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Man. Nerd. National treasure. In that order.

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Joined Twitter 3/21/11


@GReschenthaler @realDonaldTrump Yeah. You watched a different program. Your boy’s a crook through and through. May… https://t.co/0dQXfR98QE @BradleyWhitford @RepAdamSchiff This is an accurate statement.Watching Oliver Stone's "Alexander" for my #FriendlyFire homework. We're all agreed this is a horrible movie, yes?… https://t.co/wdmJTTDwdy
11/20
2019
@GReschenthaler @realDonaldTrump Waiting for you to show how much of a hypocrite you are and start questioning Lt Col Vindeman’s record. @BreeElizabeth Hahaha. I meant Ben or Adam. I’m WELL versed in “Perfect Strangers.” That was appointment viewing in my house. @BreeElizabeth Which one’s Balki? @mnioannou @Mets Strong pass
11/19
2019
@jaketapper Why is she keeping people from Democracy, though.... @jodyavirgan Known colloquially as “Dufresning”Watched "Top Secret!" for my #FriendlyFire homework, which was a joy b/c of how much I love Zucker Bros comedies. M… https://t.co/QEDJXYgJKd
11/18
2019
@BenjaminAhr The stars at night are big and bright....
11/17
2019
I took NyQuil last night, which means I get to spend today asking everyone what year it is... https://t.co/cjmesWS0Kq
11/16
2019
@JK_Woodward @CutForTime @BenjaminAhr @IDWPublishing Damnit JK! Just when I think I can’t like you any more... @GReschenthaler @HouseGOP It’s disgusting how willing you are to be blind to reported facts about the president’s criminality.It is remarkable that (1) @realDonaldTrump is craven and stupid enough to lob attacks from the WH while Amb. Yovano… https://t.co/pUprA2Q9ZB
11/15
2019
@bkontheair @007 @Thunderballs007 @esquire @ForBondFansOnly Favorite: Goldfinger Least Favorite: Not familiar with this conceptToday was a long and stressful day, but then I came home to this news! Congrats @JdeGrom19! Super proud of you!… https://t.co/pXRtVex9yl @GReschenthaler A couple of problems, though, moron. The record shows: 1) Even WH incomplete "transcript" makes i… https://t.co/jrdlXGxD4G
11/14
2019
@eatatquarks @SenToomey Needed that. Thanks. @mikiebarb @nytmike Had my 3rd grader listen along. Thank you for a unique and interesting take and for encouraging kids to ask questions.
11/13
2019
@SenSchumer Oh. Wow..... This is the wrong take.
11/11
2019
@eatatquarks You could do worse than "Beach Volleyball Enterprise"..... @realDonaldTrump Oh sweetheart, you plead guilty to charity fraud though.... https://t.co/hssal2SBKG
11/8
2019
My neighbor has had Christmas lights up since Tuesday, and I just cannot deal with this. https://t.co/8sgnKtsi0z
11/7
2019
⚾️✍️ RT TO WIN ⚾️✍️ Retweet this for your chance to win an autographed baseball from @carlosbeltran15! https://t.co/tgEUx2rt5Z
Retweeted by Stephen Shepard
11/5
2019
@MeetThePress @mitchellreports @TomColeOK04 By this same logic, all charges of attempted murder should be ignored.
11/3
2019
@BenjaminAhr @NetflixFilm @MaxFunHQ This movie earned that 5 Suit Jacket rating, but man......heavy stuff.
11/1
2019
The scariest thing about this Halloween is realizing how difficult it’s going to be to carry my cocktail thermos wh… https://t.co/SftitgxcmN148 days until Opening Day
10/31
2019
@goodreads WWIII....China vs US & Russia @GReschenthaler Keep up the lies, Guy. Desperation seems to suit you.
10/30
2019
@GReschenthaler Stop. Lying. You. Rube.
10/29
2019
Found a kink I didn’t know I had: criminal presidents getting booed at baseball games… https://t.co/jr3tEwGkri
10/28
2019
@doublemacc Well, you could. Butt no one would believe you... @sdohar Listen, I’ll always show up for Henry V.... @sdohar I could manage Dinklage as Richard III or Prospero...
10/25
2019
@alamodrafthouse JAWs.....I was 4 https://t.co/FmlsVCKDiW @GReschenthaler @realDonaldTrump @MarcellusGas @SHALEINSIGHT You 👏 are 👏 a 👏 moron 👏 @eatatquarks I have watched the "Mitchell" ep more than any other MST3K. Cannot be beat! https://t.co/V0cASwLBhn @TVietor08 @LindseyGrahamSC Yes. Really explore the space...
10/23
2019
@BenjaminAhr @billtilley1973 @CutForTime Hope you guys have a great tour! Sad timing doesn’t allow for a trip from… https://t.co/DVVVX6EET8 @johnroderick What if you purchase a custom car horn that verbally states, "Oh, BY ALL MEANS, please, WELCOME."....… https://t.co/s4aEecGPmn @GReschenthaler @RepDougCollins @SpeakerPelosi @HouseDemocrats Congressman, you know full well that there is no sta… https://t.co/nw0fW8hOoMI was unaware this was my nightmare...but here we are. https://t.co/Vl167owpYX @StarTrekRoom @startrekcbs What are Romeo's thoughts on Spot?Watching "The Bridge at Remagen" (1969) for my #FriendlyFire homework. Holy crap! How did no one tell me about this movie before!?!
