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Philip @philiphwoods Pasadena, CA

Geobiology graduate student and big fan of SSBM. Slippi: PDUB#256

344 Following   54 Followers   847 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/3/12


@BlueSpaceCanary Wasn’t there a journalist who “mysteriously” turned up dead after breaking the story somewhere @iamjackmanning The Jellicle Ball
9/21
2020
Turns out 4.6 earthquakes feel pretty scary when they happen within 10 miles of you @iamjackmanning https://t.co/b67x0yGkJn
9/19
2020
@bsc_sadoffmain Me: I can’t be disabled bc of depression, it’s not *that* bad and other people have it so much wors… https://t.co/aACqwXrljK
9/15
2020
forced sterilization is considered genocide under international law. https://t.co/ZZ7PvrTdIn
Retweeted by PhilipTIL that a certain british author’s pen name is actually an homage to a gay conversion therapist
9/14
2020
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9/10
2020
@BlueSpaceCanary It was unpleasant to discover yesterday that the reason it was so dark outside is there’s a huge f… https://t.co/iueqCWhP34
9/9
2020
music theory is pretty racist NEW VIDEO: https://t.co/6Ck1V4gqHr https://t.co/rEfwSt0emf
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9/8
2020
@BlueSpaceCanary Weird, I always assumed the Firstbame Bunchofnumbers people would only focus on huge accounts. Thi… https://t.co/6YoCkpmKAb
9/7
2020
Whiskey sours are delicious https://t.co/V6tmDANUSr
9/6
2020
My plan to start going on walks every day clearly has great timingJust woke up to a forecast of 111 in Pasadena today, wtf
9/5
2020
It may be an underdog, but I hope we get to see benitoite do well. It’s the California state gem and has really coo… https://t.co/CioamUFSqzIt’s a mac & cheese kind of night https://t.co/dieIM0lWqT
9/1
2020
@BlueSpaceCanary Also one person demonstrating negative self-awareness by saying they think arguing against a gende… https://t.co/XQHK4HbAXC
8/8
2020
@BlueSpaceCanary And CRISPR is like exactly Lamarckian @BlueSpaceCanary Also microbes acquire new heritable traits all the time with horizontal gene transfer
8/7
2020
ok twitter, so I filed a Public Records Act request for rejected vanity plates in CA. I spent *days* combing throug… https://t.co/0O0D0S9ehI
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8/5
2020
Birthday weekend cheesecake https://t.co/DvtO8WKVBH
8/2
2020
My laptop has been in the process of reinstalling Windows since last night do you could say I’m having an interesting workday
7/30
2020
screaming https://t.co/HngEglrcwJ https://t.co/VcTshcLQP9
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7/28
2020
It’s impossible to describe how good this smells https://t.co/wvC4UZjaIdWe are rapidly approaching Soup Time https://t.co/5Ssus4Huk7
7/27
2020
I am once again becoming a dutch oven stan accountIt’s a french onion soup afternoon https://t.co/UrOYXaFp6b
7/26
2020
Where is his other handWords With Friends content creators having a little fun this week https://t.co/IbbweK2zXI
7/24
2020
@iamjackmanning This is your worst take yetYOU GUYS WANNA KNOW SOMETHING FUNNY THE BITCOIN HACKER GUY MADE 40,000 IN FIVE MINUTES, THATS 480,000 DOLLARS AN H… https://t.co/3nmdYAouJg
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7/16
2020
The US Military Is Using Gaming to Recruit Teens: Gamers with the Army, Navy, and Air Force are spending hours on T… https://t.co/jUWKT28smp
Retweeted by Philip @iamjackmanning Me making tacos: :D My plate of tacos: :D
7/15
2020
My noodles bring all the boys to the yardThis is the real benefit of dating me https://t.co/xPDWRNuSBe
7/13
2020
@ve_money turns out my doc can still fight marth after all these years https://t.co/kPpe3fUNVEI just spent like an hour playing doc on slippi and I swear to god I did cooler stuff after not playing him for yea… https://t.co/vr0KlmEsR7
7/1
2020
What does a mask do? Blocks respiratory droplets coming from your mouth and throat. Two simple demos: First, I sn… https://t.co/wSxIkjKjWf
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6/28
2020
