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Philip @philiphwoods Pasadena, CA

Geobiology graduate student and big fan of SSBM

318 Following   50 Followers   747 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/3/12


It’s like the Shaq meme in real lifeLMAO https://t.co/3nkE36oEOH
2/21
2020
sometimes people are like "this tweet is a cry for help" listen bro every tweet is a cry for help, just having an a… https://t.co/PTCpe1IkjB
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2/18
2020
Today I talked with this person in my choir more than I ever had before, and it turns out he might be a climate cha… https://t.co/3CKL1nSy0D
2/17
2020
I used to think Valentine’s day was a neutral holiday, but now I think it’s lawful evil
2/14
2020
I have finger calluses from instruments for the first time in years and I forgot how weird they are
2/13
2020
Watching old scientist men “ask questions” in a Q and A with a woman speaker is such a frustrating experience
2/11
2020
yet again real life is full of extremely heavy-handed metaphors https://t.co/0F3uqN4Q0o
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2/10
2020
The Biden campaign dropping a nuclear bomb on Mayor Pete today. This is the most brutal ad I've seen in a long tim… https://t.co/14F9euRrjP
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2/9
2020
WHAT HAS OCCURRED CANNOT BE UNDONE I have trained a neural net on a crowdsourced set of vintage jello-centric reci… https://t.co/ZwmHZaM92x
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2/7
2020
@ve_money @lucid_coffee I’m still not sure I believe there’s a world 4 and up @ve_money @lucid_coffee I have just realized that this was definitely photoshopped and now I feel like juggleguy with meleehd @ve_money @lucid_coffee Oh my god what thhe fuck how did I not see that!!!
2/6
2020
microbes are bad bitches RT if you agree
Retweeted by PhilipExcuse me. I am sad. I am homosexual. I have Depression. I'm new in town.
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2/5
2020
This is cyberpunk. Changing the physical changes the digital which changes the physical. Power held by governments… https://t.co/Ea8YW6cqU2
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2/3
2020
Being a lab biologist is just scribbling "C1V1 = C2V2" on paper towels over and over again until you die
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2/1
2020
This month really sucks
1/30
2020
Tempting fate on Highway 1 https://t.co/bHk7p4A5jz
1/19
2020
@iamjackmanning *good pictures @iamjackmanning You could have posted any of the good ones and you chose this instead smdh
1/16
2020
Buffalo wild wing gets $0 tip for serving "Bones" to me in chicken, if i had wanted to eat bones i would take my Ass to the grave yard
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1/5
2019
I didn’t expect to end my day by earing an uptempo electronic version of the Soviet anthem but here we are
12/24
2019
@DougDodsonENews The history of citrus fruits is fascinating but I always feel like a conspiracy theorist when I ta… https://t.co/IJIbkWXVfj
12/23
2019
" i dont give a fuck " - a brutal truth that may be difficult to process at times
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12/22
2019
@BlueSpaceCanary I feel like you have an incredible sense of right and wrong, and I really admire how passionately… https://t.co/sJ2hOsvtNf
12/19
2019
@ve_money The best kind
12/7
2019
Really if you think about it Jonathan Swift won this thread 290 years ago https://t.co/sW7Ryg91kc
Retweeted by PhilipCats can have a little tortilla https://t.co/stT8CqlJtr
11/24
2019
Astonishing. @BillGates, the great philanthropist of our age, is so attached to his own wealth that he refuses to… https://t.co/rWuaXQySoO
Retweeted by PhilipI have talked to friends about this for YEARS and no one ever believed me that the industry would stoop this low on… https://t.co/vdfjGefjye
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11/7
2019
My bf is a goofSup taitter itz me
11/6
2019
@graindeath At first I thought it was super dumb but now I also unironically like it
10/31
2019
This piece is one of the most beautiful one I have ever seen: perfect spessartine crystal on muscovite from Nyet Br… https://t.co/HSAyR6ics5
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10/25
2019
im angy https://t.co/bal54CphVB
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10/22
2019
@jrhennessy @lucid_coffee
10/20
2019
Once more, with feeling: PLEASE SIGN this petition to take down a consumer genetics “app” that claims to predict se… https://t.co/lAiQJw3O08
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10/12
2019
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10/10
2019
The LGBTQ rights cases before the Supreme Court could destroy sex discrimination law as we know it https://t.co/z8rZWQ1D4a
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10/8
2019
Watch how radically taxes on the wealthy have fallen over the past 70 years: (Full column:… https://t.co/xaR3H1eB88
Retweeted by PhilipWhy aren’t the subways functional? Why is college so expensive? Why is your health insurance premium so high? Why d… https://t.co/oqXb7LBlU9
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10/7
2019
Special edition Confederate States of America (1865) + Smash Bros = Confederate Bros: https://t.co/39BobfIeVP
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10/6
2019
friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli
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10/4
2019
@bsc_sadoffmain I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be more like an octopus
