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Paul Prince @pauldprince23 Didcot, England

Once there was a way to get back home

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Joined Twitter 6/16/19

If, If?? Surely Mr François just needs to buck up his ideas and be a bit more optimistic and believe in Brexit? (T…
Retweeted by Paul PrinceCarrying a gallows? No probs. Dressed as a broccoli? You're nicked. #ClimateChange #Brexit
Retweeted by Paul Prince @Ahwellnevermind Wolf whistling those wellies @EatMyHalo As much as half? I’m surprised. @gunsnrosesgirl3 0.25 sI preferred Joe Pasquale when he told funny jokes.
Retweeted by Paul Prince @gunsnrosesgirl3 153 @gunsnrosesgirl3 The green and purple cars are dry underneath. Suggests red car has recently parked. @gunsnrosesgirl3 96Mark Francois is raging! Boris Johnson promised him 2 things & it looks like he won’t do them: 1. To get the U.K o…
Retweeted by Paul PrinceI’m getting a real sense of deja vu here...... Conservatives using tax payers’ money to buy DUP votes. Anyone else…
Retweeted by Paul Prince+BREAKING+ Confirmed sources now reporting that Boris Johnson has offered the DUP (multiple) billions to vote for…
Retweeted by Paul Prince @LeonieMarianne When you’re the type that forgets to take your own child with you when leaving a pub it’s understandable.Today is a huge milestone for Mr Lumpy & Friends we reached 50,000 followers on the whole of Social Media after jus…
Retweeted by Paul PrinceThe François Waddle is the new Lambeth Walk.
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Brilliant, best laugh today. 1952 saw the end of trams in London, After half a century they're now starting to be re-introduced. Once a fam…
Retweeted by Paul Princethese people are a disgrace. what price freedom?
Retweeted by Paul Prince @mdecae Now I realise the mistake I made. @mdecae Of course I told her - she said she was happy being in the web @Ahwellnevermind Something wrong with her iris whilst you were still a pupil. @gunsnrosesgirl3 I’ve never seen anything like this before!It's not all doom and gloom: Telegraph Media Group's pre-tax profits fell 94% from £14.3m to £900,000 last year. W…
Retweeted by Paul Prince @gunsnrosesgirl3 Wow @Ahwellnevermind KestrelHehehe
Retweeted by Paul PrinceBREAKING: UK suspends the sale of arms to Turkey, although mainly as Liz Truss accidentally sold them to Saudi Arabia instead.
Retweeted by Paul Prince @gunsnrosesgirl3 Cool beansIn other news I think Naomi has walked out on me. Now there is just an empty web, slightly torn, that once contain… @Norma_Daiquiri @seery_o Brenda wouldn’t comment. Brenda lives her life by her rules. @WCullmac Mine in sewn in the back of my coat. @LeonieMarianne As a single man I can’t tell you how plagued I am by all the desires i recieve. Ladies, hold it tog… know there have been queues to visit the installation- thanks to everyone for their patience - soace is limited a…
Retweeted by Paul PrinceAnyone? Before I sell spares? form of Brexit is good for the People of the UK. No form of Brexit can be "done" in a day. No form of Brexit can…
Retweeted by Paul Prince @LeonieMarianne Next they could make some badges with an “I” on them so immigrants are easily recognised. That’s no…
Goodnight all xScientists: Earth Endangered By New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans
Retweeted by Paul Prince @miffythegamer haven’t seen you around - you ok?Your boss refers to black people as piccaninnies and Muslim women as letterboxes and bank robbers. Sit this one ou…
Retweeted by Paul PrinceI can't make the #PeoplesVote march ok Saturday. But if there is someone who is hard up but still going who could d…
Retweeted by Paul Prince @Charlie2102XOXO @RyanCullen90 @Charlie2102XOXO Good ruleI just lost my wallet on the way home from work. I didn't have much identifying info in there so a good Samaritan g…
