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MAYFIELD, Angela W. @pinkrocktopus Colonized Mvskoke/ᏣᎳᎩ land

Science enthusiast, grown-up STEM kid, spousal unit to @maritimeseven. FL born, GA til I die. Dem candidate for GA HD 67. Y’all=ALL. (She/her/ma’am)

4,182 Following   16,965 Followers   36,058 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/22/11


@bigmacdturtle I’m sorry about your plastron. (I’m quite fond of turtles, and found this fella in the road, too.) https://t.co/E3hUQlql6x @JacobLevenson JAAAKE OMG https://t.co/3pDiyRxOeVthere’s only ONE month left in the decade. WHAT have you done to make your enemies curse your name and salt the earth in your wake?
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11/14
2019
@StrangeAttract5 @shipper_xphi Whatever it was, I hope it covers the cost of a brand new sacroiliac joint. Those se… https://t.co/Kmw53cjSCa @shipper_xphi @StrangeAttract5 Here are the desks from the Johnson Wax Building in Racine, please murder me immedia… https://t.co/UEfzBexjsA
11/13
2019
@shipper_xphi @StrangeAttract5 Also, great find, Shipper, and woooow those dresses look miserable. @shipper_xphi @StrangeAttract5 I knew about the furniture; the secretary desks in the typing pool at the Johnson bu… https://t.co/mJAk5GOcRN @StrangeAttract5 FallingplasterI mean, it sounds hyperbolic, but what else am I supposed to do with it besides leave this place a little better th… https://t.co/YuYUjM9LlBMy life. And nothing short of it. https://t.co/HoPUa0sjGtYou’re literally describing prejudice against women https://t.co/MnBeVqWCaY
Retweeted by MAYFIELD, Angela W.no fuck off https://t.co/E40Ad1Bp3q
Retweeted by MAYFIELD, Angela W.Them: How can you use they/them pronouns if you’re a fossil? Me: So we agree I’m a skeleton with a twitter account… https://t.co/j2EL6eSSAM
Retweeted by MAYFIELD, Angela W. @StrangeAttract5 It’s like that dream I had where Frank Lloyd Wright made dresses instead of leaky buildings @TheresaMihalko @DrEmilyThomas Three flavors of hound (badger, raccoon, fox) on a crib mattress. https://t.co/K00IgqGmri @barefootboomer This is big @sciencewithtyus energy right here. @TheDJValkyrie I love this story. @Katymcengland Exactly that. Exactly. @krisis86 @sluggityslug @marthathepossum If there’s room for Henry, Henry would join. (Not Juniper, though. She’s s… https://t.co/oZVQwoNDED @Katymcengland Sort of. The last one just was just a light lactic/salicylic, so this one is glycolic. Because you k… https://t.co/EjhQ2jPNlUSame, but make it “I had a chemical peel so I can’t leave the house for two weeks because my face is falling off.” https://t.co/nHlL1UPqB3 @muddy_cat Season tickets to SEC football. I can’t think of anything else that could make a chicken as manly as those are. @krisis86 @sluggityslug @marthathepossum I honestly didn’t know martha had a poss pouch. @mother_runner16 Waaaay better than the bigot chicken. @Astro_Limno YAAAAYYY @louise_q10 They can fuck all the way off, and when they get there, they can turn right around and fuck all the way… https://t.co/LGsqRSIr7x @effyouhaiku My mistake, I think, was starting with spicy. Because then the original just tasted like fried flour.… https://t.co/rd3wnjgHzC @effyouhaiku I mean. Look. It was good. But I’m a fat girl. I can get plates dirty. I have eaten a lot of fried yar… https://t.co/ZFgDZHS4E7Chicken sandwich update: 1. That was a very large chicken titty 2. Take your blood pressure pills @sluggityslug @krisis86 Same friend, exact same @krisis86 I’m panting, I’m taking a blood pressure pill, this is too possThis is for @pinkrocktopus https://t.co/xIAdKfkuss
Retweeted by MAYFIELD, Angela W. @krisis86 OMMMMMMGGGGGGGG @deeyablo An outstanding dog tax. Thank you for this. @TriumphantBass @KellyBrenner Woooow and I was gonna suggest the only tolerable Jimmy Buffett song (lyrics screensh… https://t.co/aLu43aI2Tr @isilmesharr He does have a gay brother, if that’s part of the plan... @SBrndll Only obtuse people don’t love geometry jokes. @kymwill7144 Hank Aaron owns most of the Popeyes franchises around here, and he’s not letting none of his beloveds go sandwichless. @isilmesharr I wish you every success. 🥰 @kymwill7144 Jonathan said there were PILES of them at the Dville location. Both kinds. That’s why he felt okay buy… https://t.co/g7mm5tvl1f @kymwill7144 This is my very first one, Kym! I held back so others could enjoy it! @blurbette I am excited-Shaq-shoulder-wiggle dot gif about this sandwich. @THATmoozie Husband material! @yourhukkleberry He’s already home with it. My man doesn’t promise and not deliver. @KellyBrenner A TREASURE TROVE and absolute heaven for mood-setting.Mr. Mayfield is bringing me both a spicy AND an original Popeyes chicken sandwich, because he wanted me to be able… https://t.co/7V0bj7PeoO @KellyBrenner Similarly, this dude Adam Young wrote these whole largely instrumental albums inspired by moments of… https://t.co/pk7GRhR6si @am_anatiala @KellyBrenner Asia has excellent musical tastes. @KellyBrenner Sturgill Simpson, “Breakers Roar” Vandaveer, “A Mighty Leviathan of Old”
11/12
2019
