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@kvlly You're question turned into a great introspective for me. I don't yet have an answer"eslintConfig": { "overrides": [{ "just let me live”: true }] } https://t.co/hqY3wXyjs9
Retweeted by Christopher JohnsonThe goose has collected all the dragonballs the dragon is summoned "What is your desire" the goose honks "...as… https://t.co/E7PjpO9csL
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10/20
2019
Cinnamon Coke is a thing https://t.co/v7vkvDwlc5 @charlesadler This is the weirdest flex @editingemily Bonus points if anyone gets the reference https://t.co/1CmXf1jWjCVisual Studio - Now with vertical document tabs! https://t.co/1mykl16cZC @visualstudio #VS2019
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10/18
2019
My new hashtag that I'm going to be doing more and more with. #EveryoneXEverything. Simply Put: Who you know and c… https://t.co/U0hbbcgjr5
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10/17
2019
I just had my first cup of coffee today then the rain stopped and the sun came out. Coincidence? Absolutely, but stillThe afternoon plight of the developer: You get up and make coffee then while waiting for it to brew you head back… https://t.co/FjKDkDwPorAnother must read story by the brilliant @lizziepresser about medical debt. Only in America are cancer patients, pr… https://t.co/VfQ3CZBZH6
Retweeted by Christopher Johnsonapparently it's #pronounsday? i'm going to talk briefly about something i get asked about a lot! what does it mean… https://t.co/5g98QaTFWl
Retweeted by Christopher Johnson @lanettecream https://t.co/kgRFTYrWZm @srigokulkrish Don't worry about frameworks#PokemonSwordShield I should be in bed but I can't stop watching this stream! https://t.co/euiZHXvZH4
Retweeted by Christopher Johnson @teamfourstar for the Buu saga I propose the terrible yet somehow amusing 90's meme *To the theme of I'm Blue* "I'… https://t.co/ZLadRb8dxg @j_cohl @emptyplateadv https://t.co/AI6irABVCP @CuriousZelda Live action adaptation based on the meme https://t.co/71q8s086Zx @evaandheriud https://t.co/L91ubFLblT🤓 https://t.co/41z37CsVhz
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10/16
2019
If you like #DotNet development you should check out @calcock's blog The Morning Brew. https://t.co/g2Bk1hOLRL I… https://t.co/O3nhfbYLsZ @jasonalba I love your PluralSight courses, though I obviously need to watch them again @jettila https://t.co/cZSuxzQ5pR @ChristieSmythe Punkin Chunkin, it's the only logical choice https://t.co/WQaPSVokm2 @eakinsey Can I have your stuff when... https://t.co/kpFyrplexihttps://t.co/uxCdc6uILL @MichaelDesmond I'm gonna miss it @annthurium Here's a walking marshmallow https://t.co/UqeYmIAIQBFor most of my career I've had to wear shirts and and tie everyday so I guess everyone has a different experience https://t.co/jp6vMgVxJj @graemeknows Sadly, here in Buffalo that just means those men would put on hoodies @_patmurray https://t.co/nBcn3mD4d8Please watch this excellent closing statement by @chrislhayes To stand up this way against his bosses at NBC News… https://t.co/Z9K7XDt3N0
Retweeted by Christopher JohnsonTDD ✅ Logging ✅ Configuration Builder ✅ DI/IoC ✅ Application actually does something meaningful other than reading… https://t.co/Nb8Nl1LM2I
10/15
2019
It took some digging but it was part of "Custom Document Well" which will not be upgraded for VS2019. Oh well...Anyone remember the name of the #VisualStudio extension that would change the tab color based on which project a fi… https://t.co/FJM3KLqNsC @lanettecream Wow, that Wildcat has really had enough of Adolin's crapI've been in the #DotNet stack for 15 years and I've never *cough* silverlight *cough" regretted it. https://t.co/xl8eixnnr8 @mjdalyy @WellPaidGeek Personally I went with Hugo and hosted it for free on GitHub. I have the backing of a powerf… https://t.co/GCQUyuGIDb @mjdalyy @WellPaidGeek Depends on what you want out of it. You can go the low maintenance route and start blogging… https://t.co/q3tcTeTKvC @mattstratton Is "Fight me" a common phrase in DevOps? https://t.co/jd1pIyS0H5 @blowdart I don't think C# 8 will kill me...then again...devs building exactly what the client asked for, oil on canvass, 1686. https://t.co/5Q2PmBUQ82
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10/14
2019
"You either walk inside your story and own it or you stand outside your story and hustle for your worthiness." — Brené Brown🤣 https://t.co/yvn7PkSaw8