Ok, I've been busy all day but "Milwaukee Police caught facilitating sex trafficking ring for known sex offender an… https://t.co/CYkscgUUEo
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6/25
2020
Taking this opportunity to share the coolest spider out there https://t.co/qOp9CwE4tI https://t.co/bu5CKSNU9l
6/24
2020
I have returned from my posting hiatus to inform you all that peanuts coated with honey, chili oil, and salt is the snack of the gods
6/18
2020
This is Robert Fuller. He was found hanging from a tree near Palmdale City Hall yesterday. LA County Sheriff's say… https://t.co/WuYsf0bssf
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6/12
2020
Another world is possible https://t.co/BJVxnPcple
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6/8
2020
@BlueSpaceCanary I got an error once from some bioinformatics software that said “we know about this issue and we’r… https://t.co/JfbsYM1v9N
5/23
2020
@MaureenBug Rugose corals! https://t.co/M5ZCEGjeGt
5/20
2020
This is the hardest one of these I’ve ever seen https://t.co/KBADKyKGuc
5/18
2020
So we accidently ran an experiment where we did the most any individual can do to reduce carbon emissions and it’s… https://t.co/yyTd5VLxRM
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5/1
2020
LA County just released the results of their antibody study. Tests found that 4.1% of the county's population has… https://t.co/ibqj8Lew2V
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4/21
2020
The brow of the Blue-gray Gnatcatcher is one of the greatest gifts to this globe. (📷: David Bell) https://t.co/N6teEdHZOa
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4/19
2020
This dutch oven is too much fun https://t.co/UmNyQQ2xeU
4/16
2020
Also mildly frustrating that I’m not quite good enough at guitar yet to actually play it lolI wrote a song I’m very happy with, and then caught myself feeling disappointed that it’s not as good as songs writ… https://t.co/lca0Z51JC3
4/15
2020
if you live in the US, now would be a very sexy time to text "USPS" to 50409 so that a letter on your behalf can be… https://t.co/UKbxoMmi3Q
Retweeted by PhilipI’m always surprised how much jittery tingly havoc prescription drugs can cause
4/13
2020
Trying my hand at songwriting and it’s going better than expected!
4/12
2020
I just discovered a 2 pound can of doce de leite in my cupboard and it’s exactly what I need right now
4/10
2020
LRT: trying to give myself some good adviceYou don’t have to give yourself an aneurysm reading Twitter rageposts. There is another path. You’re not going to take it, but it’s there.
Retweeted by PhilipWatching my hope for the future disappear in real time todayCelebrated getting my first dutch oven by making a big pot roast https://t.co/n95xPVSYKF
4/8
2020
I spent a decent amount of time today coming up with a wish list of music recording equipment. Now I just have to p… https://t.co/CTIuxX78RM
4/6
2020
Crazy that a coronavirus conspiracy theory does more damage to 5G’s reputation than the actual fact that it will se… https://t.co/BPahGl9XLB
4/5
2020
It’s been three weeks, but I’m finally out of food and have to go to the store. Wish me luck
4/4
2020
Baffled by the experience of being very hungry and yet still not really feeling like eating anythingWondering how long every day can keep getting worse than the last
3/30
2020
I don’t have words for how fucked up this is https://t.co/g9wVX7K8P6
3/27
2020
LA people: this is the number 1 thing you can do to help get our city through this crisis. Our City Council is leav… https://t.co/F3uBZU3uKf
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3/24
2020
@BirdJesusSSBM Yeah
3/23
2020
These turtles are being really careless about maintaining appropriate distance https://t.co/hbjisin00JHobby Lobby owner David Green is telling store managers to stay open despite the pandemic because his wife had a vi… https://t.co/E8h01Cq1Rd
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3/22
2020
As 2.5M lose their jobs in the middle of a pandemic, remind me again why we binding health insurance to employment is a good idea.
