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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues Dallas, from a DC-9 at night.

Unrepentant whistler.

1,263 Following   614 Followers   36,695 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/14/09


@jaimemaas @MgtyMicroscope @Tayster @jpalmerdubs @upwithpeople @UWPIAA Oh, I’m familiar, but I’m gonna watch that anyway! @NightPromoting This one...this one made me feel a little sad. @tgilley817 @BudKennedy OK, sure, whatever, go fishing or volunteering for Meals on Wheels or read a book then, don… https://t.co/jtHViVCdSN @NebraskaTyler I don’t have a Washington Post account, so I can’t read and comment on a story that Berenson clearly… https://t.co/aFhNf9tHPv @lrc2009 I think that the Girl Scouts have been a force for social good the last few years; I won’t overly begrudge… https://t.co/OONvyzNnSl
10/29
2020
@lrc2009 Oh, people are literally upset at that tweet. Like, “I’m never ordering cookies again” etc etcJiminy https://t.co/ktXDOLRVwK @BudKennedy God these people need to get lives. @sweetbabette @levarburton I ran into him on set down there a couple weeks ago. You will be shocked to hear he seems like a good guy!Coney Barrett is a hack who came by her seat in an incredibly gross way, but the people upset at the Girl Scouts a… https://t.co/y6AhwbXjbS @NebraskaTyler @IanTFury @govkristinoem Their positivity rate is off the charts and their governor refuses to even… https://t.co/1il0lhOqBUlol https://t.co/UDnnSA1wAsI’ve walked the line with Scabby all over this great land—Scabby is by, of, and for the working people. You can try… https://t.co/rORsepIBLBWhy these diner stories were so maddening: They serve to oversimplify a white notion of "real" America, instead of… https://t.co/5khhq3uDnr
Retweeted by Joel ReamerWhat is the artist trying to say https://t.co/ccCyZWhzwh @IanTFury @govkristinoem Do you guys know what a backwards mess you look like to much of the rest of the country? @SpataTimes I loved how you don’t indicate who has what sign (that might read as sarcasm; it is not).I know I’ve said this kind of thing mostly about the White House’s “protocols,” but if we saw something like this h… https://t.co/qncTR0JJYLlolwut https://t.co/q0fJMXiV83In fairness, the sport is not called Major League Infection Control
Retweeted by Joel ReamerThe new Body Worlds exhibit is incredible. https://t.co/apPhA6U1WKChristmas Eve Game Seven https://t.co/cOLvLbJreW @OrneryPiglett I thought it was just a general sentiment.Bugger. Well, no need to talk of this baseball “season” ever again, though it did often provide entertainment and respite.I was at the Goonies house today. https://t.co/0UvdoLnkDM @chrisna Weird, I woulda thought they had just the St. Louis stations. I bet Rolla and Cape Girardeau TV channels h… https://t.co/2nKr52QZyS @DanielleVEsq A woman running for Oregon’s STATE SENATEVisiting a television market like Portland Oregon, I get two states’ worth of ridiculous attack ads. https://t.co/PJ6OJBkwC1 @harrysiegel @jaycaspiankang That was incredible, and despite the dark edges a balm to the earlier story about the… https://t.co/5ry5sXvoLK
10/28
2020
Boy I’m shocked by the mess with @BadgerFootball right now. https://t.co/51L3UnYWPd @OrneryPiglett Well, yeah! It’s like the lime green and purple apartment block. @jesus_jimz God I hate that franchise. @jesus_jimz #CardinalsDevilMagicgtfoh https://t.co/6DdlHDpKBC @terrapin_sf No! @BeschlossDC https://t.co/OP7ZhaK8FRI keep looking in the background of these photos to see if any of these dumb assholes are the dumb assholes I grew… https://t.co/dRcMS61ryVAs a Brewers fan, I would like to celebrate ANY World Series wins. But you know, I’d still probably revere the losi… https://t.co/hxU5SpLH7x @alivicwil It’s batshit nuts here these days. @MrHoward After reading that programming tab, I cannot be convinced this is real.we, the viewers, deserve better https://t.co/WH3aj1vbuv
Retweeted by Joel Reamer @gangrey This American Life this week had a similarly horrifying story about Nicaraguan asylum seekers. @JLap64 (I like that autocorrect!) @JLap64 Oh good—I’m supposed to fly in next week. I just landed in the Pacific Northwest today, and it’s on the gro… https://t.co/HagauJZClG @JLap64 All the shows I handle in ABQ are having, understandably, major freakouts. It’s gonna be really hard to sho… https://t.co/uof2H0bJay @meshawnmaria @coldwars How many abortions do you think the guy in your banner has paid for? @mtwidns This account is gonna do numbers tonight. @thedavidcrosby I thought it was quite good, especially the remixed-Beach Boys score. Beat Beach Boys movie but that’s a very low bar.I wasn’t prepared for reality to become an RPG chat room. https://t.co/aKHhngVwupIt was the first time a nominee didn’t get a vote from the minority in 151 years.Zero opposition! https://t.co/Jzak5XgrlUI passed this truck in Western Washington around the time Coney Barrett got confirmed. “Black Guns Matter.” Whew! W… https://t.co/tJuSSvsvz4
