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Bath Haus, pitched as "Gone Girl w/ gays & Grindr" forthcoming from @Doubledaybooks | When You Find Me out now @CrookedLaneBks | rep: @CookeMcDermid. he/him.

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@blacklionking73 @Drrramina ...and the teacher is no longer the expert in this classroom 😂
1/19
2020
It’s on, @emilyross816 https://t.co/1g1JGP93mb
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Retweeted by P J Vernon @Drrramina Hard no! Especially because you come up on the reg! 🖤
1/18
2020
@kimmerym I mean, you can't argue with outcomes @aimeehixauthor I... maybe? Yes? Yes.My therapist’s retiring this spring which means solving my abandonment issues is under deadline which means they’ll probs get solved @Kelly_J_Ford WHEELBARROWS OF FOMOSoon, my pretties. https://t.co/Y5k2iZzbMb
Retweeted by P J VernonTwo queer books coming up that I LOVED: @celia_laskey’s gorgeous UNDER THE RAINBOW and @genhudson’s BOYS OF ALABAMA… https://t.co/i4iHFAED7j
Retweeted by P J Vernon @ctnicolas @littlebrown If a wine-fueled crime spree has no Monica Lewinsky worship did it even happen?Incredible news from Enigma Front alum P.J. Vernon! Huge congratulations! Wishing you all the best, and continued s… https://t.co/HISMxOEigs
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Retweeted by P J VernonIf you aren’t someone the church would’ve killed 400 years ago are you even living?
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1/17
2020
Today’s the day & I’m so stoked! Many thanks to @alexwriters for inviting me to teach MIND F**K again! 🖤 #yychttps://t.co/qWTNZzES8r
1/16
2020
@pjvernonbooks it is an incredible thriller. Loved. Congrats.
Retweeted by P J VernonGALLEYS HAVE LANDED. So proud to share what’s maybe the most surreal unboxing moment of my life. Huge thanks to… https://t.co/UYM2ELU31Z
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1/15
2020
@Drrramina and I can’t scurry off fast enough because that’s how the food chain works @Drrramina “Oh you cold bitch?” — this duck to me as it outs it’s cigarette in my coffeeNew mantra: be fierce AF like a duck https://t.co/GYppTsAlcqA tremendous piece from @coleman_matt that wonderfully captures what inclusion in your writing community feels like… https://t.co/IieXmWaK3T"The way we house human knowledge takes on many impressive architectural forms." We are honoured to be named first… https://t.co/YAwY50hA2V
Retweeted by P J Vernon @Drrramina @johnsfram He picks his books like he picks his mascara 💯Canine stan is the best stan so suffice it to say this made my day https://t.co/z2IbdL1lHj
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Retweeted by P J Vernon @Kelly_J_Ford @johnsfram this doesn't help, but... it's incredible so far.Mikko’s all—in his best Zelda May Rubinstein—“It knows what scares you” but I couldn’t be more thrilled to sink my… https://t.co/ckIdfoFYY9Just a friendly reminder you can pre-order the book Lee Child Steve Cavanaugh @SSCav Rob Hart @robwhart Jennifer H… https://t.co/EjuvyELYaE
Retweeted by P J VernonI can’t adequately describe how it feels to be nominated with this collection of esteemed writers of color. It’s a… https://t.co/0JVbFX8uSO
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1/14
2020
@roznay1 @rhardingwriter @SimonSchusterCA @NitaProse @sarahjanestp @Cforde_litagent on fire!!!!🔥🔥🔥I read an early version of THREE-FIFTHS. I saw pubs and agents stupidly pass. Today, I’m grateful that… https://t.co/uGHnLaeYBt
Retweeted by P J Vernon @jverch75 @JamesDFHannah A big enough deal to hold up a line to learn Adobe & doctor the screen grab I planned to send? Perhaps. @JamesDFHannah I get it. When accused of not following @jverch75 on IG while at a store checkout, I held up the ent… https://t.co/J9KIWFE69iMy copy is en route!!! https://t.co/pdfE0prqOG @kellyekell Let us know if he has HBO?I’m Michael McCain, CEO of Maple Leaf Foods, and these are personal reflections. I am very angry, and time isn’t ma… https://t.co/nH2Xv4STwR
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1/13
2020
In the Hallmark Movie Love's Fragrant Embrace, feisty wedding planner Allie moves back to her Maine hometown after… https://t.co/nJIGQFAlYH
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Retweeted by P J VernonI fondly refer to the folks who follow me here as #TheFOLD (The Friends Of Lou Diamond) So, welcome to The FOLD! (T… https://t.co/JlyEeJaVMl
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Retweeted by P J VernonWhat I lack in happiness I make up for in crippling self-awareness
Retweeted by P J Vernon @criggswrite @doubledaybooks Us: Jesus can we please just have like 5 minutes in here! We are artists! Taiwan Gov’t: no. @criggswrite @doubledaybooks Awww... thank you so much for always being so supportive and a great friend! Wouldn’t… https://t.co/FPkGlAcVKH @CelesteAPeters I heard! lol @BOLOBooks this is amazing
1/12
2020
@Drrramina @Kelly_J_Ford @jverch75 @aimeehixauthor I AM RUNNING A BUSINESS HERE @Kelly_J_Ford @Drrramina @jverch75 @aimeehixauthor I already told Kelly I’m selling access to her at at the first opportunity 💅This is now a @Kelly_J_Ford and @pjvernonbooks Stan account. Sorry but so not sorry
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Retweeted by P J VernonI’m offering a manuscript consult for the #AuthorsForFireys auction, supporting the firefighters in Australia. Up t… https://t.co/1g4KDEJdh2
Retweeted by P J Vernon @PKenneyWriter @doubledaybooks How did you know? 😂⛄️ @PitchWars @latimes @heatherjohnfog And lucky you (everyone), @Kelly_J_Ford's currently available debut is also out… https://t.co/DEkHdBmkjG @Kelly_J_Ford https://t.co/hxVVU9JNgU @Kelly_J_Ford Chickens, lesbians, meth (and national healing) are in the LA Times!!!Kelly J. Ford, incredible author, friend & @PitchWars mentor, is in the @latimes! Her wicked debut is perfect for… https://t.co/42IaLBhoC6 @Kelly_J_Ford HOLY SMOKES! This is incredible!!! @blitherbabble @doubledaybooks Thank you Kim!!!Ask Ben to close the door on his way out https://t.co/qM4xDgPABj
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1/11
2020
This is so awesome! If you're looking for your next favorite book, check out the new @CrimeWoC site! https://t.co/gG0WHhO1Wj
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Retweeted by P J Vernon“Libraries are dead”, they said. “Nobody reads books anymore”, they said. Calgary Public Library turns page on 20… https://t.co/AA0FdvPjOT
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1/10
2020

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