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3/21
2020
@iamjackmanning https://t.co/7weivjfD4ENEW: After assuring the public about the government's coronavirus preparedness, Senate Intel chair Richard Burr, in… https://t.co/InZ0IGK1on
Retweeted by PhilipBlasphemy https://t.co/h7utj9NcOTI keep hearing about how we shouldn’t tax billionaires because it might limit their philanthropy. They aren’t being… https://t.co/LWA1VZLFIk
Retweeted by PhilipFor the next two weeks, we're offering ten FREE Ebooks so that you can join us. Please help us spread the word. https://t.co/rYF3PGLsGu
Retweeted by PhilipI had this thought and now you have it too: Miley VirusHot take: If 20 formative years of your life involve a major terrorist attack, two recessions, exorbitantly expensi… https://t.co/t2cgiux1ir
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3/19
2020
The gulf between what needs to happen (dramatic, sweeping transformation of our basic social contract) and what our… https://t.co/xK3wmrtu9E
Retweeted by PhilipThread. Thing is, we know how to recover from a disaster like this. We’ve done it before. It created the (white) mi… https://t.co/75vMNbBml3
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3/18
2020
The two overarching political developments right now are a radicalization of everyone’s idea of normal and a dramat… https://t.co/E6ern1669Y
Retweeted by PhilipScientists tracking the spread of the coronavirus reported on Monday that, for every confirmed case, there are most… https://t.co/QEvuGaAoZm
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3/17
2020
Please circulate this: The French government has issued a warning against taking anti-inflammatory drugs (ibuprofen… https://t.co/ayQNIKMx8M
Retweeted by PhilipThis is an absolutely stunning composite of images of the Moon, put together by photographers Connor Matherne and A… https://t.co/Tqfl42FK2H
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3/16
2020
Social distancing is the big leagues version of “leave room for Jesus”So tonight I spoke w the head of Emergency Medicine at Langone NYU and I want to pass along some important takeaway… https://t.co/GMeiTIPqvm
Retweeted by PhilipTSA is going to end up killing more people than it ever saved. https://t.co/PJdGTLX7Zw
Retweeted by PhilipI think it's still not widely understood that "mild" COVID-19 does not mean you cough a little bit. It's anything s… https://t.co/ZvQZ1DqibD
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3/13
2020
I appreciate journals making Covid19 work open access, and I hope when this is over we don’t forget that their logi… https://t.co/7FbXrPrbDE
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3/11
2020
We live in a cursed world https://t.co/QYppn7PttB
3/10
2020
Some of my work at Northwestern from a few years ago just got published! https://t.co/2RoPfsrqkz
3/9
2020
I’ve joked about making a phylogeny of food, but someone actually did it for types of clam chowder https://t.co/V2GfRX5zQ4
3/7
2020
After three straight days of leaving lab at 11, I am so so so ready for this week to be over
3/6
2020
Quick, everyone name a Biden policy without googling https://t.co/VeK2jAF2Ug
Retweeted by PhilipWho the fuck are all these people voting for BidenI’m slowly going insanenervous! nervous! nervous! nervous! nervous! nervous! nervous! nervous! nervous! nervous! nervous! nervous! nervous… https://t.co/kovIFL3tTg
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3/4
2020
It’s gonna take all my willpower to not spend my day mashing refresh on primary results every other minute for the next ten hoursIf you live in: ➡️Alabama ➡️American Samoa ➡️Arkansas ➡️California ➡️Colorado ➡️Maine ➡️Massachusetts ➡️Minnesota… https://t.co/wPEZJxd6w4
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3/3
2020

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