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Premee Mohamed @premeesaurus Edmonton, Alberta

Scientist, writer, laird. Author of BENEATH THE RISING, A BROKEN DARKNESS, THESE LIFELESS THINGS, and a bunch of short fic! She/her #yeg 🇨🇦 🇬🇾

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Joined Twitter 4/30/13


playlist is suggesting some very @thedeadlands themed stuff this morning but as i went to bed eight hours ago and d… https://t.co/YFI2iyDQVv @alisonborealis i was trying to sleep but i couldn't sleep! probably got possessed by something idk💎 Horseshoe crab / 투구게 https://t.co/qU1zpldrAL
Retweeted by Premee MohamedBeetle & bug illustrations are gathering slowly....poster coming soon.... #entomology #beetle #bug #rewildhttps://t.co/jzAWpb1r3T
Retweeted by Premee Mohamedabsolutely not i am innocent! https://t.co/g3YHwICT24Attention passengers! This is your captain speaking. We are now at the halfway point in our journey to The Deadlands.
Retweeted by Premee MohamedWe will literally put out a tribute to sisters of mercy anthology if 4 people send me stories. Sorry King Shot. https://t.co/571eX8HiJ8
Retweeted by Premee MohamedThe bloody-nosed dung beetle gets its name from its habit of squirting red liquid from its face at times of stress,… https://t.co/HMv64TSEjY
Retweeted by Premee Mohamedwail! at the castle
Retweeted by Premee Mohamedthis is your chance to have me write BUTTOCKS on your bookplate in beautiful swirly script using my fanciest, most… https://t.co/TrQue7WkAwunrelatedly, when you start futzing around with canva, how do you STOPno i'm not fixing the spacing here either sorryi'm not re-typing all that but these are also listed on my website under UPCOMING https://t.co/qwl9MND3E1okay this is more to keep myself organized but: i am in several places next weekend, come find me and hang out! https://t.co/LX1b6aTOtG @MattFnWallace MATT IT WAS SO SO SO GOOD AND SO CRONCHY & CRISPY @tychon v. rude of it tbh we occasionally need to a) move our arms and b) breatheheyyyyyyyyy the Kickstarter for The Deadlands is at $12,989 out of a $25,000 goal!! What do we want? Pro-paying sp… https://t.co/oHK9D9Zirn
Retweeted by Premee Mohamed @tychon the last time i had that they told me it was 'pleurisy' and i was like 'ARE YOU SERIOUS? I THOUGHT ONLY VIC… https://t.co/du7DbGgadRwill write 4 furnichur txunrelatedly, since i have had this desk since i was 10 years old, it is now almost 30? i should have a birthday par… https://t.co/16WIcTvaI4 @ECthetwit @KMSzpara @hottestsingles somersaulting in here to say that SOME PEOPLE DO and they get DEEPLY WEIRD about it D: @stewartcbaker yeah i'm looking at the pieces like ???? i do not think i am smart enough to do this puzzle ????update: i have gently scooped the pieces back into their box in the interests of not doing a puzzle with lots of sm… https://t.co/bXnjHXOaxVokay look a friend sent me a present which is cool enough but it's a puzzle of a dinorawr and the PIECES ARE SHAPED… https://t.co/Zrl0K8zJU3 @GuinnessIsACat a lovely smile guinness but i admit it DOES look a little bit like you're smiling because you're up to something @dynamicsymmetry omg!!"why don't you delete the terrible idea do not write folder" well what if i need to give a novel idea to an enemy someday though @jennyrae it's awesome! :D just adds that extra little sharpness and crunchyes they do put crunched-up dill pickle potato chips on their dill pickle potato salad and i think that's beautifulhot fried chicken sammich with all the sides on a cold snowy night thank u @northchickenyeg 😘 https://t.co/dg5Pfh8SFs43 unstarted or half-finished in my current 'novels' folder, not sure how many in the 'terrible idea do not write'… https://t.co/8iPCQeuUfe*puts chin up* *cries* https://t.co/LgSASbHSYZhttps://t.co/7NdGDbDw7z
Retweeted by Premee MohamedFriends, we are nearly at $13k! Who will put us over? #shortstories #death #DontFearTheReaperhttps://t.co/PayHA4lOp5
Retweeted by Premee MohamedThere aren't many publishers doing all ages type of horror like Nightmare Soup, so want to boost their story submis… https://t.co/0WQOBPaAr0
Retweeted by Premee Mohamed @Quiara oh hmm no it was a little bit more incoherent @Quiara does standing on the balcony in my bathrobe screaming 'GIV BACK!!!!' count @Quiara WOULD THAT WORKokay that is enough snöo https://t.co/0uQz2PT0TQ @Quiara i bought a new one but i'm STILL UNHAPPYi did my TAXES like a dang GROWNUP and i am ordering in DINNER because GROWNUPS DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO COOK that is a… https://t.co/9gUzfmJQGn
4/11
2021
it's not me, although i do have one bottle!oh hey! listen to us talk about sex scenes, refuse to use the word 'climax,' discuss worldbuilding and the most AMA… https://t.co/t8PXZImivRhey @thedeadlands , is a postcard of home! :) https://t.co/35rUOmLL4UThat’s probably nothing https://t.co/I07cqMPJ99
Retweeted by Premee MohamedLet’s go! https://t.co/p9nJp3GjfP
