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With the Sussexes stepping back from from official cover duties, a look back at some of the times Harry graced our… https://t.co/ElLLIsESTN
1/20
2020
Has your local council triumphed in the Rotten Boroughs Awards? Full list of the prizes noone want wants to win on… https://t.co/csIzkHisetIt's not too late to get your copy... https://t.co/nYtfWYEXw4
1/11
2020
Also in the new Private Eye: White House proposes bold new tactic to halt climate change - "Nuclear Winter"; 'I act… https://t.co/vJQPEUFYzBWhat does "holistic alignment and coordination of all activities under a single contract" mean? Hundreds of million… https://t.co/5sVBk8fHX6Not one but two figures from the Post Office Horizon scandal and its subsequent coverup now have jobs at the heart… https://t.co/CrbmX8n7NU
1/10
2020
Only in Private Eye: the People's Prime Minister answers questions from the public (but not ones from his wife's di… https://t.co/hdc3qmDTaj"This could pave the way for what everyone knows is coming: the Sussex exit from the royal stage, or 'Sexit' as tho… https://t.co/rKQBRObO2FMost wallet-busting payoffs; councillor claiming attendance money from furthest away (4,000 miles); and the Greenwa… https://t.co/4WxiuRcbWu
1/9
2020
New year, new edition of Private Eye - pick up your copy while world lasts! https://t.co/IrlxHdBPb8Peerless: how delays to the dissolution honours mean shamelessly-enobled ministers Zac Goldsmith and Nicky Morgan c… https://t.co/nGX4zPJqzsThe latest Private Eye reveals the "Centrist's hope" Keir Starmer's past membership of the International Revolution… https://t.co/M9NsDtbhgtCrossrail, HS2 and Hinkley Point: clearly the man in charge of getting them all in on time and under budget deserve… https://t.co/Cst8T7kxzdDon't start: the latest edition of Private Eye is on sale now! https://t.co/jm5Q8sjARd
1/8
2020
The day after Twelfth Night, and the mince pies are as redundant as the fax machine in the front office (not to men… https://t.co/fmppE1Ju9V
1/6
2020
Lord Gnome may have us pulling a Saturday shift to get the next issue out on time, but he has at least allowed us p… https://t.co/s45fTKraK6The Private Eye Annual. Brightening recipients' Christmas since at least 1991... and there are copies still availab… https://t.co/KJKXhnwy7K
1/4
2019
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12/24
2019
Watch our editor's take on 2019, and see how untidy our office actually is: https://t.co/4o8qnZIATI
12/23
2019
You can send a gift subscription to Private Eye right up until the last minute - the recipient will get an e-card t… https://t.co/BURp6BXCakStill looking for that last-minute gift? The Private Eye Annual is in all good bookshops... https://t.co/MIxYjwnCwjFor great glad tidings, don't forget to pick up your copy of the Christmas Private Eye. https://t.co/SKlVmjzMy6
12/22
2019
Simon Heffer recommends Andrew Roberts recommends Simon Heffer recommends Brendan Simms recommends Simon Heffer rec… https://t.co/haMZNMVP1KNo wiggle-room at the Inn: landlords face a double-whammy of over-charged rent and paying for undrinkable pints of… https://t.co/FGZO2KghrU @ComputerWeekly *one of the*. Apols! @ArlosDad How did you get hold of our original drafts?The bumper, post-election, Christmas edition of Private Eye features a special "Blended Families" crossword with a… https://t.co/9JcG45KPzBAll the big questions answered in the bumper Christmas edition of Private Eye, on sale now. The ideal stocking-fill… https://t.co/yhMRiSKcjp
12/21
2019
Lies, legal threats, old men hanging round playgrounds and blind optimism in the face of defeat: Private Eye awards… https://t.co/j6P4CEjTkEVictory at last in the long-running Post Office trial, but the judge has referred his "grave concerns" about govern… https://t.co/iW3RghaFzoThe Christmas edition of Private Eye features our traditional festive Gnomemart, for all your last-minute gift idea… https://t.co/qQCf22i6g5A gift for you: the bumper Christmas edition of Private Eye is out now! https://t.co/ai1U74T4o7
12/20
2019
An early Christmas present: Private Eye's show from the National Theatre, recorded last week, is now available as a… https://t.co/PXnKMD0AXi
12/19
2019
