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Living Truthfully Under Imaginary Circumstances

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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSall women are 21Thank you for admitting to the crucial lack of evidence for 95% of the people you indefinitely detained https://t.co/x8EYobC4pv
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSmy chiropractor told me that she doesn’t really believe in the vaccine but she also can crack my neck without killi… https://t.co/KiEzRlgVZWi thought this sentence was going to end a lot differently than it did https://t.co/TwLwhMyAs2One of the best ways to celebrate MLK Day is to remember the feds killed him and to remind other people of that fact
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1/19
2021
bro you’re looking sapphic as hell today bro. You’re gender shit is looking straight decolonized
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSReflecting on the true Comedic Renaissance that was the Trump Era https://t.co/G6aZ1yiu8z
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSvaporwave leaving out of a revolving door the same time surge music is enteringhttps://t.co/50rkX9erJV
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSThis is how uncircumcised niggas be eating cereal https://t.co/mFsBQWDgf8
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSmatches on tinder with jewish girls have gone up at least 50% since i made a HAIM song my anthem. God (explicitly n… https://t.co/fOceQJ67oEmy survival instincts have been kicking in hard latelyhttps://t.co/72DMSoxSCf
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSIf you think paying high school students $15 an hour to flip burgers is a good idea then I have bad news for you, google Sonic inflation
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTS @shoe0nhead beyond parody that mass murderer isn’t circledcheckmarks discovering most of the people on put death row are actually not upstanding citizens. the state should s… https://t.co/2tGfSmWPIE
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSone of the great pictures of all time https://t.co/9Vlsi9LSou
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSbout to risk it all (i’m not about to risk anything i just like the phrase) @poaststructural gun to headfaxxxxx gannggggghow to with john wilson is a sad showWhen people ask me what I'm doing this weekend I just send them this https://t.co/c45GssMnOT
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1/18
2021
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSthe chad human voice vs. the virgin any instrument"romanticize" "fetishize" "normalize" how about you shutize the fuckize upize 😭😭
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSThis is from the Pfizer v-a-c-c-i-n-e. Please understand these shots cause harm. Injury is REAL and not rare. It’s… https://t.co/Rl8BgOc4nB
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTShttps://t.co/sYQi0MEbHafax gang years ahead of the curve @fax_gang never heard music like this in my life. blown away @jorto @dril eh idkdifficult to think of someone on twitter more universally beloved than liz brueniggonna be using this as a reaction image https://t.co/z1N124ZV56
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTShonestly there is nothing gayer than going to sportscuts https://t.co/adSWjcGVcBhttps://t.co/jXY9DmBxTN
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSi just tried to take the logic games section of the LSAT without knowing anything about it...these are puzzles i ca… https://t.co/PkbaVWUGt9I'm sorry divorce court didn't work in your favor https://t.co/sOWLgT9RnE
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1/17
2021
losing it at these leaked Armie Hammer sexts https://t.co/AYQ6Bsw5BV
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSClosing schools and forcing working parents to quit jobs to stay home, a situation where they are ineligible for un… https://t.co/BGHRkpd4TV
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTShttps://t.co/vF8zikw7lu @pleasuresystems he knewmy dad just revealed to me that he and his friends did whippets in college almost everyday. it makes sense to me now why he is the way he isthey were the blueprint https://t.co/z12aNQOfDdhttps://t.co/CwnhsnNj50 https://t.co/wJEe4cjyPFi wish spider-man was real 😔https://t.co/KM6JPXhLWG
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSWhat Joe Biden sees after he makes it through a speech without mentioning how different pants used to be https://t.co/PpWHPRJLTD
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSthere’s something to be written about how most Catholic churches are called things like Our Holy Mother’s Sacred Bl… https://t.co/JFdjhpnE8t
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1/16
2021
Controversial opinion but all forms of bloodlust are unequivocally bad
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSi gotta like do stuff with my lifei gotta get off this website manhttps://t.co/i00Pk31Lfu
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSfall out boy cancelled https://t.co/vKkVf2nSEea huge red flag for me is when a guys favorite book is a hollowed out copy of mein kampf with a gun in it
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSIf you like 5'2 women youre a pedophile; if you like 6'2 women youre a reverse pedophile, the key here is to not li… https://t.co/jZKS723Xyz
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTS @ornithopter__ i’ve met older people from former bloc countries. definitely interesting to talk to them @ornithopter__ kinda sweet tho ❤️
1/15
2021
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSthis is true but the thing is impeachment (if it actually goes through, and there’s a better chance this time) woul… https://t.co/qApdHvvwJNi will literally barter with people at a convenience store but nothing makes my stomach more upset than conflict wi… https://t.co/6ULfmprYEzhttps://t.co/XCCyJBu6dl
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSJesus went 32 years without masturbating, you can’t even go 2 days. Despicable
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTS @jorto @THEjoeydavis ow @THEjoeydavis @jorto is this true? @nkulw it’s presented in an inherently goofy way (a dramatic campaign ad) but he did say this https://t.co/bm8kfbhoz1um hello based department??? https://t.co/BvuZPytTC2It finally happened... https://t.co/7uRt99cQfJ
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSi’m not https://t.co/MSfkpFm5dGWonder if convention hotel staff are like “man we miss those weird anime kids”
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSFBI/CIA/ATF: (does some psychopathic shit) Libs: honestly work 💅
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSyou know what? if big tech is going to watch me sleep i do want social credits for it.there is literally nothing less dignified than writing a cover letter
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTS @mystummymyrules 👀The Devil’s Trap (František Vláčil, 1962) https://t.co/4qZyhE7as7
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTS @D1C0MM hopefully with more money than i have nowhttps://t.co/NkcXy7zrEE https://t.co/RzflCHWoV5
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1/14
2021
had to explain to my 19 year old younger brother the significance of the No Russian call of duty mission when he di… https://t.co/7vnU4bE8Ghi have decided to become a cold and unfeeling steel case of airUnder no circumstances is anyone here is getting 'the wall', 'the rope' or for that matter, any pussy.
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Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSi love kissing my kitten on her fuzzy forehead https://t.co/LSVww2QiPT
Retweeted by PETER COFFEEPOTSepic based and lawpilledmy backup plan is good because it’s to abandon all my principles, utilize the cube, and make an obscene amount of m… https://t.co/rkmKIANHSeafter the kim divorce kanye is going to make a noise album
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1/13
2021

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