Scam-perpendicular did me in. https://t.co/8TCPVLMAOcMedgar Evers was, among other things, a Black veteran. Medgar Evers was murdered by a white veteran in his driveway… https://t.co/kNG28rYtS3
Retweeted by MAYFIELD, Angela W. @louise_q10 YESSSSSS you’re a real one for bringing it up, and let us cackle scornfully together at the woman who p… https://t.co/g0y7OwzzI3“Muddy mulberry dumpling” is how I’d like to be remembered, tbhThat apple is called BRENDA ROSE, Mom! @BrendaForCocoa https://t.co/zJOIMB6jAOI will say it as many times as necessary: the only gender reveals I’ll get excited about are the ones where my frie… https://t.co/zGYfIY4iLT
Retweeted by MAYFIELD, Angela W. @highscicomm Unrelated, but calling my mom @BrendaForCocoa for an audible. Mom, Jazmin’s shep Fate just had a whole… https://t.co/iQZ7lSRV4w @highscicomm Yep! I had this cool antique Vietnamese pho bowl that I used as a dish, and it chafed her upper lip be… https://t.co/dCWM6B6EwV @OutlawHistory @thisistherevolt My mother-in-law called the neighbor’s unneutered cat “a God-damned ol reprobate” a… https://t.co/sYgPS6BxrG @thisistherevolt @OutlawHistory Reprobates and peeled weasels just about covers them. @OutlawHistory LOL I was taken to task for using Yankee as a pejorative, and I just- https://t.co/qddqTZA9GbI blocked a rabbi for talking shit about dogs, and blocked a white lady for defending Susan B Anthony, so totally h… https://t.co/PHpveG2hsfI absolutely prefer the new one https://t.co/pVNIJutCoz
Retweeted by MAYFIELD, Angela W. @chriscesq Definitely an upgrade. @jnlbrk Taste the rainbow @pinkrocktopus This suit is not being worn by a subtle man. https://t.co/qLaEohagfM
Retweeted by MAYFIELD, Angela W. @jnlbrk RIGHT. Not a lot of subtlety with that one, tbh. @jnlbrk It’s like they took him off mute and went WHAAATTHEHECK?? @jnlbrk I’ll always remember where I was when you told me Don Cherry got fired because somebody listened to Don Cherry be Don Cherry. @jnlbrk I screamedI mean. That thing with Millie Bobby. @jnlbrk All those suits and no place to wear them. 😢I read this and immediately thought, “Welp, Don Cherry musta got fired, because she’d have said pedophile instead o… https://t.co/uGeVQX2Aki @highscicomm Hmm. Okay. Could be just the equivalent of chapped lips from cleaning herself and a whole dozen babies… https://t.co/rnj1jjvFAx @highscicomm Is she drinking out of a rounded-bottom bowl, or flat? @StrangeAttract5 I too have often wanted to cosplay as Marimekko wallpaper. @StrangeAttract5 The part that bothers me here— not that they skinned a muppet, or that it’s the only pantsuit Dian… https://t.co/yKypP6bMVGI recently went on a cemetery tour and we visited ECS' grave, right as we're approaching the 100th anniversary of t… https://t.co/dzJNpb71B4
Retweeted by MAYFIELD, Angela W. @StrangeAttract5 Prêt-à-porter. https://t.co/cvK2SAEBYp @StrangeAttract5 It’s funny you say coastal wetland, because it’s giving big “floral rubber swim cap but all over” vibes. @StrangeAttract5 That fencing mask, though. Something something foil epee sabre something. @StrangeAttract5 Six and one half months for a hostess gown but make it Lily Pulitzer. It’s not even Mame enough to make Auntie status. @unfettered_muse I would LOVE IT if you bought the house next door. It has a lovely fig tree. @MistletoeCrow I fact-checked it at Koch Industries dot com and apparently, they’re big philanthropists, concerned… https://t.co/k0dKlHDmRyLOLOLOLOLOL I cannot breathe https://t.co/V44hSDvRihYiiiikes, so loud and so wrong. @Thearetical Mmmmm... nah. https://t.co/ig0tnzoet2 https://t.co/alOK3GEUXaI don’t understand an interview to show the “many sides” of Nikki Haley. A full bag of trash doesn’t really even ha… https://t.co/1yiF206hem
Retweeted by MAYFIELD, Angela W. @Bukalove04 Important to note that this is not the same grandma who couldn’t cook. 😉I was reading a tweet and then the TL autorefreshed, and I can’t find that tweet again, but it’s okay because I hat… https://t.co/h3ac45OrUE @CorrieJN I love every part of this. @GNJohnson1978 It’s almost spooky how much I look like her! @allie3ga How do we both look like our very pretty grandmas, Allison??Happy Veteran’s Day to my grandmother Eugenia, and all the other WACs, night witches, shieldmaidens, bad bitches, l… https://t.co/C4xKFy2HSx @kymwill7144 @highscicomm This is not the good kind of overachieving, ma’am! @highscicomm Your girl was out there firing pups from a T-shirt cannon. Like, throttle back, Mama! You don’t even g… https://t.co/h89NTwSCqp @NeolithicSheep REGULATOOORS! Mount up! @NeolithicSheep It’s gotta be some canine subtext. She was agitated and on high alert. She really hated owls. @NeolithicSheep @BBolander @UrsulaV You can tell Lola was my daughter because she had a chain smoker’s baroo. She h… https://t.co/86uptwhMCy @NeolithicSheep @BBolander @UrsulaV And here’s my foxhound Lola, who saw an owl and HATED owls. This was her EFF YO… https://t.co/Q43pH1PVp6 @NeolithicSheep @BBolander @UrsulaV Here’s my Willow, singing her favorite hymn https://t.co/Kffzq0ZZoa
11/11
2019

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