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Doing my best to be a feminist, dad, husband, and Sr. Social Media Strategist at @copafuji.

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Joined Twitter 7/8/08


Meanwhile, at Kenny G's girlfriend's house, Rick Astley acapella's "Never Gonna Give You Up" on the porch while hol… https://t.co/zWakjRNaak @knitpurl @geekgiant Oooooh, snack room, though!Happy Valentine’s Day to my boo👻, @nikkibalcerak who, as this picture shows, is beautiful and capable/strong/badass… https://t.co/PaIQRKlQYV
2/14
2019
@geekgiant @knitpurl https://t.co/o5cpZgG1G7 It'll change your life.UPDATE: Man smoking pot finds tiger in abandoned house, says he thought he was hallucinating, according to police… https://t.co/cTONcMBIoS
Retweeted by Paul Balcerak @knitpurl You gotta upgrade to some of that TJ's burrata 👌What I like to think/hope about is the idea that one day we'll go back there and find it, and then one other day, m… https://t.co/uqlHIOmHB2 @kimerrikin "Afford"? I'm a bird. My existence is a ceaseless exercise in fights to the death. I'll get that house.DO IT https://t.co/wGYzSEfBh8 @kimerrikin But also birdhouses (which are sometimes in trees)Shit, I'm a bird, which one do I do? https://t.co/fCDTxUuAzJ @Andrew_Gall That's Judy, not Carol. @komonews THE ANTIQUITIES ACT, WHICH CAROL DOES NOT FULLY COMPREHEND
2/13
2019
Will you accept this vote? 📨#thebachelor #waelex https://t.co/yxi6MR1QSL https://t.co/u7Sd4YFDiZWe’re voting, and teaching our kids about voting, while we all simultaneously watch #TheBachelor in case you were w… https://t.co/yy2Xr20pO6
2/12
2019
Me, using the internet for learning: https://t.co/ABywmE0i7f
2/11
2019
Seattle snow rolling in like https://t.co/UJ7dHtlHFHFrom @NWSSeattle… …yup. #wawx #wasnow https://t.co/atFrLPxVOi
Retweeted by Paul BalcerakThis debate about “late-term” and “post-term” abortion has been eating away at me for the last week. I’ve mostly be… https://t.co/BQ60XS0pW6
Retweeted by Paul Balcerak @JKCorden Didn’t you, like, kiss Sean Spicer at one point?Y’all are gonna burn through those carbs on Day One. https://t.co/Emn0vbw8AL
2/8
2019
@samstuesser @Andrew_Gall I must drink this. I don’t know why. I don’t know why I do this to myself. But I must.
2/7
2019
@komonews https://t.co/h09czylj4JThis is one of the best brand guides I have ever seen. https://t.co/hClZ3mqplh
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2/6
2019
@BECU @TriforceFusion Hey, I'm having a similar issue. I just get an endless loading loop when I try to log in.😱 https://t.co/ohpXSDWyGG
2/5
2019
@knitpurl That’s a dynamite color 👌 Pink + gold is a dope comboFun fact: this is the first Super Bowl in which wings consumed by me outnumbered the sum of the final score.For the past month, every time I've walked past a gas station with my girlfriend, I've turned the price of gas into… https://t.co/9g65thqP4B
Retweeted by Paul Balcerak @kaitlynbristowe No one was entertained.This secondary should be called The Large Golf Umbrella because their coverage is so good.
2/4
2019
What’s the process like for un-training drug-sniffing dogs for places that legalize marijuana?
2/2
2019
#FlashbackFriday to that one time I pronounced two of my best friends husband and wife and then apparently placed s… https://t.co/TwD3Nwn5n6
2/1
2019
If I was in the NBA, my whole thing would be how gently I dunked. I would dunk so gently. Like a butterfly landing on a newborn fawn.
Retweeted by Paul BalcerakDads everywhere: <places hands on hips> <looks at grass> https://t.co/QbBgrhtJeo
1/30
2019
Hey, @DelishDotCom. This is bullshit. It's 2019. You can take me off your list right now. (I've been trying to uns… https://t.co/afCDB7uomU
