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help me cancel my student debt here https://t.co/RTcFv12XMq answering dms through fanhouse (link below)

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Joined Twitter 2/11/17


@MoviesAtTheMatt matt gets it @difficultpatty https://t.co/GlUVq33Rgrcancel culture hasn't gone far enough. why stop with people. cancel christmas. cancel capitalism. cancel all my res… https://t.co/b4I0O7kUM3
Retweeted by slate @iMcMahan you’re a fucking good ian @aotakeo an ween?It's official, this is the most attacked I've ever felt on Twitter. https://t.co/W05HY9DvlX
Retweeted by slate @cartermnyc wordi should not have used Elliot’s dead name in this. i could’ve redacted and people would understand based on context… https://t.co/CEfQz3CzNQjust got my excel wrapped https://t.co/eon7lCZVnc
Retweeted by slate @FredTaming 😬There’s no such thing as monsters I tell my 5 year old as I turn out his light and run the fuck down the dark hall
Retweeted by slate @gwynisthebest 🥺 @gwynisthebest thank you, you’re right 💖 a dead name is dead, no reason to use it @xomys_45 💖 @yjustinkomswer “false” comparisons aren’t a thing, just ones you don’t agree with. we know Elliot’s name now. if w… https://t.co/dLxmaxUexu
12/3
2020
@yjustinkomswer so i can say the earth used to be flat because that’s all we knew before @damnfinetweet @dudenicetweet thank you @dudenicetweet 🥺So help me God if you’re dashing through the snow in a two-horse open sleigh I will fuck your shit up
Retweeted by slateOh man, you kill one mythological multi-headed dog and all hell breaks loose
Retweeted by slatepornhub wrapped just asked me why i never watch a video for longer than 78 seconds
Retweeted by slateAnd the McRib that the McLord God had taken from the McMan he made into a McWoman and brought her to the McMan. -McGenesis 2:22
Retweeted by slatehttps://t.co/mnn09tsu6ghttps://t.co/vtY9NHeVCQhttps://t.co/fx7Xl9aA5Lhttps://t.co/mDanYgDM3VYou know a joke is good when it almost makes you punch your screen https://t.co/ZIWAPuXhfi
Retweeted by slate @jazz_inmypants any time Eli ❤️just got my excel wrapped https://t.co/eon7lCZVncnobody: spotify wrapped: girl, you are DEPRESSED
Retweeted by slateidk how i'm feeling about my LinkedIn Wrapped... https://t.co/RtkMJBGsBH
Retweeted by slate @ianpauldukes but you can’t 🥰 @FredTaming ᵃ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐit’s my first day of acting school. i have derailed the lecture with an argument because i don’t know what “charact… https://t.co/pyzth3TLA7
Retweeted by slateme: save as word: file name already exists me: i know, i want to replace it word: file is being used by a progra… https://t.co/w3P6RzgECihow are we on the 3rd week of december 2nddoctor: whats the problem? me: my right leg is missing doctor: no problemo [later] doctor: we’ve attached your… https://t.co/ls5AoraF71
Retweeted by slate @Its_Just_Reese 😬https://t.co/gt6ZSxiQVr
Retweeted by slateMe: *stocking the almond milk* They say if you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life. Trader Joe's… https://t.co/kXXXql2LIs
Retweeted by slateME: i need to talk to you about something kind of awkward GENE: what is it ME: hygiene GENE: hi kev
Retweeted by slateyeah got a spotify wrapped s ome p ody o nce t old i me f he y w orld is gonna r oll me. i a int the shar p est p ool in the sh e d
Retweeted by slate[My first day as a detective] Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer. Witness: All I ca… https://t.co/ED0SYMdSca
Retweeted by slate @southsidezero :DYOU WANT THE MESSIAH?! YOU CAN'T https://t.co/otUohYSEgc
Retweeted by slateUghh so frustrating you guys I keep misplacing my monolith
Retweeted by slateThis one is my favorite. https://t.co/iFJEPy3c5g
Retweeted by slate @Home_Halfway oh right @Home_Halfway i thought it was from ratatouilleThunder can happen without rain !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗲 𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀
Retweeted by slateToothpaste is shampoo for your bones