10/27
2020
@MKupperman Out on the road in the hinterlands I’ve noticed that she and AOC are the bogeymen in races they have li… https://t.co/bHb4wG030I @JackJmatt True. Similarly, only a quarter of me wasn’t joking around. @CheckersN @JackJmatt @AsteadWesley Those people elected Steve King. @SouthwestAir Caught a meeting of Ones. https://t.co/VT1RtjsmW5 @SouthwestAir Currently connecting at DEN https://t.co/Y0Qthe3rDz @barryisthedon Yeah, there is no Sconnie Time in my near-future. @barryisthedon It keeps Thanksgivings lively. @barryisthedon I’m related to both!Two drifters, off to see the world There’s such a lot of world to see My huckleberry friend, moon water and me 🌝 🌊
Retweeted by Joel Reamer @justinsreedy Ugh, sorry man.I always wish I could have seen his “K2” set on Broadway in the 80s. https://t.co/wzgQT2h9ns @MilesKlee I love Southwest but I have definitely had seatmates on there that I would have preferred to be a 12’ skeleton. @1010WINS “Born on third base...thinks he hit a triple...”.@MilesKlee: “...............DAMN IT!” https://t.co/a9SKjUou9nyou know the moon water has got to be colder and fresher than Night Water from the sink at 3am. crisper than water… https://t.co/jigZJ5qhCP
Retweeted by Joel ReamerI think it's really important to remember this doesn't come out of incompetence. This comes out of extreme, incredi… https://t.co/PRqVgw9zlc
Retweeted by Joel ReamerCroz is having a good time on the Twitter machine this morning. @thedavidcrosby https://t.co/xh4VQVVDPJLanding in Denver. Looks like planet Hoth down there. https://t.co/kRw7mVlP8dViola Smith, trailblazing female drummer from Wisconsin, dies at 107 https://t.co/OWGQEchT59
Retweeted by Joel Reamer @FrancisBrennan Just take a minute and give hard thought to what you’re doing with your life. You don’t need to be this way.He’s really something. https://t.co/oup7zCXqL2 @KenLayne “MYSTERY SOLVED” might be over-the-top, but that one person is the head of the Keck Observatory and gave… https://t.co/ioAsBTq3CdWow. Stop and Be Friendly. https://t.co/HXYPKQpd3CDrag. @Lindasantangel1 @cara_jeffrey The roof is closed.This is a really good example of how someone not from Texas talks when they want to sound Texan. https://t.co/U6bfakCx35
Retweeted by Joel Reamer @wireframebb Figured it was that or the White Castle. @murphstahoe @mikesonn Yeah, no bueno @kbiegel You’re a traitor to Cougartown, Kevin.
10/26
2020
These people aren’t gonna automatically stop being dumb, cruel, bloviating assholes once Trump loses. https://t.co/ASmyYL9vPOThe legend grows. https://t.co/OcGBp6l1aFWay cool, I love seeing all these Dodgers fans who have been hanging out indoors together, shouting, often maskless… https://t.co/WoNQZ6PPTh @route9signs Every time I roll with this shirt I get a parent with their kid asking them, “What are those on that g… https://t.co/seuOAi1oG6 @route9signs Cool mask on your wife @ClueHeywood “Welcome, foolish mortals.” @HowardMortman @senatemajldr @jasonjdick Just a perfect distillation of how government has become way more about po… https://t.co/MA9PCGLmUGhttps://t.co/0yvbVOOfEh https://t.co/wrcTXS43MmI’ve met Batista on set for work. He’s a good union member. https://t.co/9xdWYPxJhK @gregauman @tashanreed @VicTafur Damn, you are the fastest tweet on the timeline.Uh oh...does he think I’m Mr. Brown? https://t.co/7yp4x9Cl3b @NFLSTROUD I travel to Vegas for work a lot, stay right across the street at the Staybridge Suites (very glamorous,… https://t.co/vaDTBe7Qwx @TheAVClub “:Voldemort’s Lament”🥞 In the 1960's Pancake Palace used to be a restaurant in the old International Terminal (now Terminal 2). The pala… https://t.co/LzJcabGT9R
Retweeted by Joel Reamer“Who are you people?” https://t.co/8TMXGeqzAL @OrneryPiglett “South Carolina is not for sale, Lindsey Graham Dot Com, that is Lindsey Graham Dot Com.” @MrHoward Uh ohBrett Phillips sighting. The Happy Warrior.
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10/25
2020

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