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Shitpost account of the first PM of India. It's all my fault. Parody.

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Happy birthday Gandhi ji. You were called Father of the nation by Bose. Mr. Modi has been attributed the same by an… https://t.co/Q9lMazjXnt
10/2
2019
Mahatma Gandhi believed that Cleanliness is more important than freedom. So Mr. Modi gave us toilets and took our… https://t.co/9FFejHdmpc
10/1
2019
RSS is not India, but their masters are surely British.
9/28
2019
Mr. Modi said 'India mein sab theek hai' in his speech because India's biggest problem was in Houston then.
9/23
2019
We can surely have the policy of one nation one language, but Hindi never helped Savarkar write mercy petitions.
9/19
2019
Belated happy birthday @narendramodi. I guess you're old enough now to take responsibilities.
9/17
2019
#HappyTeachersDay to Gandhiji, wherever he is.❤️
9/5
2019
Mr Modi so wants to see himself in my shoes that he is taking the economy back to 1947.
8/25
2019
Rupee is falling down, Factories are shutting down and the economy is in complete shambles. But the most surprising… https://t.co/G1Vp52pmEd
8/24
2019
Azaadi. #IndependenceDay2019 https://t.co/rUvZoO3EnR
8/15
2019
I have a feeling that Ambanis are more dangerous for Kashmir than Mookerjee.
8/12
2019
Being called a criminal by Mr Vyapam is an achievement itself. https://t.co/DXo0yVdnJ0
8/11
2019
This government is doing the same with Kashmir what the British had done with India.
8/5
2019
Just cancelled an order on zomato because the rider's name was Modi. Man would've come late and blamed it all on me.
8/1
2019
Is Mr. Modi trying to compete with me? I wrote Discovery of India. He's shooting for Discovery India. #modiondiscovery
7/29
2019
Dear 49 people who wrote the letter to Mr. Modi, count that 50. Your PM is backing you.
7/27
2019
And you didn't invite my family because you think you know everything about me? https://t.co/QsubgzQub8
7/25
2019
I confess that it has been a failure of my vision that we build spaceships and satellites in India, and for statues… https://t.co/lboGiFm4Al
7/23
2019
And who's responsible for ISRO? #Chandrayaan2
7/22
2019
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7/19
2019
So Mughals are facing my share of rage today? Nice.Though India has been ousted from the world cup, Savarkar is telling everyone that 'Our team will win the final'. I… https://t.co/Nr9HiMLwj8
7/14
2019
Only if I could ask Dhoni how it feels when everyone puts the blame on you. #NZvsIND
7/10
2019
So carrying budget in a briefcase is British now? I hope following a constitution isn't declared British. #Budget2019
7/6
2019
First of all, I am not responsible for today's loss. #INDvENGUpdates: Jinnah and I are cheering for India and Savarkar, as usual, is cheering for England. #INDvENG
6/30
2019
I would like to remember my friend #ShyamaPrasadMukherjee on his death anniversary. I always wanted to admire his c… https://t.co/l5s3LMGzws
6/23
2019
It's over. Democracy is not working the way it was supposed to be. We're calling the British back.
6/21
2019
Losers call me a womaniser on odd days and gay on even days. https://t.co/F6rcyTIsE9
6/2
2019
Today's oath taking ceremony is a reminder that Mr Modi is your PM, not me. I hope I don't get blamed for the next five years.
5/30
2019
Some of you should really stop telling me that I am not the real Nehru. Do you even know how fake your current Prime Minister is?
5/28
2019
As if I will forget how you behave the rest of the time. https://t.co/VpcLrJX3ja
5/27
2019
Even Savarkar was a patriot, until the British left India.
5/16
2019
Ahaa, now I know where those spam e-mails were coming from!
5/13
2019
Stop outraging over Akshay Kumar's citizenship. If we can keep the slaves of the British here, Canadians can live peacefully too.
5/5
2019
Mr. Modi has made a claim that when I went to Kumbh, it resulted in a stampede. Mr. Modi, I wasn't present there on… https://t.co/RS6dKAt0a4
5/4
2019
Mr. Modi keeps saying 'Main gareeb tha'. Now that he is the prime minister, I am really happy that Congress' gareebi hatao yojna worked.
4/27
2019
I used to eat mango WITHOUT TELLING EVERYONE.
4/26
2019
Godse was disowned by RSS, whilst Sadhvi Pragya is given a Lok Sabha ticket. Believe it or not, 'Achhe din' are already here.
4/18
2019
People who criticize me for being a smoker, have you ever heard Modi's speech? He smokes weed!
4/13
2019
The way whole BJP chokes on my name, do I qualify as a choke-idar?
4/7
2019
Narendra Modi and I have a lot in common. I used to talk about Hindu-Muslim unity. He talks about Hindu-Muslim.The only reason Modi keeps complaining about my family is- He doesn't have any.
4/5
2019
Appalled to know that the current PM has been comparing himself with me. My only daughter grew up to be the PM of I… https://t.co/NsFSD1ewvZ
4/4
2019
India has developed really well over the years. Father of the nation used to walk barefoot, now even chowkidars tra… https://t.co/HLPOQXGHtc
3/31
2019
My friend Jinnah loved sweets. His favourite sweet was 'Shahi tukda'.
3/30
2019
My friend Savarkar was a fast food addict. Uski favorite dukaan thi 'Angrezo ki chat'.Ek baar maine Diwali par ek jagah se rocket jalaye the. Aaj us jagah ko ISRO ke naam se jaana jaata hai.
3/29
2019

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