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it's been tough to reckon with the fact that wanting healthcare for everyone has somewhat alienated me from my natu… https://t.co/zn6y8AyoHH
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekThread. https://t.co/J1AkUH4L5gIn related news, Mnuchin promised that the next round of DC superhero movies wouldn’t suck. https://t.co/Lerb0b6CdNI don't speak much about it, but teaching in prison is eye-opening. Poor men, white+poc, are generally not oriented… https://t.co/bDqVGWepPi
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekIf people focus on political goals, give real thought to how to attain them, even partially, they would not talk so… https://t.co/ibw0xSgwTo
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekFun fact: fuckin' a is short for fuckin' academia
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberekever think about how our politics would be if the party had stood behind ACORN in the face of an obvious hatchet jo… https://t.co/fktSw6mj3n
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekIn which the portion of the headline about class is not insignificant. https://t.co/IkqJZyyMp8 @V21collective Somebody prod Len for a Skype follow-up! @V21collective It would be interesting, though, to convene a panel that included some non-tenure line people—even o… https://t.co/6AsCEkXdJyI think that Joe Rogan has been a gigantic negative on people- especially men- in my peer group. However- the mains… https://t.co/aCCyyBxhkj
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekI can't stand Joe Rogan. I have also spent more time in combat sports gyms over the last decade than most any of yo… https://t.co/YpEjO5thZA
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberekthe russian state is bad and autocratic regimes are bad but y'all just sound like basic red scare anticommunists and it's exhausting
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberek @AmyClukey I blame—no joke—the rise of SUV’s in the nineties.
1/24
2020
the committed immobility of the anti-pipeline encampment and the compelled mobility of the refugee are the same fight
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekI am 100% behind the anti-Bernie squad screaming "Biden never actually said he'd cut Social Security" for the next… https://t.co/LPotmvuRLl
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekTrump has absolutely asked Steve Mnuchin if it's possible to take out a reverse mortgage on the White House because… https://t.co/yW5zzxB9wA
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberek @LarryChicago “All in the Family” was my first babysitter. It’s where I learned to be critical of liberals. @erikstrobl Just a second of nerdiness to say this is a positively brilliant inversion of the habit of answering de… https://t.co/NvtyaFofZYwriting a dissertation -finite -they'll make you print it -eventually will doom you to the academic… https://t.co/xhDHlh0CNt
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberek @AmyClukey Somewhere in Staffordshire a 71-year old Tony Iommi begins penning the long-awaited sequel to “Iron Man.”It sure would be great to once again hear this sort of blandly empty rhetoric coming from the White House! https://t.co/tiKH8Km8CYYOU WERE LITERALLY FOUNDED SO SOME DUDE COULD GET AROUND THIS RULE. https://t.co/jVMrkGcJq8Overdue. https://t.co/mJEsF0biWI @joshuaclov3r Or maybe you’re just a bad person because you don’t like novels and miss out on all that training in… https://t.co/r0pQfFyEaWMy therapist asked me what my "goals" are and apparently a list of people I want to destroy is an unacceptable response
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekKudos to every church in the US that’s bussing it’s teen members to DC this week for a white supremacist rally.My thread morphed into an OpEd for the @washingtonpost https://t.co/aW54JTj5lf
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekWhen your brand is “smart.” https://t.co/7vloIo3RIlFor anyone buying the “all those elites in higher education” narrative, please know: “Non-tenure-track faculty memb… https://t.co/lmFc7UIqvd
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekSomeone told me not to buy candy from the people on the train because it is a "scam". How the fuck is it a "scam"?… https://t.co/jlnBI2Tc3b
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekEvery single person who helped facilitate and/or unleash white-supremacist authoritarianism in America is being reh… https://t.co/mLxf6DMfyQ
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekThat's funny. Jamie Dimon seemed fine with corporate socialism when his bank got a $416 billion bailout from Americ… https://t.co/qlzirxekwH
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberekyour diversity statement is an extremely important measure of your commitment to writing a diversity statement
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1/23
2020
This is some quality paratext. https://t.co/fXjvkgISsLIf you think literature exists to humanize other people for you, perhaps you're part of the problem.
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekI am willing to sign a 7-figure book contract in exchange for widespread mockery and disdain, just FYI.
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1/22
2020
@jsench Speaking from Missouri, it helps if you go into the game with a talented quarterback.Inside you there are two wolves. One thinks you are posting too many Hegel jokes. One thinks you aren't posting eno… https://t.co/u6sFcUjPFN
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberekwe regret to the inform you that if you don't allow us to enact violence on black and brown bodies under the auspic… https://t.co/9a6YGQUvHR
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekHILLARY CLINTON: Bernie Sanders is a big ruiner. He ruined everything. Nobody likes him. He’s the worst person in t… https://t.co/mnZ5uGfVoJ
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberekworth saying out loud that the strategic erosion of tenure line positions in English & other humanities fields, des… https://t.co/ObNfh5uagq
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekHow can you train your whole life for something and be this bad at it? https://t.co/Kk4LIyzJMSME in 2008: Twitter is a radically new medium and I must share my thoughts with the professionalism with which I ap… https://t.co/riObT5tYb1
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberek @TheGreatKatee Pretty damn good. @guttergeek Not the best legacy management.Moderates: What this Titanic needs right now is someone who can rearrange the deck chairs.
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekThe great tragedy of the Democrats in this impeachment inquiry is that right is on their side, truth is on their si… https://t.co/ej0eBkYMCr
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberekfeeling tremendous solidarity with bernie today ❤️ nobody likes me, nobody wants to work with me, and i never get anything done either
Retweeted by Andrew Hobereki actually glue trilogies together to create one very large book
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekI just wish Bernie would open up about Tom Steyer.