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10/13
2019
@aardrian I feel like our Druids are mortal enemies. Any time I try to do anything involving birds I fail spectacu… https://t.co/LMYsZUVbQAToto stole the show https://t.co/7rEMQyJreU @EvanCarmichael Pour over at home but Tims is still the go to when I'm out @jaydestro Oatmeal, the lazy person's breakfastMaking the bed... when you have a cat.... https://t.co/geRMUEaMdP
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Retweeted by Christopher Johnson @_CalvinAllen I'm happy to hear you're feeling a little better
10/11
2019
"It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. I… https://t.co/ibsmVUe5GDCheck out my website/blog at https://t.co/4DAQVTUa1s #CodeNewbie
10/10
2019
[BREAKING] Hong Kong Hearthstone player @blitzchungHS calls for liberation of his country in post-game interview:… https://t.co/gMkdJ3eel2
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Retweeted by Christopher Johnson~heavy breathing~ thank you @BuffaloFood for chatting with us about our Seneca Street shop. https://t.co/juNgYK0MlZ
Retweeted by Christopher Johnson @jaredpalmer A build script for Java appsCheck out my website/blog at https://t.co/4DAQVTUa1s #DevDiscuss
10/9
2019
My current IT contract finishes at the start of November. I’d like to try something new. Something food/bakery/kitc… https://t.co/vgdJb8f0AU
Retweeted by Christopher JohnsonOne day I want to go to a startup auction to buy a used Herman Miller @TomCampbell @desilove I saw cream crackers in the store the other day. What are they like?Cooper is upset and can't watch his favorite show because you don't have a ticket for #DeliveryConf yet. He created… https://t.co/r8zvneQGVO
Retweeted by Christopher Johnson @bitandbang @obensource Too low of a priority to be honest. My only priority is to get a job before I'm homeless, again. @obensource @bitandbang One day I'll finish this book...the audio book...the summary of the audio book...clip notes?Child proof... https://t.co/kKgdOiSqeOGuy: You can't park there! I'm not, I'm in the car and it's running, I'm standing. Guy: You can't park there! Smh @BadassBowden https://t.co/xTrDqyV9kXI laughed so hard my neighbor yelled at me too shut up 🤣 https://t.co/VaJNcUqlku @marionpdaly It just occurred to me that in 15 years I've never even seen decent documentation outside of an OS project @JadeMisenas @cassidoo ...and the testers come at night
10/8
2019
@41Strange @grmpyprogrammer This feels like a photo you'd see in a movie about talking and or magical animals during WWISo, ⁦@HagertyB⁩ and I have spent the last 6 months on ⁦@huntakillerinc⁩ - sooo much fun!! We cracked the MacDonagh… https://t.co/45WbNhCC2B
Retweeted by Christopher JohnsonThe Supreme Court has upheld a ruling that websites and mobile apps must be accessible, in case it merely being the… https://t.co/WhiZPbA266
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Retweeted by Christopher JohnsonFall descends on us My sinuses burn bright Allergies attack - a haiku
10/7
2019
I blame you for this @BingingWBabish https://t.co/oAkwXDzA9H @ErikJFisher https://t.co/milavFr8mv @FranksBrain https://t.co/IKSQslgCrJI just found out that the creator of JavaScript, Brendan Eich, opposes gay marriage. This is the funniest thing I h… https://t.co/xsJ3Frtmi5
Retweeted by Christopher Johnson @hackupstate It's never enough
10/6
2019
@jameybash https://t.co/heaqWI17ypThanks for the @NotionHQ Eisenhower Matrix @StuffBySpencer @cockatootwin https://t.co/FYrxihUuKm @Maxwell_Edison1 @jameybash Yeah, it's a weird anime made in Japan for France then translated to English @jameybash If you can find it you might like Ulysses 31“HTML isn’t a programming language” yet we’re all getting paid to write YAML
Retweeted by Christopher JohnsonHappy business anniversary to @prod_in_tech, founded by compassionate multipotentialite and San Diegan @kjaymiller!… https://t.co/PQ0dkuOu3H
Retweeted by Christopher JohnsonThis makes me happy @dotnetfiddle #DotNetCore https://t.co/q7ix8iRkcx @jremsikjr @aspleenic Lately I see people around me getting certs in Scrum, Azure, and AWS
10/5
2019
@lara_hogan Sorry for all the toxic cancer and fighting my tweet brought to this. You don't deserve any of that.… https://t.co/ve0y0b1kZT @jameybash OMG! https://t.co/XP6lP3tzdTThe stall door is locked Banging on it and trying to force it opened should not be your response to a locked stall...
10/4
2019

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