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documentary of a broke college student trying to survive in a capitalist hellscape / 21 / they/them / jewish / AU 2021

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@berniesandal wait i fucked up @berniesandal no. only like. no interact @petrifiedbrush my dumb ass did it for hollow knight, furi, and celeste too but i 100%ed them anyway because i am made of Spite @petrifiedbrush i will die before i play a shooter with a controller and that’s my hill @petrifiedbrush i cannot physically bring myself to finish this game due to its miserable mouse sensitivity settings and that makes me Sad
12/9
2019
need this https://t.co/zAGiCLEiyk
Retweeted by ho! did i scare ya?that being said i hope it's good! or better than the first one at least!!it worries me very much that the marketing for this movie is focusing on vibrant colors and 80s-reminiscent electro… https://t.co/vY1ERyN49Nhey no offense but why do the posters for this movie have 1000x more color in them than the actual film https://t.co/tHkNw4cZs4 @NixonDick1 Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalofinally watched lady bird!!! my favorite first lady i have seen so farfeeling creatively and monetarily bankruptlife’s too short. PEG him TODAY
Retweeted by ho! did i scare ya?I like women that are confident and openly sinister
Retweeted by ho! did i scare ya?fka twigs Did It to Meahh fuck i’m crying to cellophane againlottery by LIZ is the hottest song ever writtenfor the record, it looks like i’m doing: top 50 of 2019 top 200 of the decade hopefully with short write-ups for e… https://t.co/Rk4OMbHVzpi am ready for my finals to be done so i can make these cursed music retrospective lists already @ProdByCA on SIGHT?????? https://t.co/CqhdC1hHJo
12/8
2019
@d_dot04 there’s an even more extended version than this omg it’s like a full interview and it’s all this uncomfortably hilarious @ibecancelled i would die for winnie @Wheresthebeef95 @ProdByCA @AlexIsAnActor @IGN they neutered taika waititi’s vision for thor 3 and kicked out edgar… https://t.co/jhUF45CgjC @Wheresthebeef95 @ProdByCA @AlexIsAnActor @IGN all their movies are overproduced an micromanaged to the point that… https://t.co/gMf2AU3Hx9 @AlexIsAnActor @ProdByCA @Wheresthebeef95 @IGN yeah honestly? i think film critics serve no purpose for the medium… https://t.co/9p32zKZR60 @ProdByCA @AlexIsAnActor @Wheresthebeef95 @IGN they need to stop Having a Formula and let their directors actually, you know, direct @AlexIsAnActor @ProdByCA @Wheresthebeef95 @IGN bro what are you legitimately saying “if you don’t like this thing… https://t.co/9Spkp6p8pxlive now on https://t.co/ZhFTJW42CT!!!! last show of the semester let’s go!!! @maverickminuano nicehey not to Advertise My Radio Show on main but today is my last show of the semester and the playlist fucking SLAPS… https://t.co/23BG35GljVcan’t you people read? stop liking this tweeti took this movie for grantedpreppy evil ramona flowers???? emo james holden who is on fire??? kurt russell!!?????rewatching sky high now that i know who Actors are is destroying me @trashxgoblin long drive
12/7
2019
@salant @cjsutton UNCLE CHAD!!! @will2heck at least it’s not AJR @salant @WowItsMadeBot FUCKmy tweets are actually better when nobody likes them. if you can identify with my thoughts then i'm failing to stay 100% on brandshut up about plot twistsdid anyone ever pass namasensei's fucken japanese. test @winesocialist joke's on u i predicted this tweet @portabible @Kyubeybaby finally lord farquaad will be dickless