@FrancisWheen And everyone's entering into the Christmas spirit... https://t.co/BDINA1B3bwIf Santa (@franciswheen) has taken his place at the top of the office tree, it must really be Christmas - and more… https://t.co/T3sAbmT9Z3The 12 months of Christmas: December, and, as you might possibly recall, there was a general election. For all the… https://t.co/N7JrcnNUuQ
12/18
2019
There may never have been a better time to subscribe to Private Eye - we're now offering a 12-issue subscription fo… https://t.co/C1hTU6tl0cThe 12 months of Christmas, and Tim Berners-Lee has spent much of the year trying to prevent his invention from bec… https://t.co/0yKdgHXIeV
12/17
2019
Private Eye's 12 months of Christmas, continued: October, and Heidi Allen, the former leader of Change UK (remember… https://t.co/pDSKbjw1kH
12/16
2019
@gerz_g Sadly that's it for this year - too much work to do to get the Christmas issue out next week!Dominic Raab has difficulty understanding why US pharma companies might charge the NHS more once we're outside the… https://t.co/bO4h02mgp0
12/14
2019
The Private Eye review of 2019 at the National Theatre seems to be coming from the middle of a blasted, devastated… https://t.co/KxFuqAR2dnCORRECTION: signing has been moved to outside the Olivier stalls. Just look for the queue and the bloke off the telly.CORRECTION: signing has been moved to outside the Olivier stalls. Just look for the queue and the bloke off the telly.Plenty of Annuals available in the National Theatre shop - come upstairs to the Lyttleton foyer from 6.45 to get yo… https://t.co/KJ7xnpzmPXOver 100,000 disabled people have been forced to hand back their Motability vehicles since the Conservatives introd… https://t.co/EeMAP8pQ6BIan Hislop and the rest of the Private Eye jokewriters will be in the Olivier Theatre Foyer at the National Theatre… https://t.co/esbLJ5iDDPIn non-election news (there's plenty): asylum decision overturned after court-appointed interpreter starts ranting… https://t.co/hrIvBOU6E3
12/13
2019
Plus news from the Rotten Boroughs of West Sussex, Edinburgh, Huntingdonshire, Portsmouth, North Norfolk and Bristo… https://t.co/gFLN9uzHwxIn the latest Private Eye: how did the leader of the terror cell the London Bridge attacker belonged to jump 20,000… https://t.co/3My6V5oZQgDON'T VOTE until you've read Private Eye's vital tactical voting guide. IF YOU HAVE VOTED ALREADY go out and buy a… https://t.co/X921p1jANVStill need some advice on your way to the polling station? Pick up a copy of the latest Private Eye, out now. https://t.co/FxjkQnDOmL
12/12
2019
The election issue of Private Eye is on sale now - featuring Richard Burgon's guide to How To Spot A Tory, Jo Swins… https://t.co/5qM2jnBBHSA resident of Thailand running businesses through Singapore and the British Virgin Islands, and going by two entire… https://t.co/ek9KBRlxnwWhen is a Tory party treasurer not a Tory party treasurer? The new Private Eye reveals the real moneyman who's hidi… https://t.co/xYepvgf2vH @thebrownsplace An audio version of Private Eye is available through the RNIB Newsagent service - details here: https://t.co/PZFG81hjDyPoll position: the new edition of Private Eye is out now! https://t.co/RohXDXvJTV
12/11
2019
Private Eye's twelve months of Christmas: September, and the book no one was waiting for finally arrived. A much be… https://t.co/piZPz80G2H @hazcraig1 Yes, a post-election Christmas special will be on sale from 20 December.Ian Hislop and his fellow joke writers will be in Waterstones, Leadenhall Market, London EC3A 2DX today between 12.… https://t.co/ebsYG57lGj
12/10
2019
No, sorry, no time to speak to any canvassers, we're too busy putting together our election edition because IT'S PR… https://t.co/FC5eXkz89NChristmas is over (or at least, our stocks of Christmas Cards are). But if you're still looking for the perfect gif… https://t.co/GH6PqEpohlThe 12 months of Christmas: August, and all flights from Hong Kong are cancelled as violence breaks out between rio… https://t.co/x4uRyHWloU
12/9
2019
The 12 months of Christmas: July, and a new leader takes over running the country. Boris Johnson also becomes Prime… https://t.co/rJXYTrNpg3
12/8
2019
The 12 months of Christmas: June, and she's off! Relive the end of May and much much more with the Private Eye Annu… https://t.co/cK9GDfj1ak
12/7
2019
The 12 months of Christmas: behold the new born babe! Archie arrived in May, and Gnomemart cashed in as usual. To e… https://t.co/Yzp0J0h1xJ
12/6
2019
