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Brandon Jones @Platocres Chattanooga, TN

I used to be a person but now I'm a philosopher.

746 Following   232 Followers   319 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/16/11


Yes, in America we have the least vacation days of any wealthy country, but our employers make up for it by harassi… https://t.co/9ZgkN3Y77f
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7/3
2020
Normalize storming the Winter Palace.
Retweeted by Brandon JonesWhy did you buy all that toilet paper if you’re not even coming to Arby’s? Please enjoy Arby’s
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6/25
2020
Whenever I tweet basic uncontroversial facts about Lenin's life and beliefs I get an army of conservative and liber… https://t.co/cIgzCtbdI0
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6/22
2020
Problem: the police aren't enforcing any rules against each other. Liberals: we should add more rules.
Retweeted by Brandon JonesRemember how Steven Pinker wrote that whole book about how everything is great so we don't need to bother changing anything? Lol.
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6/18
2020
i couldn't have created a better example of the way liberalism is just an aesthetic covering up the same exact prob… https://t.co/fzqb8SW7af
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6/2
2020
@existentialcoms https://t.co/kbV4uKndXi
5/8
2020
The funniest thing about Elon Musk in the last few years is finding out that he's just a stupid person. Like he's j… https://t.co/DpgDnmkwki
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5/1
2020
Joe Biden and The 7 Stages of Grief: 1. Omg what a surprise. 2. Tara Reade is lying. She changed her story. 3. R… https://t.co/aGtSZg0sAx
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4/30
2020
If workers can go without pay during this crisis, I think shareholders can manage without dividends.
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4/23
2020
People ask leftists so “you’ll vote for Trump?” not bc they actually think we will, but bc they’re trying to extort… https://t.co/v5GsQTmFJx
Retweeted by Brandon Joneswhen boomers tell you life experience will make you conservative, they're referring to their life experience of hav… https://t.co/ABnBV9Lo09
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4/22
2020
when debating about communism one point that people often forget is that communism is good and we should do it
Retweeted by Brandon JonesTwo nurses stage a counter protest 💙 https://t.co/GzInxIp5y2
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4/20
2020
if the economy is crashing because people can't work, i don't understand why the entrepreneurs don't just create mo… https://t.co/cgRJYcuBNJ
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4/19
2020
Could a guy with dementia deliver a message this powerful? Doubtful. https://t.co/ldHwJ4paqn
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4/18
2020
Amazing how capitalists just casually started saying stuff like "shutting down the economy will kill more people!"… https://t.co/4bt2FlrSBj
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4/17
2020
It's hilarious to see the Democrats hand-wringing about leftists not supporting Joe Biden. That's what happens whe… https://t.co/XVuag3Q9L9
Retweeted by Brandon JonesThe choice between voting for Trump or Biden is the choice between voting for an Oligarch or an Oligarch's errand boy.Tara Reade is telling the truth. 1. If Tara was lying, Joe would have filed for defamation. He still is yet to do… https://t.co/bUZHsQFKsr
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4/13
2020