Retweeted by Premee MohamedTo evidence that not everything I write is over 150,000 words, I compiled a list of my short fiction. There's rathe… https://t.co/SqPuTEew0N
Retweeted by Premee MohamedBlack Forest https://t.co/VzEbVD3Qvb
Retweeted by Premee Mohamed @hannaleanne @AliyaWhiteley exactly!THESE LIFELESS THINGS in locus! :D p.s. go buy it, it is a novella, you can crunch it up in a day, delicious… https://t.co/VPqCGXSjZy @hannaleanne okay i do notice the phrase 'eating human flesh' on there but that might not necessarily be my book, that could be anybody's @tychon yes! delicious drop of port.mantis shrimp i would use him as my enforcer if anybody tries to break their contracts or weasel out of their com… https://t.co/XMoHGaWvu4portugal came to mind first?? nice weather, interesting history & architecture, good food https://t.co/Jitif4PGG8This thread just sold me on the KS, well done @premeesaurus (and yes, read her books!) https://t.co/n379xzVn9W
Retweeted by Premee Mohamed @kungfusquirrel oh hey, thank you for backing the kickstarter! (we really want this magazine to be a thing and do well!) @MattFnWallace thank you for the boost matt! 💖👀 https://t.co/BGA8JnfwfL @dtmooreeditor AWWWWW i like ur profile pic david @CakeRaptor SAME just so many dumplings and buns one million of each??? and SEVERAL pots of tea @dtmooreeditor where's my sharpie is this u https://t.co/46waby8Fnq @demiurgent_G pls do not die!!!asking for a friendcan you......................... die of wanting to go out for dim sum is that considered a terminal conditionJust a crab making his way in the world https://t.co/rbRpsrBT6d
Retweeted by Premee MohamedAre you a WRITER OF COLOR? Do you live in CANADA? Is your middle grade or young adult project ready to query? If yo… https://t.co/vz830x94aD
Retweeted by Premee Mohamed @garethlpowell 👀 @AuthorizedMusin @fomalhaut451 HI RIKA PINCHED ANYTHING GOOD TODAY? @mattdoveywriter i am choosing to interpret it as SCALED RAT i.e. an ver small dragon! @AuthorizedMusin PERFECT @az_louise INDECENT *scribbles out the words cock and doodle* there i fixed iti appear to be a rooster that has never Done the Deed https://t.co/s3z0hl3quGManaged to fix the issue with this print, so spent most of the day slaving over the plague doctor army! https://t.co/n9zyV83OpF
Retweeted by Premee MohamedMy book buying has taken a squamous and rugose turn @cstross @JonathanLHoward @premeesaurus #UrbanFantasyhttps://t.co/JoJfjIWySg
Retweeted by Premee MohamedMissed yesterday's SFF panel with @divyastweets @C_L_Clark @ArkadyMartine & @premeesaurus? You can watch it right h… https://t.co/0gjxUKcuUW
Retweeted by Premee MohamedThe look a Wren gives you when you call him 'Jenny'... https://t.co/xfdLy72N0V
Retweeted by Premee MohamedAn in-depth review of my first collection! https://t.co/EolRcig9ee
Retweeted by Premee Mohamedno i'm not reading the review (i can't read the review anyway it is too weensy)stealing this to RT because apparently there's also a review of THESE LIFELESS THINGS, my novella that came out in… https://t.co/ED58UR7OfC“If, after spending time with a person, you feel as though you’ve lost a quart of plasma, avoid that person in the… https://t.co/6NJSEMI8cs
Retweeted by Premee MohamedBE THERE OR BE SQUARE (for free!) :D https://t.co/ft3Op9FbY5The takeaway: No publisher will ever care about your money as much as you do. Learn to read your statements. Ask yo… https://t.co/aywocbGbwz
Retweeted by Premee Mohamed @AuthorizedMusin exactly like that! :D that was a good analogy you should be a writer or something @AuthorizedMusin or 289 things! :D"I will remember that I remain a member of society, with special obligations to all my fellow human beings, those s… https://t.co/FmuZmDoxYd
Retweeted by Premee Mohamed @LeighHarlen but is a face OF EVIL @thisisjimtait 'Awful' @stevetoase possibly is a human that got turned into rhubarb and now has to learn magic to transform back @AuthorizedMusin only 12 hmmmHey my dead loves!! We are 49% funded, heck yes! Can we hit 50% before the weekend is out? ✨💀✨ https://t.co/e4ClwEtOyE
Retweeted by Premee Mohamed @hottestsingles is smile shows teeth @EldritchGirl yay! safety first. :D @EldritchGirl pls text people instead of bite peopleoh! today's national unicorn day! here's something i made for fun at giant ant back in 2019, don't think i've ever… https://t.co/AU3Uhrjvvc
Retweeted by Premee MohamedI so want this zine in the world. Support the Kickstarter if you can! @thedeadlands is a new spec-fic zine. Their… https://t.co/Oxd5ep0V9T
Retweeted by Premee Mohamedif you see this retweet with a picture of you smiling https://t.co/7xcQbFYo8P https://t.co/2GIsM2NKTU @allyb99 :D @sarahhollowell everything about this picture is perfect omg your necklace! your smile! your dress that is so cu… https://t.co/J4XcjLD7Iw @tychon uh😕 https://t.co/PhAYlQD1Xl
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4/10
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