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Shitpost account of the first PM of India. It's all my fault. Parody.

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Please share the achievements of Modi govt in replies. If there are any.
8/12
2020
Ironically, it's Savarkar's descendants who are arguing that English is not important for a good life. #NewEducationPolicy
7/31
2020
Let me clear the cloud as a senior Congress leader; I haven't told anything to anyone.
7/15
2020
Mr. Modi is indeed the best Prime minister of India. The 'ime' in Prime is silent. #InternationalYogaDay
6/21
2020
Mr Modi, if you're afraid to call-out China for taking our land, you can frankly blame it on me. Atleast it'd make… https://t.co/DrPNVG4IMB
6/19
2020
Hi @narendramodi, will you blame me or shall I take responsibility myself? #GalwanValley
6/16
2020
You're a compassionate Prime minister, Mr Modi. Please spare some of your compassion for the person who died on Nep… https://t.co/hjJ0zYvNYO
6/14
2020
I am English by education, Muslim by culture, Hindu by accident; and whoever believes it's true, is an idiot by default.
6/4
2020
Glad to see Mr Modi taking inspiration from me and publishing a book about his letters to mother. I hope he takes i… https://t.co/MMFqFfEBTz
6/1
2020
Tributes to VD Savarkar on his birth anniversary. One can't disagree that during India's freedom struggle, he worke… https://t.co/625Nce2uWm
5/28
2020
Glad that you admitted my death. Now take responsibility for your mistakes. https://t.co/wAyKdWSE6G
5/27
2020
Migrants should not cry for not being able to go home. Even Mr. Modi hasn't gone on a foreign trip since lockdown, is he crying?
5/16
2020
I am sure that Mr. Modi will make India aatma-nirbhar. The idea has been successfully practiced on Jasodaben first.
5/12
2020
So you agree that #CAA is worse than COVID-19? https://t.co/m7p7sN5hEL
4/20
2020
Just heard that Trump has blamed Barack Obama for his incompetence in fighting Covid-19. Well, I guess medical help… https://t.co/xzGlVjqBAa
4/13
2020
Dear Mr. Modi, Appreciating doctors was a nice initiative. But I hope one day, you'll do something constructive yo… https://t.co/sVp4hftAAA
3/22
2020
And while we are at it, I would just like to inform you guys that I am not responsible for this Covid-19 pandemic. Thank-you.
3/18
2020
I have heard that the JNU authorities have named a road after Savarkar. Wrong decision. The most he deserves is a divider.
3/17
2020
I would like to confess that we did not take proper measures against asian flu in 1957. We should have distributed… https://t.co/bM5sjhzqio
3/15
2020
Just in case Mrs. Jasodaben Modi is feeling left out, I offer to hand over my Twitter account to her for the day. #HappyWomensDay2020
3/8
2020
Before anyone blames me, I would like to clarify that #YesBank was established in 2004. https://t.co/qV2w1QiMtf
3/6
2020
This Sunday, thinking of giving up my accountability on things that I never did. Will keep you all posted.
3/3
2020
Thank-you very much. Finally you will have enough time to focus on your work instead of blaming me. https://t.co/g43lgikwID
3/2
2020
This time, let me blame it on Mr. Modi and Shah.
2/25
2020
I said I don't want MOTABHAI in the cabinet. Not Vallabhbhai. https://t.co/DPvVTeSmur
2/13
2020
The problem is, Our Supreme Court is more worried about a child dying in protest than him being treated as a second… https://t.co/crpY0Z4NVh
2/10
2020
Mr @narendramodi, I would like to remind you that I wanted to protect Indian minorities too. THAT is what makes In… https://t.co/BiNEI3Cu6x
2/6
2020
At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to hindutva terrorism. #JamiaShooting
2/2
2020
I never thought that Mr. Modi can hate my name to this extent. #SOSJNU
1/5
2020
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi https://t.co/AJUtYFrS72
1/3
2019
My fellow citizens, voting is your democratic right. I urge everyone of you to vote in this poll and retweet the fo… https://t.co/QwJiZ7JBtz
12/31
2019
Dear Mr. @narendramodi, I heard there was a fire at your residence. I hope it didn't burn your pre-1971 documents.… https://t.co/AAjqTxFmIcMr. Modi, I'm anguished by the news of fire in your residence. But there's a major fire in the whole country right… https://t.co/DiPB5Qq9P0
12/30
2019
Funny how the naked emperor wants to recognize people with their clothes.
12/17
2019
Mr. Shah has used the two nation theory as an excuse for #CABBill. Never knew that they would be fanboying Jinnah j… https://t.co/n9uJ4doRzF
12/10
2019
Happy #ConstitutionDay to everyone except those who are keen on destroying it.
11/26
2019
My friend Mr. Modi had introduced ₹2000 notes to abolish black money, and now they admit that it's the best mode of… https://t.co/on4o6ecwMY
11/20
2019
Thank you PM Modi. Let's do a 50-50. The blame is on me. The party's on you. Cheers! https://t.co/UM26zcOpUI
11/14
2019
Dear Mr. @narendramodi, Since it's my Birth month, I will be on vacation till 30th November. If there is smog in t… https://t.co/dEjxW0KL6N
11/3
2019
Supportive, loyal and trustworthy- Everyone needs a friend like Vallabhbhai. I was just lucky enough to have him. #HappyBirthdayPatel
10/31
2019
Patel's biggest message to me was "Ban RSS." https://t.co/ulkRssZPRp
10/29
2019
Happy birthday Gandhi ji. You were called Father of the nation by Bose. Mr. Modi has been attributed the same by an… https://t.co/Q9lMazjXnt
10/2
2019
Mahatma Gandhi believed that Cleanliness is more important than freedom. So Mr. Modi gave us toilets and took our… https://t.co/9FFejHdmpc
10/1
2019
RSS is not India, but their masters are surely British.
