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I write code for a living. Currently watching far too many shows to list, eating too much food, and napping less often than I want.

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Joined Twitter 2/10/10


🚨🚨Tonight at 7pm:🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Channel 4 News investigation reveals a huge Trump campaign data leak, exposing how… https://t.co/zWkf6o37ha
Retweeted by ChrisMan, I don't know what's wrong with my @Skype, but seems like every day when I try to use it, it keeps freezing and… https://t.co/R31b7MQyiK @Spooky333333 @MysterySolvent Mitch sleeps in a trunk, probably. https://t.co/B93KR9j6Xb @ElectricBrahms @Rainmaker1973 that's the smart bear. why settle for snacks, when you can feast on a human? @Hellsbells265 I still think they love what he does, too @Hellsbells265 they definitely would have been collaborators in WW2 @Hellsbells265 Yes. They keep trying to use the “but he donates his presidential salary” excuse even though he’s co… https://t.co/enqYo1PUM5
9/28
2020
No matter the lead, all an opposing team has to do is wait until the 4th quarter and the #Falcons will blow it. Not… https://t.co/BCHE6nUGXo @outpostseries @TheCW What about a reairing of season 2?#Falcons are the best 3 point team in Atlanta. Sorry, Hawks.https://t.co/HMCr7eu6E7
Retweeted by ChrisIf I ever find the person responsible for the design of this #BSG box set, I’m gonna kick them right in the junk. T… https://t.co/nDF08lof5b @WSox19 @JoeMamas2020 @TeamJoe @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris I thought photographing your ballot is illegal in Illinois?… https://t.co/MLWjc9nORu @joelnet -4
9/27
2020
@RENARD__8 @Pixel_Dailies What size canvas did you use?We are looking for a buildings and environment pixel artist to work with us! Full time work (if you want to!). Work… https://t.co/t5bMhEAbXo
Retweeted by ChrisI still can’t believe that a streaming service hasn’t picked up #Stumptown, yet https://t.co/Wq2OaZNcjQI forgot Stephany Jacobsen was in #BSG Razor. More importantly, I forgot she was in an episode of #Farscape. I gues… https://t.co/yAeCeYYBfO @cyangmou that skull looks so angry 😂I could really use several packs of @SlimJim beef sticks right now.The Robinsons are back and Lost in Space Season 3 is officially back in production! https://t.co/GTiq722as7
Retweeted by ChrisRollerCoaster Tycoon 3 Complete Edition will be free to claim and keep on the Epic Games Store until next Thursday,… https://t.co/Mk21rG6DXm
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9/26
2020
@TooBadDiane Thanks @Sakura_Rabbiter I want to live in that gorgeous city! @TooBadDiane Where did you get them? @facetimeJS @mellon_dev The office chair needs rollerblade wheels. Other than that, it’s pretty slickLeaving the past behind and only looking ahead. #FearTWD returns on October 11th. https://t.co/XSvkHbF8pU
Retweeted by ChrisThe racist financial and banking policy of redlining has been keeping families of color in debt since the 1930s.… https://t.co/R7ToMXWAO0
Retweeted by ChrisLots of people packed in tight at Trump’s superspreader event in Jacksonville, #Florida — which was already a… https://t.co/elXLXBQmfy
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9/25
2020
@LesleyAnnBrandt @LuciferNetflix Stay safe and have fun! @athena606 now I want cake @athena606 https://t.co/ZB8vwyPYnE @nichhbg tiny penisesFilm every cop https://t.co/UJ6Bqvfnh3
Retweeted by Chris @madcatdisease you were DCMA'd for your own video? @Troofseeker2 @phlynk @TakeTheRed2 @Jim_Jordan Edging closer every day @phlynk @TakeTheRed2 @Jim_Jordan These Trumpers are gonna conspiracy their way right into a dictatorship.People thinking of voting third-party. Remember in 2016 the talk of “there’s no difference between the two candidat… https://t.co/nlSJzQV3P2
Retweeted by Chris😂 https://t.co/WllN9XQN8nTwitter is now suppressing retweets and likes. If you can see this please retweet it. And like it. https://t.co/sMSyOIXeIT
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9/24
2020
@7points Sadly, there are no credible sources for this. At least none that I can find. I wish there were.Somehow, mosquitos keep appearing in my house. It's driving me crazy. @GoToMeeting Corsair Void Pro Wireless.I wish @GoToMeeting worked like @MicrosoftTeams and allowed my mic to mute/un-mute when I raise/lower my mic arm. @Forensic_Chik @billprady Sadly, they will spread like ants and infect others. @SOV_game your artwork is fantasticOn #BSG, the Colonials knew that the human Cylons would upload their consciousness on death and yet they just blew… https://t.co/qFvT5TZMtVThe National Catholic Prayer Breakfast will present an award to Attorney General Barr for “Christlike behavior” tom… https://t.co/DPhc0DRKsE
