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Jared Petty @pettycommajared The Highway to the Danger Zone

Writer for Free Association working with Google on #Stadia. I make Pockets Full of Soup & https://t.co/2FBSfecc8b. Prev @KindaFunnyVids @EAStarWars @IGN. Personal acct.

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Joined Twitter 10/10/10


@gamespite @The_Katbot @Polygon RWAR THE RAGE oh wait I haven't read it yet. I'll read it and THEN come back angry!
4/20
2019
@HavokLily Yuck. @HavokLily Are you in a place where you can go home and rest? @agentbizzle This is an astute observation.Approximately six thousand very awake, very alive, and very loud elementary school kids just piled on to this BART… https://t.co/Ng9DlbD36I @howaboutnosire @KindaFunnyVids @GameOverGreggy @MaximumCortez @Nick_Scarpino @andrearene @garywhitta OH NO.
4/19
2019
@tungholio Dear lordI'm terrified that the only four words visible in the entire Mueller Report will be "Release...the...Snyder...Cut."
Retweeted by Jared PettyThe #MuellerReport has leaked! https://t.co/WfqiVmjEhr
Retweeted by Jared PettyThe #MuellerReport has leaked! https://t.co/WfqiVmjEhr @Stealth40k @thedcd Taken by itself this sentence is a mantra we can all live by. @JesusOfNaz316 This is a good joke. @megakizz No but I'm very good at Zelda 2 so I fear nothing.I'm terrified that the only four words visible in the entire Mueller Report will be "Release...the...Snyder...Cut." @jetsohthepain Before I comment on the scope of the redactions, I want to see what is visible. There are certain pl… https://t.co/wDwlGRlMVcNot looking forward to reading a several-hundred page legal report over the next few weeks... but it's important. I… https://t.co/qXmtvnlaQ9Update: I'm in no Ben Hurry to get home. https://t.co/JXaA9m0f6VI'm going to watch Ben Hur in the theater now. See you in four hours. https://t.co/NU0X3wMqmg
4/18
2019
HOORAY https://t.co/zLiYrbKnk8 @agentbizzle @IGN @MaxScoville AND THE PEOPLE REJOICE @KyleThatKyle I once ripped the arms off a t-shirt does that count?If they made these giant phones again but with small touchscreens and the designers used all that space for extra b… https://t.co/Idklnnf2W2 @neitakun Techbros are the most real of all things. They are an inescapable reality, like waking up at night with a… https://t.co/jwvWOxBtUAThis SF parking garage sign was placed by Wile E. Coyote to lure techbros. If you drive to the top level he steals… https://t.co/iMcSj4zS7HYo I visited @retronauts and we talked about Game Boy for like 2 hours and it was fun. https://t.co/MxtQM4QDJO @pitaman @CT_blog @retronauts Yeah we hit em' for a bit!This is the best possible news for our planet. https://t.co/s2IthxufYq @HavokRose Today is a good day. https://t.co/vQYAuUsG8s @KyleThatKyle TLDR😡Reading👌TLDR is bad. Reading is good.Sekiro is real good y'all. @DaemZero I heard the Excited Jared impression on this week's @IGN Gamescoop and I approve. https://t.co/iBWZl783LaHad a lot of fun streaming Bad Dudes... thanks to y'all who watched. But through the chat, I found a new streaming… https://t.co/hZDeCBIoSDAre you a Bad enough Dude to watch this stream? I'm playing Bad Dudes for NES right now! Come say hi.… https://t.co/ihmerTqnGx
4/17
2019
@leah @garywhitta @TheEricButts https://t.co/EsfVIXL6QUThe point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.
Retweeted by Jared Petty @neo_aoshi OH I HAVE @GameOverGreggy @cerny https://t.co/0UeEkPF36V @GameOverGreggy @cerny Greg, we don't need your Pataponderous Patapontification.The new DuckTales is legit y'all. https://t.co/gRCfKM7hIs @_chloi You'll never believe Number 4.I'm listening to the latest @retronauts and just realized I just confused G-Loc for Game Gear with Blue Lightning f… https://t.co/9DOGevYbp1
4/16
2019
I can't stop thinking about the fire at Notre Dame. I know all things pass away, but it's still unsettling to see t… https://t.co/8IUmHVYsIG
Retweeted by Jared PettyI visited Retronauts and we talked about the Game Boy, the little handheld with the big heart. https://t.co/MxtQM4QDJO @gamespite @rdbaaa @bobservo Thank you for welcoming me Jeremy.I love beautiful houses of worship, places that by the otherness of their design drive the mind to consider mysteri… https://t.co/W3G4ep28aE
Retweeted by Jared PettyOf COURSE we had a Game Boy 30th anniversary episode. How could I live with myself otherwise? Thanks to @rdbaaahttps://t.co/ueIl9I2lXt
