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"If you increase the minimum wage the cost of living will go up!" https://t.co/qT51EkjcO9
Retweeted by Prestonfuck floch all my homies hate flochI never hear concerns about how the McDonald’s CEO making $18,012,549 per year might drive up the price of a Big Mac.
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@Merc3desBence If your professor uses a book that requires a code for assignments they are awful peopleSee y’all in Cabo! @RamsNFL & make sure y’all bring your own damn cigars too! #Prez https://t.co/JpVfTqvSwC
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$15 minimum wage? how am I supposed to feel better about my position in the social hierarchy if there aren’t millio… https://t.co/noL4AfJKOG
Retweeted by Prestonqualms is an S tier word, its so silly and stupid and I love itReagan was a great President https://t.co/6MFzoSCctP
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jojo after his adventure idk i haven’t watched the anime https://t.co/xA4uZMpUOv
Retweeted by Prestonneed https://t.co/Sm26CHSJy3this might just be the worst tweet on the entire app and I have seen some wild shit on here https://t.co/IOHDTaxdQa

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Retweeted by Preston @stinkywittlerat LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwhite women can only understand the world in terms of abusive relationships and Harry Potter https://t.co/NVVUJcHEvp
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@HoesChiMinh didnt people do that the first time he was impeachedhttps://t.co/G5GfMGUmC7 https://t.co/F0zshnta9DPOV: you’ve never felt the touch of a woman in your life https://t.co/ProtzLod35
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Retweeted by Preston13 year old me would think I am extremely cool and hilarious so im content https://t.co/VqmCWg5vZTWhos tryna gamble https://t.co/5ukupWm11s

Nearly 4 million Americans have been out of work for at least 4 years https://t.co/IMkGnCYEXZ https://t.co/Qc87e01FG9
Retweeted by PrestonWhen are we putting the united states on the state sponsors of terrorism list https://t.co/2bCWpLHjgPhttps://t.co/IJFWfqgpdR https://t.co/yyi9d90UDsivy league students going off to intern at goldman and sachs after a long day of performative activism in their lib… https://t.co/hxs51SsjG3
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Retweeted by Preston @mohamhumadi You could say that about literally any of the openings to be fairI went to bed early and missed the steelers getting thrashed by the browns im so mad

