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America’s Mayor. Read my comics on IG: https://t.co/FB75MYaFo4

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Joined Twitter 1/28/15


@bonerman_inc gunblinsI thought of a new slogan they could use for the olympics that sells the ‘core concept’ better. I hope they pay me… https://t.co/16fqUHxQI4
7/11
2020
@punished_picnic They’re right about the Joker. He’s normal @dannolan Dan @timheidecker Yessssssssssss @mountain_goats 🙏Currently looking for signatories for my open letter, “Everyone Please Shut The Fuck Up” @bingomister Nice, thanks! @mrgracemugabe TGIF Baby John!three very moving comments on a YouTube upload of a Brian Eno ambient album https://t.co/PZOwpbYXsW
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @IllyBocean Yeah ..... you’re all wet!! 🤣🤣🤣 @commanderhecto1 Hell yeahWe don’t talk enough about how there’s a Fall song that stole the bassline from Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight @online_shawn Your digestive system is cancelled @pixelatedboat saturn cancelling his son
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”tfw you hear Goya has been cancelled https://t.co/gmrNDbcW58 @_ericcurtin Spongebob is real. I met him at a party once. He’s got a weird vibe but he’s basically cool @FlusteredKeaton It’s good for Biden that Trump’s campaign team seems to be staffed by and aimed at extremely online weirdoshttps://t.co/ZBWetacer8
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @punished_picnic okay I won’t reply 👍 @bombsfall Thank youThe movie villain. The actual villain. https://t.co/dFu3UTrQusthe repeated insistence, out of nowhere, that "I ACED A TEST DESIGNED TO DETECT DEMENTIA" is kinda weird? https://t.co/0ogeDdDoin
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”The worst feature of clip studio is the way that whenever I create a new raster layer my brain sings “new raster la… https://t.co/DvGSTOr7Xe @online_shawn You’re laughing into a mirror (I’m not precisely sure how the physics of this work)
7/10
2020
Wow! Love to learn old stuff about Jim Henson! #muppet https://t.co/DCLlFx52ld
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”I've showed my French girlfriend Seinfeld for the first time and she's reacted in the Frenchest way by asking: "Kra… https://t.co/YA49OmFPSp
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”They’ve turned off the cameras around her cell to give her privacy in this difficult time https://t.co/O5Shk7nzp6 @FlusteredKeaton Trump gets impeached on November 2nd @FlusteredKeaton No no no no, this time it’ll work! @thorazos A lot of people on here mistakenly think that a conversation with them starts when you send a tweet, not when they reply to youBin Laden has won, in airports of the world every day. I had a little jar of honey, now thrown away by rule-bound dundridges. STUPID waste.
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”All this photo proves is that this person had a giant head. Their body could’ve been normal size. https://t.co/GrEK4Rc5Fbmovie villain |||| actual villain https://t.co/0oC6iYCmmE
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7/9
2020
@mrmsutton Lady Lost Cause @PostCultRev That’s the skull of a Nephilim @FlusteredKeaton I hate it so much @FlusteredKeaton Perhaps one day they will understand the concept of timezones @FlusteredKeaton They’re building him a popemobileHis head is a perfect sphere now https://t.co/kKnCAHpwnn @bencjenkins Will I understand it if I haven’t played The First of Us Part One?RIP Ennio Morricone. Modern Cinema wouldn't be the same without you. And - in what is perhaps my favourite bit o… https://t.co/URqvWGevDa
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”POKEY AND THE COMMUNIQUÉ https://t.co/pdeLByL8GQ #NEWPOKEYCOMIC https://t.co/6ty5FmjThg
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”There should be a maximum number of tweets allowed on twitter after which the whole website is deleted, and every t… https://t.co/UVXrwQ1qWK @BuckyIsotope You’ve got Hoppus for that, you don’t need me @jrhennessy These are good and I’m glad he’s back @disco_socialist It’s a weird case where Nintendo let a European developer make a Euro platformer with its charactershttps://t.co/I7TBHkADE0