Having difficulty choosing what gifts to give this Christmas? Wise men (and women) go for a subscription to Private… https://t.co/xAQVfGU1Y2The 12 months of Christmas: April, and Greta Thunberg finds herself mobbed by selfie-seekers when she arrives to ad… https://t.co/X2o3ZNz26h
12/5
2019
The 12 months of Christmas: ""I was in the army, I wasn’t trained to lose," declared Mark Francois, shortly after l… https://t.co/0HxLcUkFGW
12/4
2019
The twelve months of Christmas: February, and the Brexit ferry contract finally sinks beneath the waves. For all th… https://t.co/ChTavM7Qia
12/3
2019
Private Eye's twelve months of Christmas: in January we surveyed the wreckage of Prince Philip's car crash. For all… https://t.co/pcQSd8kil7The perfect gift for those who like a lighter take on the news and current affairs: the Private Eye Annual remains… https://t.co/eYx8cyDkqj
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12/2
2019
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11/30
2019
For the full background on the SANGCOM deal, download our special report from 2014 here: https://t.co/bUN5NZ0C8FNewly-unearthed documents prove the government knew all along about corrupt payments in a military contract with Sa… https://t.co/xR6oA0mByQThe government's much-vaunted new police officers will be trained by a private contractor - one that's been the tar… https://t.co/wt8DgDSlF3
11/29
2019
Yet another entirely credible election promise, from the latest Private Eye - get your copy now! https://t.co/7i8onq6j0pCorbyn promises £5.6bn extra for flood defences over 10 years; Swinson pledges £5bn over 5, but the Environment Age… https://t.co/yKTFNsxkXxWhy is the council for one of the most deprived areas in the country putting at least £12m into building a "spacepo… https://t.co/bWtjIbxBGC
11/28
2019
Only in the new Private Eye and fully fact-checked by independent fact-checkers [fact-check: not independent], the… https://t.co/wYzrthTePmWho owns the Bolton student housing that burned so disastrously? The freehold belongs to businessmen exposed for se… https://t.co/4PPNUXu3lcDuring his later career as a noted pseud, Dr Jonathan got even crosser to find himself appearing as the butt of, ra… https://t.co/CcuXQxd1gRSo, farewell then, Jonathan Miller - a very early contributor to Private Eye, until they fell out over the magazine… https://t.co/M5jFY6VZCX"All donations to the Conservative party are carefully vetted", says Boris Johnson of fears of Russian interference… https://t.co/Adtv1KBA2eFor the best election coverage of election coverage, you'll need to read Private Eye - new edition out today. https://t.co/aQFXSy6DQGBuy! Buy! Bye Andrew! The new edition of Private Eye is out now. https://t.co/PA6kf1YoAT
11/27
2019
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11/26
2019
The late Terry O'Neill's finest photograph proudly displayed in our office window as we beaver away inside because… https://t.co/MD0cmUT6n3
11/25
2019
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11/23
2019
Finding it hard to manage Christmas gift shopping AND follow the election? All the giveaways, fully costed: get you… https://t.co/3IR5IydtDa
11/21
2019
As Prince Andrew's attempt to "draw a line" under the Epstein scandal fails so spectacularly, a reminder that the f… https://t.co/s35ItDIypSSo, farewell then, Terry O'Neill. His obituaries have featured several golden oldies alongside newer works, but odd… https://t.co/INOETygRyN
11/18
2019
We have next-to-no idea what they are talking about. https://t.co/E2WFbwlUCXRussia's top men read Private Eye: you should too! Subscribe for your own fortnightly dead letter drop here:… https://t.co/gfWmvdY2fV
11/17
2019
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11/16
2019
Whatever you get up to this weekend, have a good one. And don't forget to pick up the new edition of Private Eye! https://t.co/gu6c9JZOYRNo diplomats, just CIA and NSA officers, a hotline to GCHQ and a massive US drone strike operation: the truth about… https://t.co/R5k7ApVXxAAll the news you won't read elsewhere, only in Private Eye. New edition out now, and special reports available from… https://t.co/fva00v8OFiItaly has managed to jail 13 former bankers for their role in crashing the world's oldest bank - so why can't we do… https://t.co/4vaw5BZbUY
11/15
2019

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