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Platypus Man @Platypus222 Platypus Land

I'm Platypus Man, which is kind of like Batman except I'm not as rich and rarely fight crime. Rarely. (he/him)

196 Following   202 Followers   10,007 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/14/09


@WhitsonGordon @WIRED At my last job I had to push really hard to get everyone to use actual photos of themselves o… https://t.co/dwX5HUZbW5 @howtogeek Related: the original plan was to use Wookiees instead of Ewoks but they were changed because Chewbacca… https://t.co/a3lQQSJ6WT @StuartDuart This is you rn 😿 @Peeks365 @startrekcbs @shazad I had to Google it, makes more sense now @WaywardWinifred @PFTompkins The only reason it was ever anywhere close to a gateway drug is because of it being il… https://t.co/aEEBu9SJfJ
7/9
2020
@of_rude I gotta know what @TimothyPlatt was going to say about Avatar: The Last Airbender (YES THE CARTOON) becaus… https://t.co/YawggyKEWX
7/8
2020
@OrbGazer @audible_com @neilhimself Says the guy with the Star Trek TNG profile picture @LordRavenscraft I'm glad they legally required it where I am, it's genuinely shocking to see someone not wearing a… https://t.co/O8PTc1Zhe3 @ryanqnorth Ah ok, so it presumably uses the actual scripts as well as whatever other Seinfeld miscellanea it can f… https://t.co/QdrsRxa0IJ @ryanqnorth Wait wait, how did it get the Larry Thomas reference? I love the idea of the same actor playing the Sou… https://t.co/mqBoC3MWEEbeing on Twitter makes me angry and scared, and not being on Twitter feels like hearing faint screams through a clo… https://t.co/jXCHNhYrC7
Retweeted by Platypus Man @Summerson Gimme the s'mores
7/7
2020
@roywoodjr Don't need Jimmy John's or their trophy hunting owner and that's before their mediocre sandwiches or this noose thing @CanYouPetTheDog On the other hand, the game isn't as kind to Toads that look like dogs... https://t.co/2EirrN8Ziv @nocontextpawnee I love this episode because you can tell Chris Pratt was like in the middle of Guardians of the Ga… https://t.co/SaWsE6UzX3
7/6
2020
@InternetHippo If only I were that tall... @SuperChannel64 @WBLooneyTunes That didn't explain it at all
7/4
2020
@KullabSamiam @BlairDMckee @NoahHurowitz Hey man we all gotta pick a name, can't do better than the noble platypus… https://t.co/fib8M6Y6Yh
7/3
2020
@ScottAdamsSays @sinKEVitch You know someone is full of themselves when they screenshot their own tweet 18 seconds… https://t.co/LFoOavsJd8 @Matthias723 @BillandTed3 @Sweaving https://t.co/CKImn35I4X @Enigma_180 @BillandTed3 @Sweaving No one's forcing you to see it but also maybe wait to judge it
7/2
2020
@loversbless @DrLavaYT Oh man how come no one told me @NoContextTrek Just FYI for fellow Voyager fans, check out @TheDeltaFlyers from Garrett Wang (Kim) and Robert Dunca… https://t.co/2kIXxZfaWg @Summerson There's one password I use that fills with my username twice if I use the LastPass popup but fills corre… https://t.co/41xKVwom2m @Rycrev @TAngelo930 @Indians I will not go... @MrsGstlm @NicoleConlan I think that's just Nickelodeon, I've been watching Avatar on Netflix and their intro is li… https://t.co/KhBdWO8Jw3 @CanterRain @WhitsonGordon @reviewgeeksite Haha you don't see me complaining @noluckst2 @NoContextTrek To be fair the Founders only look like this because they wanted to mock how Odo is bad at… https://t.co/hvCanjeJyw @WhitsonGordon @reviewgeeksite @CanterRain I guess I just don't have enough files I want to send or friends I live near haha @swear_trek Wow, Canada Day already?? 🇨🇦
7/1
2020
