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8/15
2020
How a "low traffic neighbourhood" scheme in Lewisham ensured vehicles were shifted out of the wealthier streets - a… https://t.co/0CkQw7JL4oThat much-hyped food hub sending supplies from Tottenham Hotspur's stadium to the needy during coronavirus lockdown… https://t.co/9j90mAH0CS"A smuggler's charter": customs practitioners' verdict on the last-minute package Michael Gove has cobbled together… https://t.co/fagxo2l24Y
8/14
2020
Alternative ways to spend your evening (and increase your knowledge): reading the new Private Eye, out now! https://t.co/zWcU14V7ENDocuments the Department of Health battled to keep secret reveal how patients were put at risk by the government's… https://t.co/XC0mWIlaAXThe mystery of the Maxwell millions: Slicker unravels the complicated web of companies connected to Ghislaine, excl… https://t.co/GdlYvkxAIvOur editor Ian Hislop says: “Thanks to the public for their fantastic response to our 'Fork out to Help Out' offer… https://t.co/LAX61rvHq9Here’s one Covid figure that the government can’t adjust downward – Private Eye is actually selling as many copies… https://t.co/q6IvO1xK9rFrom the latest Private Eye, in shops now. https://t.co/tOVsTqLtsxThe man who claimed Grenfell's problem was the council spending too much; the woman who called the PM a "one-man me… https://t.co/0B1Zpt2gK7
8/13
2020
Without a paddle: the new edition of Private Eye is out now! https://t.co/wBalZ8p0z2
Retweeted by Private Eye MagazineThe new edition of Private Eye is spreading across the country today - get your copy now! https://t.co/TWtQs1C8wH"Hard enough with an epidemiology PhD, so imagine what it's like for those addled with Covid" - a doctor's verdict… https://t.co/LUy6sIoizDWhat next for the firm that has made such a success of test & trace, and oversaw "supplier monitoring and due dilig… https://t.co/rwwIz3mydlWithout a paddle: the new edition of Private Eye is out now! https://t.co/wBalZ8p0z2
8/12
2020
IT'S PRIVATE EYE WEEK! And we are currently unable to promise the front cover won't look something like this. In sh… https://t.co/aG6gX91uhd
8/10
2020
@Lookingnotresp1 Hi - could you send us a direct message with your email address, and I'll get someone to look into this for you?
8/4
2020
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8/1
2020
You've made it to the weekend. Relax with a copy of the latest Private Eye, in shops now. https://t.co/FYzfQKVtO5Plus news from the Rotten Boroughs of Folkestone, Croydon, Havering, Spelthorne and Glasgow. Get your copy now!Stockton-on-Tees council finds just the man to chair its police and crime panel, scrutinising failing Cleveland Pol… https://t.co/NpkQyCgC0OPublic sector labs have managed far more Covid tests than Matt Hancock's privatised ones - so guess which sector th… https://t.co/ANhulvv1y4Everyone's reading the new edition of Private Eye. Don't forget to get your copy! https://t.co/9ClxogdjO9
7/31
2020
Bye bye, Huawei - but we're still issuing export licences for military equipment to China as they violently repress… https://t.co/igN02aBfKMThe new edition of Private Eye is out as normal - get your copy now! https://t.co/FqFsvAkL9rPrivate firm that runs the government's much-criticised disability testing for benefits has paid out £56.8million i… https://t.co/N7yf2CREnH
7/30
2020
Unite in the name of Carter-Fuck: how Labour's losers and the fined solicitor at their favourite union are making s… https://t.co/CB8z4bxzEi(but please don't forget to wear your mask)"Not terribly good" - P. Hitchens. In shops now! https://t.co/We2H8RqjhNGood news from M.D.: "Our new passion for handwashing and social distancing has reduced the incidence of flu, colds… https://t.co/Ae9cQ1S8qLHow Dominic Cummings' determination to buy our own satellite system to compensate for our departure from the EU's G… https://t.co/NKG44yYF9BA right royal read: the new edition of Private Eye is out now! https://t.co/0GzYnUMeJq
7/29
2020