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @pokeythepenguin YES POKEYIs trolling Beatles fans in the year 2020 the laziest form of comedy? Yes. Will that stop me doing it? Absolutely not. @jqayyye I love his artHappy birthday to Ringo Starr, the Beatle who wrote the fewest Beatles songs and therefore is the best Beatle @JamColley Sorry but I’m never going to forgive you for signing the letter Put Agro Back On TV In A Late-Night Slot… https://t.co/cD2yv7GhxU🤣🤣🤣 Damn this blew up!! I don’t have a soundcloud for my music yet so instead you can read what my music sounds lik… https://t.co/S2aAwJIUN9 @sad_tree Sorry man ❤️
7/8
2020
@sad_tree Ah yes, Elon Musk, who famously makes cars that never catch fire @conanneutron @Tonuspomus Oh man, this was a great interviewI actually agree with this. Joe Biden will soon be President Dipshit https://t.co/NiFsjBbbzQ
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @andylevy Andy please sign my open letter https://t.co/F1aAEZGCCa @InternetHippo I think it looks lovelypoem for the day https://t.co/2QVVIdLNlY
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @SiddhantAdlakha @LAPressClub That’s awesome, congrats! @HelloCullen Congrats on becoming the musicman @punished_picnic Excuse me, could I have the phone number of your manager so I can call them and complain about this bit? @DancesWithTamis Oh meu Deus!I don’t speak Portuguese, could someone translate this headline for me??? https://t.co/aOXRjsmTUR
7/7
2020
@bombsfall Love to simultaneously think Biden was the most electable Democrat running and to be terrified that his… https://t.co/nm7j2e9foMwell now it's official https://t.co/MHd0i9TRpk
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @FlusteredKeaton 🎶ah-ee-ah I look just like buddy holly🎶pablo picasso, italian painter who painted that ugly shit with the cubes, dies at https://t.co/tY6GQx738o
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”The Human Shirt (for https://t.co/wekeKeiGSs) https://t.co/SJ7iljpcwX
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @bencjenkins Having got the gist of the tweet from the first sentence I see no reason to read the rest before replying @george_llevi @thomas_violence Oh my god that’s fantastichttps://t.co/QPI949OSeyR.I.P. king https://t.co/czrlUbxJVo @cashbonez Careful - those immovable objects might look affordable but the shipping costs are exorbitantHogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches a… https://t.co/OLjsYRVa3r
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @HelloCullen I have seen it, so I say who called it Call Me By Your Name and not James And The Giant Peach Full Of Cum @flaxseedthot Thank. You @canslp_ How else is he supposed to build it??? @_AlexHirsch I’m sorry! @prdelong They both half knew how to play guitarThe Human Shirt (for https://t.co/wekeKeiGSs) https://t.co/SJ7iljpcwXhttps://t.co/3UgwXXm0cy
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @70Ceeks Knuck if you tuck @bencjenkins The pen you write your stories with is cursed and everything you write happens to me in real life, but go off 🙄
7/6
2020
@HelloCullen 😟 @Clarknova1 I always find cool shit I haven’t heard of from your lists 🙏In any cosmic horror story where the description of the monster is left to the reader’s imagination, the author is… https://t.co/X5xYLFHMgu @IllyBocean This is also dumb as shit because most of the votes went to Gary Johnson, so 3rd party votes probably hurt Trump overall @FlusteredKeaton That’s rightgetting up to speed with the potential of new technology https://t.co/yTDAGtDoK6
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”john wick..... the bogeyman.... the baba yaga.... the famous hitman with a hundred guns and a house that walks around on chicken legs
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets”For me, a tweetless night, like tonight, is an empty, ill-spent, fruitless night, not worthy of owning a computer or its' keyboard,
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @tomwalkerisgood Saddened to see the end of my favourite couple, KrustgravesShould the US national anthem be replaced with Amerika by Rammstein? @HelloCullen Hear me out: Washington Crazy FrogsHappy Independence Day! FROM HELL!!!
Retweeted by pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @scottEweinberg Patlabor: The MovieThe rules of the current timeline dictate that he’s going to win https://t.co/T96dUO0rVJ
7/5
2020

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