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Crux Crusher Cates @pengraffe Western Massachusetts

Climbing, books, and Netflix. Not much else to know about me. she/her pronouns.

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Joined Twitter 5/13/08


@AlHendiify I love his tiny friend.
10/20
2020
...yes https://t.co/RzZ3j3zoAL
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @haszombiesinit Poor little doodle.
10/19
2020
So just so I follow this story: Hunter Biden, who lives in Los Angeles, decides to fly 3000 miles across country,… https://t.co/amHhggxC1w
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @dantoujours What- this doesn’t sound totally plausible? My fave quote from NY Mag article about it: “The best thin… https://t.co/8IGru96iIu
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10/16
2020
Any discussion about what The Bible does or doesn’t condone is a distraction. The US is not a theocracy and relig… https://t.co/s0wtVj6lxI
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesIf you haven’t, PLEASE be counted in the census. You can do it online, it only takes a few minutes (30 seconds if y… https://t.co/2sPkexy88b
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10/15
2020
IDK who needs to hear this but, Black folks standing in hours long lines to vote isn’t a victory, it’s voter suppre… https://t.co/iRoe2faEy8
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10/14
2020
Marriage isn’t that serious to need to have a wedding during a pandemic.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @kslnewsradio yall couldve mentioned the fact that he ran into her cubs but yall decided to be messy
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesThe safest, healthiest cat is an inside cat. https://t.co/9SYj7mGY7F
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10/13
2020
@BarnacreAlpacas I’m so sorry for your loss. Such a sweet little guy. @AlHendiify @kath_rothschild Same! @AlHendiify https://t.co/WgIwan7ZYy @jabsNtriangles My older sister is Sarah Elizabeth, and my mom is Elizabeth Lucille.
10/12
2020
Retweet if you live paycheck to paycheck and have never attempted to assassinate anyone.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @hollyblack I hope you have seen this. https://t.co/WW66b3P97cFolks in the hood haven't planned to kidnap any governors. So maybe it has more to do with white supremacy than an… https://t.co/5ge9X9UZdo
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @AlHendiify It looks like the small square rock to the left of your left hand (level with your top hold) might give… https://t.co/OgG577qpq1 @AlHendiify Nice
10/9
2020
@Formorphology I’m very Team Ground Sloth and other mega fauna.Susan Page: Vice President Pence, are you prepared to take over if Trump were to pass away? Pence: I like turtles
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesJust to be clear: there is nothing “pro-life” about denying people comprehensive sexual education, making birth con… https://t.co/bt2R6fyLei
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesThe. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesGo get him, @KamalaHarris. https://t.co/0D2oR2OIGm
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesFracking is bad, actually
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesAs soon as Pence started denying the existence of systemic racism, the fly got him! #VPDebate
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10/8
2020
every teen drama I’ve ever watched has prepared me to trust Claudia Conway more than any elected official
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @AlHendiify Breathing like that when he is on high powered steroids is a Big Deal.
10/6
2020
Don’t be afraid of Covid?! You’ve been under round-the-clock care by the best doctors using the best drugs. Do you… https://t.co/bWTU0aaIpI
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @AlHendiify Steroids make you feel fantastic...until you feel really really bad. @DaniRabaiotti I laughed so hard when I saw this. @AlHendiify Who the fuck doesn’t think that is weird. @CaitLammie @Nicole_Cliffe Omg, SO jealous.
10/5
2020
@haszombiesinit I love how they puddle out when they sit down.
10/4
2020
we cant WHAT???? https://t.co/xFWIdFALOd
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesIf Amy Coney Barrett uses such poor judgement that she doesn’t wear a mask or follow social distancing mandates dur… https://t.co/yg2tTaD0kQ
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10/3
2020
If you're a sad and lonely dude who can't get laid, joining the Proud Boys will only make that situation worse.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesStop asking candidates if they “believe in” climate change and start asking if they understand it. It’s science, not Santa Claus.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @AlHendiify So pretty!whoever is writing this novel we are in needs to calm the fuck down and write some long childhood reminiscence passages
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesFormer reality TV host tests positive for COVID-19 https://t.co/x3Eyu02fXl
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesHey, remember when the first lady said fuck Christmas, fuck the children? That was like, 90 minutes ago.
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10/2
2020
If you’re using someone’s lost pregnancy to troll about abortion you might not actually be the Christian you think you are.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @chrissyteigen I’m so sorry for your loss.
10/1
2020
white women rise up do the bare minimum on Election Day: roofie your republican husband and vote for the non-fascist
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @KSydneyHubbard @Nicole_Cliffe Is Sarge a Great Pyrenees?.@VanJones68 summarized the debate perfectly. https://t.co/9qaGVeGNqe
