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@george_llevi Cheers mate!Hmm, I don’t think the Resistance will be happy with the dedication page of the Mueller Report @aedison He’s such a bizarre anachronism. Spoon-bending is a shtick that shouldn’t have worked later than like 1890 @goddammitsarah Thank you! @nachdermas Enjoy prison, crime-o!!!! @RadishHarmers Thank you! May you rot in prison forever! @Lubchansky I expect this from everyone but thank you!!!!!! @PhillyAdmirer Lol I have no idea why someone made that @MooseAllain Thanks Moose! @FauxFawx ❤️❤️ @PissCastle Just looking at your beautiful avi is enough @MKupperman Thanks dude! @thegoldenspike Still counts @LostCatDog This is true, Howard Schultz said so @benpobjie Look, you learned to tweet with your nose, it’s fine @DVSblast Gave myself a damn concussion with a champagne bottle @johnjf125 I apologise for nothing @yerpaljer Good luck overturning 40 years of legal precedent jackass!!!!! @Pointy160 🍻 @Gwyntaglaw Yes but worse @Cromerty Thank you! @GirouxMcIsaak You’re braver than the troopsIt’s my birthday which means everyone is legally obligated to follow my comics instagram I’m sorry but it’s the law @punmagnate WoooooooMy god, it’s finally here @GothicSka ❤️ @somecleverthing Thank yoooooooou @DanMentos Nailed it @abbycohenwl Thanks Abby! @Cpin42 @Tommytoughstuff *dog @Cpin42 Thanks pal! @sarahlindish HELL YEAH @MEH957 Thanks! @Kappa_Kappa *only reading the first two emojis* why thank you @RobboRobson21 @SortaBad Jesus christ @ScottWamplerBMD Real garfield heads know the truth @dearjhonletter Thanks maaaaaate @nilbog3000 DISGUSTING @SortaBad Thanks! Fuck you! @Kyle_Lippert #FF me anyway you long-cigarette having son of a bitch!!!! @Probgoblin karate_horse’s awful brother @MrAntiMoth Haaaaaa @pixelatedboat “Democracy is the worst form of government, except for the one where Dracula runs the government.”
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