10/22
2019
@BenjaminAhr @Gabrus It was a shockingly good and touching movie. Really perfect. https://t.co/b31905aVuJ
10/20
2019
@IJasonAlexander This is something I wasn’t aware of just how much I want it.... @eatatquarks There’s only one correct choice... https://t.co/rOgwtkfUFpPretty much sums it up... https://t.co/TFbkVLwzV7
10/18
2019
@robkschulte One assumes the only way you can interact with others in this mask is by saying... https://t.co/31aVgzYTiv @sdohar This is the correct response
10/16
2019
@jodyavirgan People don’t automatically do this 1-2 times a week?!
10/15
2019
@robkschulte Shots fired!!! https://t.co/XGAgVha42o @realDonaldTrump Hey moron, the White House transcript, which you released, prove the whistleblower report correct.… https://t.co/mb10frxrg8
10/14
2019
@doublemacc I never said otherwise. You brought up Steely Dan.
10/13
2019
@doublemacc That #ShortTreks ep was a delight! https://t.co/krWTAlH8WE
10/12
2019
@The7Line I’m pretty good... @doublemacc @nakamuranyc Can confirm.“The Trouble with Edward” was a gd delight! I will fight you!!! https://t.co/EfLvJmTmKi
10/11
2019
@robkschulte “One for you, and one for me. Two for you, and one-two for me.” https://t.co/X579AJdELD
10/10
2019
@GReschenthaler @WhiteHouse @SpeakerPelosi @realDonaldTrump Holy crap you are a nut job! 1) Impeachment is a right… https://t.co/JpjuQP5b4M
10/9
2019
@Thunderballs007 https://t.co/LEVZIpgt9f @BreeElizabeth 2 hosts 1 tub, right?
10/8
2019
@eatatquarks @ListeningToFilm I see you ride hard for The Riddler, too, huh? @craig_walmsley @JeffFlake At this point I believe the line has transitioned from reality and into that heady realm of myth...America’s worst person worried he might look bad.... https://t.co/R5dCBSuqh1
10/7
2019
@billtilley1973 @robkschulte @hibrittanyhigh Of course! After all, we haven’t even gotten to April Fool’s Day... https://t.co/AWSj4YEO3E @billtilley1973 @robkschulte @hibrittanyhigh This is a solid list. I’ll forgive the absence of Evil Dead 2, Fright… https://t.co/mfdp6O01yO @robkschulte You’re welcome
10/5
2019
@GReschenthaler @realDonaldTrump @HouseGOP This report literally came out 3 days ago, moron. The Trump policies th… https://t.co/Z9fArqctlu @doublemacc Hell yes! @doublemacc https://t.co/9Zket2SbMz
10/4
2019
@sdohar ...as one does @robkschulte They're able to get a hunting knife THROUGH a composite bathroom stall wall for a no look kill.… https://t.co/JrlwVo8y7x @ColinHanks What about the ones I really enjoy, though?
10/3
2019
Kids start singing @readingrainbow theme song at the table... https://t.co/XB5FPlVCnc @BreeElizabeth If you could go ahead and crush the Nats, that would be perfect.
10/2
2019
@jodyavirgan I had the same rule, and it was perfect.
10/1
2019
This feels significant https://t.co/rYoPd6yk6cGive that man an award! https://t.co/sKs6EIKPA3
9/30
2019
@thelaceylondon Say “I’m a dog person” again.❄️ 🐻!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚾️5️⃣3️⃣⚾️ https://t.co/nF9Otx5LuQ
9/29
2019
@BreeElizabeth Absolutely! But in a good way! Best of luck in the playoffs!
9/27
2019
@GReschenthaler Just to be clear, you’re saying you’re ok with allegations that President Trump solicited a foreign… https://t.co/3zhWWko841 @BreeElizabeth @theScore As a Mets fan....this tweet is less than helpful. 😒The President just threatened an American intelligence official with execution who gave corroborated information ab… https://t.co/pgA5DSXfb9
Retweeted by Stephen ShepardI blame @jonlovett for this. Without him, I never would have sought this out. https://t.co/b8WN4QhvlV @The7Line I will never stop loving this fucking team, no matter what! @TrekMovie ☝🏻@doublemacc
9/26
2019
@GReschenthaler It’s not a sad day for democracy, you dolt! It’s a day in which democracy takes action. If you thin… https://t.co/cKuoMGzHmp @doublemacc Solid tweetFinally the Dems have found some direction! #ImpeachTrump https://t.co/ijRdWnai5dI will die on this hill! #OxfordComma https://t.co/ceyVzUs2QMThis is the only correct path for the United States #ImpeachTrump https://t.co/zJRHcbPINEThis is insane and outrageous to say the least. https://t.co/hfqkC3R23g
9/24
2019
@doublemacc https://t.co/lp4FP3aP6D
9/23
2019
The woman behind me has said the phrase “pickled redbeets” about a dozen times in the last 3 minutes. 1) Who calls… https://t.co/dP8j0xgD5f
9/22
2019
Was reading a novel when “The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit” (1956) with Gregory Peck was mentioned as a war movie.… https://t.co/uYEU0CIuWi @keithawynn When one says “espresso,” can one do this? #AskingForAFriend https://t.co/ty9EoNS8p3
9/21
2019

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