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if you’re going to send me a stupid DM at least follow it up by sending $10 | Venmo: Peyton-Perry-1 | 21

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Joined Twitter 8/18/13


@curzzzz HAHHAHAHAHA @memetazaa tonight @memetazaa Wanna watch hockey @pontiusfan445 I think I’ll sit that one out @memetazaa I JUST NOW SAW THIS HAHAHAHI’m now CPR certified and also getting the vaccine this week who want me @jfksafk Donny isn’t a good name either that’s almost worse just go by Don like a normal personThere’s only allowed to be 2 Donald’s on this earth. Donald Duck and Donald who bartends at Crickets and that’s IT.Man what even is the name Donald? Who sees a baby and goes “Donald is the perfect name”. I can’t even imagine a bab… https://t.co/zIotGqLW6K @mitch_aguirre69 never met a mean sig nu
1/15
2021
@AgentMcBride yoooo swoop me on the way I want some nuggetsno. we don’t have them on our campus but if we did.... I’d want u all to rush them <3anyways I don’t like any of the fraternities here anymore so rush Sigma Nu those are the only boys I like @bandz4luv music to my ears @peppathepenis BRB coming to California right now :)I don’t want a boyfriend I want someone to give me the log in to their streaming services so I can watch hockeyDone (again) https://t.co/viQIyC0BHP
Retweeted by peytoni will never join a zoom meeting with my camera on. I gotta see what the vibes are first
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1/14
2021
HOCKEY SEASON BABY
Retweeted by peytonsome people can FaceTime me randomly, others cannot. know your role.
Retweeted by peytonYa know what they say, impeach ya once, shame on you, impeach ya twice, man you suck.
Retweeted by peytonthis did not age well... twice https://t.co/hYaRB6j80y @gwalktime This made me laugh out loud lol @gwalktime I would probably agree for the most part. My biggest issue is that so many people talk about issues they… https://t.co/US4NdXSHo1they are really fuckin these snails up https://t.co/08JxylKYA9
Retweeted by peytonWith the first quarantine being in the 14th century! You can’t deny science or history, yet so many of you choose t… https://t.co/tgEXa2AUreY’all say “quarantine isn’t effective” as if this is the first time there’s ever been a quarantine put in place. Qu… https://t.co/LKF77HyoADSeems as though lockdowns/quarantines worked for all of these, which also helped eradicate the disease/illness at t… https://t.co/z4u0nwYnmkhttps://t.co/bfnVgce2wr
Retweeted by peyton @alimadetweet Hi https://t.co/GKr1AA9ViT @gagehateslife Flavortown 🤠 https://t.co/qr9SMuBiE4it’s crazy to think we’ve been in a pandemic for almost the entire last year of our livesFeel bad for people who got fit in quarantine but now have to STAY fit for like 7 more months before anyone sees. Shoulda paced yourselves
Retweeted by peyton @gagehateslife I been readymike wahousekey https://t.co/L32GaFBloY
Retweeted by peytonI wanna online shop why do I have to be broke
1/13
2021
@gagehateslife Throw on some gold chains if we’re feeling spunky @gagehateslife I’ll give him little boots too.. a fashionable king he isbrb gunna take my cat on a walkDeutsche Bank has decided to refrain from further business with Trump and his company. And Signature Bank, the New… https://t.co/mNw3FuSO3C
Retweeted by peytoni hate realistic dreams like btch im tryna swim wit mermaids
Retweeted by peytony’all do realize Trump was the one who gave us $600... not Biden.... he isn’t even in office yet... and wants the s… https://t.co/GcYMCB3Mog
1/12
2021
i be Iike "idc" then have an anxiety attack
Retweeted by peyton @heathbarmmm This is so cute omg STOP @sydneynelson01 It was lowkey traumatic I woke up like :Ohad a terrifying dream last night and in the dream I was trying to scream but I couldn’t move and then I woke up in… https://t.co/D2RQtjJOoSi still think about this every day https://t.co/HLuvuXWfmg
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Retweeted by peyton @_Glintofsilver & I YHOUG IT THIS WAS ADORABLE AHAHAHA https://t.co/zAZpSprto9
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1/11