10/2
2019
Cursed magazine https://t.co/7KTLcgtP5c
9/28
2019
Found a praying mantis outside my apartment today https://t.co/5S9hrQzBxB
9/21
2019
The transition into the second paragraph of this article has killed me https://t.co/523123KWRt
9/20
2019
My bf only just realized that the phrase “horny on main” isn’t referring to some metaphorical Main Street somewhere out there
9/16
2019
Your boyfriend/girlfriend should never be your first priority!!!!!! Your first priority should be carbonara
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9/2
2019
Some meme necromancy for the gestalt completionist nerds. https://t.co/s3IJKrpJOA
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9/1
2019
Update: he is very good https://t.co/qSdahHsLDKMy jokester of a boyfriend is making strawberry jam while listening to Strawberry Jam by Animal Collective
8/25
2019
Karl Marx failed to consider the plight of the most oppressed group: gamers.
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8/11
2019
@BlueSpaceCanary Check out the encephalitis lethargica episode of @tpwky
8/8
2019
Every time Neil DeGrasse Tyson comments on things, I'm reminded that it's important to fund the arts and humanities.
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8/5
2019
I use this website because I got an English degree and I want to reverse that bad decision by slowly lowering my re… https://t.co/G511aKiACD
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7/27
2019
🥳 partying + 😠 angry = https://t.co/XfbSBSZkIx
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7/22
2019
A team of people were paid to produce this https://t.co/yE8G5yZWFc
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7/21
2019
I was driving during the earthquake and didn’t realize it because veering into other lanes is just something I normally do
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7/5
2019
A bit of Saturn https://t.co/cH2BP9zzzQ
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7/4
2019
CatCon day 2 is when people let their true feelings come out https://t.co/DBoPx9eKMp
6/30
2019
I want to meet this person https://t.co/EkUqgVU5xo[Gamers explaining that the final and most brutal enemy that you must defeat in a video game is called a ‘Boss’] Marx: go on
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6/29
2019
59. https://t.co/z6fl806wBV
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6/26
2019
@iamjackmanning It’s not that bad, He’ll be fine. He just needs a few days to recover
6/20
2019
2016: lol, they named it Boaty McBoatface 2019: Boaty McBoatface has determined that increasing winds have cooled… https://t.co/ekBvgZDHDD
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6/19
2019
@iamjackmanning Ur a hufflepuff
6/17
2019
It’s been months but I still can’t believe Einstein’s would just discontinue the cranberry bagel
6/15
2019
don't eat the bigot chicken https://t.co/VjIrd8VoCR
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5/16
2019
After crossing a picket line earlier in the day for some health executive money, Joe Biden went on to cross another… https://t.co/SOP3G5d6XD
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5/9
2019
I’ve been owned twice today https://t.co/Ytj7fjRxpX
5/8
2019
I have been owned https://t.co/FTnO6DCi6u
5/7
2019
@samuelhmorrison @sourjeff https://t.co/CDlO8IVyPE
5/1
2019
@dmataconis @70s_party
4/20
2019
@BlueSpaceCanary @mountain_ghosts No you’re right, that’s the pilot plot
3/27
2019
This hurt my feelings real bad https://t.co/ZS33FxstSs
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3/26
2019
There has never been a more me vibe on this earth https://t.co/eNTMECP0vP
3/19
2019
@TheMorgenroth Playing tabletop RPGs (e.g. D&D) gave me a better intuitive understanding of statistics than any cou… https://t.co/i4ENynZ5uI
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3/10
2019
@BlueSpaceCanary I also like that there are some eukaryotes that said “nah fuck this” and lost their mitochondria
3/9
2019
@ve_money @Ambisinister_ @LittleEngland22 @kyu_puff I’m still here :(
3/6
2019
Yes I love PCR! Petting Cats Routinely
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2/27
2019
America’s Next Top Model Organism
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2/21
2019
@BlueSpaceCanary Your naming scheme is very good
2/18
2019
cat vs lesser demon as bioinformatics familiar
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2/17
2019
@wormyrocks Also Blindsight @wormyrocks Among Others or Ancillary Justice
2/16
2019
A bit of Saturn https://t.co/eToh16yBgt
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2/6
2019
Holy crap. Malware hidden in a strand of DNA hijacks the computer that analyzes that particular gene sequence.… https://t.co/ZKXqvIDUp9
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2/4
2019
gay snow DNA 🏳️‍🌈 ❄️ 🏳️‍🌈❄️   ❄️  ❄️🏳️‍🌈 ❄️ 🏳️‍🌈 ❄️  🏳️‍🌈 ❄️  🏳️‍🌈 ❄️ 🏳️‍🌈 ❄️🏳️‍🌈   🏳️‍🌈  🏳️‍🌈 ❄️ 🏳️‍🌈… https://t.co/lUTgMI6Zcv
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1/22
2019
Training Mode v1.1 is out! Grab the download here: https://t.co/bxM9hzQu16 And check out everything that's been a… https://t.co/8AJ34oT89v
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1/12
2019
do science but this time for money
Retweeted by PhilipLRT: I am so, so sorryPop that pussy like a wagon wheel Pop that pussy anyway you feel Heeeeeeeey, pop that pussy Pop that pussy in… https://t.co/VH9nU1vyAU
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1/10
2019
@zomb34n It is a very good book, good choice!
1/6
2019

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