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I code cool stuff and teach others to. Husband to @doudou80, dad of 2. MS MVP / RD. He/him. Supercharge your Tesla free: https://t.co/dfN5kiG8IJ

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Alors qu’en fait le seul problème, c’est le racisme de Zemmour. https://t.co/N1vMR59C4T
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveBon, petit concentré de droit constit pour comprendre ce que la nomination de Jean Castex dit de la France ⬇️
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveTimeline of a failed White House It’s the new democratic hoax We have it under control It’s only 15 cases & soo… https://t.co/zzIxIxpzg7
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuvewe’ve reached the banktruptcy stage of every trump business https://t.co/NdgPzx5EoG
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuvethis part in "I am Legend" always scares this shit out of me https://t.co/4tRe9nlzPY
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveHow anyone can look at this chart and not conclude that the President is completely incapable of doing the job is b… https://t.co/8qwFB2Z5or
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuve @seldo (ofc the very notion that not knowing about Aquitaine begs forgiveness is peak French arrogance 😉) @seldo I forgive you (as I have no idea what Trinidad looks like!) and invite you to come tour our beautiful countr… https://t.co/wvcGSSOf5NTech companies are always so concerned about leaks, but I *only* ever hear "leaks" about employee mistreatment. Wh… https://t.co/x3wdVlJaIf
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuve•Universal healthcare •Liberals & Conservatives listening to the science—together •Everyone wearing masks •Churche… https://t.co/fVSAI10p9M
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7/4
2020
Tesla Semi’s spacious cabin and futuristic look highlighted in side-by-side picture with diesel trucks https://t.co/vTwtA4MVSP
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuve😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/KPjPZclek7Nice audio edit. Smooth as fuck. Practice makes perfect. https://t.co/NsxiZjZCMqSKILLS!!! https://t.co/mSTrc1PU13 @davrous @Daave_Blue @shirleyalmosni Et c'est encore plus vrai depuis que j'ai lu les 200p du papier de Brendan et Allen pour JSHOPL. @davrous @Daave_Blue @shirleyalmosni J'aime cette description @davrous @Daave_Blue @shirleyalmosni Ce serait beaucoup plus cool aujourd'hui 😘 mais avec tout 2021 en virtuel, on… https://t.co/RAX0d3DTv1Ras-le-bol ! Depuis la fermeture de la page YouTube de Dieudonné, des individus nous envoient des messages privés a… https://t.co/hH8cZF5uTN
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveCross-OS too. This would kick ass in a wonderful way. https://t.co/EYWxsHQqza @mauriz We live in the future. @Daave_Blue @shirleyalmosni Alors franchement je suis pas fan de la comparaison hein ! 😛😛
7/3
2020
@Vjeux Indeed!"don't be evil". That ship has long sailed... https://t.co/SZ1HM5eEjXI read Horowitz's book years ago and it is just a long list of times he was an asshole. He was an asshole to his fa… https://t.co/uPscHrJCOh
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveVCs: "We're woke! We care! Look at our stats!" Woman: "I am being harassed by your friend" VCs: "Don't @ me" https://t.co/HZnAlU3p4P
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuve @nhoizey @DelicioInsights Oui c'est très déconcertant un peu partout @Vjeux Too much spare time, pal (unbelievably, too) @Vjeux Wmwahaha can't believe theres a gen for that @meulta @davrous @deltakosh @sebpertus @simona_cotin @jawache @ahejlsberg @chanezon @codepo8 @reybangohttps://t.co/bKEHnabvMQ @reybango Sweet of you to say. @codepo8 Thx manThe denomination causes confusion. This is NOT a job title. I am not becoming a MS employee. I remain CTO at… https://t.co/umd7jPcSje @bcourtine @DelicioInsights Ce n'est PAS UN POSTE. C'est un titre comme MVP. Je reste évidemment chez DI et les formations continuent ! @ubiquitic @edasfr @jy Je peine à voir le rapport entre les 3 ? @TiSeb EMEA
7/2
2020