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesYou heard a lot come out of President Trump’s mouth. Can you name one thing he said to actually make your life better?
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesThat debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cateshe said "how do you feel about black people" trump said "i love the police"
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesHas anyone checked in on @HillaryClinton? Girl I’m so sorry.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesHey quick question does anyone living in an incredibly boring country want to marry me
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesJoe Biden spent the final moments of the debate urging Americans to vote. Donald Trump spent the final moments of t… https://t.co/Altz1izDX1
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @sally_j @Nicole_Cliffe That’s because “conversation pits” are clearly for sex.ATTENTION. ATTENTION. THERE IS A WOMBAT FAST ASLEEP ON MY MOTHER'S SILVERBEET. https://t.co/kVDPTX1KEw
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates“Will you shut up, man?” - Joe Biden, speaking for...most Americans
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9/30
2020
@BarnacreAlpacas He is so cute! Is he growing at a normal rate? He still seems so tiny!My mantra for today Black people kayak Black people rock climb Black people fish Black people hunt Black people su… https://t.co/dDQOu08qyu
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9/29
2020
RT this if you're a woman and have been on a date with a man, that has nothing to do with your industry, has told y… https://t.co/nLZ2Sh1PxN
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesWho’s gonna tell him 😳 https://t.co/SnYj4KSDwS
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9/27
2020
@AlHendiify https://t.co/YtM6iqtEaOLADIES LOW RISE JEANS DO NOT HAVE TO COME BACK IN STYLE IF WE DO NOT LET THEM. I BELIEVE THIS IS A COMMON CAUSE WE CAN ALL GET BEHIND.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesSource: This is JSC: Tom Marshburn https://t.co/Gu38bL3aPe via @YouTube
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @rstevens Like rice crispy treats! @AlHendiify I feel really bad for the one guy pictured who was a pituitary giant.Don’t use machine learning like that. Between numpy, facial recognition at zoom & Twitter, and now this physiognom… https://t.co/e8Qa5JuUBV
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9/26
2020
The best part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreos have come up with
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @ChelseaHerps It’s never too late for that.My least favorite current movie trope is when the iconoclastic free spirit defiantly throws away their psych meds a… https://t.co/IqbWoXOTGr
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @Annaleen @haszombiesinit Thank you for this gift.
9/25
2020
@IsobelCarr It’s possible he is both, but the father is a Duke thing...that’s a Problem. @MeanAnimals Classic Basset Hound behavior.a mere two years since they announced gritty and everyone in philly said what the fuck and then the nation said wha… https://t.co/q7Abxz1vg4
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesLouisville Police now saying, “We’re going to arrest every single person who is here right now.” There are thousan… https://t.co/q9UidNBrsn
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9/24
2020
@AlHendiify He looks like an Animal Crossing character. (I’ve spent a lot of the pandemic playing Animal Crossing.) @AlHendiify I didn’t think it was legal for toddlers to marry.
9/23
2020
@rstevens That’s AWESOME. @124VictoriaRoad @nbcthegoodplace I love it! @AlHendiify Don’t feel bad! Little kids don’t have to unlearn bad habits associated with other sports, and they don… https://t.co/D92w3uHvU3
9/22
2020
just realized i am more scared of our government now than i was in 1998. and that’s saying a lot. A. LOT.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesVoting 3rd party is a vote for Trump.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher CatesWhat the actual fuck! https://t.co/Teyx3ZS0g0
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @theashleyray A white noise machine might help! @foxfeather Sometimes you can really tell that Great Pyrenees are one of the founder breeds for Golden Retrievers.
9/21
2020
Fascist power doesn't care about consistency, rules, fairness, precedents, truth. Fascist power does not respond to… https://t.co/9vKFvfXW2m
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9/20
2020
watching @AOC on live, [generally quoted:] "we're all tired, but this is what authoritarianism is supposed to do. I… https://t.co/nwwbDzOMjn
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Catesbad news. the dinosaurs don’t even want to touch mitch mcconnell
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9/19
2020
@BarnacreAlpacas Congratulations!Weird cuz Khomeini did this same exact thing in Iran when I was in elementary school: https://t.co/fymbOgDnVD
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @AlHendiify But is it Friction Labs chalk? @ChelseaHerps Is it possible that iced tea guy is also a serial killer, because I am from the American south and ev… https://t.co/f86CKcr3pCEverything is terrifying and I just have to keep living. Okay.
Retweeted by Crux Crusher Cates @ChelseaHerps So sleepy and wrinkly!Excited to be the 1,417th 😎 on @BackerKit for Visionary Vultures Enamel Pin Collection. Thanks @foxfeather https://t.co/O1zjeh0NTt
9/18
2020
@illuminallie_ @Rachel_Sennott OMG, my favorite pens 😍😍😍You only look at masks as oppression if you’ve never experienced any https://t.co/bDvI4miqXr
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9/17
2020
Does anyone have a scrap of J.K. Rowling’s clothes that we could let a dinosaur smell? Not for anything crazy haha,… https://t.co/BRhW2JnwJs
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9/16
2020

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