Hey kids! It’s the weekend, know what that means? That’s right: it’s time to huddle in your house in a state of per… https://t.co/JKyQKuwGes
Retweeted by Brandon JonesIf you want to make sense of the current political moment, and why electoral politics under capitalism can never, a… https://t.co/ae9XLsay8C
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4/11
2020
Communists: "capitalism is full of internal contradictions that cannot sustain themselves." Capitalists: "nonsense,… https://t.co/3kFs1bMfll
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4/10
2020
If the trend holds, by the end of tomorrow the US will have the most #coronavirus cases in the world.… https://t.co/MHHSmMiR7A
3/26
2020
"Everything we feared about communism – that we would lose our houses and savings and be forced to labor eternally… https://t.co/Zo4iMSLpnS
3/15
2020
I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”
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3/14
2020
@nihilist_arbys "Laughs in catastrophic climate change*It's not actually #BernieOrBust it's: #M4AorBust Student Loan Forgiveness of Bust #EducationForAll or Bust Stop c… https://t.co/dwIOhyJkKp
3/13
2020
@nicgford https://t.co/4NpDM87kJj @nicgford God what a dream come true that would beMaybe we should pause voting for a few months, you know, to protect people from coronavirus, then finish the primar… https://t.co/7kQ1uQdMQAI wasn't kidding https://t.co/oYabgF77tI
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3/12
2020
@BernieSanders should sue the DNC. #DNCisCorrupt #DNCFraudLawsuit #DNCRigging #DNC #DNCrigged https://t.co/IydiyaoUaY
3/9
2020
Sign this petition if you want a real debate between Bernie and Joe. https://t.co/pLeFY5Rf0YContinuing to run Joe Biden as a candidate even with his obvious cognitive decline is elder abuse, plain and simple… https://t.co/YODusAkfV0If all you make are gaffes, then you don't simply make gaffes, you have dementia. #Bernie2020 #BidenHasDementiaInsane how members of the #EstablishmentDemocrats keep trying to make the argument that there is no #Establishment.… https://t.co/XxfIuRoQbn
3/8
2020
@JamesCorkern I saw an article mention some were $4 @JamesCorkern On the other hand, there's never been a better time to fly. https://t.co/Um37WYnScR @JamesCorkern These are dark times @JamesCorkern Everything is Corona Virus @caldernest @antontroian Same.No one should have to be nice to you in order for you to vote for your own best interests. Don't want to vote for… https://t.co/O5SVptvstThttps://t.co/x3BG9H7ibiA @BernieSanders supporter was mean to me, now I don't even want to survive climate change.Boomers: You can elect @BernieSanders over my dead body. Coronavirus: Say no more! #Bernie2020 #coronavirus #Boomers
3/6
2020
@michaelianblack . michael biden's ian black brain 🤜🤛 hasn't worked since 2009
Retweeted by Brandon JonesWhy @ewarren is dropping out to endorse @JoeBiden. #WarrenDropOut #Bernie2020 https://t.co/Td1E5WdMIs
3/5
2020
Actual photo of someone voting for Joe Biden. https://t.co/uzvhdJDg8X
3/4
2020
Amen. https://t.co/sQ0i1Iqfth
3/3
2020
Delegate threshold is 15%, so theoretically @BernieSanders could walk away with ALL of California's 416 pledged del… https://t.co/egISrbZmLehttps://t.co/90jCwYG1VE
Retweeted by Brandon Jones#BernieSanders #FidelCastro https://t.co/xGS3ebdsiN
Retweeted by Brandon Joneshttps://t.co/90jCwYG1VE#BernieSanders #FidelCastro https://t.co/xGS3ebdsiNWhew https://t.co/CsU5C9NeEl
2/28
2020
An ABC spox said David Wright has "been suspended, and to avoid any possible appearance of bias, he will be reassig… https://t.co/TGVWAvk5fB
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2/27
2020
@existentialcoms https://t.co/GmB7G7sl8d
Retweeted by Brandon JonesI SAID TITS OUT FOR BERNIE!!!!!
