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Jared Petty @pettycommajared The Highway to the Danger Zone

Writer for Free Association working with Google on #Stadia. I make Pockets Full of Soup & https://t.co/2FBSfecc8b. Prev @KindaFunnyVids @EAStarWars @IGN. Personal acct.

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Joined Twitter 10/10/10


...aaaaaand pretty sure I have the flu.OMG OMG OMG https://t.co/abkt8RqsdK @ajessilee @Lilah01 Khalilah's a rogue cop who doesn't play by the rules.Sunglasses? More like FUNglasses... amiright?! https://t.co/UTN9IaVTfs @waltdwilliams Except for Keanu.I have eaten badly for a week. Strangely, this has resulted in weight gain. Some day I would like to ask God why e… https://t.co/b6YtkC6SaI @TheSeaGiraffe Now there's no call for that.Just realized that in a few months I'm going to have to listen to the Smash Brothers announcer guy voice shout "Ban… https://t.co/lqhqHUIv87 @McFortuneCooki We should ask him. @hunterpence? @McFortuneCooki Baseball, while physically demanding, doesn't typically subject players to many player on player co… https://t.co/x2kF6zeXbf @McFortuneCooki Yes baseball games are typically longer than that. I'd estimate closer to 150 mins anecdotally sinc… https://t.co/u6tcxGbYu8 @MikeJMika A Vectrex? @McFortuneCooki 162 plus playoffs.Meanwhile, in baseball... https://t.co/f9v6CT4RfoHello I woke up tired that's never a good sign so how is your week going?
6/17
2019
So @AlexaRayC brought me a new friend. https://t.co/j4FidLAWQ8 @gamespite @BMiggs https://t.co/LxIX4MMqMc @gamespite @BMiggs What Jeremy said.
6/16
2019
@BridgeTheMan https://t.co/SGp7bnR7JJ @andrearene @garywhitta @DigiAtlas I mean we totally COULD... https://t.co/ggWIy92HPY @iplaycornhole https://t.co/J8pmoFtimW @sandman420 @Samuel_IGN https://t.co/5Pwufbp7ia @iplaycornhole I mean the sport is fun and all but it's named after an anus. @speedyclax Hmm... of these three I think I enjoyed FF9 best. It's a weird old game and rough around the edges but it has a good heart. @USofJR Good math.Twitter Roundup: Immunize your children, the world is round and very old, climate change is man-made and real, soci… https://t.co/yyi5pLupDA @Samuel_IGN I just can't bear all the coveting that's going on in my heart. @GengarsMyth In.Nothing is more existentially disturbing than an empty Buffalo Wild Wings with a cornhole tournament playing over the bar. @lizziekillian Nothing worth doing really is. @Samuel_IGN Please go away. @waltdwilliams What about the helicopter door? @lizziekillian This is the high quality content I follow you for. @Samuel_IGN Seriously I'm just crazy jelly. @garywhitta @andrearene @DigiAtlas Sorry Andrea. As much as I love working with you, we never argued about printers… https://t.co/pdY2nh9pOn @Samuel_IGN OH LOOK: https://t.co/esWFD5ZUOH @Samuel_IGN That was you?! Rad. The write up I saw from IGN was Colin Stephens... was that from your notes? I'm so… https://t.co/TiUY1lhuO3 @DigiAtlas @garywhitta I miss hosting with Gary more than anything else I did at KF. @BridgeTheMan Just play Old Town Road the whole time and you'll be fine. @psandp @garywhitta We are dark rivals. @garywhitta @TheCinephileGuy I'm with Gary on this one @garywhitta Shut up Gary nobody likes you. @nadiaoxford Paging @garywhitta @crankycraig Yeah I've seen BD videos before but somehow I just missed what the creators were going for, or thought… https://t.co/xHkBEKu8tbThis is my favorite sentence ever. https://t.co/xMST6PmGbmI went to the dentist and they didn't have to numb my face and it's now officially The Best Day of My Life™ @nadiaoxford Yes I am very polite to hardware and software as well. Except for printers. Fuck printers.People responding have convinced