Retweeted by Jared PettyI love beautiful houses of worship, places that by the otherness of their design drive the mind to consider mysteri… https://t.co/W3G4ep28aEI can't stop thinking about the fire at Notre Dame. I know all things pass away, but it's still unsettling to see t… https://t.co/8IUmHVYsIG @Vladimir_d20 https://t.co/VcFUDCuDnDI woke up this morning feeling like a irked dragon that slept on a bed of rusty nails. I am one grumpy, sleepy, dop… https://t.co/E4aobRDtDB
4/15
2019
@kobunheat @gamespite I had no idea. @MikeDrucker That painting hangs in the IMA and every time I'm in Indiana I try to go visit it. It's even more incr… https://t.co/39ZVCW0T4Z @gennhaver That sucks so very, very much. What a low, terrible, selfish thing for someone to say to you. @123colton 301.
4/14
2019
I thought I was good at Ding Dong XL... but then I met Daniel. https://t.co/zfh8qTdhqT @Daniel301115 I bow before your prowess. I'm especially impressed because I think touch-control Ding Dong is even harder than Steam. @Daniel301115 Are you iOS? Droid? Whatever the case I bow before your greatness. @Daniel301115 Which platform? You're not showing up on Steam. @MaxScoville @starwars A Porg @nickervision Obviously this new World Record should be the #1 item on @KindaFunnyVids Monday-morning Roper Report.… https://t.co/7hZbKFLlkq @nickervision Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! Tell me more!Tremble before me planet Earth. I am your Ding Dong XL King. https://t.co/1a21Jo1PdK @pandamusk @Nick_Scarpino @johntdrake @KindaFunnyVids Panda this is everything. @USofJR @ericsapp Happy Halloween. @ericsapp Does @USofJR stand there in a tux all day and hand out towels?
4/13
2019
@IGN https://t.co/Hm24uBDgnyYears ago I was @ign about 6 AM covering The Force Awakens release. It was dead quiet except for the sound of a con… https://t.co/A4KMHMvaUW @IGN @empiremagazine https://t.co/KLDLoOqXShHello I would like to watch a new Star War please.
Retweeted by Jared Petty @Arumi_kai https://t.co/UB8TzkBoaDStar Wars Episode IX: Attack of the Clones Again
Retweeted by Jared Petty @TrueIthorian I liked Last Jedi, but not nearly as much as I liked TFA.Of all the third generation Star Wars films, I enjoyed TFA the most by a wide margin. I appreciate the similar part… https://t.co/hsO0cF6mnCHello I would like to watch a new Star War please.Star Wars Episode IX: Attack of the Clones Again
4/12
2019
My Star Wars Celebration prediction is a 13 episode live action series all about Padme and Anakin's time hiding out… https://t.co/efnZmFojyI
Retweeted by Jared PettySeriously who even wants to rule Westeros it's a terrible place go find an island or something and chill out.
Retweeted by Jared Petty @corybarlog True. @TinaAmini @ZachariusD @IGN Remember that Galactica episode with all the boxing where everybody fights and like hal… https://t.co/AA4BUJfc54My Star Wars Celebration prediction is a 13 episode live action series all about Padme and Anakin's time hiding out… https://t.co/efnZmFojyI @TinaAmini @ZachariusD The current Passive Aggressive Threat Level of the @IGN newsroom is straight past red and in… https://t.co/ImuJt8p356 @rachelheldevans God loves you, she's proud of you, and I imagine she's grateful you choose to speak even in the fa… https://t.co/VEO0sai8zk @Luceobrien @TomRMarks @DanStapleton PASTE GOOGLY EYES TO THE BACK. @GameOverGreggy @JohnLAceEsq @KindaFunnyVids Johnny Ace killed me just so he could have the show. Avenge me, Gregory.
4/11
2019
@JsLockload Is your belly button responsible for Brexit?!Real photos of black holes: https://t.co/ywdoqlcyWS @darthmarto *its @darthmarto I have not gone. I've now read multiple critical reviews by writers I trust bemoaning it's standout awf… https://t.co/8rcTaOOTlI @TinaAmini This is very good.Well, apparently Hellboy is terrible so here is a tiny kitten to make you feel better. https://t.co/XmABRbZlm8 @DanStapleton I think Sonic already won. @joejennings2 @agentbizzle I WISH @KindaFunnyVids @RhiCosplay @GyftedDim63 Congrats you coupla' crazy kids! @Mi5terDNA @rdbaaa @retronauts Thank you.2/2 "...How soon unaccountable I became tired and sick, Till rising and gliding out I wander’d off by myself, In th… https://t.co/judGJIvANn"When I heard the learn’d astronomer, When the proofs, the figures, were ranged in columns before me, When I was sh… https://t.co/zDj4ZieASJ @agentbizzle Hunter S. Thompson was the first game journalist. He wrote about the game of LIFE.Life is perhaps the most naturally-governed of all known things, yet its presence likewise most astoundingly pushes… https://t.co/gRfbeA9hxv @HavokRose One-Punch Pan.
4/10
2019

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