Retweeted by slatemy mom when 8yo me asked if she knows Santa https://t.co/4rYwKDM7Mg
Retweeted by slatedamn twitter wrapped went hard this year https://t.co/muuq75Twya
Retweeted by slateHey Britney, remember when we were in 6th grade and you laughed so hard you shot a load of snot across the room in… https://t.co/TQOKpkkS9h
Retweeted by slate @silversj :) @emaddeaux is it? @NoName4MePls ❤️ @PatsATweetin you’re an all-staryeah got a spotify wrapped s ome p ody o nce t old i me f he y w orld is gonna r oll me. i a int the shar p est p ool in the sh e dMe The Stock Market 🤝 Occasionally plu… https://t.co/NWR6tJcX8a
Retweeted by slateis today technically christmas? _____|____ | | yes no… https://t.co/utEp6DDhWj
Retweeted by slate @janaya_avery never @devlinfarrnv22 mmhm @titsmcjew 🥚👀 @nickwhoward https://t.co/4ABZ4rnwgK @nickwhoward ok yolksterwhat https://t.co/TW1PyS3CpO @centaurpodcast :OCentaurs have 6 limbs, 4 lungs and 2 stomachs. They are, in fact, messed up https://t.co/gk7MweF5Df
Retweeted by slateAsking the important questions. https://t.co/Wg4RYT8l8V
Retweeted by slatedo centaurs wear their karate belt like this or this https://t.co/cmlUSUN2WE
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12/2
2020
First, because it would be incredibly difficult for the arms to wrap the belt around the horse waist, let alone tie… https://t.co/K2qVPJm8VO
Retweeted by slate @jazz_inmypants doug (nickelodeon version) freaks and geeks rocko’s modern lifejesus: and take this foot, for it is my lasagna peter: ok let’s get you home
Retweeted by slatedon’t follow me unless you’re ready for the important questions. responding to messages at https://t.co/i2BedAjMqH https://t.co/tcGuIjvfmBThat depends on whether the ground is muddy or not. https://t.co/cXiS2iccVP
Retweeted by slateQuestions only the collective knowledge and wisdom of humanity can answer https://t.co/loWewApIeL
Retweeted by slate @Skoog i forgot about your ted talk on this subject @ThreeDEF man 😂 @JackWilliamRtF i think this is actually factNo but imagine a centaur knowing karate? Overpowered as fuckkkkkk https://t.co/WhCWGB3cIV
Retweeted by slate @JackWilliamRtF octopusdo centaurs wear their karate belt like this or this https://t.co/cmlUSUN2WEme: see you later alligator crocodile: [frustrated sigh]
Retweeted by slateI’ve burned so many calories this year https://t.co/x2wJhSejUM
Retweeted by slatecarolers: now bring us some figgy pudding me: what’s figgy pudding? carolers: bring us some figgy pudding me: i… https://t.co/zyiaOmzFuq
Retweeted by slate @MajimeKoala jesus: p-purgatoryme: *hiding from a murderer* murderer: where are u me: *sneezes* oh no murderer: there u ar– u have a cute sne… https://t.co/jFb40MGrHR
Retweeted by slatehis blood alcohol levels must be through the roof oh wait https://t.co/K0C2yjRAhg
Retweeted by slateFollowing this account is the only good decision anyone’s made this year https://t.co/CkoIWyrD56
Retweeted by slate @signalborder lmao oh noSanta: what do you want for Christmas? Me: to be happy, and a jet pack Santa: keep it realistic Me: a jet pack Santa: ok
Retweeted by slateLaughed hard enough that my husband came to investigate https://t.co/2XQoe5dRCg
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Retweeted by slatejesus: and take this foot, for it is my lasagna peter: ok let’s get you homeI actually wanna know wtf they put in fragrances aimed at men cos... All the ones aimed at women at least sound lik… https://t.co/uGFSqww2Ez
Retweeted by slate @Roy_oh_Roy @CrockettForReal @PickleRudd @difficultpatty @DrakeGatsby @momtribevibe @Kryzazy @aotakeo @dave_cactushttps://t.co/gf8MT5prY51950s men’s playgrounds body wash… https://t.co/xdhsSYb9kWapprentice: how do you get out of situations like this? houdini: it’s all about misdirection. watch cop: you hit… https://t.co/FhMubLS908https://t.co/s3YE5NEdgj
Retweeted by slate[ first time having sex ] me: ok what do i do with this her: put it on the floor with your other sock
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12/1
2020

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