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dude died doing what he loved, tucking in his shirt https://t.co/XoCJzDCyIp
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10/22
2020
A favorite Trump moment is when he tried to hire a prime minister to run the country and do the boring parts while… https://t.co/pKeVulAxkP
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @RudyGiuliani We all know how irritating it can be to wear a mic on your dick & balls for hours.we now go live to fort bragg https://t.co/DkeWhQlEiE
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideThere seems to be a full court press in the media right now to convince you that a guy jacking off in front of his… https://t.co/hQG6NA20FX
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideICYMI: Mayor Lori Lightfoot tried to carve out an exception to an ethics law that would benefit a lobbyist she’s kn… https://t.co/SKsIj9j1Wk
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @PageSix https://t.co/wodvnCkA05Every time I find myself thinking "this liberal kinda has a point about Ryan Knight being a weird clout chaser, I s… https://t.co/Ziqptvnmlf @mattyglesias Real policy wonks stick with policies that have been popular over the long term. Policies like (check… https://t.co/mdDKSdcHCJthings to avoid in life: fake friends harmful gossip 4 nausicaans at the domjot table
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideI'm old enough to remember when we y'all voted for LL to "stop the machine"... https://t.co/dbihxstMbr
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideI'm not sure why we'd be calling AOC a segregationist if she were a man, but I guess https://t.co/vU7iDMKhtu'We pay farmers not to cultivate some fields (in theory, at least, to protect the environment), so why not pay bars… https://t.co/dJUfK7VDLs
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @sethmpk Hazel 1000% lives in AvondaleHey @neoscum, looks like someone already made Darkmovers. https://t.co/55BasSSDvRWhy do all my Blades in the Dark ideas seem to be about solving crimes and all my Gumshoe ideas seem to be about doing crimes? @WASBAPPIN @EliteMeatAgent @ldrinkh20 These two, famous for not doing something about it @WASBAPPIN @EliteMeatAgent @ldrinkh20 If I were two United States representatives, I would simply provide insulin t… https://t.co/USvv6Eb7TWThe moth man doesn’t have gusher jizz either and now I’m sad. https://t.co/Ef2vS7VCp0
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Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide...but how they'll never use that tactic because they also don't support those lower-office candidates or initiativ… https://t.co/L4lCQ3gCLcThinking about how Dems could be motivating dubious leftists by amplifying lower-office candidates/ballot initiativ… https://t.co/VFG2WaclM8 @smoreofbabylon Better or worse than doing that directly on top of you? Asking for a friend and a pair of dickheads.uh https://t.co/fbaATJj0NOMichael Tracey trying to understand why people like video games https://t.co/QMLImSilHR
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideClear that state actually has tracers working and investigating, we are still waiting for the privatized tracing pr… https://t.co/VUtkFxEran
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideHow it started / how it’s going @isaiah_kb edition https://t.co/9SAPSgsUHJ
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @Izyem02 @sarah_in_ny @baddestmamajama WHY AREN'T YOU SUPPORTING THE BABY YET? @baddestmamajama @LLW902 I love that coherent political ideology that holds Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren and A… https://t.co/njE0QQJznN60 Minutes Interview Ended over Dispute About Jim Varney: "And Ernest is alive. Ernest is alive. We have some incre… https://t.co/Mlw78klmMh
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideWhen you’re winning: https://t.co/Fu7CMyCQDA
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10/21
2020
Syrian Arab Republic (🇸🇾) + Antarctica (🇦🇶) = Syrian Arab Antarctica: https://t.co/80JdOaEBPf
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Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @AmateurExpertOp They said they were limiting direct RTs to help "stop the spread of disinformation" prior to the e… https://t.co/MntR4LdUnxReporting Borat to the authorities https://t.co/PKFDbmpkIi
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guidelori lightfoot, in her "you can't see your families but please go to work and go to restaurants" strategy, has show… https://t.co/s3eaVImFT8
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @GhostOfJohnGode @AliceAvizandum This is the only correct takeHate to say it, but the dive bar is dead. Only the big hospitality groups will be able to survive COVID. In two yea… https://t.co/j0CEY40EE9
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide"Welcome to the Lacquered Room/The Golden Bells/Flag and Timpani. First time here? Are you familiar with our concept?"
