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I like horror and science and talking shit about my very good school

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If you see me accidentally touch my arm with something cold so i have to touch my other arm with the cold thing to… https://t.co/MwbZqL98r3Okay after this I looked up the positives to dyslexic brain and then I looked to positives to OCD brain and all I m… https://t.co/6DYdGZyjFz
10/29
2020
Update: actually did pretty good https://t.co/5Ufm6OHC6LMy professor just said there are a lot of great scientist that have dyslexia and I’m FEELING CONFIDENT
10/28
2020
@culkinqueen Both answers are *right* cause the problem is set up unclear and like shit and intentionally confusingI was just talking about how I hate those math problems they spread over the internet with people arguing cause the… https://t.co/TCEYHH2FhFI just realized that it’s probably shady when I vote no on Instagram story polls that are like “should I buy this”… https://t.co/fiylux54VX
Retweeted by Science WitchIt’ll have to be -30 before I know peace and stop waking up with some damn cotton mouth because of a fanIt is 9 degrees outside, our bed room is the coldest room in the apartment, and I come in here and @KanyePiece still got the MF fan running @JackiNicole 🥺
10/27
2020
https://t.co/4xxb0ke576 https://t.co/IrwTQSgJDQ @Seitans_Niece @embaer All the main characters are Halloween characters Santa almost gets KILLED the children are T… https://t.co/VbqCiuukAYThis is somewhat about my insiders at work and mostly about my lab partnerI’m getting real tired of holding other people’s hand for shit I had to figure out myself @Seitans_Niece @embaer Do you watch it around CHRISTMAS TIME Thats psycho shit gurl @Seitans_Niece @embaer HalloweenI wish jobs/internships told you more after you apply and you get the “youve moved to the next round” like okay hav… https://t.co/BxFG1buZ83Can’t wait to be a piece of shit with weekendsI can’t stop thinking about some of the queens performances at the drag drive in last night like it changed something in my soul
10/26
2020
Has a Christian ever in their life said “have a blessed day” in a non-passive aggressive way?Peace out SF. Trash ya later 👻 📸: @Branden_Lee1 https://t.co/ONi0gPWCkM
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10/25
2020
..... suddenly... i have some hope? https://t.co/5YVcrSY43i @dickerdness Asking the right questions
10/24
2020
I got “to the next round” for this Research and Innovation Internship with LOreal I hope I get it and then they off… https://t.co/wcHDu0vh7c @culkinqueen Omg December is killing me @culkinqueen “Don’t look at me like that... shut up thats why” It true @raneshiley Shoes cause when its socks its your own business but when you make it shoes its everyone’s businessCan’t wait till I’m a ghost, minding my business, and a bunch of himbos come in one day asking me about bunch of du… https://t.co/wnTXaRTSpf @shainerose86 @BlackSheepCO @emilynixx1039 Chipotle is trash so thats fineI have one professor who doesnt make any exam review not even a list of what we should study and I just wanna know why he hates us @emilynixx1039 I’m so proud @JackiNicole @ih8kurt Got just writing it with an a disgusted me @JackiNicole @ih8kurt Okay but Peyton is a good name and Payton is fucking TRASH so I understand where he coming from
10/23
2020
I got a 99 on my geochem test I am only taking grad classes from now on 😭😭 @culkinqueen She sound SHORT @alphaxblood We need to get a ghost adventures squad together @culkinqueen GOD i wish all that would be trueThe chem building is my favorite building cause its empty af, built like a labyrinth, and my phone actually gets a signal @dickerdness A business! A doggy business?No more spend money just make money 😠I keep looking up jobs I can apply to when I’m done with school and its just making me sad I can’t do them now @emilynixx1039 @KanyePiece Youve had tacos, right?I don’t know how America expects to thrive with our current education and healthcare systems @KanyePiece @emilynixx1039 girl WHATWhen Kitty said “thats what you get for going out and drinking, why don’t you just stay home and drink, like me” to… https://t.co/pwQlgWdd9uSomething about naming your kid Hunter dont sit right with me
10/22
2020
People from Chicago: I am FROM CHICAGOIn the bathroom, minding my business, flossin my teeth, and I hear Jordan from the living room about some Indie gam… https://t.co/7U3VP9xEKuIsnt weird how all these brilliant thinkers of the past were communist... just a weird quirk brilliant people have… https://t.co/QzhqNeyfjw
10/21
2020
My 1 credit lab takes up like 90% of my homework timeThat little girl was about to beat her ass fr. 😂 https://t.co/lJ4hKuVWgX
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10/20
2020
It should be ILLEGAL to make something due over a school break @culkinqueen I’m sorry @culkinqueen .... do we have the same parent wtfOne of the worst consequences of the lower lab occupancy during COVID-19 is the loss of undergraduate research.