@sdzsafaripark Monotreme central! @Chewy This is Mozzarella, but he also goes by MozzarellaDOWN, MozzarellaSTOP, MozzarellaNO, and many others 😻 @reviewgeeksite @CanterRain I gotta be honest I've never seen the point of this feature, all I remember hearing abo… https://t.co/AbhNFrLOWT @Chewy Got any modeling jobs opening up? https://t.co/bP98ZWAEYL @LordRavenscraft They aren't doing what they're doing out of ignorance @BlairDMckee @NoahHurowitz Yeah the police really need to quit rioting @gitlost https://t.co/3pdRzFdGlg @WhitsonGordon Don't worry I'm not a good writer
6/30
2020
@RikerGoogling Most of the other ones were only mentioned in dialog https://t.co/aXN5ark0MI @KenJennings There was also that middle ground after happy and excited but before transphobia, like when the whole… https://t.co/d5Y8IwblwW @bessbell @KenTremendous @SenatorCollins Did you forget that his high school planner didn't include an entry on "do… https://t.co/PCS4t3BaJG @SenTrofe @bransonreese It's like watching the Matrix code scroll by @Summerson I love my rear fingerprint reader but I also always use a Popsocket (which puts my finger in perfect pos… https://t.co/yFg4uL72vr @VMSFMom Thanks, I've never heard of it (I guess my Netflix takes more than my state of origin into account when recommending things to me)
6/29
2020
@PhilJamesson "great pizza, phil" @Sebanovic @WilhelmAsger @nocontextpawnee If only Biden had just written his book about trains and stayed out of th… https://t.co/f5CpJe2P3m @Sebanovic @nocontextpawnee Definitely, the moral of the show is "the system works and is good, some bad people can… https://t.co/iB6O83ohU5 @Sebanovic @nocontextpawnee Ron Swanson, sure, but the rest of the show is about how a few good people make government great and effective @of_rude Residents of the Soaking Valley be like "I know a place" and then take you to the basement of some tavern… https://t.co/HYeeKeZHZr @VMSFMom @AndyRichter I'm from NC, what show are you talking about? @KalhanR The childless privilege guy locked his account before I could read it but even from the first tweet I keep… https://t.co/bPEayTz7G2 @BrendanSagalow @mynameisntdave Mine was worse, if you even shut it all the way you'd need help opening it again because of how bad it stuck @therealwiseman @NutellaUSA @NutellaGlobal https://t.co/VXBZ6vFeJ8Zucker you filthy liar, you have way more than two feet. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/eads5bnhHh @jennyparksillus I hate to hear it Jenny, I hope everything goes well! Here are three of my cats looking at a bunny. https://t.co/5VKs3MiB1n @andylevy @AllieGoertz Yeah but he's also a postal carrier who lives with his elderly mother, I gotta think he'd bi… https://t.co/geJy1zdU4vI want crunchy Nutella @NutellaUSA @NutellaGlobal
6/28
2020
@howtogeek I use Firefox on Windows but Chrome on Android and (obviously) Chrome OS @WhitsonGordon I've been using Slack for years (though my work currently isn't), but only recently started working… https://t.co/7R439mgqnU
6/26
2020
@bigdaddy93123 As far as I can tell (I just looked it up) someone with no historical knowledge made this after seei… https://t.co/xkkt60Hnmr @uglymovies @StuartDuart @babeyboipeet Another twin, checking in https://t.co/3sYuPNxGe5
6/25
2020
@lifehacker Can't lose your kids if you don't have any https://t.co/n64BUF4t8X
6/24
2020
@AbeGoldfarb @mynameisntdave "Hindsight is 2020" @kingthor I'm pretty bad at knowing bands or listening to music and also I was 7 in 1995 so nope. Though as much as… https://t.co/BWjT1nSfMF @kingthor I'm not familiar with the band so frankly I'm upset it wasn't just humming @EvelKnieper @Josh_Macri Yeah they're still both there https://t.co/1ozhufC4Pw
6/23
2020
@Heaney555 @phonewisdom Exactly, they want you to be so annoyed by it that you switch to iOS