In @PrivateEyeNews tomorrow. How strong is the evidence that masks work? Why aren’t we doing large-scale trials? Ha… https://t.co/KWVAg4K3YP
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7/28
2020
"Harry and Meghan were not interviewed and did not contribute to the new edition of Private Eye, which is based on… https://t.co/Glxq5LJydh
7/27
2020
For a free intro, you could start here: https://t.co/9pEfLN1mEBAnd if you're just catching up on this bit from the Russia report released today... then you really need a Private… https://t.co/rDx86MxRGKIf you're just catching up on the horrendous treatment of Uyghur Muslims in China, these Eye stories from October 2… https://t.co/hCPF2Lzyua
7/21
2020
Don't forget to listen to our podcast, with specially-made recordings of [someone talking about] the fabulous feudi… https://t.co/hcfcBF3VoYChina's cheerleaders revealed in the latest Private Eye: https://t.co/n6n9Xz2qRC . For around 100 other stories, pl… https://t.co/Rc8YaPitog
7/20
2020
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7/18
2020
If you're going down the shops, don't forget... to pick up the latest Private Eye. https://t.co/izBSWeP1OYPlus news from the Rotten Boroughs of Kensington & Chelsea, Tower Hamlets, Hertsmere, Dulwich and Edinburgh, only i… https://t.co/4o9Yr2heW3Given their massive spending on coronavirus measures, how come no local councils have "done a Northamptonshire" and… https://t.co/qvYOq1UpMYTaking it to the Max: the latest edition of Private Eye is out now! https://t.co/UMstzif6NDVirtual House of Lords under coronavirus restrictions sees record participation - could the £160 per day you get ju… https://t.co/UjECVrioBK
7/17
2020
@FirstFalklands Private Eye issue 531, April 1982. https://t.co/wdX69bcuIISalisbury poisonings leave charity Wiltshire Air Ambulance - @WiltsAirAmbu - £120,000 out of pocket as government d… https://t.co/njkil9vzi7The new edition of Private Eye is in shops now. https://t.co/BK6RE5ZTS5Dominic Raab's tough new "Magnitsky Laws" won't touch 99% of kleptocrats and organised criminals in the UK - or the… https://t.co/1GoShUe1VMIn the new Private Eye, on sale now: why those lucrative contracts - a.k.a. bail-outs - the NHS signed with private… https://t.co/YF321oSO0l
7/16
2020
Prince Charles finally hears from Harry and Meghan, and their message is clear: the Commonwealth really is appallin… https://t.co/0jNzqIdn5MGood to find out what they look like. https://t.co/xYK1QMNQwpWhat the Daily Mail didn't tell you about Ghislaine Maxwell - and Jeffrey Epstein's little black book: all is revea… https://t.co/FCcCTKsT8FM.D.'s latest exclusive dispatch on the coronavirus crisis - and what we should be learning from it - is in the new… https://t.co/vuxCvaMkvG"Confusion over who is responsible for effective responses to outbreaks of communicable diseases will lead to delay… https://t.co/ajdTe8jNZmJust the job: the new edition of Private Eye is out now! https://t.co/PTzv2BtIF2
7/15
2020
Big news for anyone planning to go to the shops from 15 July onwards: it'll be worth it because IT'S PRIVATE EYE WE… https://t.co/dwLTn1Gnd5
7/14
2020
Our editor Ian Hislop on officially becoming an old bore as he turns 60 (the interview begins around 25minutes in): https://t.co/gnE5NDHZNO
7/12
2020
Don't miss the latest episode of the Private Eye podcast... https://t.co/HZtGPB3vs9
7/10
2020
Featuring @rbrooks45 on the lessons the government should learn from coronavirus, @FrancisWheen on the fabulous feu… https://t.co/Hglh6hSrW5NEW PODCAST KLAXON: the latest episode of Page 94, the podcast that takes you behind the scenes at Private Eye, is… https://t.co/sFuoeAoP5A
7/9
2020
Out now! https://t.co/LSeYFSfxAo
7/4
2020
Evidence-based leadership from the new Private Eye - in shops now! https://t.co/rFo22snrleEquality and Human Rights Commission blames Covid for its failure to launch inquiry into growing numbers of deaths… https://t.co/PoWLt25y5iYour good health! The new edition of Private Eye is on sale now. https://t.co/2C2XxtB7TBCouncillor elected for Labour; switched to Lib Dems; then joined Brexit Party; then became an Independent; is now j… https://t.co/PmZd1je9Jn