/wink @davrous @deltakosh @sebpertus @simona_cotin @jawache @ahejlsberg @chanezon @codepo8 @reybangohttps://t.co/J8j7uWWfCXIt's been a busy day so I'm just now finding time to announce it: I'm honored to join the select group known as Mic… https://t.co/yrFUTuhLGxHow’s that “anti-AOC” advertising going, Oklahoma GOP? Oh, it ended with voters supporting Medicaid expansion? Nic… https://t.co/M7cx3PQ2gj
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveRecently I tried @excalidraw & was stunned to see it open/save a file almost like a normal app. No upload/download.… https://t.co/2NbbenSBPe
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveI'm reminded by this tweet: https://t.co/VzOAlYHPHS
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuve1. White privilege explained in a photo: Meet Patricia McLoskey who pointed a loaded weapon at peaceful protesters… https://t.co/nKUigaty5L
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Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuve @mbrehin Clairement plus sympa à l'usage que Formik.Petit rappel pour les personnes qui ne savent toujours pas s’insérer dans un rond point : https://t.co/HLuqA3btV5
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveHaha, JD Power bullcrap being called out by a fairly heavy-use manager. https://t.co/zFRSJMR84FSi vous pensez qu'on a finalement peu de modèles de voitures électriques, détrompez-vous. C'est juste qu'on en a pe… https://t.co/OWdYCd6VGqAs-tu raté notre superbe série « 19 pépites de #JavaScript » : du 4 au 22 mai, nous avons publié 1 article par jour… https://t.co/80cxD0gzuP
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveThat "lawyer" either reads the Sun and the Daily Mail or sees "no reason" why he shouldn't suck this couple's savin… https://t.co/Vsk9wm12rX
7/1
2020
So TSLA just hit $200B, and that's BEFORE Q2 delivery/production numbers, BEFORE Q2 earnings call and possible S&P… https://t.co/lmCAy1rrhO @archer_rs I'm following you just so I can see the end of it :)Seriously READ THE WHOLE THREAD. It's sheer comedy as only real life (and real idiots suddenly facing consequences)… https://t.co/gd6fRpw60pBrexiters in a nutshell. https://t.co/VqpiYvciK5Collusion avec l'extrême droite: l'Allemagne dissout partiellement son unité militaire d'élite (ministre). Pas de t… https://t.co/FrYjdiypzA
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveIt's difficult for many LGBTQIA+ youth to navigate situations where they're in close quarters with family they have… https://t.co/2jchx1PhFX
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveI can't stand the 100% vaporware approach of Nikola, and how ridiculous its valuation is given they have ZERO worki… https://t.co/B0Ty51gbETARK Invest's Cathie Wood setting the record straight on the Tesla vs. Nikola comparison :-D https://t.co/FPaT3eeXsqExcellent article by @leaverou on the caveats and protips of refactoring your #JS to use #optionalchaining (?.…) an… https://t.co/ZU7ABWmrInTL;DR: because Apple loves making insane margins on accessories https://t.co/yJ2PDyq889This is such immeasurable hypocrisy, @webkit. Apple is just fine with tiktok and native apps calling home with all… https://t.co/dulZQqVe9r
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuve @TechMike2kX @code @Azure The whole set of Azure official exts are ace. Especially a fan of the Azure Functions one. @shahedC @EmmaBostian Especially considering the wide variety of pronunciations by native speakers. @HTeuMeuLeu Faute d'elles, on délègue ça au natif, dont le modèle sécuritaire est nettement plus opaque, le danger… https://t.co/U7RQI6JJY3 @HTeuMeuLeu J'ai un avis différent. Le web est la plateforme, c'est inéluctable ou en tout cas souhaitable, et ça n… https://t.co/mGjG2GHe5RVous l’aviez adoré, notre offre est DE RETOUR : tous nos 🖥 cours vidéo à SEULEMENT 10€ 🎁, soit entre -60% et -84% d… https://t.co/nDdWMTndWb
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6/30
2020
CNBC is such a shit show. Peddling shorts, frauds and scammers every damn day on their prominent shows, never corre… https://t.co/AYLJcpu3BqEnvie de booster vos #Performances #Web front-end ? On a le plaisir de proposer l’excellente #formation de… https://t.co/AvejFiHEQA
