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my recorded comedy works are available at https://t.co/sBJTcq49up

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Joined Twitter 3/3/09


Eoin, did u collect the eggs
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @richardosman https://t.co/bP0lpQEenN @SeanMarum @PaulKimmage I actually know who that belongs to! I'm more this kind of French wanker https://t.co/Trur9X2neC @gearoidfarrelly hahaha @Nyeasha_e Aww love this. Can’t believe you didn’t turn up for the big day :((
2/28
2020
@guy_mont Can of beer?SAME GIRL https://t.co/1r6S3JmNbo @gearoidfarrelly PLUS THREE RECENT BILLS @AdrianAndShane I HOPE THEY WERE TASTEFUL @jammyCon I get sad when I see a small radiator heating a large room @LikeSewAmazing I AM SO SORRY @RainbowSteps hahaha @dfame2016 EXACTLYa creep fake me is on Facebook asking for ladies' numbers and using kiss emojis. I have reported him/it and all but… https://t.co/V2vUS4rVkL @MrNishKumar @daraobriain this is like when I did the 'I Do A Robbery at Half Time in Every Gig Tour' @daraobriain have u done a murder and gone on the run?https://t.co/Ai1jSpxNf7
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @SecondCaptains a lovely bit of stuff https://t.co/PPfqSnBbca
2/27
2020
@BigDirtyFry https://t.co/1npiRU07Ub @etienneshrdlu they're the new RYANAIR ARE ABOUT TO CHARGE YOU FOR TAKING A SHIT @PrayForPatrick PrayForPatrick please PrayForDavidIt's been a great 7 years and I will always love the guys but I am leaving BTS to concentrate on my solo stuff.IKEA gets it https://t.co/YlpRVpnkys
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @Ifieldcc_LRC @wimpykid @LizPichon @davidwalliams @chrisjudge @JonathanMeres hahaha. keep up the great work! @Ifieldcc_LRC @wimpykid @LizPichon @davidwalliams @chrisjudge @JonathanMeres AM GONNA GET AN ILFIELD COMMUNITY COLLEGE LRC TATTOO xx
2/26
2020
@LouSanders you wrote Parashite @Birdiemtfc @richardosman @authorpetermay anniv+virsary
2/25
2020
@kurtbraunohler CONGRATS KURTAINZ XX @BarryMurphyHG @cantwelll eh seems like my high bouncing grubber as demoed on B&A's HoR beat Ireland… https://t.co/nxDVTmbmRz @olgawehrly @BigBoyler BULLIES NEVER WIN OLGA @BigBoyler growing up, a bully called my house 'Melmac' @rickedwards1 "Sorry Rick. A leg operation isn't like a haircut. We can't just give you David O'Doherty/Lionel Messi's legs." @rickedwards1 have a look at this and get back to me m8 https://t.co/yYlP76V4dB @rickedwards1 my legs are 100% fully operational and not about to be sliced open by some div @rickedwards1 Hope this makes you feel better. My legs are quite tired https://t.co/PmpWmtHjuxdelighted to announce I’ll be directing ‘Parasite 2: Hindparasite Is Always 20/20’ @rickedwards1 Is this because I was too sassy earlier??? @richardosman @rickedwards1 winner gets a week in Magaluf with Jo Guest and your parents are watching on hidden cameras @richardosman @rickedwards1 Rick hosted the original radio version of Naked Attraction and that didn't work either @rickedwards1 @richardosman IT'S DEFINITELY HARRY STYLES @richardosman @rickedwards1 "Digby, you wait in this quarry. I have to go and see if there are any people left in t… https://t.co/0Qn7ol4iOf @richardosman @rickedwards1 LOTS OF ANIMALS WANT TO KISS ME @richardosman @rickedwards1 https://t.co/KuxzTyG9y5 @rickedwards1 @richardosman I'm sorry you didn't get the new series of Celebrity Sloth Makeovers @daraobriain that is the An Post tie I wore in my driving test because my friend told me it was good to establish a… https://t.co/UwswaiV7Dt @rickedwards1 @richardosman uh oh. E4 is here. Is he about to snog, marry or avoid me? @richardosman you should deforestate your guitar and start playing again! https://t.co/FaP96QdR85I'm really getting blasted on here today. For the millionth time THIS IS NOT ME https://t.co/mmrBCWsSKp @team_daddy GREAT THIS AGAIN @gillinghamjoe bit of bad news re the band @gillinghamjoe https://t.co/cY8qZC4MgUSTOP MAKING SENSE https://t.co/6gG9vEcnn0 @guy_mont He peed in my pool @team_daddy mike stop trying to pivot your brand. You’re the towel guy and we are all here for the towel content