6/22
2020
@mags_iarba @russelneiss @RealPressSecBot I'm a few years younger than him, I basically never wear a belt except fo… https://t.co/wftjdpZfxc
6/21
2020
@kingthor It's great not having to give little smiles to every rando I pass in the grocery store
6/20
2020
@MysteryMartianX @ClickHole https://t.co/l8YNQp91pN @skullmandible See music, that's the thing my brain doesn't do right @TrekCore @Brandon_Bird Great scene, I just hate that they never came back throughout the next seven years. Would h… https://t.co/QRC4ROqv93
6/19
2020
@CapnGastro @MarioBrothBlog Good catch, this is the SML2 Unibo, also very similar https://t.co/4vHT8bC6oM https://t.co/1xcGK0B19ZBertha over here just sitting on a bug #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/DSmpW3Le4K @Summerson No you're right, I just thought you'd want to give them more money as a show of how much you like the ga… https://t.co/ixslM4egYu @Summerson You've got a point there @Summerson Wow, a true fan wouldn't mind at all @Summerson Sure you can, just do both @ryanqnorth You ever tried to pay them back for a gift they gave you? They won't allow it! It's a real messed up power dynamic.Imagine if the various Alexanders through history went by Xander instead. Like, Xander the Great Xander Graham Bell… https://t.co/jqJ66edPOM @gamingw_o @clockworkgarnet @gillianrosh @rachelmillman At least a paranoid surgeon isn't likely able to kill more… https://t.co/GjLSEwzqju
6/18
2020
@KellymC4 Not trying to invalidate anything you're saying but the Pringles mascot's name came from a couple of coll… https://t.co/iONLawydfl @gillianrosh @rachelmillman She's afraid that someone is going to poison her. She thinks "they saw I'm a cop and th… https://t.co/R8ZBo7VlDI @kingthor "nostalgif" @LordRavenscraft People hold police to lower standards because they have a difficult job but like it's an important… https://t.co/5DZvYpq98S @PeterSleepyp2 @imzadi481 @shauny @TheDeltaFlyers Pointy sideburns have been a mainstay of the series since TOS, al… https://t.co/39O04r4Fvk @Brandon_Bird To be fair, all of the older series are on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, and CBS, I gotta think most people… https://t.co/OV5k3SWiXq#StarTrekUnitedGives #StarTrekUnited https://t.co/b4kZ6qHEbx
6/17
2020
You love to see it https://t.co/LDjnBn9Grf @WhitsonGordon Worst case scenario, you send the response and they don't see/ignore it, which is basically the same… https://t.co/OiYxaiMSXW @cjmasse @runicrune @of_rude Came here to mention the same thing, I think the previous episode had the same problem… https://t.co/UUIz1AKudS @karencheee @EricaFails My 80-year-old grandpa is an anarchist poet who only wasn't/isn't protesting in Minneapolis… https://t.co/oonSQmihLb @puzzlereric "The reason our numbers look so bad and everyone thinks I did a bad job isn't because of anything I di… https://t.co/PHkDkhQIk3
6/16
2020
@paulclewell https://t.co/RutEgzOxaw @Summerson It's still in a loaf shape though, maybe meatbread but you gotta put it in a cake pan before I call it meatcake @samarasammy @elijahwood The existing system is already highly corrupted via gerrymandering and other voter suppression techniques @sumo7matthews @jameelajamil Yeah that's authentic, check out this standup guy too https://t.co/vit1zUMUUq
6/14
2020
@theCViz @pattymo @PFTompkins Just sharing that this monstrosity is from @bransonreese
6/13
2020
@mrhotdogvendor @tinybaby Can't read gang checking in and before you ask I got my phone to read your tweet to me an… https://t.co/N6iM32bqnY
6/12
2020
@thehellotoonie @RikerGoogling Trident! https://t.co/HiUXLMJiFs
6/11
2020

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