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekGive it up for Bernie, he gets the key dis-endorsements.So, hand to god, as twitter is blowing up about HRC’s hot takes I just picked up an Uber passenger, a woman and a t… https://t.co/M9AC6DtqZB
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekRelatable! https://t.co/JmY5VJCuKn @joshuaclov3r Joke all you want but those fish oil pills really work.I honestly think Steyer joined the race to say hi and make friends. Which relatable it’s super tough finding friend… https://t.co/M1XTnnTT8X
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekIs there any serious doubt in anyone's mind that Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel would have backed Bernie Sanders's campaign?
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekLike clockwork every election cycle: Krugman forgets everything he wrote about inequality and legalized corruption… https://t.co/5yUa7E9lhT
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberekgood evening. "the new york times" was a 171 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now co… https://t.co/fcwjDZZ4T6
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberek @AmyClukey @pintsandpoetry Also the Birmingham, England of the US. In both cases, because of steel—it’s where compa… https://t.co/CA5m7yQ8fJ
1/21
2020
Bernie’s gonna win in the South. https://t.co/CWXQgLWBxScan’t a man whisper “hail hydra” in peace https://t.co/8pwFVsufz7
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekIf I was Bernie I'd put out a statement today saying that the "basket case governments...south of the Rio Grande" s… https://t.co/iXRyB4GwWy
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekThere appear to be no other candidates at this event so I assume steyer called bernie up and said “hey bernie what… https://t.co/Ev3NhZbFic
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekCounterpoint: Joe Biden is deeply corrupt, and it’s sad we can’t impeach him too. https://t.co/kxW48Jk62Uincreasingly clear that the sole reason steyer ran was to become friends with bernie https://t.co/AlhRVHqlq1
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekAbsolutely fantastic for all genders for the NYT to endorse an awful, conservative candidate and watch people with… https://t.co/AnLwRBlbL9
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberektfw President Sanders raises your taxes https://t.co/S3jtohd4xN
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekWarren and Klobuchar are both women. Get it??? GET IT?!
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekBernie Sanders truly is America. https://t.co/0rkKpagRAo
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekNYT in 2020: We don’t understand what the word “wide” means. https://t.co/JDp2jBQEpMSome seem to believe that @BernieSanders looks down on "identity politics" as if to diminish issues about represent… https://t.co/82pxJUO1k4
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekYour annual reminder that Dr. King believed in guaranteed universal basic income that gave all people a dignified l… https://t.co/QTMZOi5THl
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekThe New York Times was the giant psychic said we didn’t know we needed. https://t.co/gSSGqFIb6gHow many prices does a motherfucker have to fix to get an endorsement around here
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekHere’s the unsigned letter the @FBI sent Dr. King trying to get him to kill himself https://t.co/LoK4vp9Ljv https://t.co/zLVJCEaU7D
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekShould’ve known that, like the Booker Prize, when the NYT endorsement is awarded to a woman they have to share.
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekOur unrealistic choice has a well-funded campaign and national following and numerous plans for changing policy thr… https://t.co/3sBU23MhYj
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekIn a break with convention, I'm recommending that the journal publish and not publish this article I'm reviewing.
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberek @joshuaclov3r “If there was ever a time to go back and stand on the other shore of the Rubicon, this is it.”The Times board thought to torpedo both Sanders and Biden, but in their narcissism failed to realize their dis-endo… https://t.co/2l4E4L1vsAI think this might’ve been where Bernie lost their endorsement https://t.co/MmhFL5vli1
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberektl;dr the bourgeoisie does not have its shit together
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberek“I would vote for both Warren and Klobuchar if I could.” https://t.co/x3ZCxmzm13
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekThe Editorial Board wants Warren Klobuchar six way parlay, Klobuchar tip Warren cover Warren first half points Warr… https://t.co/rAUfk0itDJ
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberekpicking both the second-most progressive candidate and also the second-most conservative candidate running in the s… https://t.co/izpNWDBCuG
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekTattoo it to my corpse! https://t.co/iM1QZvVJha
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberek @pintsandpoetry You know the present is a time of decadence because the NYT skipped straight to a "season 5 of an o… https://t.co/tfOCxu5w3l
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekI endorse both the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers in the Super Bowl.
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekENDORSE BOOKER YOU COWARDS. https://t.co/nVN2VIWrwTIt doesn’t matter who the NYT endorses at the level of content; at the level of form they have already endorsed Don… https://t.co/JBtF23zeKPThe neoliberal weaponization of feminism is the political neutralization of feminism. A potentially radical, milita… https://t.co/dOtIEPkXNe
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekI liked this clip bc they're comparing Bernie to Trump at the very moment they're staging their endorsement as an e… https://t.co/L6frubiDcW
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekName something more masturbatory than this that can't be classified as a "rock opera"
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekI hope to be alive on the day that there is a general understanding that "policy" as we understand it is the proble… https://t.co/JxvYssQ2QE
Retweeted by Andrew Hoberekword is that people are gathering in parks and squares all over des moines and the quad cities to be with each othe… https://t.co/nWOkeQP333
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekAnother bad feminist of color for Sanders. Maybe it’s the socialist politics or the commitment to an agenda to fund… https://t.co/upi9p8dcJQ
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekStart thinking about your sessions! Will see you in Utah! #ASAP12 ASAP/12 Call for Proposals – Association for the… https://t.co/BBswbT3M92
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1/20
2020
Last night at the PGA awards Mendes told me 1917 was ACTUALLY shot in one continuous take, if an actor flubbed a li… https://t.co/BuOt2xAAy9
Retweeted by Andrew HoberekIn his Theses, Walter Benjamin famously, if enigmatically, declares that "even the dead will not be safe from the e… https://t.co/U1OLAq6Kso
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1/19
2020

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