Retweeted by ho! did i scare ya? @marenfrank_ im pretty sure i liked stairway to heaven before i heard it 4 the one billionth time @marenfrank_ jazz standards suck my dick!!!!! eat my ass dave brubeck @lexaproIetariat @Kyubeybaby carly rae could absoLUTELY do shrek she has a sword!!!! she would cut farquaad's dick off!!!!i was today years old when i found out that Paper Planes samples a song by the Clash @petrifiedbrush must be nice to be able to Go to Sundance @petrifiedbrush yeah i guess it doesn't have enough adam sandler in it @petrifiedbrush i patiently await it but also i still have to go see honey boy @petrifiedbrush completely unrelated to our previous conversation but i also really want to watch the sadam andler movie already @petrifiedbrush teehee @petrifiedbrush damn that's completely valid but i also don't care @petrifiedbrush it's an ok movie to me @petrifiedbrush is that what you think i think lmao @petrifiedbrush same score i gave Drive (2011) @petrifiedbrush you gave Drive (2011) five stars @petrifiedbrush if i were whitney i would simply stop watching bad movies @cosine_cubed approximately 5 minutes before #octoberisoverparty begins trending @lexaproIetariat respond by asking him Goneohhh you’re listening to sad songs in the shower? move over i’m hopping in bro
Retweeted by ho! did i scare ya? @salant STOP jack twitter is gonna ban you @hugmosh i don’t use spotifyVery suspicious of anyone with a top 10 movies of the year list. What kind of freak sees more than three movies in a year?
Retweeted by ho! did i scare ya?for the record i've thought about it and it's come on! feel the illinoisesomeone asked me what my favorite song written in 5/4 was the other day and i didnt have an immediate answer. it was so embarrassinghey remember when that guy threw a shoe at george bush? why has no one done that to trump yethahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah… https://t.co/t4l7180tmO @hugmosh 30 minutes for me i think
12/6
2019
@mymemoldy yea can i get uhhhh robert frippjust found this and I'd just like to say fuck you jalen you suck at fortnite https://t.co/gN2uGzzbbb
Retweeted by ho! did i scare ya? @mymemoldy if i were allie i would simply like 100 gecsreggae cover of Heart-Shaped Box playing in district taco rn sending me to another dimensiont a k e i t e a s y https://t.co/oq3SXN8Kn8 @maverickminuano this is a very harvey playlist and i love jt @Nomming_of_Hams i think that makes perfect sense where’s the issue herenever mind spotify redeemed https://t.co/jlAuk7lHvdWAS I OKAY IN 2011????? https://t.co/rAVocXyJQRno we have not, spotify (the abnormally large amount of minutes this year is because i got hacked by some dude who… https://t.co/sG6GynkT5kdoing #SpotifyWrapped when i literally never use streaming services to listen to music means i get Really Funny Resultswhat u want baby we got options https://t.co/KtCZljbxcW
Retweeted by ho! did i scare ya? @cosine_cubed the tweet written specifically to make jalen sad @singtoconley i have bad news for you about deerhunter and ellie goulding
12/5
2019
instead of calling it seasonal depression they should call it 'taking fall damage'
Retweeted by ho! did i scare ya? @d_dot04 \(^u^)/ and dare i say it, \(uwu)/ @lexaproIetariat hand him back a graded rubric with every mistake he made. maybe he will learn the errors of his ways @artdisease nah it is barely a gorillaz album @ElsieKFisher i’m gonna commit a vehicular manslaughter on john lemon @SmolDrupelet ok boomer @theneedledrop no thank you @flamingaycheeto i was dude @maverickminuano tell that to lightning mcqueen bitchi am so puzzled when everyone on twitter starts nutting themselves because there's a new tame impala track there's like. other psych bands @Nomming_of_Hams see, now that we've raised this scuttlebug three levels, we return from our previous parallel univ… https://t.co/QgvTZocVta
12/4
2019
@ktbugktdid being this cute @ktbugktdid illegaldo u find my bipolar disorder sexy
Retweeted by ho! did i scare ya? @flamingaycheeto rachel PLEASE call me an ambulance @elizawwright4 @jacksfilms he is our Most Important One
12/3
2019

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