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Often lawyer, occasional musician, frequent circus performer, constant bad joke teller.

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Joined Twitter 2/23/10


@theresnosignall What does this mean? I've done a lot of GDPR compliance work, feel free to DM me
10/23
2020
Normal flu compared to coronavirus in one minute... https://t.co/1Brbya8Fy0
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10/18
2020
This is the main intersection next to my condo when I lived in Bangkok. To see this level of anti-government protes… https://t.co/kmtTri7jmq
10/17
2020
Enterprise killed off. #Brexit https://t.co/wZ2bHFUkMW
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10/16
2020
Amendment 8 has been defeated by 256 to 316 votes. So no explicit ban on undercover agents killing people.
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10/15
2020
Things that mean "no": -Yeah, could do -I'm easy really -Well, yes and no -We'll see -Maybe -If that's what you fan… https://t.co/053YUSqNPo
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10/11
2020
Students getting the worst deal of the past 60 years, but no one says anything because they're young. https://t.co/mNtT8EW9pW
10/9
2020
@VeeAlmighty @drwsplnd I found something worse. @drwsplnd Metal spoon on a non stick pan. 1:14. Unacceptable
10/8
2020
@HoneyJackSmoov @Sheer__Opulence Jesus you're so wrong. https://t.co/Q0hE6sSvuHPeople are at fault for not following the rules, says prime minister unable to explain the rules and whose chief ad… https://t.co/mqwiNDPSEa
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10/3
2020
@schierneckeretc I have some Jeremy Scott x Adidas originals that I can't foresee when I'll wear, but they're kind of the best shoes I own.
10/1
2020
My ex, Helen, was a Robbie Williams stalker & it was a very scary 2 years of my life. I’m finally in a new relation… https://t.co/dN6GFLwUut
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9/30
2020
Watch my entire response to Senator Ted Cruz about the Supreme Court vacancy: https://t.co/HxSCZKHMhR
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9/27
2020
saw this on instagram and I’m just gonna park it right here, good night https://t.co/sqtT2juT8E
Retweeted by 🌴ar Jack @WaterstonesPicc @eggfrieddog When a mummy and a daddy live each other very much...?????? https://t.co/WBdrEByHAK
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackRemember when the government condemned the masked people at Black Lives Matter for potentially spreading the diseas… https://t.co/c9zS0XWYMv
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackAmong Us is explicitly a game about violating article 37 of Additional Protocol I to the Geneva Conventions, which… https://t.co/Rm9JX568Kc
Retweeted by 🌴ar Jack“I do not see my views represented in the mainstream media” https://t.co/N6SIorAkME
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9/26
2020
Joanna cherry QC MP dunking on the AG. https://t.co/goVL3cTEnm
9/25
2020
@emilyjupitus Get you a daughter with street smarts AND book smartsBreonna Taylor's and Emmett Till's murders were let off scott free on the same day 65 years apart.
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9/24
2020
@drwsplnd Mood
9/23
2020
hello there, the angel from my nightmare #GBBO https://t.co/z3MZGEmaW8
Retweeted by 🌴ar Jack"You would have the English wash hands still stained with the ink of Magna Carta?!?" https://t.co/AshgPiviiS
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9/22
2020
@FrakThePerson Talking about flowers? Around grown men?!
9/19
2020
RIP RBGcan’t believe the news about everyone that has been in John Lennon airport this week having to self isolate 😧😧 imagine all the people
Retweeted by 🌴ar Jack @ThatTimWalker @BWConservatives What does this say? @emilyjupitus Turn 29
9/18
2020
I was just not prepared for what is inside this house https://t.co/URRDBnnqUw
Retweeted by 🌴ar Jack @schierneckeretc Just on the topic of Priti Patel... https://t.co/45r2s5o7Ef
9/15
2020
@whitford747 Shame it's not true.No there isn't. https://t.co/T1MmxSlC9g @Proper_Facts Unfollowing. This is approaching real facts.utter annihilation https://t.co/jQrlKAFfAD
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackNot bothered by the sport, but pure athleticism. Gorgeous https://t.co/ey2AMQSe5n... a 'qualifying group' which basically means you go along as a 6 or less, or a household, but then you are not al… https://t.co/HWjkAHctcp
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9/14
2020
@tv_zombie984 @danaxmajed Play stupid games, win stupid prizes @Fuckyouscoob @danaxmajed Play severe games, win severe prizesFrom @10DowningStreet’s video about reasonable excuses to breach the new “Rule of Six”. Aaaaaaargh. https://t.co/E7UDX2Xgmg
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9/13
2020
Belgium ‘agrees’ to return last human remain of Congolese freedom fighter Patrice Lumumba home. We must remember… https://t.co/97F8GjtGe7
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9/10
2020
@UzasBack @Shuffle_T Cool @UzasBack @Shuffle_T Twunty?If anyone is wondering whether and why it actually matters that the UK is committed to the rule of international la… https://t.co/YiFd7dEeXl
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackCould someone please explain to me: 1. Why is my brain able to decipher what this says and 2. is this just a black… https://t.co/DzMKucRJtk
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9/9
2020
What's your weirdest flex? Me, I can spell Jamiroquai without googling it.
9/8
2020
A really valuable video on a niche but important topic. PRO TIP: If something is described as stuffy, it can be re… https://t.co/M5J2CvCBhk @davidallengreen Boris Johnson has furthered the cause of Irish Reunification more in the course one year of cack-h… https://t.co/7NJjb3x2by