Retweeted by ChrisIf Hootch isn’t a cat I will be disappointed https://t.co/SAoP2GliRL @09StephE there will be another character exiting, but I don’t want to spoil it because it’s related to plot @09StephE Did you see that #Fringe's Jasika Nicole will be leaving #TheGoodDoctor in season 4?Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams remains utterly iconic https://t.co/2p6aCOqpPb
Retweeted by ChrisI once had a cellular network technician come to my office because my computer monitor was causing issues with the… https://t.co/pjZRngCexSHmm, I feel ok-ish with this. I hope they find a great replacement. https://t.co/SknorORBXJ @christie_fleck @LesleyAnnBrandt https://t.co/P48KDhGT7o @LesleyAnnBrandt You guys could make 10 years of #Lucifer and it would always be # 1. Thanks for your hard work!
9/23
2020
@Jaihkc that’s basically what they said about all those Nazi collaborators, tooThe Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance - Cancelled by Netflix Update: Confirmed https://t.co/EgVlt0mYoO https://t.co/BavzwuKVZb
Retweeted by ChrisBoo! I will miss this show. But I guess with Superman & Lois coming, they only need Super* series https://t.co/NRUOcDtKupIt's a bummer that the @jimmyjohns that's basically 1 mile from my house doesn't deliver. @_ripleyaeryn One of the best scenes!👍🏻 https://t.co/vfin8nX3NO @DivDev_ @reactjs TRS-80Damnit! #PersonOfInterest left @netflix today. I was right in the middle of season 3. 😡I’ve been searching for the words to describe what Michael & his family mean to me. To us. The kindness, the genero… https://t.co/OFBNP3Zr9N
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9/22
2020
@anaunimas @BenZhu8 @MacRumors they can’t even provide a way to have a ringtone longer than 30-45 seconds. that’s o… https://t.co/oeV52ODGdN @HunterJCullen Sounds like they are preparing for an “innocent on all counts” verdict. She needs justice! @athena606 yeah you do @alydenisof Other than that Dexter level ending, nearly a perfect show.That's an interesting cast. #FRIENDSGIVING https://t.co/56ECkPqYJV via @YouTubeWHAT?! YES! #Stargate #SG1 https://t.co/jApXTDEPFe via @syfyThe White House used the USPS to print and mail "President Trump's coronavirus guidelines for America" postcards.… https://t.co/vaDCSSjdhJ
Retweeted by ChrisThe race in Alaska is tied 43% to 43% but now NBC News is reporting that Mitch McConnell's super PAC is going to sp… https://t.co/7yZ74fWmya
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9/21
2020
@OBR_CFB When the Falcons are playing, NEVER count out the opposing team coming back to embarrass them. They've bee… https://t.co/7ynPojXJ0G @backt0nature That's Smokey's lesser known brother, Bob @AllCharisma pecan waffles with maple syrupWhy do people keep saying verb-age instead of vur-bee-uhj for the word verbiage? It’s not the correct pronunciation#AgentsofSHIELD fans are demanding a #Mockingbird spinoff once and for all. https://t.co/qZhTOTuWbQ https://t.co/LssQnLKszk
Retweeted by ChrisI forgot that Allison Scagliotti was in an episode of #PersonOfInterest. @jedeyepatch yeah, but you usually don’t have access to extras on digital platforms. I’ll keep buying blurays until they stop making them😂😂😂 that ending https://t.co/HwuVxY3rbQI’m Joe Biden and I approve this message. https://t.co/TuRZXPE5xK
Retweeted by Chris @EllohimeTwitch Same. I remember my first time in Everquest I was trying to kill a bat outside Kaladim, which was f… https://t.co/B2acYdqMz5 @ReallyAlly so many types of sausage! @athena606 @kitkatnat8 Yeah, but Cobra Kai is only 2 seasons, so... #Clois!!!I don’t think you’re gonna be able to get rid of corrupt turtle head. He has deep pockets, a lot of power, and KY i… https://t.co/wBH199TjWF
Retweeted by ChrisShaw is 5’ 3” of pure badassery #PersonOfInterest#Shoot! ❤️ #PersonOfInterest @EllohimeTwitch It’s like $40 right? Eat them all!Shaw! #PersonOfInterest
9/20
2020
@BlakeNorthcott I’d still prefer to see the movie in theaters. Either that or buy it on 4K bluray. @LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Of course you will. You like the taste of orange dickMAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE STAR TREK https://t.co/q5xZss5usd
Retweeted by Chris @SciFiNow @paolini @UKTor “Christopher Paolini’s novel has faster-then-light-capable spaceships… and tentacles” Fa… https://t.co/ErlpLNxUa2... no, I mustn't. https://t.co/aqIhdj0lGF
Retweeted by Chris @margackles he gets that same look for pie🎂Exactly 1 year ago today @CryingSuns was released on Steam https://t.co/kFdH2JrwiM🎂 An incredible year thanks to o… https://t.co/rstHGwPBkC
Retweeted by ChrisAll 156 magical episodes of @OnceABC are now streaming on @disneyplus! ✨ #GinniferGoodwin #OUAT https://t.co/YH7bMeZPj8
Retweeted by Chris @DatModz Same energy https://t.co/yDiawiWMAaThe way these 2 YT previews align makes it look like @designcoursecom has bulked up 😂 https://t.co/3F0yl7cd8Y
9/19
2020

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