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Jared Petty @pettycommajared The Highway to the Danger Zone

Writer for Free Association working with Google on #Stadia. I make Pockets Full of Soup & Prev @KindaFunnyVids @EAStarWars @IGN. Personal acct.

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Joined Twitter 10/10/10

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So @AlexaRayC brought me a new friend. @gamespite @BMiggs @gamespite @BMiggs What Jeremy said.
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Never forget The Year of Luigi.
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