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackStay home. Don't stay home. Get back to the office. Get out of the office. Save the economy. Don't save the economy… https://t.co/GQWYhShL5v
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9/7
2020
The Rock announced that he, his wife, and their 2 daughters have recovered from Covid. They first suspected they ha… https://t.co/lYvckpR7Ua
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9/4
2020
@repeattofade https://t.co/i4l9tS0Kso
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9/3
2020
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9/2
2020
@theneedledrop She went from “Hello” to “Wah Gwan”
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8/31
2020
Gutter journalism. #FakeLaw by The Sun and The Mail. A truly vile exploitation of a grieving widow to make dishone… https://t.co/ZiEoUCqAn7
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8/28
2020
I worked for the Home Office for seven years. I genuinely thought this tweet was from a spoof account. Return arr… https://t.co/uV5BAI1LxC
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8/27
2020
@renaecrossing @SteveDa15434515 @SueJRogerson @JohnARead @nationaltrust @UNESCO As this stuff is added to every thr… https://t.co/a2GQTHTVje
8/24
2020
when the Zoom call ends and I am left with my thoughts https://t.co/BBp6NEDg4C
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8/23
2020
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Retweeted by 🌴ar JackThat is an inspired insult. https://t.co/MUmj8ppf7VJeff Bezos is worth $196 billion, and Amazon have only paid £62 million in UK tax on £7 billion revenue in 20 years… https://t.co/QC7RbHoYmQ
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackIs it just me, or does Steve Bannon look like if Zig and Zag fell off the wagon?Last week I explained my research using juggling @OxfordMedSci DPhil Slam. When I won that round I explained how I… https://t.co/ULuyfzQCnV
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8/21
2020
@BootstrapCook Ironing or solving sudoku puzzles. Puzzles generally. Making things whole or making them right makes… https://t.co/CwwsQuf1UR
8/20
2020
@ChugsSonReBrand @Behzinga 👎🏼FINALLY, I've made some prints available to buy! Very limited run, only ten in A3, ten in A2.… https://t.co/M3jLFG61iS
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackImagine a country where a politician’s think tank calls for abolition of a major public health body, it gets broken… https://t.co/h6mcPE4Nui
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8/18
2020
@georgie_monk @kfRedhot Singular finger? 🤔🤮🤔 @GrandPOOBear I have no suggestions, but I'm down for some driving sim contentImagine when people discover what else is subjected to flawed algorithms applied to big data The only real differe… https://t.co/v70277pj2u
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackAnyone know where Kevin Bacon's left his car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of friend of a friend.
Retweeted by 🌴ar Jacklife is like a box of chocolates. everything is melted and fucked now
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8/17
2020
A dog friendly office is my idea of hell.
Retweeted by 🌴ar Jack @schierneckeretc Ottolenghi, absolute banger @schierneckeretc I'm getting my chef on. Made salsa for my breakfast burritos, coffee & and walnut cake for the 3pm… https://t.co/4lppusaQ1y
8/16
2020
Thread on how you RT fake news when you agree with it So many people were RTing this false statement last week bec… https://t.co/T5pJ4T1tAc
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8/15
2020
The focus has been on A* students losing their Oxbridge places, but from personal experience, I feel most sorry for… https://t.co/ijF8VY98SA
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackAnd just like that the lead story became French quarantine instead of unfair exam fiasco
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8/14
2020
who said i was gonna accept? https://t.co/fw01KSfemV
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackOverpriced? I'd rather pay £4.50 for a tub of nice ice cream I actually get than, say, £53m for a bridge that never… https://t.co/uhTph13eBc
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8/13
2020
@georgie_monk @SmthngBst I saw this yesterday, very well done. Super smooth stuff. @georgie_monk @RexChapman Tweet unavailable :(
8/12
2020
Officials at the very top of @UKLabour said stuff like “Abbott is truly repulsive” “Abbott literally makes me sick”… https://t.co/scExekxQ4V
Retweeted by 🌴ar JackI'm leaving Bon Appétit video. Here's what's been happening over the last few months, and some thoughts. https://t.co/L59blcESLv
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8/7
2020
@emilyjupitus If you've got friends who manage IP and contracts all day long, you might as well get some benefit fr… https://t.co/SpbSq1fyaD
8/5
2020
@emilyjupitus I love it! Is there a contractual reason why you're not putting your mark on the images? I'd love for… https://t.co/S14Rj46ZS2 @emilyjupitus Is this one of your illustrations?
8/4
2020
@drwsplnd The Eid parties have been booming in Stepney Green. The pastels, the BMWs, inspirational @ElawReads Black dynamiteGerman composers vs. Ludacris A THREAD: https://t.co/clgrxTsQjr
Retweeted by 🌴ar Jack @lawsocgazette @JohnHyde1982 There's no gavels in courts of E+W!The Law Society Gazette! The Law! Society! Gazzette! https://t.co/hXXgJiZkh7
Retweeted by 🌴ar Jack @eggfrieddog That's creased me upA magnum is nothing but a Tory choc ice on a stick. https://t.co/yrAd03e1l2
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8/2
2020
Subbed on for the 103rd minute. The disrespect to Kolasinac
8/1
2020

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