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Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus Douglas/Paulding GA

Science enthusiast, grown-up STEM kid, spousal unit to @maritimeseven. FL born, GA til I die. Dem candidate for GA HD 67. Y’all=ALL. (She/her/ma’am)

3,239 Following   15,305 Followers   29,380 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/22/11


@TriumphantBass I can’t believe you have me SCREAMING right now, I’m dead @Taylor_Ayn I love her so much, I can’t stand it 😭💜 @howBrolls OMG, my mom still uses a Stanley Lady Catherine from Fuller, and she’s said the EXACT SAME THING, aaahahahahIf you’re interested, Bernie came from @DREAMRescue, and they’re fantastic, and all my future second-hand, do-over… https://t.co/TpX8tx3S15 @mm_schill “Nobody dresses like this for picture day at school, Mom. Nobody.” @knitgrrl @NeolithicSheep That belly 😭💕😭💕😭💕 @Taylor_Ayn OMG I love her faaaaace! Do you sometimes tuck the tongue back in, so it won’t dry out while she’s slee… https://t.co/dHmq7cIcZj @NeolithicSheep I swear I’m gonna write a children’s book someday about this blind and arthritic old dachshund, and… https://t.co/m0HzMli5b8He looks like he sells insurance or sings in a barbershop quartet when he dresses up. https://t.co/V0NDKAR50p @socialistdogmom Amazon prime, BUT. Listen. Get you an edible or three and watch this baby blacksmith (I think he… https://t.co/ycgjKeQe5Dhttps://t.co/mfqRDb77j8
Retweeted by Angela MayfieldFun fact about our Bernard Ernest Mayfield: He has six teeth in his head, and that’s not enough to keep his tongue… https://t.co/rKAiwUq4fg @BrandeewineB Oh god noooo! When one dog misses the other it’s too much, my heart shatters, just dig a hole right b… https://t.co/UrPqw3E9Rn @ellensafran Our old man is somewhere between 16 and 18, and probably the high side of that. We don’t deserve dogs. Not even a little. @TheHoneyOne My old crusty-ass country vet told me once, “if it don’t hurt, it’s cause you didn’t love ‘em enough.” @marared It could be days or months, right? Sobbed in WaHo about his quality of life, come home, and he’s romping w… https://t.co/X7foAX8d50 @dtlafave An old country vet told me once that if it doesn’t hurt, you didn’t love them enough. Choosing to love s… https://t.co/RRXVYlcUR0 @dtlafave This isn’t at all intrusive, Danielle, and I hope someone else will find it helpful too. This particular… https://t.co/B2UZGw8FUsYou’re all very sweet, and I appreciate your comforts and consolations. The only thing wrong with dogs is they don’… https://t.co/csLRgk0VrN @socialistdogmom Trazodone and How It’s Made at Chez MayfieldOne of our dogs is very old and rather infirm, and I refuse to talk about exactly how nigh his end might be while w… https://t.co/iwtqHmhBJc @jigglebologna It’s me, I am the one ugly crying And I mean UCK-LEEE CRYINGIf you’re not audibly crying in Waffle House on Sunday night, what are you even doing with your life? @Lisavipes @E_VanEvery I am also curious to hear how he absorbed this irrefutable fact. https://t.co/AAdjuOiRHd @MC_Etching Is in fact cute tho, so...