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuve @QasimRashid You know full well so-called Pro-Life stop caring the moment the baby's born. It's all about controlling women's bodies. @jeFFFairson @github This is their 503 basically. Their 404 is a bit more edgy :-) @derSchepp @github Now you're just being mean ;-) @squizz @youyuxi (at least this is how I understand it; def need to try a few POCs on this and see how it feels.).… https://t.co/te84IG3Pxh @squizz @youyuxi I haven't. Wasn't even aware of it :-/ As for "near-instant startup", it's indeed neat, except it… https://t.co/5cTrazgIEP @Naouak par ailleurs j'ai l'impression que la grande majorité des "résidences fermées" FR n'empêchent pas la traver… https://t.co/A68jXwuTfR @Naouak c'est vrai, mais ça se limite le plus souvent à un immeuble ou une rue/ruelle, pas à des quartiers entiers,… https://t.co/h2fSorkkKkWait, @github having issues AGAIN? This is getting way too frequent. What's going on there?!In most countries, Mr. anonymous, gated communities are not normal. https://t.co/9JKfzKCn75This doughy man in a pink polo clinging to a rifle to defend his mansion from peaceful protestors is peak decline-e… https://t.co/9qwkKkxcTR
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveLovin'it. Only works until the pterodactyls come in tho. https://t.co/nIHKZBdiRPI don't know who needs to hear this but your value as a human being is inherent, full stop, period. Don't let anyon… https://t.co/qbjvbjJGDk
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveWell, Florida is always great at ranking worst. https://t.co/QuQz2tx2BAIn this age of ubiquitous cam recording by protesters, how have PR departments not understood yet that blanket deni… https://t.co/LCafxAhIlIYeah... hypocritical feels like an understatement. https://t.co/GvvIUqZrYP
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuve @HenrikJoreteg Chaser: https://t.co/7nFJB0tsuy
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6/29
2020
Apparemment Challenges a pas envie qu'on lise leurs articles... https://t.co/LWFUMkkpMzComposteur, douche solaire, bain vapeur, potager, fleurs, atelier, salles de réunion en bois, yourte avec cours d'a… https://t.co/fewZcgZbXUJe découvre Vive les Groues, un génial aménagement urbain alternatif, bouillonnant d'idées et de bons plans, à la f… https://t.co/6FZDfD1DWmThere is also a clear recommendation to bridge over to bundlers for optimal prod perf (as loading tons of individua… https://t.co/S46TRaHW28 @TheLarkInn any light you could shed on this topic for me? That'd be much appreciated (even if I can only assume yo… https://t.co/ctCYYoOQzsI think I'm missing something about Snowpack. The entire "no full rebuild" seems moot in dev, as webpack-dev-server… https://t.co/f75f0Ua6AnEnvie de prononcer « Serge.... » avec toute la déception dans la voix de Patrick Abitbol https://t.co/TPzc2uRDrP
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveAs-tu raté notre superbe série « 19 pépites de #JavaScript » : du 4 au 22 mai, nous avons publié 1 article par jour… https://t.co/2hMJraSX6k
Retweeted by Christophe Porteneuve @cmenet They already have a massive second wave. We're seeing it emerge(slowly) in FR too but some regional authori… https://t.co/fPvYtC2nnY @cmenet Actually a number of countries reacted late and haphazardly. France doesn't have a great record either, sup… https://t.co/WZiCOZMzHq
6/28
2020
Tfw you notice one of your tweets starts getting traction, then realize autocorrect put a couple egregious typos in there 🤦🏻America first, right? First on all the wrong metrics, that is. https://t.co/ggxiMGQPNg"this now allows modern browse s", ahah, Addy cracks me up. #backto1995 #foolproof #bestpractice https://t.co/XwrjTgz6WTWith Glinner finally banned from twitter, let us all remember the only good thing he did for this website https://t.co/wVKxdOOf96
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveVous l’aviez adoré, notre offre est DE RETOUR : tous nos 🖥 cours vidéo à SEULEMENT 10€ 🎁, soit entre -60% et -84% d… https://t.co/RSY6FVkqqr
Retweeted by Christophe PorteneuveThis is yet ANOTHER MASSIVE CLUSTERFUCK WASTE OF PUBLIC MONEY by the team that sold you Brexit. https://t.co/MWSKoj5rCa @QasimRashid B-b-but it is well know having lot of guns keeps the virus at Bay. TX and AZ shining examples.The same people who want our kids to wear bulletproof backpacks, go through metal detectors, & live in constant fea… https://t.co/1eVXxUSSKe
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6/27
2020

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