7/3
2020
As Lord Coe goes for a top job with the International Olympic Committee, the Eye reveals what's mysteriously been s… https://t.co/vQw7rCJCKOJust two days to go! Or you could just stop in with the new edition of Private Eye instead - on sale now. https://t.co/6iCEjRAiQ1Nigel Farage's new party rejected by electoral commission for failing to provide sufficient details of "arrangement… https://t.co/WaUR4j6iqRAfter nearly two years Parliament's Standards Committee catches up with the Eye's reports on Tory MP Marcus Fysh an… https://t.co/Mp4aUeRu5U
7/2
2020
Name a more iconic duo... Don't wait to get your copy of the new Private Eye, on sale now! https://t.co/dTCg3KsuOsMatt Hancock's OTHER useless app: remember the 750,000 "volunteer responders" recruited to support the NHS in March… https://t.co/GoYWrC72TjPresident Trump steals from his Private Eye alter-ego AGAIN. Want to find out what he'll be saying in a few week's… https://t.co/bAwSTDo0kvAs doctors complain about a lack of Covid data to inform local lockdowns, the new Eye reveals the Joint Biosecurity… https://t.co/twaeDOnOpjSummertime, and the living is sleazy: The new edition of Private Eye is out now! https://t.co/ixkUO6LlSv
7/1
2020
You wouldn't believe the difficulty we have persuading politicians to hold these up and pose for our covers, but th… https://t.co/hDAhYE7cLb
6/29
2020
Seems appropriate to retweet today... https://t.co/IFKABLyLzi
6/26
2020
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6/25
2020
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6/23
2020
Lost at sea: 150,000 forgotten victims of coronavirus - https://t.co/YvgdUUIFcm. For around 100 other stories, plus… https://t.co/Xamifudc0d
6/22
2020
It's not too late - you can still buy gift subscriptions to Private Eye as a last-minute Father's Day gift!… https://t.co/JMN1NyMFEi
6/21
2020
It's father's day TOMORROW! https://t.co/rldGg2RIKIhttps://t.co/SgKt7z5FTc
6/20
2020
The cash Christ Church, Oxford spent on attempts to get rid of their own Dean is mysteriously missing from accounts… https://t.co/BSPdeqtXeGCalling all kids - however many of you there are! It's Father's Day this Sunday, and a subscription makes the perfe… https://t.co/YYsr3Bt2rwAlso in the new edition of Private Eye: Serfs demand end to Plague lockdown: "Let us get back to burning witches an… https://t.co/njqfzVSzD0A Commons inquiry heard evidence last year of the unfair stigmatisation of black people by police, and the failure… https://t.co/i66xafC0ig
6/19
2020
The latest edition of Private Eye is in shops now - but don't all rush in at once. https://t.co/bvpBxfD1bo... along with news from the Rotten Boroughs of South Somerset, Surrey Heath, Haringey, Aberdeen and Gloucester.Manchester City Council "stands in solidarity" with BLM protesters - while maintaining its "strategic partnership"… https://t.co/F1D1mnNZwSIn the latest Eye: How Robert Jenrick carefully phrased his admission of unlawfullness over Desmond decision just b… https://t.co/cH6cdXR5KEA subscription to Private Eye makes an ideal Father's Day gift - even if your dad isn't a superspy:… https://t.co/O0R2hyNs3sThe government's coronavirus services contracts are being awarded via a system designed for "commodities where pric… https://t.co/nM2i9MhrLo
6/18
2020
The new edition of Private Eye is on sale now. https://t.co/PDsKEkr4SY @haggisbasher212 @jamiesont In 1998!The bad old bankers are back: financial crash and Libor scandal-era Barclays boss Bob Diamond revealed as latest me… https://t.co/QONjA41gHT... Plus an update from our clinical contact tracer correspondent: remember that helpline she was sitting on hold t… https://t.co/i8CkRZLT2iGovernment outsources coronavirus contact tracing to Serco - who promptly outsource it to a stack of subcontractors… https://t.co/zKLR2hVDiY
6/17
2020

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