7/22
2019
5. Sometimes it takes unusual occurrences (FDR’s presidency; Woodrow Wilson’s stroke; JFK’s assassination) for “fla… https://t.co/ITawwYqazg
Retweeted by Angela Mayfield @girlyratfish @sciencewithtyus nOt EvErYbOdY’s aMeRiCaN TyUs https://t.co/ZEqZFKnMpj @girlyratfish @sciencewithtyus You may change or not change, and express that in any way you like. You are still my… https://t.co/pewapPTcHg @resolvingdust @sciencewithtyus “Generic round-eared vertical vertebrate baby” is what I’m putting on the 2020 census form, without fail. @iloveredrobot Are we sisters? @girlyratfish @sciencewithtyus Dammit you changed your picture and I didn’t notice it was you. I should have know… https://t.co/ynpblzZqN5 @LauraMarszall @sciencewithtyus So gorgeous! Is it a male or female? I’m trying to sort out a gular sac but it’s ha… https://t.co/5Ll8D01MVQ @Lisavipes I feel like if we called them extantosaurs, people would take birds more seriously. @sciencewithtyus @LauraMarszall Turkey vultures remain Sunburned Angry Uncles, but I will abide no slander against… https://t.co/WCBMHEYDNs @sciencewithtyus @Lisavipes @thehannahlife @SolomonRDavid @Rhiannon_Kirton @Sternarchella @DrKatfish It’s Sunday, T… https://t.co/nuSlPQFmjY @resolvingdust @sciencewithtyus With you on #TeamPlant. Like, tree ferns have re-evolved and been lost more times… https://t.co/JbrUZGLPPp @LauraMarszall @sciencewithtyus Yasss, Ciconiidae! A cousin to my dear wood stork! https://t.co/ZuVq335njg @resolvingdust @sciencewithtyus Your alt text is life-giving. I also try to make my photo descriptions interesting. @kelleythebard @dixie_czyk My friend is @sciencewithtyus and he’s wrong about the O, and he can stay wrong all day,… https://t.co/mts4CXDUpq @LauraMarszall @sciencewithtyus Who is that?? Looks like my old friend the wood stork, but the coloration is wrong.… https://t.co/dtRD78S1au @girlyratfish @sciencewithtyus Fair point on Q- what bananapants weirdness is that?? Like ACTUAL bananas in your pa… https://t.co/3BIbXevtm5 @sciencewithtyus They (there are many) alter the behavior of the host. How’s that not weirdo conservative news? I m… https://t.co/8YJyQEeYfI @MamaLlamaWild The shop owner is just an absolute gem, too, and all the designs are perfect, so you’re doomed, darlin @Lab_Casual @motherofgators Related: https://t.co/Qsf98AWsly tracks film and television with sexually violent conte… https://t.co/eUBbo7Xdfd @Lab_Casual @motherofgators Can’t tell you how much crying it’s saved me. @drjdvw @DrPSchmidt I’m about to pull together a thread of the most amazing possum-centric products produced by que… https://t.co/6ExMvXzFIs @TheWildlifeHost @sciencewithtyus @UntamedScience **stares in toxoplasma gondii** https://t.co/rKEI2aExB1 @sciencewithtyus @UntamedScience I desperately need a young and plucky taxonomist to name a particularly ferocious,… https://t.co/TEiRIYONff @MamaLlamaWild Absolutely uncalled for @troublemuffins I mean, doesn’t everybody? There’s whole emoji for varying degrees of it. 😟😕🙁☹️ Doesn’t everybody’… https://t.co/k8tm326ifT @Lab_Casual @motherofgators Sharing to save a life: https://t.co/2pB5NWotr3 @troublemuffins This... this is a mouth-turned-down frown to me. And I make this face a lot. https://t.co/9Pu8RA6w6x @dixie_czyk ...and ORDERED. @dixie_czyk OMG this world is too much 😂This is canon, y’all. https://t.co/9SGm4LdhCHTHASSA SCOWL! How does one frown with their eyebrows?? Midbrow position can reinforce and strengthen a frown’s exp… https://t.co/rLEsIW7fkH @dangermee Yeah. That’s a hell of a google ride. Content warning on J. Marion Sims and the Holmesburg Prison skin… https://t.co/rT9lYiskQa @sciencewithtyus @katherinegould I’m proud that he omitted fungi folx, though. I think we can all agree they’re on… https://t.co/sDaUiqykkq @BouffantBlessed I saw “mayonnaisians” yesterday and howled. @AirForceRanger @itsericathomas That man made her cry. She’s pregnant. She’s important to me personally. And he mad… https://t.co/gINFi8Grsx @opineno @jessphoenix2018 She scolds brands a lot. 🤷🏻‍♀️ @mcopelov Oh, roasted to ash with savage accuracy (said the girl who grew up in Cape Canaveral, FL).Very pleased to see Scott Walker finally pay respect to dedicated public employees - all graduates of well-funded… https://t.co/GmBuPsQJK1