me I am wrong about the opinion is express here, that the value of the parody outw… https://t.co/OQ9c5Ld8ArPeople responding on Twitter have convinced me I am wrong about the opinion is express here, that the value of the… https://t.co/Ro1qntIaRWPeople responding on Twitter have convinced me I am wrong about the opinion is express here, that the value of the… https://t.co/bjNUO7LTR6 @FruitpizzaOG @CorridorDigital Yes, I know it's parody. It's more the responses that weird me out.The video's intentions appear parodic, staged, or fake. It's the sentiment that troubles me, the sort of blase typi… https://t.co/jMe9lNAQm9OK so there's this video going around Twitter of people hitting an advanced humanoid robot with sticks & throwing t… https://t.co/efY4W6L5qP @stevesaylor @leahjewer @CyberpunkGame Steve and Leah, I think you two could knock this out of the park. @Charalanahzard @ZachariusD https://t.co/CpSZImToJl"The best lack all conviction, while the worst, are full of passionate intensity... ...now I know that twenty cent… https://t.co/q0RmByEsUZ
6/15
2019
Never forget The Year of Luigi.
Retweeted by Jared Petty @JoshLMcKinney @IGN This is a good point @Lukard I appreciate the honesty. I rarely smoke, but every couple of months I indulge in a cigar. Picked up the ha… https://t.co/VADherUPQ6 @Sirsonik I've been to that place a few times.Congratulations to Canada for having the best sports dinosaurs. 🍁🍁🍁 https://t.co/72b56tAvQ3 @BridgeTheMan I hate you ConnorOkay, friends, GTG. Thanks for indulging my ego. @MilSus13 Superb @achollow1 Still Pirates. @garywhitta Mario. @MysteryPeacock @KindaFunnyVids I hope so. @RoBaeBae Japanese curry from Coco Ichibanya @Warlock8151 If you can afford it, a 4 port Handy H6 portable recorder, 2 SD cards (always have a backup), spare… https://t.co/DJN4P2GAFi @cool_geek_15 @garywhitta Bacon @Nebuuzz Purple. HALLOWEEN. @TillyTweets This is a good reply. @iamlightbulb Nope @EFFTENDO PCE 1000% @chasebunker Sometimes I really do. @TillyTweets But the narcissism and validation... @Stealth40k 3. @UnoFlashy I usually built my own PCs then but I think I had a gateway for a while. Or at least a half-gateway. @GameSetMatchSly Yes @chadridgeway https://t.co/tZNqtyy9F9 @Parmersan I'm not a Pokexpert so I feel unqualified to comment @QuesoBandito17 Smile. @gakwy Etrian Odyssey 2, Shiren the Wanderer, Super Scribblenauts, Monster Take, Dragon Quest V, Izuna, Arkanoid DS… https://t.co/8yhAODxzd8 @adamantium_claw Hawaiian BBQ @AntBarlow Pitch: Keep it very short, clean, and appropriate to the publication. Block: Read something you love un… https://t.co/zRsnhAYFp7 @GeekyFriedRice DuckTales. @Drew7182 Yikes. Man I dunno... I haven't met many Bourbons I didn't like. My go-to is Eagle Rare 10 but that's har… https://t.co/4hIKG1v4tP @Themax1222 Pac Man Vs @AmandaMcGPRH Looking for a new good book, Amanda. What do you recommend? @TheBluesMan361 It's local nature and moral ambiguity. @JosephKnoop I love history so this is like picking between my children. Big fan of the ancient near east/Med from… https://t.co/sljfQocLz4 @GregEid Ori @KidLiquid Because I tried for The Worst and they wouldn't take me @DuckMonotone An Indian restaurant in Pinole, CA @Gambit616 Ori. @_kampa There is no don't large enough to express the "Yes" I would say to this. @BenGaspin Strong Bad in Poker Night at the Inventory. @lpeter31 I don't, usually. I have help from great people, a forgiving and patient spouse, good medical professiona… https://t.co/VtLGW4OPF9 @ThuggnDuggn "James Duggan: Legacy of a Legend: The Movie: The Game: The Experience™" Rating pending. @ZWaller_ On keto: hard boiled eggs. Off keto: pretzel/cheddar Combos
6/14
2019

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