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Bon vivant. Nerd. National treasure. In that order.

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Joined Twitter 3/21/11


How to mask https://t.co/Mm8IBTrNxd
Retweeted by Stephen Shepard @craig_walmsley @amconmag It would be physically impossible to write that sentence without breaking into laughter.
7/7
2020
@ianfailes It's "The Rock," yes?
7/6
2020
You can’t fix stupid......but COVID can. https://t.co/twzgOMMCr8
7/5
2020
Friends, when I say this to you, know that it is the truth: Grill your corn.
7/4
2020
@spaceshipsporn https://t.co/zuWC1L7vbK
6/30
2020
@doublemacc https://t.co/zrjQPBTkml
6/28
2020
@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @edhenry How does anyone not think of you as a shallow, whiny bitch?
6/25
2020
She has a point https://t.co/J0dmIQi8U0
6/23
2020
@craig_walmsley It was superb. @realDonaldTrump My dude. Literally nobody likes you. @realDonaldTrump You literally hired the guy. Stop pretending like he wasn't promoting your vision. @Haudricourt F that S exclamation point
6/18
2020
What a terrific thing! Thanks #StarTrek for supporting such a worthy cause! #StarTrekUnited https://t.co/Iqrl5JG80P
6/17
2020
@nytimes https://t.co/Jjtyb9rILNHey @netflix, I'm not saying you should add all of This Old House or New Yankee Workshop to your library, but I am… https://t.co/liA1y2E2pA @craig_walmsley Even Joker gets it... https://t.co/pn9JjL0NtUI don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re wearing a mask and it’s not covering your nose and I can see you… https://t.co/q9f5XJrHes @CutForTime Oh....it’s not the 1701 dolphins in the Cetacean Lab? Now I feel like a heel!
6/16
2020
@doublemacc @NottingHillNerd The only correct answer. @craig_walmsley @nytimes @grynbaum “I get a very sizeable paycheck to give a right-wing propaganda network the abil… https://t.co/xps8j7Lc9B
6/15
2020
@spaceshipsporn It wasn’t as good as the TNG game, but I wore this game out!
6/14
2020
@realDonaldTrump Racist Pres gotta racistI pray I get to do something this satisfying in my career... https://t.co/nimWJ6kFmxSometimes you’re having a nice evening. And sometimes you take a sip of wine only to find out there was a fly in it… https://t.co/EdQkBU1ozx
6/11
2020
@craig_walmsley This feels like the final straw for me.
6/10
2020
Oof! This hits a little too close to home... https://t.co/NLMUcMEv0I @billtilley1973 My boy Godzilla’s got our back! https://t.co/4EO1SK2wmEThe president is suggesting that the felony assault on a 75-year old man, which put him in the hospital in serious… https://t.co/uLGMetS9Nz @doublemacc https://t.co/ccl0PIAtOh @robkschulte What war story or aspect of military service do you think deserves to be told in a movie or has not be… https://t.co/EaWhow6ao8
6/9
2020
@realDonaldTrump WATCHMEN!!If there’s one thing I’ve always loved about Star Trek it’s the sense of universal community, respect, and inclusio… https://t.co/5Zf7BkseIm
6/7
2020
I enjoy this very much https://t.co/4yNPa324kt
6/6
2020
Because of course he was... https://t.co/9sVkoBrNcL @sdohar ........I just can't
6/5
2020
This is very good https://t.co/XaYw8unyyn
6/4
2020
@JonathanMaberry Tell me that you love me.The tear gas wasn’t tear gas. The photo op wasn’t a photo op. The protests weren’t peaceful. The death toll is exag… https://t.co/I35taRkuah
Retweeted by Stephen ShepardWhen 100,000 Americans died because of his incompetent leadership, this president golfed. When Americans peacefull… https://t.co/u0DpIbjViV
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6/3
2020
What I wouldn't give for @ewarren to be president! https://t.co/YNM0pYCJfr
6/2
2020
#EvergreenTweet https://t.co/12Fjlw6mRlThis. @realDonaldTrump is incapable of supporting the nation he is supposed to be leading through all of these many… https://t.co/MeC68752TD
6/1
2020
That moment when you spend enough money at the design store that they offer you a drink.... https://t.co/u5Z6TZanGm
5/30
2020
What’s the greatest car chase in movie history, and why is it “The French Connection?” https://t.co/5t3x6Wuox6 @doublemacc There were good people on both sides of the Nausican rally...
5/29
2020
@iamnotatwit @getplayedpod https://t.co/iNyx8PSjC5 @StarTrek https://t.co/lOJE7pW3TQ
5/28
2020
