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Still thinking about this article https://t.co/SHODi92JIw @2mannythots Michelle Gomez after a hard night @aguatheejamaica ??? @ericthulhu Connie fucking Spaulding.
1/24
2021
@aguatheejamaica I’m literally praising you and your ilkMen with backs that look like a slice of lunch meat that fell on a barbershop floor>>>>>>Me: using a CPAP so I can sleep without dying Gays: https://t.co/bXqWqxlSQa
1/23
2021
@itsonlybrandon King of employment!!! The three little bears could never4:30 on a Friday. I’m ready for the weekend. https://t.co/cItG0BN2IR @aguatheejamaica I’m getting my 🐾 tattoo any day now @chibik3r0 @FRANKIETWT It’s easier to put muscle on a tiny frame. @FRANKIETWT Luv u lil bbyHappy three year anniversary of becoming friends with @FRANKIETWT because he tweeted a screen shot of my Grindr pro… https://t.co/Sifak6N7J3Lil crushed penis https://t.co/GhCTB59DHL @LacefrontQuest Eden in west loop! It’s a plant forward place with the best vegetarian options I’ve ever hadMy favorite restaurant closed during the pandemic but they popped back up to do a limited run Valentine’s menu. https://t.co/oksNrsmbh8One reason why disabled people in newsrooms matters: Madison Cawthorn made numerous spurious claims that abled jour… https://t.co/Vski5KeZTK
Retweeted by CPAP Papi @JCB_Journo I kinda love this story. Some E4 probably leaked the picture and caused a bunch of politicians to one u… https://t.co/dsOFpvLfJdIs Amy Klobuchar just gonna replace Ana Navarro as a rotating guest host? Three times this week. Who asked for thatBack on my bullshit (sleeping with a CPAP mask)Appropriating italianx culture by eating white washed, turkey meatballs.
1/22
2021
@turnandstomp That’s my plan tbh. Blood pressure be damned.https://t.co/24YTk0SiHW https://t.co/rj0EmChk1I
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1/21
2021
my president https://t.co/l29IWBxggW
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1/20
2021
I have an extra king Floyd bed if anyone is trying to buy at a heavy discount @turnandstomp I wish. Those are Chicago born terrorists :/ @anthelonious Shut up, bitchyour dad voted against making MLK Day a holiday https://t.co/cbrzGjq1Uz
Retweeted by CPAP PapiMe tripping over my sweet, idiot dog who is somehow always in my way. https://t.co/kILnMp28edThat’s not how I wanted this picture cropped, @jack(Did we ever figure out if Andrew Coumo has his nipples pierced) https://t.co/ZS9tbYNAdX @grimesblee ???? Maybe when it was the only fast food option on Bagram. It’s shit tier fast foodWho radicalized Maya Gallo? https://t.co/R1Ciw7e1sG
1/19
2021
My dog is so dramatic about being disgusted when I drink my alcohol free wine. Especially for someone who keeps try… https://t.co/tRQTutvP1r @innantes Hire or fireRemembering the only tweet that matters. https://t.co/ec6HI1NFJm
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Retweeted by CPAP Papi @chibik3r0 I prefer multicam to woodland camo. The shirt is cool because that’s how I cut all my workout shirts. @turnandstomp I want to look like Craig Golias https://t.co/yczHGCl3hhA friend thought he saw me on an extremist left wing meme page. 1) I hate AKs 2) I don’t have full length thumbs… https://t.co/SNBzaoZYr3 @gayblackvet TYFYS https://t.co/gEanuvNWw3 @neversquare I’m doing one in two months after I finish this. I’ll let you know @femmeincomprise It’s not! I’ve used it and tbh this working way better.I didn’t have any cigarettes in 2020 and I feel like I deserve one. @neversquare @branewyrms Both actually. My icepick scars aren’t super prominent and don’t bother that much. Unfortc… https://t.co/jpRTgpbh06
1/18
2021
@branewyrms Something called Cyspera. It’s physician dispensed and a lil pricey ($160) but instantly started to fad… https://t.co/wUwB0aAjkdWent with another option but my acne scars are still fading nicely. Also I hate my neck now. https://t.co/ADraL3T1BQ @gayblackvet I’d prefer season 2 of Picard @hernameisjuan Lmao. That’s my sensitive skin from shaving my neck.Wish I was as good at home workouts as I was at home haircuts. https://t.co/HqG1UUh6qS
1/17
2021
I still haven't received my coffee table but have erroneously received a second bed. https://t.co/ArAIUcPXGQ @turnandstomp Not oomf liking this even tho they have a yt husband in their 40s @sexidance @Yelp I hate it. Rats!!! @YelpI will never download your app @Yelp I’m just trying to read a full review on my phone. @turnandstomp He just needs to wear a mask and go to Folsom for that @klastastic Sounding! @klastastic I’d argue blood play is up thereWomen in their 30s only want one thing and it’s disgusting https://t.co/7KuQV21gHq
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1/16
2021
@ANTFERNY It really doesn’t hurt. I get injected under my eyes and it’s not bad at all.
