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I'm Kevin, I always wanted a My Pet Monster (except for real). My favorite color is Glow in the Dark. Stuck between 1982 and 1992. Let's do the time warp again.

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Forget Borat, when we getting that Brüno sequel?This song is so British it just colonized my ear drums and lives there now. silly song used to promote a video game didn't have to rip this hard...but it does, and it rules. they used NJ for Crystal Lake it’s this lush beautiful tableau, but when they moved production to California,…
Retweeted by PhantoMantisI hope Mulaney does a Halloween themed Musical Sketch. 🎃'Scooby-Doo': @WesLara Looks at a Franchise in Desperate Need of a Definitive Video Game
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@GneissPetunia It smells like old fryer oil.Finger licking good. @timothuney Am I crazy, I'm willing to wait for theaters?This is my most relatable Onion Story.
@ScoobyAddict Selling out fast. @c3poscereal They are in a tote in my closet but off the top of my head, Aladdin, Skitchin, Castlevania: Bloodlines… @Darbmilne I'm not trying to make light of it. I don't think I processed her grief as a kid. Looking back she must… @morgmorgan25 Sorry so dark. But it's true.I just remembered that a majority of my Sega Genesis games came from a dead kid. My Mom had a coworker who's son wa… should have been renewed and The Goldbergs should've been canceled. #SorryNotSorry @NecroticDoctor Oh my gourd.
THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984) Cinematography by Lloyd Kaufman & James London Directed by Michael Herz & Lloyd Kaufman… (1984) Cinematography by Ric Waite Directed by Herbert Ross #OnePerfectShot TALES is bad and I refuse to reappraise it. Now excuse me while I watch my blu-ray of SHOWGIRLS.Me mixing Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper when I was 12.🏹📼 Combs should have starred in HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS instead of Moranis. Also, his character should have still been Herbert West.
Retweeted by PhantoMantisWhite Castle burgers have instructions for Steaming Them. quiz! Who sang these favorite Halloween songs? I got 10 out of 10. four watched.
I really want the Sesame Street Lego. It's just so wholesome. ☺Take a shot OF the dark… not IN the dark. 📸🥃🦑 Official rules: #Kraken #ReleaseTheKraken
Retweeted by PhantoMantisTell your Cat I said hi.Heavens to?How about Guillermo del Toro's The Munsters?It’s building and moving day on 1, 2, 3 Sesame Street… 🏘️
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @kinky_horror HALLOWEEN III and THE LORDS OF SALEM.2 Live Crew’s Obscenity Trial, Remembered by Luther Campbell and Doug Morris, 30 Years Later via @variety @timothuney I was in high school I could tuck in my shirt 20 times a day.Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you?👀 this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? Biggest regret in life is not seeing Blackpink when they played Fort Worth. I could've been there, I think I was… @timothuney Allen.I thought the Ghostbusters release date was old news.
@GneissPetunia @Quibi #Quibi this is a hint that The Ayer Cut is happening? @Specs1962 I ❤ your Halloween avi. can always find a spooktacular selection at Spec's!🧛 👻
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @furkyourwurk @ChrisIsHCFest That sounds like an awesome show. @Heisenherr Yes.90s bands fronted by women might be my favorite musical genre. might say Toad is a fun guy. 🥁🤭 @Batboy1989 You're right, that's why my boy Bane's plan to Nuke was better.Was Ra's al Ghul really wrong? @JoshHouchin Cause you don't mess around, with God's America. all of us have Pro Accounts, check your privilege Icons Jamie Lee Curtis and Neve Campbell Compare Notes on Their Reigns as Scream Queens…
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @ThePseudosapien They should've been. But I think the gross-out toy fad was winding down. got: Ireland @TheWedgeSerpent STAR WARS in Japan. 🇯🇵 Madballs Wired: @GneissPetunia I mumble.Wife: "Who's that." Me: "Bill Hader from IT: Chapter 2." Wife: "I haven't seen Pikachu." Me: "I didn't say Pikachu, I said IT: Chapter 2."Bruh... “After she removes his microphone, Giuliani, 76, can be seen lying back on the bed, fiddling with his untuc…
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @lincolnwrites I never knew about this until now. @lincolnwrites What the heck? @chickendynasty The human body still hiding secrets.Apparently Venus Fly Traps can eat Tofu. discover new organ in the throat also might be proof of time travel. Maybe.
Retweeted by PhantoMantis downloading new pics, where are you mentally? @TeddyRay1 The Totinos sketches are all classic.Nothing but respect for MY Chris
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @lincolnwrites Can't top that. 🤣How you gonna do a parody of a parody? luck with that J Balvin Meal, the McFlurry Machine never works. is on Kimmel tonight. @chickendynasty @timberninj I want the K-Bar Tactical Spork. It's the Spork Rambo would use. @chickendynasty D 4 J @vizual_leader Damn.Vanessa Bayer is a national treasure. CRAZY era of 4MINUTE wasn't appreciated enough. And this has been my random K-POP opinion of the night. @timothuney @chickendynasty IRL I would've went with Barq's Root Beer, Sour Patch Kids, and Flamin Hot Cheetos. @timothuney @chickendynasty You must choose.Listens to Danzig once. Introducing JAMIE LEE CURTIS as…
Retweeted by PhantoMantis @GneissPetunia I love Sprite, but I also need caffeine.