There is nothing quite as uniquely thrilling as a space launch! https://t.co/McNiF7DclH @GeeksOfColor https://t.co/GXIRhoF4yvGuys, I’m not here to tell you you have to play the Kenny Rogers station on Pandora, but I am here to tell you I’m not stopping.
5/27
2020
@zoidberg95 Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) https://t.co/uZ3nDYueHq
5/26
2020
I was never good with historic dates to begin with, but post-COVID, I guarantee I’m going to be at least 20 years o… https://t.co/xsTOJ6rDfl @jodyavirgan Jody........jodyjodyjody. This is a take I cannot get behind. @craig_walmsley @BorisJohnson #EvergreenTweet @billtilley1973 It’s been at least a decade since I last saw this. Very excited to watch it this week! https://t.co/9jQPsTOdoh
5/25
2020
@RandyRainbow State FailNearly 100,000 lives have been lost, and tens of millions are out of work. Meanwhile, the president spent his day… https://t.co/Xi1JseqZQH
Retweeted by Stephen ShepardThe administration must be held accountable. https://t.co/Kpni5ofMOJ
5/24
2020
Wicker https://t.co/fla1HjPP2k
5/23
2020
My Plans 2020 https://t.co/MIbr0SyII7Hans. Bubbe! It’s Movie Night! https://t.co/Fn76OF4anK
5/22
2020
@BirkMatt This is easily the dumbest shit I’ve heard this week.
5/21
2020
@craig_walmsley @doublemacc This is accurate @doublemacc @craig_walmsley https://t.co/PYDrf9kJDP @doublemacc @craig_walmsley Yes, but I call him a grunting to his face...Close the beaches https://t.co/0NuZPtXMsBAs a Virginian, I promise you potatoes are not something ever top of mind for us. Now if he’d said peanuts..... https://t.co/uSUnADicj2
5/20
2020
Just to ask the question: Doesn’t hydroxychloroquine have to be prescribed? Don’t we want to get Trump’s prescribin… https://t.co/f4p6nJx6Jg
5/19
2020
@daytonward Just had a flash vision of Trump on the “Justice” planet.... *shudders*
5/16
2020
@CutForTime What if I just like chomping on cigars?I am here for this! https://t.co/SiUHVylKjF https://t.co/KimBtTp6Om @Captain_Revo @StarTrek I’d spend fifteen whole dollars on Garak alone!This. This, everyday for the next 173 days! https://t.co/s4rtfdj0fU
5/15
2020
@CutForTime ....got no spit https://t.co/JcGRcs7hZr @StarTrek https://t.co/JnRe1P3eZZ @spaceshipsporn @doublemacc 👆🏻 @BenjaminAhr Enjoyed the hell out of going back to watch this! Thanks! https://t.co/Dsf0SocO8T
5/14
2020
@DanRather I’ll take “Things @realDonaldTrump Doesn’t Believe In” for $2000, Dan. @JonathanMaberry Patient Zero. Still going strong! @JJLendl Love it! Can't wait. https://t.co/cd0kxFAy26 @JJLendl I didn't even blink before clicking this link. But no 1981!!!! Here's hoping you expand it. These are terrific!
5/12
2020
Movie Night 🎥 🍿 https://t.co/ZY99eFH3Co
5/8
2020
Flynn pled guilty to lying to the FBI about his illicit Russian contacts. His lies do not now become truths. This… https://t.co/61hLUXCjhN
Retweeted by Stephen ShepardVery clear memories of watching this game and going nuts in my living room when #BigSexy went yard! https://t.co/4NGAusIN4j @doublemacc The most sinister scheme....EXCLUSIVE MEDIA RIGHTS IN CHINA FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS!!!!!
5/7
2020
@craig_walmsley @jaketapper One day the sun won't rise....
5/6
2020
Believe it or not.....this is an ad funded by Republicans. https://t.co/Zq5pJzlfA9 @craig_walmsley @peeweeherman https://t.co/T6zRBVyXc5Happy Small Mexican Force Defeated a Larger French Force to Save a Small Provincial Town Day!!!! Let's eat tacos a… https://t.co/ufCFAjzvQo @GReschenthaler @BreitbartNews https://t.co/gFPNUAt87nWhat a great article from @doublemacc!!!! Fascinating look at the DS9 writing process. https://t.co/Jaav54ypLG
5/5
2020
@sdohar https://t.co/j9m8H4xfHy @BenjaminAhr @MaxFunHQ @johnroderick @CutForTime I loved this movie when it came out , and I’ve watched it regularl… https://t.co/7vSajj4LRd @maggieNYT But.......but we know what happened to Lincoln. @SecretAgentL Love it! @billtilley1973 @CutForTime @BenjaminAhr And just like that it’s 1993... @sdohar If you can do that, I can keep drinking gin and bourbon....
5/4
2020
@sdohar Agreed. We should prob just list them alphabetically to define which is better.... 😁
5/3
2020
Family Movie Night https://t.co/41AWTwoBU1
5/2
2020

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