2021
Twinning https://t.co/LGDEROa084 https://t.co/dVSxclekpw
Retweeted by peyton @brandonslaterr STOP OH MY AhUSUWNSHSwalking through my house and occasionally breaking out into tiktok danceshe cheated on his girl for you and you trust him ??? LMFAOO
Retweeted by peytonYea I think I’m getting fired today ... https://t.co/6pKVNpNzC5
Retweeted by peytonno one: 8 year old me: https://t.co/DV5XShPWRC
Retweeted by peytonhow you get banned from google LMAOO can’t even look shit up anymore https://t.co/d83yO5ZtpY
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1/10
2021
@aljaphi Like mother like son @ValterSkarsgard Shut up valter yes u do @ValterSkarsgard Because you judged me when I learned Swedish lettersI hate it here https://t.co/gGNrmkcJBa
Retweeted by peyton @ValterSkarsgard Oops :)don’t text I’m going to get margs at chili’shttps://t.co/G9QR7MFBx7the older i get, the more i realize what a great job my parents did raising me because some of these people are just....wow
Retweeted by peytonHow it started How it’s going https://t.co/NVravrtadc
Retweeted by peyton @wtfKobra why thank u :)Just a girl and her cat https://t.co/GqNqDvIIU9Lmaooooo this the wildest ban in history. His phone just a brick https://t.co/vnpb79Npb5
Retweeted by peytonWHAT’S MY MYSPACE PASSWORD https://t.co/tk0PFwuzYM
Retweeted by peytonGUYS https://t.co/RFVXWZdJ2B
Retweeted by peyton“I’ll get gas in the morning” = self sabotage.
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1/9
2021
A critic described Andrew Johnson this way: "egotistic to the point of mental disease…[a] demagogue and autocrat” w… https://t.co/g3Vi2JdGM3
Retweeted by peytonSnoop Dogg just be doing shit tbh. https://t.co/QANUvJvgri
Retweeted by peytonGOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD MMMMOOOOOOORRRRRNNNNNNIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG to single people only😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰 people who are in relations… https://t.co/X1H9LB9Wgx
Retweeted by peytonA story in 3 Acts: https://t.co/kWH7gPFVor
Retweeted by peytonBernie Sanders just hung up on CNN cuz they kept interrupting him 😂
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1/8
2021
@The_Smittman It’s the big window in my house lolYou’re telling my Trump got indefinitely banned from 2 social media platforms.... it’s hard to believe Donald could… https://t.co/vphMsE535H @AlexiaMarion ILYDouble trouble 🥵 https://t.co/8O382oUiANI am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Retweeted by peytonI’m cryin lmao https://t.co/kPou6Yk3AE
Retweeted by peytonMcGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books
Retweeted by peytonThe ransacked office of the Senate Parliamentarian: https://t.co/E7PsSgoAEX
Retweeted by peytonThank u bestie for locking his acc @twitter
Retweeted by peytonOh so now we want to hold the shooters responsible for unjustified shootings? Seems about white https://t.co/QlHG2wYAu6The 25th Amendment allows for the removal of a President. It's time to remove the President.
Retweeted by peyton @wtfKobra Omg a COMPLIMENTthis one is gunna go to my head for sure https://t.co/TxZlE8M9nHI have a crush https://t.co/MtYhzpkR0pliving in the United States is so motherfucking EMBARRASSING
Retweeted by peytonmy bestfriend just sent me this and I spit my drink out laughing https://t.co/um5zZnthmw
1/7
2021
Breaking News: Democrats have won Senate control. Jon Ossoff beat David Perdue in Georgia, assuring a Democratic ma… https://t.co/Ch6LiehZ9S
Retweeted by peytonThe national guard The national when a bunch guard when kids say… https://t.co/qH3CnEiXwF
Retweeted by peytonTEAR GAS EM https://t.co/snbEfsdLCTI didn’t get happiness from my last relationship but I did get a new microwave AND a tall fan so was it really that bad?Hearing the Kanye news but realizing that divorce Album finna be Fire 🔥: https://t.co/kxiDNGws8X
Retweeted by peytonMe as soon as I listen to the first song on Kanye's breakup album https://t.co/suD0ZjS659
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1/6
2021

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