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my recorded comedy works are available at https://t.co/sBJTcq49up

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Joined Twitter 3/3/09


@notwithoutsuzy oh yes, my maverick daughter @notwithoutsuzy jesusAt sunset the most beautiful mushroom comes out https://t.co/o7qTDxbTHV @tamsin_wilson @Halfpintmonkey https://t.co/SC3nAQPdTdI made a phenomenally silly thing with non-exotic animals for @RealMattLucas Reasons To Be Cheerful on @Channel4 at… https://t.co/hyALkmDi6Z
5/31
2020
having a HUGE Saturday night https://t.co/9wH9hTAHhg @AhirShah https://t.co/mTQIhyE3y5 @ComedyNerd CAROL YOU ARE A CUCKOO
5/30
2020
@spendals GET LOST U WEIRDO @mrTonyLaw @HelenBaBauer TOO MANT ‘L’s TONEZONE. I AM SPOOKED! @HelenBaBauer but also carrying the weight of the world @HelenBaBauer THAT’S M’NAME DON’T WEAR IT OUT @HelenBaBauer me https://t.co/Gke6HcaepwIt's a sunny Mayhem Friday on Achill, and @phlaimeaux is feeling tropical. Lilt and coconut bra level tropical.… https://t.co/m3OZJZl9my
Retweeted by David O'DohertyI LOVE SAM CAMPBELL. This is amazing: https://t.co/SxkVy0ay33Falkirk's Jim Holmes finishes off a flowing showcase of football at its most vertical to open the scoring...for Air… https://t.co/AaZwONWLJe
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @HartleyMoon @missy_el @notDcfcBoss AGREE @noelfielding11 I knew it! He keeps poopin
5/29
2020
I’M BASICALLY LIVING IN THE PICTURE ON THE FRONT OF A JIGSAW https://t.co/mGyedduCRgA BEAUTIFUL THREAD https://t.co/O6LmyEZeum @johndunf 5⭐️It’s Tops-Off-Thursday on the podcast! No matter where you are TAKE YOUR TOP OFF. It’s free for everyone… https://t.co/3Ei43z0t4J @newschambers dedYou know what day it is https://t.co/BzMBhsMRYY
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @SecondCaptains HAHAHA @AtomicFilmmaker KEEP IT WATERED!hope twitter starts to fact check whether people who tweet the crying laughing emoji are in fact crying with laughter @rhodus_hic GOT IT! I'm looking at first gear at the moment and I think there is still a ways to go, spring arm wis… https://t.co/v8Z7OlLYjt @leonarm I swapped one Matthew @AnkhMorporker haha IT WILL RUN OFF THE SHELVES @rhodus_hic BOOOOOM. Am gonna try 12-30. I’ll pop the B screw in and see. Thanks man!
5/28
2020
Often think about that late nite bar we stumbled across in Hanoi called Naboo, named after the planet in Star Wars.… https://t.co/th6fqQQrZC
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @Nyeasha_e Yaaaaay! Thank you SO much @Nyeasha_e eeeeeeeee did you send me a thing????lobbying the government to make an exemption for six strangers zipped into a clear plastic ball or Ireland’s zorbin… https://t.co/HrhbgvcbR2 @SecondCaptains poor Garry Waddock, never made the squad.SPENCER IS BRILLIANT https://t.co/N6FmFp5w94Available now on the Megadrive, Neo Geo, Atari Lynx & https://t.co/r7e1opSI7M @phlaimeaux #ParsnipTransfer https://t.co/eiBEgcZXmp
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @TortoiseShack Haha @notwithoutsuzy hahaWhat’s on your mind? https://t.co/yYIZ47KVJyCummings editing his blog to say he predicted Parasite would win Best Picture
Retweeted by David O'DohertyCOME AWAY WITH ME. Take a holidavid o’doherty on today’s p-cast https://t.co/os327cth9I https://t.co/JnlblPbe5R @danielmaier worried it could all be a prank to get a photo of that person wearing that teeshirt??? @dalkeybookfest @Damian_Barr @Elif_Safak @PantiBliss @HallieRubenhold @jonronson @philippesands @KuperSimonhttps://t.co/LDtHMQXXZYMayor from Jaws now unhappy with debris left in water following detonation of shark https://t.co/5yD3OMRMmM
5/27
2020
this wasn't even the biggest fart I did that day https://t.co/itZH5bjSciThe boys. Disrupting Gemma O'Doherty & John Waters' ludicrous beach protest. Wearing a literal tinfoil helmet. Shou… https://t.co/TQrL0TSzBe
Retweeted by David O'Doherty50th episode of my really stupid podcast today. That’s over 1000 minutes of talking. Holy shit.… https://t.co/rKzMngVYgsThe Cummings thing reminds me of the time some Spanish prince had the hiccups so everyone started pretending they h… https://t.co/Ma5CDS7PM4 @daraobriain OPENING RESPONSES TO THIS ARE TWITTER DOT COM FORWARD SLASH TOTHEMAXIt's the 50th episode of the Insulating Tripod. That's fifty episodes of @phlaimeaux living in (SEE PHOTO BELOW FOR… https://t.co/e79SQ4wXh9
