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cocreator of the HBO show Animals. demon baby sent from hell.

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Joined Twitter 4/24/11


@ClaireMPLS WOW true horror @ClaireMPLS .... did he bring the gloves @ClaireMPLS Omg @seanoconnz Damn dude this list is TIGHT
3/26
2019
@liudmer this is just his shedded skin'Jackass' and 'Tidying Up with Marie Kondo' are the only two television shows to make people actually do shit🎶At first I was afraid I was petrified & then I stayed about same for my whole life 🎶Animals. https://t.co/1SVySFQsmW @cheekfaceREAL They’re not friends it’s contentiousWho needs people when u can be them
3/25
2019
@sasamiashworth @larecord @TheEchoLA 2 presh @COBRAYAMA_ KEW! KEW! KEW!My only friends https://t.co/cJ5d1L5QbmMe listing my accomplishments at age 11 https://t.co/9i4pmmCWVX
Retweeted by phil matarese @SalemKlize @theneedledrop & the third..........? @theneedledrop Animals on H b o?That dude in the background is the wind beneath my wings. https://t.co/RraxcrDjPe
Retweeted by phil matarese @JoeStakun There’s full videos (that I’m not in I never made it into the proper matches ☹️) @JoeStakun I would not joke about thisin my towns trampoline wrestling league I insisted on being named MYSTIKALVery weird moment in the Purge Prequel??? https://t.co/4eflV1WFu2 @chrisfarren Oh I’m goin to a different one @chrisfarren What gig name namesalthough i didn’t care very much for prometheus, i’ve always thought this video (trailer?) was a total masterpiece. https://t.co/i5ba7YhQ5r
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3/24
2019
Venn diagram of my childhood that I never thought I’d see https://t.co/AUnUwAipbV @mikelucianosup Ok! 🙂 @paulrust Now and Then and Clueless were very formative for memy mother was giggling at this and told me to "take a look at that adorable dachshund, he's sleeping", she was look… https://t.co/lmhpm4qOFc
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3/23
2019
@cheekfaceREAL DM me[Drew Barrymore in Donnie Darko voice] “...of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinati… https://t.co/tjjIaxmmQgEvery AC/DC album is a concept album, and the concept is, "These guys kick ass."
Retweeted by phil matarese @JRmarsh_all @Noahpinion @mikelucianosup Wow best of luck pal @madamepotstein mine challenged me on being overprepared and i cried
3/22
2019
how often do you run your set before therapyThis weekend some lady walked into the men’s bathroom and said “hold the door I’m gonna piss” and she started pissi… https://t.co/3Sh143SBlZ @Party_Harderson "you had a good go at it thanks for your input"
3/21
2019
@cheekfaceREAL i wanna score at a cheekface show!cheekface make the stickiest tunes! https://t.co/ChatfBzCctsouth park really has the worst twitter https://t.co/dopDZbiQsH
3/20
2019
@chrisfarren Sssssaaaaaammmmeeeeee @jonahray There was a hardcore band on MySpace who’s singers were two pitbulls growling and shit... will search for linkelizabeth holmes on a rollercoaster carefully screaming in a baritone
Retweeted by phil matarese.@eholmes2003 loved your movie!
3/19
2019
@emilythough @amstutsman @mikelucianosup u hire ME @amstutsman @emilythough @mikelucianosup godspeed young padawans @ZackBornstein He’s cumming
3/18
2019
@cbcteghan Hahahah noooo not this boy I can’t @cbcteghan Shut up gumby @thottbaio https://t.co/8BeLYpjEfRKinda thought Gumby was gonna be a bigger part of my life
3/17
2019
@leaplingband https://t.co/zR0tm8CXBc
3/16
2019
Scared my mom is gonna go professional in puzzles and leave my dad
3/15
2019
@caitiedelaney Jesus Christit's alicia keys but sh'es literally falling into a well or something i think i have a pretty substantial feveri keep on falling ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉeeeeeeeeeₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑₑ
3/14
2019
Instagram FEED, twitter FEED, and us- the little hungry piggies lined up at the trough!!!! Baby wants to eat’ @JenP Sorry for your loss Jen 😢 @mikelucianosup Can u stop saying Climax
3/13
2019
@HJ_ame_S check season one episode 4 'dogs' kinda has that vibei always liked this waitlisted for heaven joke from hit tv show animals https://t.co/DLpUnYRrxdfelicity; hey w.h.- can u text me back? i rly needd ur advice on this whole scamming our daughter into college sitc… https://t.co/kFpixrxXn0love to think that while all this was happening William H Macy was off directing his magnum opus to horniness The Layover (2017)here’s my impression of the engineer who was in the studio with Fat Joe that day https://t.co/21S7ez7BqX
Retweeted by phil mataresenot a big deal but hats in the MCU are absolute shit https://t.co/W603IsjJmOreally obscure doom metal and Robin S https://t.co/zmcuQ56l9p @caitiedelaney @Dave_Horwitz davies on a one way ticket to memeville @Dave_Horwitz this dave silent reaction is great just great https://t.co/nsAfdAucyh @theshrillest @patrick_brice This is kind of my favorite movie @BJF12skipafew @311 @NickHexum @pnut guns r for pussies, omaha stylee, jackolantern's weather, freak out, downholy shit rami malek loves 311 ??!!??! https://t.co/OH6oIO05o4
3/12
2019
@patrick_brice @NickPinkerton “Thankfully I can still bust a move” https://t.co/wuCFrTaDI7Quickly made a 3/11 311 playlist of my favorite jams. https://t.co/W9gq9oPONV #NowPlayingOh ma fuckin gad it happened #311 #AnimalsHBO https://t.co/899ymukiLL
Retweeted by phil matarese @JimFish_2 Hahahaha it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen @aubreybell I basically always think I’m going to get yelled at @OnlineAlison https://t.co/Gijf4cZ32U
3/11
2019
@Dave_Horwitz Going off vague memory; Is there puppets @johnlevenstein Hahahah
3/10
2019
@bransonreese Was my confirmation saint! @bransonreese Holy shit, this one @timecrisis2000 that was one magical big blue-gie https://t.co/dG4KgDz3JXThis baklava’s got more layers than Chance the Rapper at an indoor press conference!
3/8
2019
“I love you babies!” IM CRYING https://t.co/1OhfsTMGpY
Retweeted by phil matareseme: can you dust my wets? server: you can just ask for Parmesan cheese me, confused, lifts all of my spaghetti wi… https://t.co/g5ZcKbP4hh
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3/7
2019
@aubreybell @caitiedelaney Second this
3/6
2019
@pants from you? the world. for you? the world.Me: (asleep at my first sleepover ever) Piss: https://t.co/10zVvjyyDd @pants Been there brotherMy mantra #tbt https://t.co/8InOAMPRPf @jmillstein so far this is the winnerlisten this has been on my desktop for like half a fuckin year and i need it off. you think of something funny- i'm… https://t.co/JjCD5bDSxp @pitchfork @protomartyrband GOD BLESS US EVERYONE
3/5
2019
Every day I think of new ways to put Martha Stewart back in jailhttps://t.co/fF9tEPBSyU
Retweeted by phil matareseBy the twelfth karaoke IG story the director really found their stride @HayMapApp @MarkDuplass Mark I won’t forgive u for breaking my heart right before bed @Buncahn Hahaha we got some LP heads still out there!!!!!!red dad redemption https://t.co/nAwpCWkpIqhttps://t.co/TwCUsu1ohg
3/4
2019

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