Retweeted by Science Witch @culkinqueen Jerry is boring AND unbearable @culkinqueen It’s GOTTA be JerryI would love to go to Hawaii but I Will Never
10/19
2020
Joyce manor is ON when its chillyI dont know why I volunteered to close before I have to get up early for my field trip but I guess I also wasnt exp… https://t.co/0Ya2MSL8jn
10/17
2020
I feel pretty good about the exam I took so I probably failed it @lzzcat I didnt even know they existed until my grandpa came out here once and visited them a couple of years ago I… https://t.co/uqC868czj0She couldnt be more different from me she loves god and is athletic so obviously she is nega peyton and must be killedMassive respect to everyone still experiencing time as a linear sequence
Retweeted by Science WitchSo you shouldnt be able to find either my Ig or twitter through my name but I double Checked and a) there are way m… https://t.co/sD3HVKR4VI @lzzcat Bet they flip out if its not made perfectly toohamlet: to be, or not to be! schrödinger: this dude fuckin gets it
Retweeted by Science Witch @annajeanette Dude and it so awkward like you just can’t... relate... so when they talk about their family youre ei… https://t.co/tAAf4Hjj2vBut like, as a white man with a taste for whiskeySometimes I wish I lived in the wild west
10/16
2020
I’m sheltered and feed, I have a car, I have a strong healthy relationship, I have Best Cat, I have a job I don’t h… https://t.co/eAjmRr4PVQI need to stop comparing myself to where I could be *if I were better* and start being thankful for where I am. @manobjectifier I know my mom has issues whenever she’s gone cause they are not secular. “Higher power” is still pr… https://t.co/8xdzPvitrk @manobjectifier I swear there needs to be a secular AAI like my analytical chem class cause we gotta be very precise (which i am) and we get to use cool machines BUT we… https://t.co/U4IXwQ9zjwIf your gender reveal doesn’t involve two babies fucking fighting do NOT invite me https://t.co/E7iIxfkuD9 @BreHarv Then it would finally be a blessing to have a long period @KanyePiece My deepest desire is being able to Irish Goodbye at the SheepIt should be ILLEGAL to have to be productive when you’re cramping
10/14
2020
I have my mail in ballot will the social medias stop asking if I’m registered nowThe r-squared of the calibration curve I did is 0.997 and my lab partners is 0.994. Thats exactly what I wanted- bo… https://t.co/OD7ECL9I46 @hangyourhead Wait... watFirst Insta Selfie/Last Insta Selfie https://t.co/ph2AgwBc4S https://t.co/1BKmbNiuKuHey.... I get to go on a field trip this Saturday... thats p dope
10/13
2020
october belongs to HER https://t.co/FdiHoyBwB0
Retweeted by Science WitchHow it started ; How its goin’ https://t.co/Igogke1eX4
Retweeted by Science WitchApparently everyone I know got married today @JeremyBearimy26 Omg JEREMY pay attention its been a saga for like a month now (since my old phone broke?)This mans was carrying my fantasy team RIP me 😫 https://t.co/JXCB7pGIlb
10/12
2020
Is this @raneshiley https://t.co/4ZfV7W5zVbMy dad sent me a picture of a game, asking me if I knew about it/was interested in it.... He got me this game for my birthday?Will I ever finish a sapling assignment on time?
10/11
2020
No offense but if you have days off: fuck you#chemtwitter https://t.co/fUreMZm769https://t.co/S3obuBfXHH
Retweeted by Science WitchAlso I’m a dumb baby who acts honestly and assumes others do the same like GODI applied to a internship & I have to take this like personality test/game thing for it & it said shit like “you wo… https://t.co/oUqtlXD20z
10/10
2020
How can my dad tell people about me what does he even know about me? I’m smart and go to Mines? Anyone who follows… https://t.co/kp8mTQOWqhMy dad sent me an invite to his birthday how do you tell your father you don’t wanna hang out with his alcoholic an… https://t.co/9w4qjVKVoRSo electrochemistry shit is the bane of my existence but there is this Kimya Dawson song called “chemistry” and the… https://t.co/Sqz1XjXly6
10/9
2020

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