Retweeted by David O'Dohertytinder bio for Irish people https://t.co/jqaTflU1Aa @andrew_trimble https://t.co/GRpOXemQZI @McGurkEamonn @readingjess @SecondCaptains @Younghorgan YES @readingjess @SecondCaptains THANKS WRANGLER MARK (also Jess)
5/26
2020
TAKE THAT YOU STUPID PRICK (the virus, not nice Sorcha) https://t.co/6Q5jKY35e3I don't know about you, but @phlaimeaux spent his weekend kissing a cliff because, well, these are strange times we… https://t.co/dYdfyuyfc4
Retweeted by David O'DohertyEconomics: we must look to the past and learn the great lessons! Also economics: This thing has never happened before
5/25
2020
I see the Brits have bought the monorail againhttps://t.co/ydDsV1raohHello Garda, I'd like to report the murder of the GAA in broad daylight https://t.co/pQlBEvfyLV
Retweeted by David O'DohertyI preferred her when she presented Play School. https://t.co/8xNroWjYI0
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @JSWeetabix he’s after urging the Irish people not to get ahead of themselvesGONNA TOUCH THAT CLIFF #CovidHorn https://t.co/aQmxZUduzj @kevinmcgahern https://t.co/8VqKFEknrSan irish headline for irish people. https://t.co/X9badQLKzb
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @MrNishKumar @wearevillagers hahaha
5/24
2020
@Gavin29417259 haha great work team (also v tidy kitchen)the full name of the show was Doctor Hydroxycholoro Quinn, Medicine WomanIn fairness to Dominic Cummings, there was a precedent for what he did over an even greater distance from The Proclaimers in the 80sHappy birthday @MrNishKumar @wearevillagers Oscar Wilde https://t.co/AjaO7y3OtWGo on the rocks! Shout at a romantica! Woo a basking shark! Do what you need to do to mayhem up your weekend with… https://t.co/bSUOLLilaf
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @AnkhMorporker weeep weeeep weeeep @daraobriain great parking availz in Bray todayimpending happy birthday to all of the people i have photographs with where I look a bit hotter than them
5/23
2020
It was the moment we were dreading. He's never coming back with support from Philip III of Spain https://t.co/3DMhJjWHDQ @_lalaphoto no way LalaSCENES https://t.co/aMRZfPd950 @SecondCaptains The Greatest had tiny nips tooThe sun’s light travels 93 million miles to reach us, only to be outsmarted by curtains
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @newschambers @VirginMediaNews turn upside down to get number 5318008 @newschambers @VirginMediaNews into itGet ready Fr Jimmy because MAYHEM FRIDAY is approaching fast 🏃‍♀️ https://t.co/54dVKYOmYC
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @rickedwards1 @xtine_rose u stole ur ‘Paperboy During the Blitz’ look off me though m88 (rick) @kevinmcgahern https://t.co/l3SmdYyWxQThis is so depressing. And really makes Richard Curtis look like a grade A arsehole. https://t.co/CpEAnXx351
Retweeted by David O'Doherty @GooglePuns OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS AMAZING. does this mean I am an #Influencer Amanda???Plans 2020 https://t.co/H2CYLdYEnv
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5/22
2020
@RuthieFizz COME ON IRELAND https://t.co/ik0Pu85EYk @RuthieFizz I always read your twitter as R U thief I zz. Why do you always fall asleep before Marple-like, you blow the doors off the case?tbt me and the lads having a tremendous kick about https://t.co/EytEDfXmxN @FintanOToolbox Haha @seeegriffin ALL IT TOOK WAS A PANDEMIC FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THIS @DarrenLeathley @SecondCaptains Oh he rumbled in some junglesIt’s Tops Off Thursday. Free-for-everyone podcast https://t.co/os327cth9I https://t.co/iQKGq8LUEXguys there’s supposed to be a pandemic but I’ve yet to see a single panda!!!!!lololcryingemoji https://t.co/AqkAGA8bKE
5/21
2020
@watsoncomedian am 44'The Grime of a Shitty Cock'putting rude words into Nick Drake songs is never not funny
5/20
2020

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