Retweeted by Angela Mayfield @Lisavipes @sciencewithtyus @Rhiannon_Kirton Why would you disrespect the extant dinosaurs like that? @kenna_frierson @sciencewithtyus High fives forever, it’s an honor to fight shoulder to shoulder with you @DrDoctorHannah @sciencewithtyus What’s a... a non-science tweet? @nauplius97 @sciencewithtyus **glares in deeply offended master gardener, USDA hardiness zone 7** @cameronsxvanity (I might be wrong about the tails/ears preventing showing, but yes, they went and made a whole Cerberus) @cameronsxvanity He’s a Neapolitan Mastiff with cropped ears and docked tail, which is pretty shitty and prevents h… https://t.co/pHXVVWcRd3What does this tampon manufacturer think happens in vaginas https://t.co/t8wk1e9blz
Retweeted by Angela MayfieldIt (kind of really is) me. https://t.co/7yRqTXESc9 @sciencewithtyus @kenna_frierson Kenna said INJUSTICE, Tyus, why are you upholding this tyranny? @krisis86 @morebookstofind If you know GoPossum, please tell them I adore them very much @morebookstofind @krisis86 Wait wait Given Possum Battalion Commander’s header image, y’all might enjoy this other… https://t.co/vAIl70EuUx @sciencewithtyus @CatsCauseTypos You are clearly falsifying data‘Possum Grudge Match would be an excellent band name. https://t.co/pcyBbaI9Wn https://t.co/AI0SVQU8Uk
Retweeted by Angela Mayfield @FiTiddleDeDe @mostlybree @Shvartacus Quite. https://t.co/hG4LwQaJlX @CatsCauseTypos @sciencewithtyus LOLOL I AM DEEEAAAAAD 💀💀💀 @BeesAndBaking @sciencewithtyus @frostykaden We also call them Lazarus rats. Not unlike the trash panda sobriquet for raccoons. @sciencewithtyus @Afro_Herper Now you got everybody heated at you. Why would you piss off bird and herp twitter? Ra… https://t.co/iEL0aYyT3Z @Hogan698 @sciencewithtyus @vexedmuddler Used to be able to in Louisiana. We have drive-thru liquor stores here in… https://t.co/IgnK7yiWVk @jmatwood @sciencewithtyus You’re the only one who caught that, Julie @rstoneham77 @sciencewithtyus This... would actually be a reasonable compromise, and makes a lot of sense. Except now it’s a GRUDGE MATCH @hood_naturalist @sciencewithtyus You know he inherited it from his mother. @sciencewithtyus You’re brilliant and I adore you @sciencewithtyus @frostykaden @BeesAndBaking So... you’re invalidating their spelling because they’re located in a… https://t.co/aL4Ny8w1k6 @sciencewithtyus @frostykaden @BeesAndBaking Accept the fact that opossum and possum mean the same thing, like colour and color. @sciencewithtyus @frostykaden @BeesAndBaking Possum Town, MS Possum Snout, GA None of these places are referencing… https://t.co/gTd4nHsfiR @sciencewithtyus @frostykaden @BeesAndBaking https://t.co/BrZ2BpFNAA @sciencewithtyus @frostykaden @BeesAndBaking You’re honestly trying to just... correct my spelling? Son. You don’… https://t.co/uufAL74Ww0 @Hogan698 @sciencewithtyus @vexedmuddler American tactical assault possum: https://t.co/M5VlpVZwqh @sciencewithtyus @frostykaden @BeesAndBaking We say it the same tho, so... https://t.co/clRQ4CN7gE @sciencewithtyus @Hogan698 @vexedmuddler https://t.co/KEWvTQJTXz @Hogan698 @vexedmuddler @sciencewithtyus I said that! https://t.co/WM6a7eqFyC @frostykaden @BeesAndBaking @sciencewithtyus OHHH it’s like Darryl. For some people (my cousins conspecifics) it’… https://t.co/hjNqqeDBfW
7/21
2019
@frostykaden @BeesAndBaking @sciencewithtyus How are there that many syllables in squirrel though? @BeesAndBaking @frostykaden @sciencewithtyus Tyus says the common name of Didelphis virginiana is spelled with an O… https://t.co/ecCbv6oAIq @frostykaden @BeesAndBaking @sciencewithtyus Wait how else is is said besides skwhurl?We’ve been at this all day. It’s a matter of principle now. @sciencewithtyus https://t.co/1e6QJGB27Z @sleary Yes! Yes! The list literally goes on and on!
7/20
2019

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