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welcome to a series of unfortunate events & rants...enjoy!

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Joined Twitter 3/30/15


I need more music from Tems & Ayra Starr immediately“I know you be talking to other niggas” Me: https://t.co/UqPdH0kRVK
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.For the record I don’t give a fuck about appearing to be nice girl . I’m nice to who treat me nice . Talk to me cra… https://t.co/K5FDCqTrsz
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.this dude got the worst vinyl collection ever 😭 https://t.co/MvTiyMjKVu
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.I don’t understand the concept of picking the wrong friend bc I’ll go back n choose the right one
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Wizkid’s Made in Lagos is fit for every occasion: chilling with your friends, games night, slumber party, drink up,… https://t.co/Ei2JL2G7RO
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Yooo the value of money evaporates as if I’m a millionaire https://t.co/BJ5A435tdxI get so sad, like really sad but it never lasts. I thank God for that.
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Imagine we cool, I bring you around my bf/husband, we break up and 4 months later you announce publicly y’all in lo… https://t.co/03zxZTONrh
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.I’d give my left leg for a Caesar salad right about nowI hope tommorow is better than yesterday
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.l o l I’m sad
5/11
2021
we pick our friends, but real situations sort them out...
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.i just feel like the way your period can literally make you so depressed is dangerous and we don’t talk about enoug… https://t.co/Dqz58jNmj0
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.More tired than usual today, amazingF R I D A Y 🤞🏽 https://t.co/jsSVSYlUIX
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Does Aldis Hodge have children? If not, my womb is available. JESUS! https://t.co/uSZTxwEmEb
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.I am constantly asking myself “what’s next?”
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Are Birkenstock’s really comfortable bc I just don’t see how that’s possibleOooo I hope I can get the bag I want tomorrow *fingers crossed*The joy I’ve experienced this weekend I’m happy 😇
5/10
2021
I like looking at y’all’s pics with your moms 🥰
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Quavo when he saw Saweetie performing with a donation jar https://t.co/rNXturp5jR
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.We on a date and I don't smell your cologne? You came smelling like laundry and deodorant? https://t.co/T3Z1zk02Ev
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.I want flowers and a cute date
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.I love to laugh yo could do it all dayToday was great🥰
5/9
2021
Worst experience of my life I swear https://t.co/qhOgktNFkVThat’s what dolls do. Every man I’ve dated was put on a skincare routine. https://t.co/tM1XFxy2Tg
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.one day society will stop acting like period pains aren’t “that bad” like bro WE BE PASSING OUT AND THROWING UP ?!?!?!
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Only watching hair videos from UK stylists I gotta learn the secretsI just want everything to be perfectMy type A side really comes out when I’m planning something it’s quite annoying @geeeech_ Biggest waste of $$. Look into setactive, nice quality & comfy
5/8
2021
Static, I been, pop, new apartment, FaceTime https://t.co/aajYUNyo07Happy 2 year Anniversay beautiful baby! Thanks to all the gorgeous Shea butter babies out there for supporting and… https://t.co/m7PyKTsB4H
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.wmnswear new collection can take all my moneyMy ace coming home tmmrw 🥰 v excited!!I’ll respect you more if you tell me what it really is instead of lying to me.
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.groovy baby ☮️✌🏾 https://t.co/XpkPb7v92N
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Ugghh trying a new wine & it’s nasty 🤢Lemme go order my hazmat suit 🤕 https://t.co/k9gkOJ1zbJUnless greys anatomy gets new writers I don’t see too many more seasons in its futureI’d be lying if I said ion be in my head everyday
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.These last few weeks have been draining me ngl, can’t wait for some peaceThis week literally mopped the floor w me
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5/7
2021
I don’t feel like death anymore! Thank godi’m gonna be so sad when Insecure ends 🥲 aside from just loving Issa Rae, i loved tuning in and seeing a Black woma… https://t.co/TPDUr8POtJ
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.My god Jo is so annoying, every five secondsAwww I’m excited to celebrate his birthday 🥳he’s a yoruba man for sureee. just flirting for absolutely no reason. “you made me feel really safe” “next time I’l… https://t.co/KRhEUGoPHG
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.If U Got A Attitude On Vacation, U Really A Bad Vibe
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Hopefully this weekend brings some much needed peacethe thing is, "i'm too selfish to have a baby" is a totally valid reason to not have a baby. women do not actually owe the world babies.
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Just to still be in painI have so many things to get done so naturally I’m deciding to go to sleep lol
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.No more muscle relaxants my sleep schedule is completely fucked
5/6
2021
actually apple just needs to make it so you can exit out of the text message thread while still listening to the voice memo
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.I’m not understanding how folks call her out every other month yet and still she’s still booked lmaoooo https://t.co/58MmvnXKmH
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.My birthday being in September kinda sucks bc traveling during rainy seasonFreak out very often BUT I always find a solutionIf #Virgo misses someone, they won't make an effort to talk to them because they don't wanna seem needy.
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5/5
2021
My company definitely has to audit Starbucks or something bc every month gift cards, I love it!I like this a lot keeps life spicy! https://t.co/KITx5490KmWE FINNA BE OUTSIDE ALL SUMMER... after work tho
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.What is sprouting from Justin Bieber’s head oh my lord :/Please do not rub me the wrong way
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Y'all Validate? this week on #TheRead https://t.co/kLx2DvN65o
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Tell me you’re Yoruba without telling me Yoruba https://t.co/h4IK4NrUeV
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.overconfidence will bite you in the ass sometimes lmaoooJe ka lo sereeee, we can go on a vacation, have fun baby all night long.
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.my problem is i buy outfits i don’t have shoes for and shoes i don’t have outfits for😭😭😭😭😭😭
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5/4
2021
No reason why you shouldn’t be in love with me within 24 hours. 48 max
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.finding your signature lipstick, lashes & perfume is my favorite part of growing older
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.I always land on my feet, but I’m tired of being resilient. It used to be a source of pride, but now I’ve come to l… https://t.co/h5Ciik8vEq
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.*good news all weekend*
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Happy Happy Monday 😇if i call a nigga baby in his face? you know i’m in love cause not once have i ever said no soft a$$ shii like that😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.Never feel uncomfortable about being your whole self
5/3
2021
Voice of a generation. Avatar of internet mega-fame. Reluctant icon of body positivity. A lot rests on… https://t.co/0nLua9Votx
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.New things to take my mind off the bad thingsI definitely buy more stuff when im sad/stressedCrunchwraps, salsa, and black beans 🤤my Game of Thrones experience 🐲 https://t.co/ikx3Kd2ORM
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.If you love them, send them roses with butterflies 😍😍😍🥲🥲🥲💕💕💕💕 https://t.co/hAjMTykisU
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5/2
2021
Taco Tuesday on a Saturday!I make a mean pot of black beans 🤤What is in the pollen this spring it’s really trying to kill me 😭Kinda want to wand my hair but it’s also like for whatChai the things I do for friendsLemme go buy a new outfit 🙃Shonda did not have to end Lexie & Mark like that 😭Everytime I watch it I cryThe plane crash episode was not needed omgp**sy too good I can’t give it to a simp who be crying bout a bitchI’m never cutting my hair again wtf was I thinking
5/1
2021
You lot are actually questioning this mans attractiveness twww https://t.co/BR8Paby92f🚨 DIGITAL COVER ALERT 🚨 @DamsonIdris for The NATIVE 8PM TONIGHT https://t.co/e2a9dWjOPl
Retweeted by The Gift from Virgo.A thousand things in my head hopefully I get to do everything*good news all weekend*
4/30
2021

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