https://t.co/8HZhAD7UO2
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @DanHopp Gonna be thinking about this one for a whilethe controversy about the true meaning of “bad to the bone” continues to rage ..... https://t.co/ZaoexO09bT
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Retweeted by Patrick MonahanNot returning my emails is playing right into Trump’s hands
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @husbandsrevenge Referring to yourself as the SquadPod God is simply too much @JordanUhl *applying Goatee and Bangs filters* https://t.co/I2cgQJaViv @JordanUhl This creep looks like he was edited in FaceApp/Eyes swirling rapidly in opposite directions, awash in a gigantic QAnon-themed t-shirt, shut up tight in a home li… https://t.co/7AOEVn3ICi
Retweeted by Patrick Monahan @man “Deplorable” is a word that should be uninvented. Saying someone “owns” something/some issue. Probably a few moreI have officially placed “squad” on the list of Politics Words I Beg You Not To Say To Mehttps://t.co/0vZb1CEXuj
Retweeted by Patrick MonahanHave some concerns about the new (acting) Labor Secretary, The “One Quarter Portion” Guy https://t.co/KN2tJJcZBr
7/17
2019

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