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Retweeted by PrestonIm a mariners fan this doesnt even rank in the top 10 most disappointing things to happen to a seattle sports teamNothing but respect for MY president https://t.co/UQbrrYzjt1in case you haven’t viewed a white girl’s ig story today: trump was suspended from Twitter and sorority recruitment is starting
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If the seahawks lose to the meme qb I will be sadhttps://t.co/Lizzi0KEd6
Retweeted by Preston @VTSandsman https://t.co/LyOgPBr7vaBro when the fuck are we getting a new map for chess sick and tired of playing on the same damn one for 600 years t… https://t.co/a0eT8pJ1lc @HoesChiMinh @HoodieHadesGod I wish that was me https://t.co/b8bLwwRGNfOut of respect for and solidarity with our President I, too, will be tweeting outrageously dumb shit until I get clapped by Twitter Support
Retweeted by PrestonOWO Twittew sez it is pewmanentwy suspending Donawd Twump's account 'due to da wisk of fuwthew incitement of viowen… https://t.co/uX6YFg414k
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Retweeted by Preston @colinroberts_ The hokie bird is ghe only good thing about this college @agoodgoodboy when are they gonna find out that having conservative parents isnt a form of oppressionLate fees for bills never made sense to me, how the fuck are you gonna charge me more money for being poor please cease existingMy ungrateful cat just stabbed the hell out of my hand like I dont spoil him at every available opportunityThis is the best rush in NFL history and nobody can convince me otherwise, the man ran through an entire defense an… https://t.co/ib9SJVFDHJsilk road eastern european vendors in 200BCE receiving a new shipment of rice https://t.co/DjS6BeOUpv
Retweeted by PrestonI need this https://t.co/J52UhlbIumPAIN https://t.co/EYcU3mGwCiCraving cereal at midnight like a normal human being2016: Maybe it won't be that bad 2021: the Axe Body Spray Corporation stands firmly against the attempted overthrow of the US government
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Too much “we hope you are doing well in these uncertain times”, not enough “condemnation of domestic terrorism” https://t.co/Fu8sbVFiGU
Retweeted by Prestonif only there were historical precedent for fascists attacking a government building and blaming it on far-left agi… https://t.co/GGVwXEDkk8
Retweeted by PrestonIt's actually not uncommon to have white supremacists running around inside the US Capitol building. It's just tha… https://t.co/jyUyPoEycm
Retweeted by Preston @HoesChiMinh Yeah can you wire some money to my account, shes worth like a 100 mil anyways she wont noticeCNN said this the first breach of the Capitol since the War of 1812 they breaking out the NBA on ESPN stats
Retweeted by Prestonit isn't, & this attitude is half the reason why https://t.co/RKf1wBhp5j
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Retweeted by Prestonthey trying to say the DC coup is antifa knowing damn well none of them have blue hair
Retweeted by PrestonThis is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
Retweeted by Preston @colinroberts_ I wish I was lyingI am so lost https://t.co/Bsf6Gc96AOIve been asleep all day and I am so confused as to what the fuck is going on in the capitalthis is the "fa" we were "anti", by the way
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Retweeted by PrestonBiden team starting to panic they might get the means to implement change
Retweeted by Prestontrump and i have had our differences but he completely fucked over mitch mcconnell and you've gotta respect that
Retweeted by Prestonin tears at this tweet https://t.co/KxMiKTGRlbnever trust georgia with a lead, Im waiting till theyre sworn in before I call anythingPain https://t.co/OKltG98A4EThe finest women all got the same country in their bio as soon as I get some money I’m flying out to visit 🏳️‍🌈
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(banging on ex wifes front door dressed as a cop) open up. the citibank social media team says im Valid
Retweeted by Preston @hab1b1man leaked song for the next episodeUp at 3 am listening to the attack on titan OST don't textSee you tomorrow https://t.co/T9RK83nPrOsometimes you can see the veins inside a white woman titty like a gamecube controller
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Nut in my drill sergeant and get kicked out of the army, call that a dishonorable dischargeNote to self, do not pee 30 minutes before having to take a urine test to get the medicine you need to functionNew toxic trait just dropped, think im gonna add it to my repertoire https://t.co/1IbsViSvBDif you arent confident in your ability to down 50 mcnuggets in a single sitting dont even talk to me (unless you're… https://t.co/xZtUYCGv8KDue to the regnerative powers of titan shifters in attack on titan, canonically, all male titan shifters are uncircumcised.nfc east / democratic party - love sidelining their best players - heavy presence in nyc and dc - washington final… https://t.co/k9ZFouVQkI
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IT’S THE FIRST BINKY FISH SUNDAY OF 2021!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/VmYNRqZSNJ
Retweeted by PrestonIt has no need to existSociety has progressed past the need for snapchat, abolish snapchat

@Merc3desBence https://t.co/Zx6erjqhGaMelee is a party game intended for children that was made in a year and has contributed to the chronic hand pain of… https://t.co/8T8nn1ZMXY @HoesChiMinh King shithttps://t.co/zsobd2vhqP
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Najee harris is fucking insaneppl posting on instagram like “2020 was fucking awful but i made it through” and it’s like 8 pictures of them on vacation
Retweeted by PrestonIt's no secret that Virginia is divided, but it's not red vs. blue. It's the haves and the have-nots. One side ha… https://t.co/HzoqIpGMU5
Retweeted by Preston @not___connor I SWEAR TO GOD CONNORkissinger made it another fucking year im pissed @marcuslewis23 https://t.co/dTufH5JRI1tonight is the night i suck a titty so hard my eyes pop out like champagne corks
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