1/29
2019
@kimerrikin I will MOVE the HEAVY bike with my large MAN MUSCLES, but I will NOT RIDE the BIKE — that is for BIRD-M… https://t.co/UVEb498660Thread 👌 https://t.co/2q6LyOOLUbAll political leanings aside, I seriously wonder if this guy could carry his "own" state (WA) in either a primary o… https://t.co/3tbaXcVlbemy god https://t.co/AH4PbaJglK
Retweeted by Paul BalcerakParmesan Reggiano and the Full Effect
1/28
2019
@komonews A parrot who is legally licensed to carry a gun
1/26
2019
i want my life to be just like this https://t.co/3RhuT8ocqs
Retweeted by Paul Balcerak @bfujikado I mean, usually it's wine.Big win for anti-vaxxers here in Washington https://t.co/bnilS51FCUI just offered a couple of my coworkers some chocolate that they did not know was 90% dark chocolate, and honestly,… https://t.co/xBr4eWvk0W"...Look for ways to invest in local news because that is where it matters most. Good god, you think Washington is… https://t.co/YNCy317Fkg @Robinsonpost Oh, haha. I mean, it's a documentary and we're all living it. @tracksmith Boom! Gonna get me some socks, then :) @tracksmith Do you still have free NDO calendars (w/orders)? @Robinsonpost YOU'VE NEVER SEEN WINTER SOLDIER??? Amazon it today.I missed this when it came out. It works...*too* well. https://t.co/twEf0zhLw5Dawson's Taco https://t.co/hrUl23d4lo
1/25
2019
@brainpunch Generation ZZ TopUpdate: 💪 https://t.co/1k2sGtTJW0
1/23
2019
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1/22
2019
Then: Drinking Coors Light on a patio in Arizona all day. • Now: “Dry January” 😐 #latergram https://t.co/oJh5CwpriK https://t.co/FvPAH51QHN
1/21
2019
@JSLtweets @matthiasellis I don't have enough of a stake in the Apes franchise to have an opinion. My only complain… https://t.co/EpO4ysnrbR
1/19
2019
@JSLtweets @matthiasellis You call it "the Burton planet of the apes" like it's not actually "the Wahlberg Planet of the Apes." @JSLtweets @matthiasellis I totally missed the spoilers (I lived in Australia at the time and checked the internet… https://t.co/140dNtjLFX @matthiasellis The Village had a great eerie vibe and had a handful of amazing shots. Glad it's up there. @seattlerams_nfl @RamsNFL That's a badass jacket.
1/18
2019
#likeaboss https://t.co/kYjuG9cDeV https://t.co/kCeOOiJT8z @LRLJHNSN Damn. I am truly sorry to hear that. Let me know if I can Venmo you a bottle of wine. Seriously. @kimerrikin Always buy your horse wrestling tickets in Oregon. It saves on sales tax. @knitpurl And then... https://t.co/D6U5UEt5Xv @komonews Live cobra
1/17
2019
When it is eventually Russell Wilson's time "2 sleep," that period will last roughly 17 uninterrupted years. https://t.co/4ZGlR6z0Zuhttps://t.co/lPJVx1tmBb
Retweeted by Paul BalcerakAnother busy day teaching horseriding lessons to my clients https://t.co/lgjzYI36Hk
Retweeted by Paul BalcerakMeanwhile, the CWU Horse Wrestling Club has been officially disbanded after multiple casualties at its first and on… https://t.co/u4jIJCQZ73 @MelodyLea Ice hockey. Seriously. @MelodyLea Exactly. Now, excuse me while I encourage my kids to participate in obscure sports with favorable schola… https://t.co/QPXMzMwtQtThis is absolutely healthy mindset and it makes me think that Conan is better-adjusted than almost anyone who has a… https://t.co/gJ5LUdanug
Retweeted by Paul Balcerak @jameshamblin He also used the term "unpresidented" that one time.Hey! That's our @premera installation in the @CommArts Typography Annual. https://t.co/bvC0m2QMEy
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1/16
2019

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