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gay shit 🌈 tending gardens and planting seeds 🌱 If you have to question if my thoughts are my own, you lack common sense.

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Joined Twitter 9/15/09


@catdaddymd I'm hoping she'll donate most of it to charityI put together a GitHub template repo for authoring `npm` modules with TypeScript. It sets up: 🔹ESM, CommonJS, and… https://t.co/lOFDWBdpGG
Retweeted by Evan Jacobsadulthood is really discovering half ur family is mentally ill
Retweeted by Evan Jacobs @michaelharriot JK RowlingThe pharmacy part of CVS is SO BUGGY. Literally entering the store number and Rx number off the bottle and it can’t find the scrip lolOf course I got a haircut today and can’t show it off because I have a massive zit that looks like a bindi 😢Who wore it better https://t.co/5uOIKvHsVF @ShameandEggs @comradespooky Go to a bathhouse @amdev83 @comradespooky Clearly I’m in the wrong bathrooms @jdetle Damn I missed itThis is how you write thicc now: thicↄ It even looks like a butt
7/9
2020
@chrisbiscardi Next. I’m using gatsby at work and it’s fine... but I prefer NextThat the blobfish is ugly. You wouldn't look so great either if you'd just undergone a rapid depressurisation of 1… https://t.co/N1Nd1wHrK5
Retweeted by Evan Jacobs @jdetle Mostly sustainability, but price per kWh for renewables is set to drop over time @jdetle Did you switch your bill over to be wind sourced? You can do that in AustinYeah pretty much lol https://t.co/Rl2IAJ6W2b https://t.co/g8tJGZsGuC @haysstanford SequelThere should be an emoji for a polite bow. The current one looks like when you bow to an emperor, which is a bit too extreme
7/8
2020
@WashedUpLinkie @chirasul new rule: bank accounts are 32-bit integers now; if you try to have more than $2 billion it goes negative
Retweeted by Evan Jacobs @jdetle That's great news!911 in my ass 😂 https://t.co/T3koaBq4dXHow to mask https://t.co/Mm8IBTrNxd
Retweeted by Evan JacobsWhoever designed the app icons in Big Sur.... no... @_jayphelps https://t.co/l9fatugzUY https://t.co/NanjABZ1h6 @keithkurson Yeah there was a lot of death and grisly scenes for a YA novel. Still superb world building @keithkurson I LOVED that series. Still want some coohatch steel @Enichan I wanted to respond with a gif of the lady from Star Trek I that got possessed by the energy cloud and cal… https://t.co/LAX5VrjnbhTake notes Melania https://t.co/SLwSaBFyeE
7/7
2020
Carousel components drain my will to liveThe emoji in Microsoft Teams look like they were designed by a Scandinavian Kids' TV show animatorI just want @DaveBautista to crush my head between his biceps against his chest @charles_jensen Mai Lastemail @charles_jensen Per MylastemailIt's time for structural changes to the budget process in Boston. We can give residents power by modernizing and de… https://t.co/KsjtNYStIh
Retweeted by Evan JacobsYESSSSS https://t.co/aoASNVFKHO @koen_dev @mxstbr They’re not comparableBLEP https://t.co/EpTFXn44rf
Retweeted by Evan Jacobs @Vanessid @charles_jensen I have been completely drained of energy the past couple days. Totally right, it’s the moon @joshzinn JOMO @charles_jensen It’s full of flamers
7/6
2020
https://t.co/jkNIlZa63i https://t.co/pHB94OcxyD @erinwb @ftrain This sounds fine honestly. I did the same thing at their age and turned out fine @TugboatMcPuppy You look really good with your face uncovered boo
7/5
2020
@JustSumGuy176 Think good thoughts *virtual hug*Could not be less interested in Hamiltonthe boba in my tea when i take a sip https://t.co/V46667pvEe
Retweeted by Evan Jacobsmask it or casket