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2/25
2020
Billionaires love to talk about Universal Basic Income because it means they don't have to talk about paying their… https://t.co/xjzgr0emVZMade me tear up https://t.co/82w4Cym2UI
2/23
2020
CNN: Please ignore Bloomberg's racist audio track because a black Bernie supporter found it. #Woke https://t.co/udBRKdD6gX
Retweeted by Brandon JonesFox News dragging MSNBC for being right-wing corporate media is something. Accurate, but something. https://t.co/jdG2mQ68Sl
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2/13
2020
@NoraNorqdo Hope it works out that way.LOL at MSNBC pundits trying to reason amongst themselves how tonight isn't a victory for Sanders. #BernieForNHAmy Klobuchar's currently giving her "I came in third place and somehow that's a victory" speech. Each time she mov… https://t.co/cqq9WqfSkyA story from a friend: "I'm voting for @BernieSanders and it's because of you Bernie Bros" said a New Hampshire pr… https://t.co/Jx5tnE1mun
Retweeted by Brandon JonesI don't even need to do this anymore. https://t.co/NJFpCfktkA
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2/12
2020
I see @VerminSupreme made it out to the @BernieSanders rally tonight in NH. https://t.co/OP6q7Lx6c1
2/11
2020
Here’s @PeteButtigieg speaking at a Tea Party event during Obama’s presidency and praising them for their concerns… https://t.co/xFDWUKorp4
Retweeted by Brandon Jones @TomPerez I don't know how to tell you this sport, but you've completely lost control of the narrative and no one g… https://t.co/oT5HZu6RaF
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2/7
2020
#MayorCheat #MayoPete https://t.co/SNXXylTOAbThat fucking eye wink! I am dead y'all! #BigDickEnergy https://t.co/NIEuzofJTuhttps://t.co/jWA7MW3cXS https://t.co/qGfIUmxQFY
Retweeted by Brandon JonesOf course it could be a huge coincidence that the big Bernie precincts got held until the very last minute & only r… https://t.co/iYXKwFJ7E8
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2/6
2020
Someone on Quora asked if the US is a dystopia. I rendered my response. https://t.co/plfQSN7PwfBooty juice! https://t.co/osKPzLNZJC
1/28
2020
This is hilarious lmao https://t.co/toM1Ozg1VL
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1/27
2020
@lyta_gold I recently came across your article about how Discovery is "Star Trek without socialism". I think you hi… https://t.co/RDkc4zLT37"people were mean to me on twitter dot com because i said poor people should die if they get sick, but little do th… https://t.co/ZwL711KvK6
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1/17
2019
16°C to 28°C warmer than normal is...not normal. https://t.co/IN7hnHwW4A
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11/8
2019
Bill Gates, the supposed "good guy" billionaire not being sure if he would vote for Trump rather than have a 2% wea… https://t.co/hG9EY8Sjrn
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11/7
2019
Hegel! https://t.co/hGuqtgpI3q https://t.co/CrarzGETyx
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10/21
2019
@sjsbates @notreallyjcm https://t.co/isFIv1Ortg
10/19
2019
ANDERSON COOPER: Irreversible climate change is going to doom all mankind to a painful heat death if we don't act s… https://t.co/rlb8n46dKo
Retweeted by Brandon Jones#BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren releases powerful new campaign ad highlighting one of her best moments from Tuesday’s… https://t.co/4AuzrRYf9e
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10/18
2019
THE GRETA THUNBERG HELPLINE: For adults angry at a child. https://t.co/JAtIKyG4Va
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9/26
2019
@LastWeekTonight https://t.co/tkoQcwifgs
9/19
2019
@justinmcbrien Hi, I loved your recent article on the #FirstExterminationEvent. I'm about to graduate with a BA in… https://t.co/5M5FjWu98J
9/16
2019
Fossil fuel executives should be criminally prosecuted for the destruction they have knowingly caused. #GreenNewDeal
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8/23
2019
Everyone needs to read this, it's the best break down I've seen of the most recent findings of the IPCC. https://t.co/0PUpPBMOIZ
8/9
2019
It was very pragmatic, practical thinking on policy making these many years which allowed climate change to happen.… https://t.co/M2MF1W1P2A
7/14
2019
And to think that Russell T. Davies is commonly thought of as a genius writer. Some genius.Oh, and then there's the long winded, cringey, speech about voting with one's dollars, another theory which has bee… https://t.co/UMLYBPPjmnThe far left and the far right are actually just the same and apparently their joint forces, hand in hand, are the… https://t.co/d8ziowTEEwWatched 'Years and Years'. It's a good show. It could have been a great show if not for the constant scapegoating o… https://t.co/QnTpOR1XmUOur plan: Cancel student debt. Make Wall Street pay for it. Free 45 million Americans from $1.6 trillion in loans. https://t.co/mRom3BZIuE
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7/8
2019

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