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideBloomberg still owes money to his campaign workers. https://t.co/hwDpkFrezV
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideSalòworld has received mixed reviews https://t.co/Xqj8mi366x
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideI will simply organize all the trade unions. And once I have all...9% of the country? Well I'll add in the militant… https://t.co/tSMCDLXCLS
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @crkmccabe Oak Brook is just a prank Illinoisans play on travelers.It's true: what value could there possibly be in knowing why people are disengaged with politics? Even worse, imagi… https://t.co/FpZVxm7rQHPeople who aren't from Illinois: can you name a single Illinois city besides McCook, Paris or Strawn?credits to @Blu_Soldier001 https://t.co/EjDFS9bXIs
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @MrCamW https://t.co/t1vfRGItWu @sparklystuff Why we *continue* to do this is just that we live in Hell. @sparklystuff Dentistry and optometry were considered trades rather than medicine for a long time in our history be… https://t.co/9UphyzyWux @derektmead They should be stored by attaching them to a giant fuckoff magnethttps://t.co/OirYfKibqQ
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guideglad The Academy can admit they made mistakes https://t.co/hxasTTGh3n
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @gjosephs AbsolutelyFor this to enrage the left, it would need to betray our expectations. Which it does not. This matches my expectati… https://t.co/DhpsfuohQH
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @gjosephs And an immersion blender will turn it all into a very nice soup. https://t.co/OUxvIqGF4Zmetaphors about voting always lie about Joe Biden. It's like DO YOU WANT RC COLA OR DISTILLED PISS when really it's… https://t.co/cwP2bTsSgA
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideOn a call with Swedish Hospital. “Indoor dining is one of the highest risk activities. We strongly urge you not to… https://t.co/VBjhZ18fIa
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideI can exclusively report that splashing a very small amount of Sichuan chili oil on a DC ballot does NOT disqualify… https://t.co/AbPIkUKZh9
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideIn the middle of a zoom meeting I swivel my chair around in a circle, appearing a second later shirtless, skin glis… https://t.co/UiWII7jgFP
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideI turn on Zoom and see my son treating his body like an AMUSEMENT PARK https://t.co/RP9u75EXV3
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @scott_rockit 😢Isle of Man (🇮🇲) + U.S. Virgin Islands (🇻🇮) = U.S. Virgin Man: https://t.co/5tkoPV5Y7u
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide"And get your schools open, get your schools open. The schools... gotta be open... right?" - Donald J Trump and also Lori Lightfoot
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @emma_morrison Medicine Hat @AliMortell BostonAnyone who believes there wouldn't be a made-up right wing scandal pinned on Bernie by now is seriously underestima… https://t.co/Kw6085Oiia @Phil_Lewis_ https://t.co/K7WGR5M3evhttps://t.co/ptPJRe6f2Z
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideCould of had @Booker4KY. https://t.co/6DsFRm8Crt
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Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideToobin answering once and for all whether that meeting could have been an email.
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @Ciel_Cicatrice @ArmyStrang The Y Filesevery once in a while i remember Clickhole is still around and wonder why they didn't pack it in after this, the be… https://t.co/9rEE17RXT6
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guidepost an OOC frame of animation that seems fine, but with context will emotionally wreck a person… https://t.co/y3BkqKMDXK @mustachetoilet God has blessed me with the ability to do a full 32-second flexed arm hangAs the Dude would say.. New S**T has come to light. I have been diagnosed with Lymphoma. Although it is a serious… https://t.co/XbYjuaMwtU
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideUh oh https://t.co/258ihF8cRK
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuidePROSTATE orgasm? no thank you im an anarchist, im not pro-state anything unlike you fricken tankies
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10/20
2020
If Trump loses, he’s eligible to run again in four years. You’re welcome for ruining your day.
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Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guidethe lincoln project as soon as the election is over https://t.co/14aCeXgO84
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideI celebrate the triumph of true democracy and what it represents for the indigenous people of Bolivia. Now justice… https://t.co/nV4te6USYN
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @lib_crusher It seems to make the most sense to simply wait to die until after election day.Welcome to Chicago, where we’ll literally defund crossing guards for children rather than touch our $1.7 billion po… https://t.co/bsiP8w5HZ7
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideThis is a man who understands how to motivate voters https://t.co/zQZgKIvg44
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideI “academically studied punk” and “it was started by oppressed people and their allies” no it was started by bored… https://t.co/2gBSinnlZW
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideI don’t even know where to start with this 🤦🏽‍♂️ they’ve retroactively tumblrized punk. https://t.co/hN7GlNM9lS
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideThis is amazing https://t.co/a0vbNGivXZhttps://t.co/2sPTwZw04v
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideLololol! https://t.co/AbEMvEdeBh
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideBut at least the bars are open again https://t.co/VwuhYzGHSQhow it started how it's going https://t.co/xEM19C5ecu
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Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit GuideHere's what's going to continue being the biggest obstacle to positive change if Biden gets elected: the seared-in… https://t.co/cWbjkuNQulI’m begging the staffers who write these tweets to talk to like, one person who didn’t come from wealth
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guideeveryone has dignity, a job is about a paycheck actually https://t.co/taTdYf3u8H
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guideand this is how people rewrite history. Reagan’s election was a pivotal moment in white evangelicals and Republican… https://t.co/KTuA6UeyFB
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @JessforDelaware @kenklippenstein La Paz, you have shocked the nation! https://t.co/avf8oeOnNT
Retweeted by Toobin's Spirit Guide @briebriejoy ...this is just what someone whose password is "password" would want us to think thoughI'd like to report a murder https://t.co/P42VdWEJyH
10/19
2020

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