2/24
2020
My sister on holiday with the kids, they had a few cute ‘towel animals’ left on the bed during the week but just ca… https://t.co/6qX3cdQYQ9
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2/23
2020
@tommulqueen THANKS TOM!
2/22
2020
@stephbreakfast @BBCWatchdog @BBCOne @Channel4 AMAZING! @richardosman CONGRATS TALLMAN RUSHDIE! Looks great. @CorryEamon hahaha. that has made me laugh @tmfworkshop WHAT ABOUT AN ENEMY @ChambersMgt am availz https://t.co/0197J7jwDc @Poormanatee I am still high from my gig in Naas last nightI, the hairy Enya, will be embarking on a huge British tour later this year. Some shows are selling out so we’ve ad… https://t.co/rhUFAarpCN
2/21
2020
@LouSanders no sugartitsShowbiz, baby. One wrong turn and you’re back on the street https://t.co/wdlmTvZ8cN @amyohconnor are u ragin because you’re not the main online AOC?
2/20
2020
I, David O'Doherty, hereby announce a show in Perth WA (not Scotland) on April 23 as part of @ComedyFestPerthhttps://t.co/VUi9yD8dovI DO NOT LIKE SOME THINGS AT ALL
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @DeadlySean haha @RichieSadlier https://t.co/TZZ0wg0TvqGed Nash is the Irish politician who sounds the most like a character from a western @richardosman your ipad https://t.co/uc9abezkFPMAE IS GRAET https://t.co/M9ZptFrUHS @AlisonSpittle GREAT NAMEDODDLES ANTIVIRUS https://t.co/GokzMNpfbj @Paraic_Hogan @RichieSadlier 100%Just finished this amazing sports book. Huge congrats @RichieSadlier https://t.co/7yvBFCpHrTMy mum calls me ‘friend of the pod’
Retweeted by David O'Doherty
2/18
2020
@notwithoutsuzy https://t.co/p3Z85e4uuB @mrkocnnll Sudoku is a numbers gamepaps be pappin https://t.co/hmtPswhTwxI AM DOING TWO SHOW’S AT THE GREATEST LITTLE COMEDY FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD IN MAY https://t.co/gYq0VKFaZD @irishpeloton Whoa! Dunno who that guy is but it seems to be a Colnago with Campag’s elusive mountain group from 1989 so I’m into him
2/17
2020
@irishpeloton @JamieGMac weeeep weeeep.@paddypower should do a funny tweet about how they treat their staff like shit
Retweeted by David O'Dohertysometimes I pretend I have a Tesla by standing around motorway services looking bored for half an hour @JamesJo57864725 THANKS JAMIE BOY X @ConorTMcGrane Awwwww thanks Conor! https://t.co/nVyFsVs3Ha @etienneshrdlu am ded https://t.co/K40eLdnO6l @catcohen Hahahaha
2/16
2020
me when I agree to go to Spar to get a bag of chocolate Buttons https://t.co/6xJm35x1lj @ConorTMcGrane DRESSCODE: FULL TIME TRIAL SUIT inc helmetThought this was for my show but there’s an Irish dancing competition in my venue tomorrow https://t.co/vC4d8FJqSD @YourRTEGuide also choir of recently voted out TDs perform that Killers songBoy = the people of Killarney Man = @INECKillarney Dog = my show tonight at 8 LAST TICKETS https://t.co/8A5uDXyWkz @E_dayEccentric Haha! Thanks so much!
2/14
2020
I call it Halloween of KissingWhat it looks like when you have no Irish people on your marketing team. https://t.co/nBjrzmf8oV
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @watsoncomedian HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY MARK WATSON
2/13
2020
I hereby announce a show in Sydney on April 25th as part of @Syd_Comedy_Fest. It’s at the incredible… https://t.co/DFZvdliD2J
2/12
2020

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