Retweeted by Evan Jacobs @TugboatMcPuppy 😁 @TugboatMcPuppy FOMP. Fear of missing puppies @bilbo813 You are the cutestIdk why anyone works for FB anymore. They’re a fucking trash company and you all know it, have a little integrityCame across this website via random google and omg I will never look at a coffee table or wall clock the same way a… https://t.co/Zmnw5onsEt😉😆😍🤪🎙😑 https://t.co/S2FRivVbc5
7/4
2020
@jordwalke @sahrens2012 Debt is meaningless at the government level @kenkeiter 500 is extremely generous. I’d say 100
7/3
2020
@cpojer rASM @slinan Damn that’s salty
7/2
2020
Come work with me and @jeffgnatek! Looking for seasoned engineers and devops wxtches. 🖤 Help us grow the ethical… https://t.co/uQaEMMGhriIs there anything better than getting stoned and watching Barefoot Contessa? @palmerj3 Ordering online is the best bet I think at this point @_developit https://t.co/GrIUaojhyn @medburnbook $$$ @jason_mantell Hot oil and 4 beautiful pork cutlets all over the kitchen floor. Thankfully didn’t burn myself
7/1
2020
TIL, don’t use the silicone handle under a normal oven mitt. It’s too slippery 😑Whenever I don't know what to do I think of what @AOC would sayAnyone else have a problem with the netlify-gatsby integration causing unbounded build cache size? It seems like ol… https://t.co/JQaFHXpxkF @jhooks Austin is very nice. I lived there for a year and enjoyed the weather, good food, and awesome nature.My life with haemochromatosis https://t.co/cTdiDfwZOQ @SAMBANKSFTW Antagonizing them just will have downstream negative effects on more vulnerable populations @adamauckland Eventually
6/30
2020
@SaraSoueidan Couldn’t care less @kenkeiter Sir, that's not legal tender @TugboatMcPuppy Oh I don’t know. You’re pretty cuteJust finished Foundation and Empire. Didn’t expect Asminov to end a book with a dick joke LOL @elonmusk Believe it or not, you don’t have to tweet every thought you have @jdetle Ugh. Thankfully I only ever saw one while I was in Austin
6/29
2020
Those who have stayed inside, wore masks in public, and socially distanced during this entire pandemic are the same… https://t.co/AheETszcTS
Retweeted by Evan JacobsI don't think anything I've seen so perfectly captures why there's no way the US is going to be getting on top of C… https://t.co/bWRfCEzNc7
Retweeted by Evan Jacobsjust passed an Olive Garden with a packed parking lot. imagine dying for Olive Garden
Retweeted by Evan Jacobs @mountainjrew If so you win! Everyone wants you! @AmericanAir y’all deserve to lose your company over removing social distancing restrictions on your flights during… https://t.co/Yso3EQwU4e @cpojer Oh 1000% yes. The DI it uses causes a lot of bugs too with version duplicationFlat design https://t.co/n23EP0aAdU @TugboatMcPuppy It’s still mansplaining @cpoliticditto Having cable @literalbanana DTF
6/28
2020
https://t.co/lpbDpRUUBbDark has gotten way too complex. I have no idea what’s happening anymore @Lucifer_GodsSon RaccoonNectarines are the best fruit @ariabuckles @aleril_a @tesseralis Thanks! @Muna_Mire You will when you BELIEEEVEEEEECan’t come soon enough https://t.co/VeImr9eJcrToday would be an amazing day to arrest the killers that murdered Breonna Taylor.
Retweeted by Evan Jacobs @kenkeiter She’s there when you want her. Now with 100% more JIT!Florida man charged in death of grandma found in maggot-infested bed 😢 https://t.co/IQxb54PXxF @kosamari What’d I miss?Padma Lakshmi’s new show on Hulu is pretty good. Half history lesson, half food explorationSecond best is my T3 vértebra constantly shifting out of place and having to do a torque maneuver to reset itThe best part of having EDS is your shoulder randomly developing deep ache from doing absolutely nothing
6/27
2020

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