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Retweeted by Paul Prince @Alan_Measles You might have made an effort @miracalix I was a bit obsessed as a kid. Did you see the Brexit disco record is up for preorder? @miracalix I love snoopy and Charlie. @thedreamonfire Looks good! @KarenKts11 Blunt @KarenKts11 😂I’d rather David Tennant than Angelina. Emily Blint would be nice though. @xrrot I lost my virginity to the same person that day I don’t want to know how I was gonna was the night of the day that we were togetherI got a bad feeling about this, it’s Monday. How did that happen? Good morning all.There are calls for @piersmorgan to be fired over his views on gender. Should he stay or should he go?
Retweeted by Paul PrinceIt *was* a beautiful grizzly bear ... until you shot it.
Retweeted by Paul Prince @miracalix It’s an Aniop
#Brexit - a view from Thailand (Bangkok Post)
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Retweeted by Paul PrinceGoodnight all you lovely people. Today turned out rather well. Going to bed a happy bunny. Sweet dreams all. @miracalix @SloughForEU @HuwpHuw idea @miracalix @SloughForEU @HuwpHuw I love the I dearly of a slow dance to "No Deal" @miracalix @SloughForEU @HuwpHuw it wasn't that funny. @miracalix @SloughForEU @HuwpHuw Also people with Irritable Bowel Syndrome would form a resistance group and protes… @miracalix @SloughForEU @HuwpHuw Priti Patel is not that keen @miracalix @SloughForEU @HuwpHuw I know...I was kidding aroundTHIS IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE BEST THING TO COME OUT OF YEARS OF BREXSHIT 👇 it should be number 1 #article54 thread
Retweeted by Paul PrinceLove this song @alison__cotton I'm only a bloody cat mindreader! This is a turn up for the books. @miracalix @SloughForEU @HuwpHuw no leave - with those tunes who could resist...joking of course @popsicle_____ @MK17061 🤣J - Plenty of laughs ✌️F - Peace 🌗M - Moody 🎗️A - Making bread 🦡M - Badering someone 😇J -… @miracalix @SloughForEU @HuwpHuw I've been conditioned to be replaced by the titles but then, the disco kicks in. T…'s not dancing, she needs a wee and you are filming good @joonloons @GavinCurnow There's a reason why it was forgotten @miracalix @SloughForEU @HuwpHuw Hard is better!!!! Love it. 🤣Let's go WTO @alison__cotton Hope the cat closes the flap quietly @sarahcascarino because they are cauntsCate Le Bon - Crab Day Definitely right up there in my favourite albums this so much, especially the f… & The Focus Group - The Be Colony....I miss Trish's music and voice @LeonieMarianne We should get a Twitter singles club and all go on a massive holiday. @wawwoski1 Goodnight and sweetdreams to you too @Charlie2102XOXO I know. I’m against it. But it’s a way of getting ID cards and Tory voters accepting it. @josephinewiggs Looks like a giant wig @wawwoski1 It’s a good word. Nothing like watching happy dogs zoom @wawwoski1 I had to look “zoomie” up. Makes sense now. @sarahcascarino @wawwoski1 @wawwoski1 How was your walk? @wawwoski1 I just ate it. Lovely. @sarahcascarino Cute @miracalix Right up my street :-). I also put a track from the Clangers kids tv show on the mix @miracalix Excellent. Yeah, only 4 years. @miracalix I will see if I have anything in a similar vein @miracalix Look on bandcamp. The label releases 10” in limited numbers. That one is sold out I think - I only have it digitally. @miracalix Thank you so much. I’m working on one for Halloween @miracalix Made my day, I’m easily pleased :-) @miracalix Chuffed that there is something on there you loved :-). @miracalix Do You Hear? By Rev Galen Okraina records cool little Belgium label. I found it via Delphine Dora @LumpyandFriends If I paint some stripes on my face and chew really loud will you look after me?