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I'm Kevin, I always wanted a My Pet Monster (except for real). My favorite color is Glow in the Dark. Stuck between 1982 and 1992. Let's do the time warp again.

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Forget Borat, when we getting that Brüno sequel?This song is so British it just colonized my ear drums and lives there now. https://t.co/LRvfoGvvkpA silly song used to promote a video game didn't have to rip this hard...but it does, and it rules. https://t.co/ybGMBYYtB3When they used NJ for Crystal Lake it’s this lush beautiful tableau, but when they moved production to California,… https://t.co/YzeLN2k499
Retweeted by PhantoMantisI hope Mulaney does a Halloween themed Musical Sketch. 🎃'Scooby-Doo': @WesLara Looks at a Franchise in Desperate Need of a Definitive Video Game https://t.co/WSzTRx2iO8
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10/26
2020
@GneissPetunia It smells like old fryer oil.Finger licking good. https://t.co/qUPSzNHso3 @timothuney Am I crazy, I'm willing to wait for theaters?This is my most relatable Onion Story. https://t.co/ooHSxN3tzE
10/25
2020
@ScoobyAddict Selling out fast. @c3poscereal They are in a tote in my closet but off the top of my head, Aladdin, Skitchin, Castlevania: Bloodlines… https://t.co/fAGKgF8aBY @Darbmilne I'm not trying to make light of it. I don't think I processed her grief as a kid. Looking back she must… https://t.co/zlpQiNKj4L @morgmorgan25 Sorry so dark. But it's true.I just remembered that a majority of my Sega Genesis games came from a dead kid. My Mom had a coworker who's son wa… https://t.co/2EQbGx17quSchooled should have been renewed and The Goldbergs should've been canceled. #SorryNotSorry @NecroticDoctor Oh my gourd.https://t.co/VDGeMF3OQL
10/24
2020
THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984) Cinematography by Lloyd Kaufman & James London Directed by Michael Herz & Lloyd Kaufman… https://t.co/xANrDmq83EFOOTLOOSE (1984) Cinematography by Ric Waite Directed by Herbert Ross #OnePerfectShot https://t.co/t0HpCOoEvcSOUTHLAND TALES is bad and I refuse to reappraise it. Now excuse me while I watch my blu-ray of SHOWGIRLS.Me mixing Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper when I was 12. https://t.co/1M8VLeeBHt🏹📼 https://t.co/CePkUk8tiBJeffrey Combs should have starred in HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS instead of Moranis. Also, his character should have still been Herbert West.
Retweeted by PhantoMantisWhite Castle burgers have instructions for Steaming Them. https://t.co/35TmMFPmQrPop quiz! Who sang these favorite Halloween songs? I got 10 out of 10. https://t.co/RmMWTR5EI0Last four watched. https://t.co/VBTMhbDDeThttps://t.co/fuVhgHnrJY
10/23
2020
I really want the Sesame Street Lego. It's just so wholesome. ☺Take a shot OF the dark… not IN the dark. 📸🥃🦑 Official rules: https://t.co/WU4ANR48hG #Kraken #ReleaseTheKraken https://t.co/bP21A4ga1w
Retweeted by PhantoMantisTell your Cat I said hi.Heavens to?How about Guillermo del Toro's The Munsters?It’s building and moving day on 1, 2, 3 Sesame Street… 🏘️ https://t.co/RdjIt62N88 https://t.co/obDCexuXPa
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @kinky_horror HALLOWEEN III and THE LORDS OF SALEM.2 Live Crew’s Obscenity Trial, Remembered by Luther Campbell and Doug Morris, 30 Years Later https://t.co/KqkwwilUPx via @variety @timothuney https://t.co/9K0lSVBC34When I was in high school I could tuck in my shirt 20 times a day.Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? https://t.co/Res16RWm1tDoes this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? https://t.co/n5IkMmyNuODoes this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? https://t.co/0u6ewo9BbA👀 https://t.co/pZkHpEBrj9Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? https://t.co/ixp7o8GxExMy Biggest regret in life is not seeing Blackpink when they played Fort Worth. I could've been there, I think I was… https://t.co/B9WB71QodM @timothuney Allen.I thought the Ghostbusters release date was old news.