9/28
2019
Mr. Modi said 'India mein sab theek hai' in his speech because India's biggest problem was in Houston then.
9/23
2019
We can surely have the policy of one nation one language, but Hindi never helped Savarkar write mercy petitions.
9/19
2019
Belated happy birthday @narendramodi. I guess you're old enough now to take responsibilities.
9/17
2019
#HappyTeachersDay to Gandhiji, wherever he is.❤️
9/5
2019
Mr Modi so wants to see himself in my shoes that he is taking the economy back to 1947.
8/25
2019
Rupee is falling down, Factories are shutting down and the economy is in complete shambles. But the most surprising… https://t.co/G1Vp52pmEd
8/24
2019
Azaadi. #IndependenceDay2019 https://t.co/rUvZoO3EnR
8/15
2019
I have a feeling that Ambanis are more dangerous for Kashmir than Mookerjee.
8/12
2019
Being called a criminal by Mr Vyapam is an achievement itself. https://t.co/DXo0yVdnJ0
8/11
2019
This government is doing the same with Kashmir what the British had done with India.
8/5
2019
Just cancelled an order on zomato because the rider's name was Modi. Man would've come late and blamed it all on me.
8/1
2019
Is Mr. Modi trying to compete with me? I wrote Discovery of India. He's shooting for Discovery India. #modiondiscovery
7/29
2019
Dear 49 people who wrote the letter to Mr. Modi, count that 50. Your PM is backing you.
7/27
2019
And you didn't invite my family because you think you know everything about me? https://t.co/QsubgzQub8
7/25
2019
I confess that it has been a failure of my vision that we build spaceships and satellites in India, and for statues… https://t.co/lboGiFm4Al
7/23
2019
And who's responsible for ISRO? #Chandrayaan2
7/22
2019
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7/19
2019
So Mughals are facing my share of rage today? Nice.Though India has been ousted from the world cup, Savarkar is telling everyone that 'Our team will win the final'. I… https://t.co/Nr9HiMLwj8
7/14
2019
Only if I could ask Dhoni how it feels when everyone puts the blame on you. #NZvsIND
7/10
2019
So carrying budget in a briefcase is British now? I hope following a constitution isn't declared British. #Budget2019
7/6
2019
First of all, I am not responsible for today's loss. #INDvENGUpdates: Jinnah and I are cheering for India and Savarkar, as usual, is cheering for England. #INDvENG
6/30
2019
I would like to remember my friend #ShyamaPrasadMukherjee on his death anniversary. I always wanted to admire his c… https://t.co/l5s3LMGzws
6/23
2019
Losers call me a womaniser on odd days and gay on even days. https://t.co/F6rcyTIsE9
6/2
2019
Today's oath taking ceremony is a reminder that Mr Modi is your PM, not me. I hope I don't get blamed for the next five years.
5/30
2019
Some of you should really stop telling me that I am not the real Nehru. Do you even know how fake your current Prime Minister is?
5/28
2019
As if I will forget how you behave the rest of the time. https://t.co/VpcLrJX3ja
5/27
2019
Even Savarkar was a patriot, until the British left India.
5/16
2019
Ahaa, now I know where those spam e-mails were coming from!
5/13
2019
Stop outraging over Akshay Kumar's citizenship. If we can keep the slaves of the British here, Canadians can live peacefully too.
5/5
2019
Mr. Modi has made a claim that when I went to Kumbh, it resulted in a stampede. Mr. Modi, I wasn't present there on… https://t.co/RS6dKAt0a4
5/4
2019
Mr. Modi keeps saying 'Main gareeb tha'. Now that he is the prime minister, I am really happy that Congress' gareebi hatao yojna worked.
4/27
2019
I used to eat mango WITHOUT TELLING EVERYONE.
4/26
2019
Godse was disowned by RSS, whilst Sadhvi Pragya is given a Lok Sabha ticket. Believe it or not, 'Achhe din' are already here.
4/18
2019
People who criticize me for being a smoker, have you ever heard Modi's speech? He smokes weed!
4/13
2019
The way whole BJP chokes on my name, do I qualify as a choke-idar?
4/7
2019
Narendra Modi and I have a lot in common. I used to talk about Hindu-Muslim unity. He talks about Hindu-Muslim.The only reason Modi keeps complaining about my family is- He doesn't have any.
4/5
2019
Appalled to know that the current PM has been comparing himself with me. My only daughter grew up to be the PM of I… https://t.co/NsFSD1ewvZ
4/4
2019
India has developed really well over the years. Father of the nation used to walk barefoot, now even chowkidars tra… https://t.co/HLPOQXGHtc
3/31
2019
My friend Jinnah loved sweets. His favourite sweet was 'Shahi tukda'.
3/30
2019
My friend Savarkar was a fast food addict. Uski favorite dukaan thi 'Angrezo ki chat'.Ek baar maine Diwali par ek jagah se rocket jalaye the. Aaj us jagah ko ISRO ke naam se jaana jaata hai.
3/29
2019

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