1/15
2021
@PalIahAbdul He posted a story about the legal language to use to get out of receiving a vaccine and then some vaccine fear mongering stuff @PalIahAbdul That “rapper” being an anti vaxxer really tops this tweet offWhat’s the name for the sensation I feel in my index finger when I have something copied but haven’t pasted it yet?She took covid vaccine a week ago....... She is from UK and a very real person.... God!!! ,😱😱🥺🥺 https://t.co/YsGQP2IkqX
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1/14
2021
@Paulvallas It took you two tries to use this kid’s tragic suicide in your doomed attempt for another mayoral run. @PeterLucier I would assume they aren’t going to risk soldiers having magazines until they’re absolutely necessary.Why did you guys turn this meme into a picture of my grandmother??? https://t.co/M09mZ4Dkq3 @smallesthole @FRANKIETWT He’s lying :/ he was the twink who wrote me this note @FRANKIETWT LMAOOOOOOTwo years ago I woke up to find this note from a twink who had slipped out in the night. https://t.co/GFKcpgbg3z @stephenautar @EmilioEmm @aguatheejamaica (Yes)
1/13
2021
After covid @aguatheejamaica and I are holding an all Latino bear foam party and calling it Bearria. Details to come.Joseph Robinette Biden needs to issue an executive order banning circuit gays in his first 100 days https://t.co/7KuSxNcaixCan anyone help me identify this color blue? I'm trying to buy paint. https://t.co/DYyoi2z9kW
1/12
2021
JLo using the N word on the remix to I’m Real https://t.co/SxY50OdPSa @jocelynapodaca Is this undergrad or high school @gorski_robert @jessejesussalar Also not true. It’s a user setting in blogspot. CWB has a post on it. https://t.co/XVUoeyZyoP @jessejesussalar This is not true. It’s invite only. You can’t just make up google execs as sources.They pushed delivery back another two weeks https://t.co/pNaokkKOsr @EmilioEmm Tbh I think the bridge crew all need to be elevated to the same level as bridge crew on Voyager. @EmilioEmm Is this about Nhan 😥😥😥We need more backstory for them besides off hand remarks. They each need an episode. And they NEED to kiss. https://t.co/cU2bK72Hjba job for Katy Perry https://t.co/A0ioIaSsvv
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1/11
2021
@2mannythots @anthelonious @DavidPaulRoth This is a good deal but also 2mannypoppers
1/10
2021
@SOKOCHS @gayblackvet The last Black couple in Star Trek (DS9) had one temporarily serve time in a penal colony for aiding terrorists.Don’t exactly know who she is but she’s incredible! #Artist #Paint #Talent #Art #Life #love #happy #fun #Instagoodhttps://t.co/cX8eLdVzet
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Retweeted by CPAP Papi @_CharlesPreston I would support an expose on the people behind that awful blog. @gayblackvet And neither of them had to go to to jail for supporting the Maquis
1/9
2021

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