10/22
2020
@GneissPetunia https://t.co/ftr9ltt004 @Quibi #Quibi https://t.co/G48UuRq6psSo this is a hint that The Ayer Cut is happening? @Specs1962 I ❤ your Halloween avi. https://t.co/vT3ceq7sfbYou can always find a spooktacular selection at Spec's!🧛 👻 https://t.co/yLaPqu58RF
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @furkyourwurk https://t.co/6XswZy3Xpj @ChrisIsHCFest That sounds like an awesome show. @Heisenherr Yes.90s bands fronted by women might be my favorite musical genre. https://t.co/QbMzvq4UbxYou might say Toad is a fun guy. 🥁🤭 https://t.co/ZTrMriOLgh @Batboy1989 You're right, that's why my boy Bane's plan to Nuke was better.Was Ra's al Ghul really wrong? https://t.co/6HL1kI1Ptn @JoshHouchin Cause you don't mess around, with God's America. https://t.co/TkNamROCYBhttps://t.co/PP9HOTd310 https://t.co/YD2Cj9JwRENot all of us have Pro Accounts, check your privilege https://t.co/9ANUOL7QsdHorror Icons Jamie Lee Curtis and Neve Campbell Compare Notes on Their Reigns as Scream Queens… https://t.co/dwviwia4us
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @ThePseudosapien They should've been. But I think the gross-out toy fad was winding down.https://t.co/SCAz8xC5snI got: Ireland https://t.co/2mnEDgeWjuhttps://t.co/avhdPdmHcX @TheWedgeSerpent https://t.co/UQat6qvWltOutgrossed STAR WARS in Japan. 🇯🇵 https://t.co/rsjE1eWLYeTired: Madballs Wired: https://t.co/g4V4hfiGV8 @GneissPetunia I mumble.Wife: "Who's that." Me: "Bill Hader from IT: Chapter 2." Wife: "I haven't seen Pikachu." Me: "I didn't say Pikachu, I said IT: Chapter 2."Bruh... “After she removes his microphone, Giuliani, 76, can be seen lying back on the bed, fiddling with his untuc… https://t.co/DkecApmnId
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @lincolnwrites I never knew about this until now.https://t.co/5avJULMkbm https://t.co/E9MHMxu6QO @lincolnwrites What the heck? @chickendynasty The human body still hiding secrets.Apparently Venus Fly Traps can eat Tofu. https://t.co/cbQsvUG7ijScientists discover new organ in the throat https://t.co/4Ir2iMpOnFIt also might be proof of time travel. Maybe. https://t.co/EFrsmO1L1o
Retweeted by PhantoMantishttps://t.co/00i6HAnFth https://t.co/P1bUShm1WKhttps://t.co/PsvWpgoWziWithout downloading new pics, where are you mentally? https://t.co/1SrmiQ96gMhttps://t.co/iQCQ8B2EHqhttps://t.co/dJlJcntxNA @TeddyRay1 The Totinos sketches are all classic.Nothing but respect for MY Chris https://t.co/EA4Sxs77cy
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @lincolnwrites Can't top that. 🤣How you gonna do a parody of a parody? https://t.co/TrF9RXR4v1Good luck with that J Balvin Meal, the McFlurry Machine never works. https://t.co/XXYXxVh2g9Blackpink is on Kimmel tonight. https://t.co/ByQeasypX3 @chickendynasty @timberninj I want the K-Bar Tactical Spork. It's the Spork Rambo would use. https://t.co/KAYh4GF5Ar @chickendynasty D 4 J @vizual_leader Damn.Vanessa Bayer is a national treasure. https://t.co/sh2gVcNqiYThe CRAZY era of 4MINUTE wasn't appreciated enough. And this has been my random K-POP opinion of the night. https://t.co/CO5preGDLz @timothuney @chickendynasty IRL I would've went with Barq's Root Beer, Sour Patch Kids, and Flamin Hot Cheetos. @timothuney @chickendynasty You must choose.Listens to Danzig once. https://t.co/oF6qQs58Vi. Introducing JAMIE LEE CURTIS as… https://t.co/OTjZCclG9q
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @GneissPetunia I love Sprite, but I also need caffeine.
10/21
2020

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